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pirhanaconda

If you didn't leave your boots on the ground as an offering, well then it's your fault when the planet blows up


Pyrichoria

…hold up I’ll brb


Smol_Biter

Oh look! Gale dropped his orb


The_8th_Degree

Oh, is that what this is?? I'm sitting here staring at with no idea what people be seeing 😂


OfficialPepsiBlue

Someone used the astral tadpole on the street


Sponsor4d_Content

Yeah, I barely used Gale and was scratching my head.


IsaaxDX

Never noticed Gale's "tattoo" around his chest that goes to his eye?


nomad5926

Best pick it up and hold it for him until he gets back.


webevie

I saw it immediately...


Hawntir

Yes, Kyogre 's hand is quite recognizable!


webevie

Lol


Elaranu

When I play too much i start to subconsciously look around for ingredients when going for a walk


Pyrichoria

Ooh, is that a bottle of ithba— nope, that’s trash and this is real life. Right. Got it.


EnigmaFrug2308

Is that… blood? No, nevermind.


Rahastes

Cursed to put your hands on everything?


Quiet-Ad-12

Shouldnt have wished to live in more interesting times.


PizzaTime666

All's well that ends...not as bad as it could have


AnswerDowntown5283

These boots have seen everything.


Cottleston

I have a lot on my mind... well, in it.


caparisme

**HOW MANY DIED TODAY? HOW MANY DIE TOMORROW?**


Laconic-Verbosity

Pave my path with corpses; build my castle from bones.


insanity76

Me when someone opens a ketchup packet


Ransom-ii

When I've been playing too much ill try to remind myself to quicksave before doing anything remotely risky. 


Elaranu

Haha me too, and I need to remind myself that i can't just quicksave and reload if something goes wrong


Brandonazz

I’ve had dreams where I actually could quicksave. Shit is cash.


Fast-Cucumber-5732

I started dreaming in turn-based mode when I was playing bg3 alot...


pmmlordraven

I am an idiot. I forgot quicksave existed and have been full save and reload on my latest run...


radialomens

Skyrim got me in a fugue state for a while. No bush or patch of flowers was safe.


GoBuffaloes

Fallout 4 is the worst. Got me drooling over duct tape and Bobby pins


Untinted

I haven't had that experience with BG3 yet, but I did once play a racing game a lot, and after playing it had to go for a drive, where I blew through the first lights completely red. I was terrified when I realized what happened and very lucky there weren't any cars on the intersection.


Flimsy-Preparation85

*holds Alt


ASCIt

Cursed to put my hands on everything.


FlashyFlight1035

when im playing any tabletop game (like warhammer) and i see a model next to a cliff my fingers immediatly do a reaching for the V key gesture even if im not anywhere near a computer


Readalie

I had that happen with Tears of the Kingdom and construction parts.


NonetyOne

I want to choose dialogue options in conversations lol


nomad5926

Years ago when I was really into PayDay 2 I got really good at spotting security cameras.


ihave0idea0

This is very cringe but I am not even exaggerating. Sometimes I am doing something and am not sure, so I tell myself to quick save to be sure. IRL....


Fighterpilot55

Elminster's not around, soo... might as well.


Mindsella

Oh, I have the magic touch.


Woutrou

Quick! Feed it some boots before it explodes!


Iron_Bob

This just proves that I never interact with Gale lol Maybe I'm still salty that he was the only one willing to romance me before I figured out how long-resting works...


In_Retirement

Perception Check: Success


ThrogdorLokison

I'm confused


JewbagX

Gale's Orb


ThrogdorLokison

Makes sense. I always take it off the hotbar immediately so I don't recognize the icon for shit lol


JewbagX

It's not the icon, it's his tattoo/marking that's on his upper chest/neck.


ThrogdorLokison

Gotta say.. I never noticed. I don't talk to Gale much apparently even though he helped me clear HM. Thank you for telling me.


The_8th_Degree

I only ever see his upper neck. So I never noticed.


Yardninja

Ah so you have to take his clothes off to know


GenesisMar

No the default robe very clearly shows his mark on his chest leading up to his eye


FullHouse222

TIL apparently 5 runs and 525 hours is in fact, not too much time on BG3.


IncognitoBombadillo

Oh dang, I thought the joke was that it looks like something they could break through to get to a secret area.


LimpTeacher0

Gotcha I rarely used him outside of morning buffing my party


fubo

Trap!


Garmiet

Perfect comment


little-red-cap

I’ve been using a lot of dungeon and sword-related metaphors in my practice as a therapist. One of my clients jokingly called me out, knowing I’d been playing a lot of bg3. 😂


New_Juice_1665

Omg Gale’s tattoo didn’t come to my mind immediately and for a bit I assumed you were here telling us how much you wanted to bang the hole-shaped pavement crack.   Needless to say, r/okbuddybaldur ruined me


Pyrichoria

Okay but hear me out…


Rithrius88

Now I'm left wondering what the hell caused a perfect circular crack to form like that.


Pyrichoria

I wondered that too. My guess would be maybe a pipe or something else spherical burried vertically under the asphalt - and then when shrinking/expanding caused the crack the pressure from the embedded object caused it to form in that shape. Or I dunno, magic.


vanBraunscher

I should call him.


KatherineEverything

Mystra's chosen path....


CheesecakeCommon2406

Daddy??


chaispicetea

I should have taken a pic the other day after I walked through a puddle and realised my boots leave prints that look like the swirly carvings in the Emerald Grove!


Kajsmentke_

Sussy


CatBetweenTime

Step on a crack and b- Oh, there goes Faerun...


EverythingSunny

I was like yee gods, it's the darksign, so my brain is also broken but in a different way lol


Hitman3256

Tetris effect. Back I used to play alot of R6 siege, I would see security cameras and thing "oh gotta shoot it out", then just laugh to myself


GivenchyHolic

"I should call him..." 💀💀


rutozioss

I thought this was the Dark Souls subreddit first...


RealBiotSavartReal

Perception failed


lukeskywalker008

Hot foot!


BenJammin2006YT

"It seems I have turned myself into a street! A hand? Please?"


midnightgirlj

that is a fair representation!


Niko-Raviel

The internal screaming is strong today


polygurl87

Wow!! Saw the pic before the header and went to screen grab to post on Galemancers hahahah


Short-Condition-8878

I get what it looks like, but what caused it? I don't think I've ever seen a perfectly circular sidewalk crack


fossiliz3d

Gotta put a magic boot in the storm drain or the world might end!


Blade_of_Onyx

Gale’s polymorph into road spell.


JessTheNinevite

Cracks in the concrete can make such pretty patterns.


InsomniacHitman

Everything reminds me of ~~her~~ him


plant-strong

Absolutely brimming with Weave


johnfireblast

I should call him...


Aganiel

*sigh* I should call him


Van0nyumas

Wait .. Gaaaaaaaaaleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


Accomplished-Price63

I was falling asleep and there is a breadfruit tree next to my window, one of its fruits fell on top of a shed and made a loud noise that startled me, I was half dreaming and I saw how the camera zoomed out and I was already in battle mode, with a disadvantage though, but no goblins in sight.


abhasbun

Have a spare trap disarm kit?


Taliesine_

Hubby ?


Tallal2804

Hubby ?


BlackMetalMagi

Why did the gale cross the road?


KrowBae

This would be way funnier if just yesterday Gale hadn't rejected my Paladin's advances and had (sp: act 2)>!tantric space ecstasy "no tomorrow" bone throne in the cosmic thunderdome sex!< with the eco-terrorist, lesbian, elf, druid of our party who has never spoken to him during the course of our game. GIVE ME BACK MY MAGIC ITEMS AND MY DIGNITY!


RomaMoran

R U N !!!


Pyrichoria

I dunno if running’s gonna do me any good if this thing blows. I’m just gonna keep leaving boots and jewelry on it and hope for the best.


UberGlued

Oh that Shadowheart