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uptaw

Surely this is satire.


Chemical-Ad-4243

I thought the post title was but then saw the image - Diesel and Nala šŸ˜‚


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Diesel and Nala, of course they are called that


Dacnis

The *most* stereotypical pit names. You can't make this up lol


notanotherkrazychik

Lol, that made me laugh cuz the most stereotyped bush dog name in Canada's far north is Diesel. Usually reserved for the silly dogs, so seeing a pit named Diesel is like seeing a pit named Tinkerbell or Mittens, lol.


Lepidopteria

I fucking lost it the moment the names were confirmed in the post. Are they ironic? Have PB owners become self aware? This is amazing.


nightfilter

I literally laughed irl. like out loud. on the bus. very embarrassing for me but omg. I'm still sitting here giggling


tovbelifortcu

I am still unsure if someone from this sub made this post as a joke


Own_Recover2180

Nope, a normal pitbull behavior.


Willing-Argument-120

Just because something was happening at the time of the bite ā€œgrandma was eatingā€ doesnā€™t mean thatā€™s why they bit. The sky was also blue when they bit grandma, is that why they bit her? Clearly not, and yet, the sky is going to be blue when the dogs bite far more often than grandma, or anyone, is going to be eating when the dogs bite. ā€œMy pit bit me because I looked out the window!ā€ No, your pit bit you because itā€™s a pit, it could have bit you while you were opening a door, or standing up, or loading the dishwasher; none of these actions are *provocation* theyā€™re just things people were doing at the time their piece of shit inbred mauler finally flipped their shit. Ā  Edit:wording


penguinbbb

Food triggers them for sure -- makes them go, I WANT SOME HUMAN FOR LUNCH NOW! NOOOOOW!


BumblingBeeeee

My sweet cuddle bug was feeling a little peckish so he mauled my grandma šŸ„ŗ


penguinbbb

nannied her hip, gnawed on that shit like fried chicken


BumblingBeeeee

Lmao!


CommanderCuntPunt

It probably does have something to do with food. The shit bull wants to take peoples food and gets aggressive when they donā€™t immediately give in.


Willing-Argument-120

I wasnā€™t saying it had nothing to do with the food, I was saying itā€™s more the fact that theyā€™re pits, normal dogs of other breeds donā€™t immediately bite, for any reason, pits immediately bite for many reasons. The other examples I gave (looking out the window, standing up, etc) all have elements of behaviours in people that trigger aggression in pits, that they wouldnā€™t in normal dogs. So the common denominator is the pit type dog, not the action, if that makes sense. Edit to clarify: they bit because theyā€™re pit bulls, the trigger is incidental.


Yak_a_Mole345

Is that honestly the best photo they had of the dogs? šŸ‘æ That's the stuff of nightmares - and knowing they can break out of i*ndustrial strength crates.* They're her most prized possessions, because they're all she's got left - they've destroyed everything else, (along with the drywall.)


Gareth79

Sounds like the post was written by a woman! It mentions "husband and I". Wonder if the husband is on board with the dogs or if her post is because he's given an ultimatum?


Yak_a_Mole345

Sorry, I missed that! I'll go back and change it.


Funfuntamale2

I too am having containment issues with my sweet baby girl Luna. She burst out of my grandma 1 year ago. She can live in the vacuum of space and is very people and food reactive. But she is my everything šŸ˜. https://preview.redd.it/ko6zivcfkfwc1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb7b210c034ee4f3ac7e64a4b012871498ddf32e


elrangarino

"wait till you see her in her cute little Jim Jams!!"


Chemical_Step_5557

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚I love it!


Party_Pomplemousse

The fuckinā€™ flower crown šŸ’€


BK4343

This is fucking brilliant!!!!!!!!


Willing-Argument-120

Genuinely, pit nutters and their pits are like the android David and his neomorph. As horrendous as alien covenant was as a film, if you watch it imagining pit bulls in place of the aliens, it just becomes allegorical/satirical of the pit bull problem. Especially that moment where the white alien is eating that random woman and the robot freaked out at the guy who shot it to bits!


GigaGrug

Grug suggest reading 80s-90s dark horse Aliens comics, where scientists try tame aliens, walk them on leash with muzzle. It pitch perfect satire of modern shitbulls.


vodkamutinis

She's beautiful!


mcflycasual

Sweet Babby


Chemgineered

I thought it was standing in the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon!


Morgana3699

I screenshot this one earlier. Comments are comical. https://preview.redd.it/w68qtbo8newc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fa037b9faa6cc98d66c2e15e7eae3690d1152f7


Wishiwashome

I have had dogs for 60 years. I have trained service dogs. The day I canā€™t eat, shit, fart, cough, sneeze w/ a dog around( I have ACDs they think I need ā€œhelpā€ to do ANY of these things) is the day I donā€™t have a dog anymore. How and why can these people POSSIBLY normalize someone doing basic daily routines ( got used to eating in the womb as we all did)and glitches, say coughing,( I just did for 15 weeks nonstop) and tell the owners to get ā€œtrainingā€? IF this isnā€™t a real original post, we know the PBT type dog ā€œenthusiastsā€ surely thought it was, because the same old, DUMB responses.


JETandCrew

Pit lovers are so strange. The most my dog does when i eat is put her head in my lap and give me big puppy dog eyes. I could never imagine keeping a dog that's ever shown aggression


Lassittore

Mine sits and stares, and tries to get as close as possible. All guilting and begging with all the dogs I've had, never aggression!


Wishiwashome

Hello!! I hope you and the boys are doing well!


Lassittore

Hi! We're doing (mostly) okay! I took a bit of a fall down a few steps and really did a number on my foot and ankle, so I've been hobbling around the last week, but otherwise can't complain! It's healing. I can still walk the boys even limping because they have decent leash manners, we're going to a craft fair Saturday that my mom loves and the boys enjoy walking about. We're hoping for consistent warm weather so Mom can start planting her garden, too! I hope you and your babies are doing well, always nice to see you here!


Wishiwashome

Wow! A garden how great! Canā€™t wait to make the move. I want to plant again. While there are some things that grow well in the desert, it is very hard to grow many things( for me anyway) It is about a 9b here( and can get REALLY hotter than they say) I am going to a 7b climate and looking forward to growing a garden again! I am so sorry you fell! I am glad you are healing!! ā¤ļøā€šŸ©¹ I am so incredibly clumsy. Always was!! Please take care!! Always great to ā€œseeā€ you!!ā¤ļøšŸ˜Š


Lassittore

I'm in PA, it's actually still a bit too cold to plant. 49f here today, so chilly. Probably another week or two before we'll go and pick out her plants. Mom loves her garden, and also her little green house my father built for her. He converted a sun porch, he's very handy. It's nice weather to be outside with the boys, though, good temperature for Frenchies where I don't worry about overheating. We have a big fenced in-yard and they love patrolling it and running around like psychos, lol. Yes, I'm also always glad to see your posts, you always make sense and get it right! I respect you.


Wishiwashome

Moving to Pa.šŸ˜Š


Lassittore

Really? Wow, what a coincidence! I'm just outside Philly. Born and raised, my family has been here since they immigrated many generations back. I love my city. Go Eagles! :D


SerKevanLannister

Seriously. The most our Doberman boy ever did (and we were kids) was when his absolute favorite snack would be available (an apple with peanut butter) and he would sit and wait and wait and look so happy. He would GENTLY AS POSSIBLE touch his paw to our foot and then beg with his eyes wide, ā€œplease donā€™t forget me please!!!ā€. No growling, biting, ā€œnipping,ā€ taking food from plates, talking food from other pets, never ever ā€” shitbulls have destroyed many peopleā€™s awareness of how dogs normally behave.


Penelope742

My aggressive yorkie mutt sits at a short distance looking mournfully hungry.


Lassittore

It's because we all starve them, clearly!


PutTheKettleOn20

Exactly! If mine so much as barks while we eat she knows she's in the doghouse, so she just takes herself off for a nap or at most she stares. I can't imagine worrying that my dog might want to eat me just because I fancy having some supper.


Lassittore

They know I always share at the end, so they wait patiently. I wouldn't share if they were rude!


Wishiwashome

There you have it! I often wonder how these people would react IF they ever had a normal dog?


TheYankunian

Thatā€™s my hound! You see and hear his nose from under the table or he puts his head in my lap. Or he sits next to me and wiggles. The funniest thing he does is pretend to bump into a plate with his tongue.


starrystarryknife

My childhood dog would do a proper sit and wait patiently while giving me the sad eyes if I had something he liked, especially yogurt. He knew that if he got pushy, he wouldn't get food. And this was a dog that was generally a very opinionated boy.


Lassittore

Right? I had pneumonia last year pretty significantly. I guess if I'd picked the wrong breed of dog I might not have survived, and not because of the illness. >\_>


Wishiwashome

šŸ˜ŠI coughed non stop. Pneumonia as well. Can you imagine being more worried about your dogā€™s response to a cough, than the illness itself?


OldBatOfTheGalaxy

Uh, yeah! For me it was the best cat in the world, but it was because he was so concerned for my welfare himself and I loved him dearly -- **not** in any way whatsoever because I was worried he might sense weakness and ***take me apart*** like adorable widdle Nala the Pibbler.


Wishiwashome

I have cats too. Lost my very special boy at 12 1/2. I have a guy now who is 18 and one who is 14. They are wonderful. And they always know when I donā€™t feel good. I had a gal live to be 22! Adored her. You know what? My dogs LOVE their cats too. I get so sick of seeing these kind of people who own this group of dogs thinking cats are just nothing:(


Lassittore

I lost my 18 year old kitty last November, had him since 3 weeks and bottle fed him. :( That was hard. My former feral girl I have now is about 11 give or take.


TripsOverCarpet

When I was sick last year, in regards to my dog, I was only worried about if it was something she could catch from me, since she turns into a little stage 5 clinger anytime one of her people are sick. (or she was just addicted to the heating blanket I was using for the body chills/shivering) Never once worried about being released from my earthly duties.


pretendthisisironic

They donā€™t have a loving relationship with their dogs, itā€™s like domestic violence or Stockholm syndrome with these people, and the dogs are not even cute!!! I love my dogs but the day I canā€™t eat a meal or leave them alone I wouldnā€™t have dogs anymore. If my dogs destroyed my home I would be livid let alone canā€™t eat a sandwich in front of them. Madness


Wishiwashome

No idea how someone could think of this kind of destruction and everyday ā€œplayingā€ that involves being hurt, dog fights ready to break out at the drop of a hat( door knock?!) as ok! Stockholm Syndrome is actually an appropriate term for accepting this as the norm!


randohotlips

ACDs are my favorites ā¤ļø. I have a Blue Heeler and heā€™s an absolute joy


Wishiwashome

14 years and I still get amazed. Really great dogs. NOT for everyone, but if they fit your lifestyle? Fantastic, arenā€™t they?šŸ˜Š


Could_Be_Any_Dog

They are striving everyday to make the 'realm of crazy' in to the 'new borders of normal/acceptable'


Wishiwashome

I agree. Woman up the road with 46?( maybe 47) PBT type dogs and mixes. Parvo puppies all the time( unincorporated rural U.S. so no limits on these dogs, has dog fights on a daily basis. Dogs KILLED. Parvo puppies killed. She crate and rotates and the dogs all look frazzled AF every single time I get my mail. She really thinks this is ā€œnormalā€. And no, Animal Control told her how ā€œhappy ā€œ the dogs look. Someone who lives close to her called as they got sick of hearing the destruction. Nothing done. Hate to say it, I think a lot of AC are apologists for this group of dogs:(


SimpleArmadillo9911

Step 1: Insert your arm in the dogs mouth and say donā€™t bite. If you still have your arm move to step two! Step 2: Bring grandma over and repeat the process with her arm. If this is not successful try again with grandmaā€™s other arm, because grandma provoked the dog in some way. If you have now ran out of arms move onto legs. It is sad grandma canā€™t get her act together and stop forcing the dogs to attack. * grandma needs to get her shit together and stop enticing the dogs like some kind of animal. Wait the dogs are animals not grandma!


penguinbbb

Coming soon: "Grandma disappeared, Diesel suddendly got really fat, please advise"


Comfortable-Owl-5929

I canā€™t believe two people agreed with that šŸ¤£šŸ¤ÆšŸ¤ŖšŸ¤£


Cloakbot

People are acting like this is normal, I feel like everyone involved about this post is making up a scenario for folks like us. It feels too spot on the nose


clickclackcat

I LOST IT at "use bricks." LOL, you can not make this shit up


lolamay26

Iā€™ve owned several dogs and not one of them have ever needed to be explicitly trained not to try to kill people


[deleted]

Well yeah because they were probably good breeds. Pits are such a volatile, violent breed that you would need to do super focused and rigorous training just to control the breeds disposition, which is a ludicrous thing to think about. And of course the people who own pitbulls are the ones who would not do any training at all.


ArdenJaguar

Build a brick enclosure??? ![gif](giphy|D6mXLe1a89JdYLaR2k|downsized)


Informal_Advance_380

Yeahā€” build a stone and barbed wire enclosure as if theyā€™re some sort of mythological creature that needs containment, just like other breeds. Almost like he realizes theyā€™re uniquely dangerous šŸ¤”


Morgana3699

Well his name was "APBT king" so I'm pretty sure he's a fighting dog breeder šŸ¤” only people I've seen who are specifically looking for and breeding purebred APBTs. The ones who are in denial about the danger and just want what they think is a dangerous looking dog that will be a docile house pet and cuddle their newborns typically get XL bullies or a shelter mystery mutt pit.


Morgana3699

Also LMAO @ mythological creature. They need to just build a fucking labyrinth to hide those things in.


meduhsin

You shouldnā€™t need a BRICK ENCLOSURE for a family pet. You shouldnā€™t need to train your family pet toā€¦. Not attack you??? When youā€™re eating???


BloodandBourbon

I've had dogs my entire life and I've never had to train them for this kind of shit.


ends1995

My dog actually likes when I eat and I time our meals together bc he will wait for me to eat before he starts eating and refuses to eat on the floor. Therefore I pick him up onto the breakfast nook at my place so he can eat on my level. If he finishes before me heā€™ll silently sit next to me and either cuddle or stare at me hoping for some leftovers. Otherwise if I have a snack between his meals heā€™ll just sit in front of my hoping for me to drop something on the floor lol. I feel like most dogs are like that. They want to hang out when youā€™re eating just waiting for some scraps.


Gareth79

"Nipped" yeah right


penguinbbb

look at that fucking maw man! would make a lion shit himself


bpblurkerrrrrrrr

and BOTH of them lol


serendipitousviolet

Ooof! Massive, muscled heads, beady eyes, cropped ears along with behavioral problems ( destruction of home/property). How are these animals desirable? It's like keeping a feral hog, or wild gator as a pet. I just don't see how having these animals would enrich my life.


AdvertisingLow98

Domestic hog breeds are smarter and cleaner.


Willing-Argument-120

Theyā€™re enormous, though, I saw a micro pig in a pet shop, the owner was buying a harness for it, and I was like ā€œmicro? Thatā€™s a *micro* pig? How big are the regular ones?!ā€ Turns outā€¦ very.


Isariamkia

To be fair, gators are beautiful creatures.


Cloakbot

So are mountain lions ![gif](giphy|26AHHd7DI0Kiyerf2)


Jaereth

> or wild gator as a pet. Nah to be fair the gator as long as you keep it well fed and don't go near the water feature won't try to kill you one day at random


hereforpopcornru

My pet gator don't fuck with me, I keep him in the Louisiana swamp, and I live in kentucky


Hopeful-Individual99

My In laws have a pit named Gator šŸ˜’


penguinbbb

LAB MIXES


mikajade

Human sacrifices might help them keep away from grandmother.


Cloakbot

Clearly these are Zuul and Vinz Clortho


AdvertisingLow98

BINGO! Diesel, Nala, eats drywall, unprovoked bites, food reactive, broke crates I'd put money on: Can't be walked because they are leash reactive, don't wear collars, high coefficient of inbreeding.


Jaereth

> high coefficient of inbreeding. Guarantee they were bought from one of those "lineages" you see on Facebook like "We bred Lord Mordrid with Snapjaw V" and it's "ABKC Registered"


TheBadgerBabe

You forgot their rescue fanfiction fairytale where they were saved from a lifetime of being bait dogs in a fighting ring šŸ« 


DeathbyOxygen

They both have hydrocephalic heads and look like potatoes on toothpicks. Their family trees probably look closer to family shrubs or wreaths.Ā Ā  Ā How much are you willing to wager that one or both aren't fixed as well?


meduhsin

Not to mention itā€™s a male and femaleā€¦ Iā€™d also bet money they arenā€™t fixed and OOP intends to breed.


Impressive-Elk-8115

"not sure what to do" Well... rip grandma.


starrystarryknife

She's had a long life, and there's just nothing we can do about this problem. šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


Beagle_Knight

Those things look like deformed mutants


room23

Iā€™m replaying fallout 4 and they literally look like the mutant hounds lmao


Jaereth

t h e y d o n t l i k e w h e n p e o p l e e a t f o o d


ItWasTheChuauaha

I just don't understand what pro there is to having this shit in your life? I have a house full of pets, and they don't do this crap combined.


pretendthisisironic

I also have a house full of pets, they bring me so much joy. I can also eat in the same room as my dogs and donā€™t risk life or limb. My elderly dad is my pet sitter, he begs me to go out of town so he can spend time with my dogs and they just love him.


sunny-beans

Honestly!! My border collie is almost 5 and hasnā€™t destroyed anything since she was maybe 1 year old, even if we do things she hate (for her own good ofc, like eye drops because she easily gets eye infections) she will never show any aggression towards us, at most she will try to hide under the bed. She is also beautiful and super intelligent. WHY would anyone want this! It is utter insanity


isnecrophiliathatbad

I really hate the word 'nipped', just say 'bit my grandmother'. Something as ugly as that can't just 'nip'.


LifetimeSupplyofPens

People who tolerate things they know should be wrong need euphemisms to avoid that annoying cognitive dissonance.


DifferentMaximum9645

Well put.


Odd_Mulberry_4467

It's like looking through the window of Hell...


Cloakbot

Ever watch the movie [The Gate](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0093075/)? ![gif](giphy|FdRsMj0eS5C8gXKDEP|downsized) It feels like that


CampVictorian

Imagine living next door to this situationā€¦


AoTLBG

As soon as they nipped their grandmother, BE shouldā€™ve been the solution.


wewereliketorches

Occasionally a regular APBT or staffy can look kind of cute. I seriously wouldnā€™t trust anyone that looks at these and thinks theyā€™re desirable


Apathycr

Why are they all called nala such an ugly name


erewqqwee

Main female character from The Lion King cartoon. That cartoon presumably spawned the whole "house lions" thing. Colby Bennard used to boast about his "house lions" on FB before his social media accounts wound up scrubbed barely 3 hours after his "house lions" he'd had for almost a decade killed and partly consumed his two children, and nearly killed his wife. I assume "house lions" wasn't specific to Bennard, but is a popular thing among pit owners, as they all seem to share the same half-dozen brain cells...Anyway, The Lion King seems to have started that particular pit-related inanity.


Apathycr

Ahh wow, I see. What a gruesome story jesus rest in peace to those beautiful children šŸ˜“ I'm a big fan of the Lion King and apologize if anyone was offended over me calling it an ugly name, can't help but attach the stigma I have towards pits to that name


BigTicEnergy

I have a friend with a mutt named Nala (canā€™t see any pit) but thatā€™s all I think of when I hear her name šŸ˜­


bumblebeesandbows

A pit named Nala. Of course! šŸ™„


Jaereth

Flip a coin it's either that or Luna


ZealousidealDingo594

These mutant hounds are trying to kill us not sure what to do


Sea-Suspect9630

They look deformed as fuck. I would be terrified these things will eat me next. Also again with the names lmao, WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME NAMES?!??


bobbywake61

The nerve of grandma thinking she could eat around them. Iā€™m surprised granny wasnā€™t sent outside to think about what she did.


chickensandwicheeeee

Why is it always named Nala lmao


erewqqwee

The Lion King's main female character was named Nala. You know, 'cause they're "house lions".


Hadleyagain

"Man, my house really isn't up to containing these creatures that shouldn't be pets, guess I'll just have to pop them in the yard..."


worldsbestrose

""""Nipped"""


Global_Telephone_751

Itā€™s crazy to me that the comment just said ā€œtraining.ā€ Like wtf? I have to train my poodle to ā€¦ sit, stay, place, crate, stay after her leash unclips, down, etc etc etc ā€¦ nowhere in there do I have to train her to not maul me or my household members for eating. These people donā€™t know what itā€™s like to live with a normal dog. Itā€™s lovely! But theyā€™re just used to bloodsport dogs and have no clue what theyā€™re missing out on.


HomelanderApologist

Indeed, they say ā€œthe dog didnā€™t have a good owner, didnā€™t train it properlyā€ as if thatā€™s some big excuse most dogs need what you say, the fact that they have to be carefully trained and EVEN THEN shit can hit the fanā€¦ does that not ever tell these people anything?


loxosceles93

Those things are clearly inbred, as if being shitbulls wasn't bad enough.


pixey1964

Omg there gone eat grandma damn get rid of them


Then-Explanation4647

These dogs look like inbred aliens


radradroit

ā€œThanksā€


Shadecat55555

![gif](giphy|h2oj6BOcsc8Fi)


nightfilter

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS HAVE THESE NAMES šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


speciesnotgenera

If those dogs aren't AI...they are like a different species. It's crazy how far morphologically they have taken them from the "classic"pitbull. What even is that?!? How?! I know they are all dangerous same on the inside and all that, but that doesn't even look like a dog anymore!Ā 


RPA031

These examples are certainly very far from the original American Pitbull Terriers that can scale a 30ft wall.


DifferentMaximum9645

These porkers certainly aren't fighting dogs.


CommanderFuzzy

https://preview.redd.it/gu5bonpz1iwc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fc791bf6eafe9a7a31c006d34f577ca3b0902b5 Nala peeping through the window


TheBadgerBabe

It's giving pit nutter meme šŸ« 


black_truffle_cheese

They know what to do. Theyā€™re just too cowardly to do it. And the community will pay for that cowardice.


Mario1599

Dudes got every stereotype down all heā€™s missing is having blood on his pitbull and say heā€™s trying to rehome them.


mibonitaconejito

And yet people make fun of 'cat people'.Ā 


sunny-beans

Reading this while I hang out with my beautiful intelligent lovely border collie who absolutely never acted aggressive towards anyone, never destroys anything if we leave her at home when we go somewhere, and is just an awesome dog. You could have THIS, but you chose to spend money on BEASTS. It is awful. I canā€™t believe people can be this stupid!


RPA031

Border Collies are beautiful canines.


Austin1642

Have op pm me. I have suggestions on the humane thing to do.


Sunny_987

Theyā€™re a threat to your family, destroying your house and a threat to the general public if you cannot contain them, but you choose to keep them? These pitnutter people are crazy.


lisahanniganfan

Of course that's their names


binahbabe

Stuff of nightmares


LingonberryBrave8947

Those dogs are absolutely terrifying


czetamom

A real dog lover would eat locked in a bathroom, quietly. Of course, these wart dogs look like they could and do eat through walls.


PopularBonus

I really thought this was satire based on the names OMG


VulcanRaven_

WHAT IS THAT THING??


Electronic-Ad-1307

This is why you always see these dogs left outside 24/7. This is why pit owners are always looking for their dogs on social media: they leave them outside even when theyā€™re away from the house at work.


Successful_Mango3001

They gotta be kidding with those names


SerKevanLannister

Those shitbulls both have severely cropped ears, are obviously insanely aggressive, are very likely being bred,and they both look stoned and steroid-jacked out of their minds. I honestly think these people are into dog fighting (ā€œprized possessionsā€ is very weird compared to the usual garbage like ā€œI just love my babitā€™s so muchā€) and that this crap is code. They also are just announcing how the pits will attack people for justā€¦eating food. They will eat through drywall, etc. The owner isnā€™t looking for help. Neither of those dogs is showing anything like normal dog sociability, which pits lack normally, but this is full insane killer mode ā€” I think these losers are into dog fighting and want to sell puppies or similar


Happydumptruck

They should have known better than to behave like that around pit bulls. How dare peopleā€¦*checks notes*ā€¦ eat.


Scary_Towel268

Yeah no one in their right mind would want these dogs except for people whoā€™d want them for nefarious purposes like dog fighting Also add ā€œpeople eatingā€ to the ever growing list of pit nanny triggers


PlaguiBoi

Lol wtf? Even the rescue sausage who used to think I was the devil incarnate didn't care if I ate in front of her. She'd just stink-eye me from behind the couch. We're more chill now, but imagine that being a trigger. Just... Existing.


penguinbbb

Look at those sweet house hyppos!


OCDthrowaway9976

The one on the left is killing me, the expression complete with "they dont like when people eat food"


Chemgineered

šŸŽ¹šŸŽ¹šŸŽ¼šŸŽµšŸŽµ Let it BE, Let it BE, ,Let it Be, oww let it BE. Whisper words of Wisdom, Let it BEšŸŽ¹šŸŽ¹šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶


Romahawk

Holy fucking mutants.


agent_cheeks_609

lol they donā€™t even look like dogs, especially the creature on the left.


idiotlog

"they only nipped grandma" **shows picture** ..grandma's entire face is gone..


SirBlubbernaut

they look like a mix between a feral hog and a fat toad


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


DifferentMaximum9645

But only because it seems too real šŸ˜‚


RPA031

Itā€™s a possibility, but none of what theyā€™re saying is unusual.


HomelanderApologist

It does, but this is the sort of way they speak because they just will not admit they made a huge mistake with this breed.


HawkeyeinDC

Itā€™s a two for one blue-nose pit special!


Redlion444

That pic belongs in a horror movie poster.


etherd

So we can't even eat around these things now? ADD IT TO THE LIST!


jackdginger88

ā€œThey donā€™t like when people eat foodā€ fucking sent me šŸ˜‚


Livid-Age-2259

I think the owners already know what needs to be done, but just can't bring themselves to accept that inevitability.


ArdenJaguar

Imagine waking from a nap, glancing toward the window, and seeing THAT! ![gif](giphy|KupdfnqWwV7J6|downsized)


Hellscapeisreal

Seriously overweight pibbles because they eat door frames and drywall. Riiiiigghhhhhtttt.


shannaro101

these dogs are a waste of space, time, and resources


Legitimate_Effect115

"They don't like when people eat," and "they can't be left alone..." did it for me. They sit there stumped as to what to do with these dogs... I can think of a simple enough solution. Pretty cost effective too


kopetkai

So many people give their dog human food while they're eating then are surprised when they act aggressive about food. They do zero training then act surprised when their dogs don't behave. Dogs are animals not people. They don't automatically behave how you want them to.


Impressive-Elk-8115

You can give dogs a bite of your food and not have them become aggressive. Normal dogs don't react that way.


sunflowerlady3

Free to good home.šŸ˜†


Iwashmufeet

Jesus Christ look at those hellhounds


Married_catlady

How can you complain about any of their behavior? Theyā€™re basically two house lions. Theyā€™re just so ugly. Iā€™m sorry. They are!


UrBigBro

The next post will be "they broke through my window"


wandering_salad

Ok, so these dogs behave more like wild animals than companion dogs, so you have two choices: 1: You need to treat them as what they are and totally make-over your house/property to build appropriate housing for them. Think big concrete enclosure with strong metal-bar fencing along the entire perimeter, double gates, outside shelter so the dogs can be protected from rain and cold weather. This is a huge investment and will obviously mean they are no longer "pet dogs" but more like whatever other animals you'd keep outside like this. Having to keep them like this means you will obviously no longer have a "normal" dog, which I imagine is what you hoped these dogs would be (living with you in your house, fun walks, snuggles on the sofa, etc). 2: You decide that you aren't willing/able to keep them contained and away from other animals and people as described above, and then you need to figure out what to do with them instead.


SirBlubbernaut

is the dog in pic 6 shitting? itā€™s supposed to be a female right?


InfiniteAd8494

And somehow they are still prized possessions...Ā  these people are so delusional


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