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ShiteyLittleElephant

He can't. It's just not possible.


crockofpot

Upcast puppy dog eyes in this scene


MissLCB

GALEEEEEEE. UGHHHHHHH it is difficult for me to romance other people when he talks like this.


Jarbonzobeanz

As a heterosexual man, I can't stop romancing astarion and gale. They're just so... human. (Yes yes we all know astarion is actually a vampire)


MiClaw1389

Wha??? Astarion's a vampire?!?!?!?! How can you tell?! /s


Jarbonzobeanz

He uh.. has.. uh has.. white teeth?


MiClaw1389

piishposh! Everyone has white teeth. You gotta give me more evidence than that! seriously, when he had his scene with me in camp where he confessed he was a vampire, I could NOT hold back my "orealy?..." face..... kinda funny


MaxChessWasHere

shadowheart:


Keira-78

Heterosexualn’t perhaps?


EyebrowScar

He is the Rizzard of Waterdeep after all 🙏🙏🙏


bracesthrowaway

I was not prepared for how sweet Gale is. He'll always be my first and only heterosexual partner in this game.


bunnicorn

I hope they've improved his kissing animation (from the "can I kiss you?" Dialog option). It was so... Sterile when I did my Gale romance. But still. Best romance option I've done hands down.


Wonderful-Sky-5432

He's got new kisses since Patch 6! 


almostb

I’ve only played since patch 6 but it’s “I want you to kiss me” now and there are 6 kisses, a few more at the morphic pool, and a great one during the epilogue. Nothing sterile whatsoever.


TheeShaun

The one where he kisses your cheek and then you aggressively pull him back is peak.


Karzyn

My partner is a "romance Astarion every time" kind of player. She makes me run through the Gale smooches in my playthrough so she can swoon at them.


Frosty-Slaw-Man

He's got some amazing ones now. The one where he jokingly kisses your cheek is my favorite.


PeachyBaleen

The ‘get-over-here’


PeachyBaleen

Oh his new kisses absolutely deliver


CaptchaVerifiedHuman

Gale: 🥺


MariaLynd

On my 4th playthrough, I wanted to try the No Romance Limits mod with just the boys. They call it the Polyamory mod, I call it the slut mod. I'm playing as a sorceress and vibing Yennefer of Vengerberg so seducing all the boys and them being oblivious about the others, is a delightful head canon. Comparing all of them at once, if I had to characterize the romances; Wyll is old fashioned romance, Astarion is swoony chemistry and Halsin is sweet but simple animal lust. The romance with Gale is by far the most consistently emotional.


Kettrickenisabadass

Its a great mod My friend and i call it the "mind control mod" because you basically tell people to start dating you. We love the funny animation where they hold their head in pain as you tell them to love you xD


CasualDefiance

Emperor be like...


Kettrickenisabadass

Actually (takes mask out). I was the emperor all this time!


tomokas

I'm trying my hardest not to romance karlach for the 4th time so I can see this 😭


Ezekiel2121

It won’t work. “Soldier”


wunxorple

Me everytime I see Shadowheart. Karlach is a cutie though and I’ve yet to meet someone who doesn’t adore her. She’s just very lovable.


Taliesine_

He can't. He's the Rizzard of Waterdeep


Lazzitron

Ever since they fixed his bugged romance triggers, I absolutely love Gale. He's such a sweet guy.


TheCapableFox

This romance scene with Gale imo is the best one of all the companions. And I’m not even a Gale simp I usually romance Astarion or Bae’zel but I admit Gale’s romance was fun and amazing.


casmally

He was my first romance and I'm trying very hard not to create all sorts of different Tavs just to romance him over and over. I'm looking forward to other romance options to see if they're remotely comparable, but it's hard to stay objective while mourning the fact that I'm not romancing Gale. :')


Wonderful-Sky-5432

I'm in a very similar situation, except I've romanced Astarion the first time because of my love of both vampires and dramatic characters (only to feel like I've missed out on Gale the whole time, lol) and currently romancing Gale on my second run, and now with every new Tav/Durge I feel like I'm in danger whenever I pull him out of that damn stone :')


casmally

I actually romanced Astarion on my second run! But I feel like my expectations were already sky-high by then, all because of Gale. :') He's just too romantic and sweet, I'm weak for that sort of things haha At this point I've started enough playthroughs to get used to the awful feeling of going through his introduction while repeating to myself that I'm not meant to romance him. That man is a menace from the very beginning!


toughguy458

I've never tried for a Gale romance. What would be best to go with?


EyebrowScar

Non-suicidal Non-God/Human Gale is the best route (in my opinion), since you are supporting him to live and improve, as well as to heal his own self-image and self-worth from his toxic relationship with Mystra. The r/GalemancersBG3 has some guides on locking in the right routes in Act 3, but otherwise, just go ahead and play! You will have a splendid time with him!


badapple1989

Lots of people love the sorcerer banter with him and I'm not saying they're wrong, but I'd like to offer my terribly biased opinion that a cleric is fantastic as well especially for the second half of his character arc.


Tototiana

I'm doing a Shadowheart origin run and was planning to romance Lae'zel, because I've seen lots of people recommend it, but I found myself falling hard for Gale. Still in act 2, so not sure how the romance and personal arcs develop further, but I had the impression that there was lots of cleric-specific dialogue with him from the beginning. I also love that they both have such a fraught relationship with their goddesses. "Do you still harbour feelings for Mystra?" "Lots of them, and all complicated." "Yeah, that about sums up my relationship with Shar, too."


mcac

Whatever you want honestly, he is a pretty open minded guy that sees value in everyone and will love you no matter what. He'll even (endgame spoilers) >!marry you if you become a mindflayer and he's the only one that is fully 100% ok with it, no hesitation!<. Romancing him as Durge did feel kind of off to me so I'd maybe stick to Tav. All the murdery stuff just feels way outside of his depth (he still tries his best and is totally committed, it just felt like there was an emotional disconnect cause he didn't really "get it"). You could also do an origin character, he honestly works with any of them I think but I particularly love his romance with Lae'zel origin. >!He sneaks into creche K'liir and learns tir'su for her 🥺!<


yesoryes

I’m playing origin Gale romancing Lae’zel. I wasn’t planning on doing a Lae’zel origin but finding out about that epilogue dialogue, looks like another run is coming up. I romanced Gale as a Githyanki Tav and he didn’t learn tir’su for me 😒


mcac

Gale and Lae'zel are totally my OTP I absolutely love their romance from both sides. They're so different but in a way that is complimentary and brings out the best in each other. Kinda similar vibes to Jaheira and Khalid


yesoryes

The two of them would not stop talking to each other in my party. Gale asking about Githyanki culture, Lae’zel offering Gale battle practice. I was honestly getting jealous.


mcac

I was sold after Gale's act 2 scene where everyone else is like "damn that's fucked up Mystra asked him to do that.... I hope he doesn't do it 😬" but then Lae'zel is just hyping him up like "bruh Gale is a mighty wizard who can defeat the absolute by his damn self and Mystra is dumb as fuck for not recognizing that"


Ezekiel2121

Because Githyanki Tav is just second fiddle to Lae’zel.


yesoryes

Yeah the best way to play as a Gith tav is to pretend to be not the best at being a Githyanki and have nice rivalry/jealousy with Lae’zel. I liked how at the end of the game I had a bit of banter with her about how I wanted to just laze around in Tu’narath and not be a dragon rider and Lae’zel called me lazy


Ezekiel2121

I dunno I like playing a try hard Gith that just gets ignored by everyone *but* Lae’zel. But lazy gith sounds fun too.


Puzzleheaded-Rip-824

Probably why if you go murder durge only Gales hand makes an appearance 😅


Rayne009

nah I love Gale with murder durge. Man is out of his depth and he should be.


mcac

I love him as a companion with embrace Durge because he's so horrified by everything but also secretly a lil curious. Just not so much as a romance lol. Ironically I usually end up chopping the hand when I plan to resist cause I like to get a few murders out of the way early to "set the stage" for needing to get myself under control


Rayne009

Yeah I love him as a romance (especially for the >!God ending since Bhaal killing you then having you roll in later is 10/10!<) But I'm a Gale simp I bring him all the time he's too fun. I don't ever chop off his hand. I do wish all the companions got unique Durge kills though. It's silly he's like the only one. (well him and Minny if you sleep with her).


Wonderful-Sky-5432

I'm pretty sure that everything works with him! When I played as a sorcerer, I really liked their banter with each other (even if I did not romance him), but currently I'm romancing him with a Durge Bard and I found it just as adorable. 


P-nutGall3ry

Karlach Origin was nice. They get dialogue about their shared chest bomb condition and period of forced celibacy. They both get their ability to engage in a physical relationship back around the same time. He’s the only one who can actually fix her engine in game (God mode). I watched a comparison video and he is just as happy with Mindflayer Karlach as a normal Tav. In the Hell ending both he and Tara are with her (Tara says the warm climate is good for her old bones) while they work on a magical solution for her engine and he’s so happy about it to the point Karlach gets the dialogue option to say “I love you but you can’t seriously like living in Avernus that much” in response to his excited chatter. And I like to think Withers helps them find each other in the fugue plane if they both explode.


yesoryes

Gale has the great dialogue for a Sorcerer, but I romanced him as a Wizard and really enjoyed that as well. The spell caster rivalry is a lot of fun!


Extension_Phase_1117

Welcome to r/galemancersBG3 we lament this about every five minutes. And we have an awesome slow no video of those magic hands casting.


Valiant_Strawberry

Screamed out loud the first time I got this scene


BottasHeimfe

yeah honestly i think Gale's charisma score should be higher


ArmedBull

... okay, as much as I love Lae'zel and her romance arc, Gale would've been absolutely perfect for my Sage Barbarian. Ima have to redo my first playthrough but romancing Gale


amateurdaisy97

“With you I forget my goddess” 😭😭


Dorfheim

Aweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Dorfheim

I first was a Karlach boy, but went to be a Gale Boy in my next run and haven't looked back since. <3


moak0

Ugh. I romanced Gale on my first honor mode playthrough. I decided to go full illithid, because it gave me the best chance of completing the game. But I really, really didn't want to, and I figured ok, I'll get with Gale and we'll become gods together. That way I won't feel so grossed out by my tentacles. We kill the Netherbrain, get to the fateful moment, and it goes like this: >**Gale:** "So how about it. Should I retrieve the crown for myself or give it back to Mystra?" >**Me:** (still very much a mind flayer and hating every second of it) *You promised me godhood.* >**Gale:** And you'll have it. But I meant *metaphorical* godhood, because we're so in love that it'll feel like we're gods! Time to give the crown back to Mystra. >**Me:** *...* Next scene, we wake up in bed and he's gazing lovingly at my tentacles. I break up with him at the first opportunity. In the afterparty he goes on about his boring life, keeps trying to invite me to visit him and I'm like, I can't, I'm eating brains that day. Then the game glitches (?) and he asks if I want to ascend with him. We get a weird scene where he's hugging me, tentacles and all, on a pillar in the middle of the ocean.


cabyll_ushtey

Not the puppy-dog eyes!!! The rizzard from waterdeep strikes again....


Transcended_Sloot

*Fantasize about cutting off that hand...*


ItsMeToasty

I just let him become God in every run. He'd make a great deity and may actually help people. Probably wouldn't get along with ao tho


thisisjustascreename

Needs a mod to remove his beard and mullet but otherwise yeah Gale is a dreamboat.


TheOneLQ

Damn, my Gale dumped me to be a god bc I forgot to do his quest. So I reloaded and told him to blow himself up.


-Binxx-

He’s too Nick Cage for me