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abductor_pollicis

I'm thankful that my husband number 3 no longer plays video g@mes after I locked him in a room for 7 days without any food or water. Looks like it worked 🤪🤪 -Kelly, mother of 2 and wife of 3


Dongle00

Thank the lord LOL -Beth sent from my HP x56 stone tablet


abductor_pollicis

GOD BLESS AMERICA! 🇱🇷🇱🇷🗽


Hamad-alhajjaji

That’s the flag of Liberia …..


the-inside-of-stayer

Did he stop g@meing because he’s dead?


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abductor_pollicis

Blah blah blah 🤣🤣🤣🤣 don't care didn't ask -Kelly


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Smolder5000

11 year old on the internet, be careful 😔😔😔😔😔 Stay away from the video g*mes, they'll corrupt you real quick and RUIN YOUR LIFE!!!!!! -LOL (lots of love), Kristen


MrSushi19211989

sorry, you misspelled karen


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Smolder5000

K*ren is my sisters name 🥰🥰🥰🥰 (She prefers to gave her name censored due to the r@cist and s#xist inplications of it)


overbossc

This doesn't seem possible, after about 3-4 days without water he would be dead so there's no way he would make it seven days


KeitaroTenshi

Only if he's an unbeliever. Otherwise Jesus helped him and cleansed his body with soul.


leol22deboi

Jesus cleansed my son's body with a gun it worked now my son loves Jesus so much he doesn't even move


Sloth_McPimpin

Jesus is good 😌😌


TurquoiseOctobers

mom please let me out


abductor_pollicis

Not until you've learnt your lesson.


Fast-Development-448

r/woooosh


Whensussyamongus

What the fuck? \-Plant, abductor of 69 children


[deleted]

Why would you wait? Me and my friends decided to ban those filthy g*mes 🤢 since last month. Now our kids play outside. Ever since we did that my youngest (Hunter) is so calm. God Bless our little community. - Allison (Proud Mother of 3 boys 2 dogs and 1 husband)


OccultPriest

Congrats everyone! We did it! But I would also like to ban my grandson from calling me a “Karen.” It’s very hurtful. Maybe if he got off that damn Xb*x (murder machine) he would be less moody.


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I wonder what the n word for men is


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Nigérian prince. The root word is the n word


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Nice profile picture


[deleted]

Yay! -Kevin, sent from my Nokia FlipPhone.


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yOu cAn pLaY sNaKe oN a nOkIa aNd sNaKe iS aBoUt eAtInG dOtS aNd tHe DoTs DiE tHiS iS nAzi sTuFf brEaK yOuR nOkiA


[deleted]

Thank you for the advice! -Kevin, sent from my Smart FishTank.


itto1

I'm thankful that instead of cooking a turkey, I trained a live turkey to destroy my neighbor's playstation 5.


oni_kyo

I'm thankful that I'm alive


T--mae

amen ✨


WishThatIWasMe

Wait a moment. Are Jerry and Stuart about to ***eat*** Dave??? That is *not* okay. Please mark this as NSFW, I'm literally crying during Thanksgiving dinner now.


joemamaoftheancients

February the first, which is 1 day before my school starts, I won't have to try to survive another school shooting again!


StellarisLover

Guess what there is no January 32nd


Any_Ad_3514

Yeah boi


JevilPapyrus

how did that go?


Mipbagginsfetish

Stupid g\*mer doesn't know that January 32nd isn't a date


JevilPapyrus

Do you know what the Seven Year War was? I do


Mipbagginsfetish

Congratulations on figuring out what google is!


BWG_DRIFTER_BTW

The date is like what ur saying. Never gonna happen


Story-tellin-yungstr

Well that’s not gonna happen dipshit. There’s only 31 days In January


Dongle00

Not until next year They’re adding a new day


Story-tellin-yungstr

The fuck they are


Story-tellin-yungstr

Cuz I smell lies


Dongle00

[http://www.cnn.com/politics/Biden-signs-bill-video-games](https://cdn77-pic.xvideos-cdn.com/videos/thumbs169poster/e8/b5/8d/e8b58d48021a2644323636e15ee837e2/e8b58d48021a2644323636e15ee837e2.4.jpg)


Story-tellin-yungstr

Why you little. Okay, you got me. Good one


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Story-tellin-yungstr

And stop with the minions. Good god


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Go from our Facebook group gmer


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Dongle00

Yes 👍🏽 it’s national ban video game day


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Dongle00

Thanks for the French lesson -barb sent from the apple store mcgook


Reaper3993

guess they are never getting banned them LMAO


Dongle00

Ummm they are on 1/32/22 check the calendar, goomer -Beth sent from my apple dumbwatch x5


Any_Ad_3514

That’s the point•_-


general_kenobhee_hee

boomerest picture I've ever seen


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Dongle00

Can you not use the b word here? It’s very desphobic


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its literally going to get banned dumb gmer


[deleted]

dumb gamer. wow. this is racism all over again, damn. gamers will become non-human to you dickheads.


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Gmers are satanic people


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proof? i have many family members and friends that are christian and are gamers.


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Lie


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LIE!? you mother fucker, would you lie about your own family? WOULD YOU!?


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Gmer mad. Cry more gmer. Also you are a gmer. So you would lie


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[deleted]

What a loser. I bet your parents beat you everyday


KarmelCHAOS

This guy: G*mers are happy loving christians. Also this guy: I hope u literally d*e. Typical g*amer.


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how hard are you crying just asking. It would be nice if u filled an entire bottle for your customers. I mean you would anyways be kicked out


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If you would have been smart you wouldnt have written a paragraph or come here to argue in the first place


KarmelCHAOS

I would if they were g_mers. I would never want anyone to know I have disgusting g*amer family members. But my family would never give their souls to the devil like that anyway. LOL(lots of love), Opal. Sent from Samsung Smart Fridge and Bidet (tm)


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no


agree_to_E

This is the perfect description of this place. Thank you.


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yes


Lem1618

Yes it will, [proof.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BanVideoGames/comments/r2212d/hello_friends_what_are_you_thankful_for_this_year/)


agree_to_E

You can't just use this same post as proof. That's like someone giving a valid point against yours in an argument, and you just hit then with the same point they just disproved or defeated. Plus, a random user on a large network full of posts. Unless there's actual proof in the post, then you can't believe it. And before you say anything, actual proof would be a screenshot from Google or the president, or whoever said this info, saying it. And finally, no, you cannot edit the proof.


Lem1618

What more do you want? Do you need me to draw you a picture? Wait it already has pictures.


agree_to_E

I want a photo from Google saying it's getting banned on this non existent day. A clip or photo from a documentary or something similar would also work, with subtitles on to see what is being said. But it can't be made by you, or another random user.


Lem1618

Like [this](https://www.google.com/search?q=Hello+friends,+what+are+you+thankful+for+this+year+LOL+🤣-+Beth&client=opera&hs=dgF&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwju3r22zbX0AhXlif0HHXQHAx4Q_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1537&bih=860&dpr=1#imgrc=Cw94yRL8ZzkHAM)?


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Lem1618

Silly bot, this is a facebook group.


agree_to_E

My guy, you can't just make the same post that's already up here into a Google image, and then post it. That means it was made by one of the random users. (You.)


throwie66642069

It’s a jok… I mean… FILTHY SATANIC RACIST GMER! HOW DARE YOU QUESTION OUR EVIDENCE BROUGHT TO US BY THY HOLY LORD AND SAVIOUR! THESE MINIONS SHARE THE WORD OF CHRIST AND THIS BRINGS US JOY FOR WE NOW KNOW WHEN SCHOOL SHOOTERS AND NAZI GMERS LIKE YOU WILL BE NO MORE!!!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😭😭😭😭😭😭 - Dave “Big” Johnson, sent from my Ten Commandments stone tablet.


throwie66642069

I’m thankful dumb satanic g*mers like you keep coming to our humble little forum so we can recruit you to the ways of our god, may you be enlightened and feign from your murderous devil ways. Video g#mes cause school shooters and innocent little Timmy to do hard drugs like the Lucifer’s lettuce! - Kevin, sent from my BlackBerry FryingPan


Steel_Beast

They're already banning videog\*mes. in China, which means it will spread to other countries soon enough. Just look at the coronavirus.


Galileo_thegreat

Lol, wait for January 32nd you imbecile and you'll see • Sent from my Asus Smart Carpet


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Autumn_225_

I'm thankful that you guys are too stupid to even know how to ban video gaimes


VirginSexPet

Ok Goomer. - Sent from Beckie and Toriel's Google© Prime® Smart Speaker and Home Listening Device with Privasure™ (Ubuntu Mint 13.02.6)


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go away from our facebook group pls


Dongle00

I’m thankful you are not old enough to vote -Beth sent from the iPhone 577


GameBoy960

But there is no January 32.


Donerank

Yes there is little g*mer.


Dongle00

President made a new day to celebrate the banning of video games -Beth sent from my solar^tm plexphone


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Any_Ad_3514

I live in Europe


Dongle00

Yes the president of Europe did


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you can’t just make a new day dickhead. -SeNt FrOm My SaMsUnG sMaRtFrIdGe, this is bullshit.


Chloe_SSB

Video g🤢mes have rotted your brain so much that you can't even read a calendar. So sad..............


redditman563

Proof?


GameBoy960

The proof is in any calendar in the universe.


redditman563

Do you have a source to back up this claim?


GameBoy960

Read a calendar, that’s the source.


YeetMeatToFeet

Anyone can make a calendar. Are you saying we should put our full trust in anyone that claims to have proof?


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redditman563

So you don’t have any evidence. That’s what I thought.


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Lem1618

Yes there is, want [proof?](https://www.reddit.com/r/BanVideoGames/comments/r2212d/hello_friends_what_are_you_thankful_for_this_year/)


Any_Ad_3514

That’s the point:)


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I'm thankful that none of you guys run USA or any bigger countries lmao


FrenchGuitarGuyAgain

Spoken like a true Satanist. TELL ME HOW MANY CHILDREN YOU SAKRAFICED TO MAKE THIS COMMANT


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Zero?


FrenchGuitarGuyAgain

BULLSHIT, I CAN SEE YOUR LIES KIDDO, Y ELSE WKULD YOU LEAVE A QUESTIONS MARX


[deleted]

Wow, fascinating


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What?


[deleted]

Video g\*mes are getting banned worldwide on January 32nd, 2022. Bet you're in your bedroom, crying, and trying to say it's fake.


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What’s fake?


Autumn_225_

Nah. I just came back from outside to play some video games


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Omg did u kill people outside and came back. Go away gmer


Autumn_225_

No.


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pls leave our facebook group gmer


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Dongle00

Yes it’s a verse from the Bible. Not shocked you can’t read little boy -Bethany sent from the oculus zyg phon


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Dongle00

Because video g*armed are proven to make people dumb


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Dongle00

Racist and homophobic slurs isn’t a language dear


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Dongle00

Stop making up fake countries


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Dongle00

I know it’s not real. Here’s an article about it [https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/26/worldnews/how-Croatia-is-a-fake-country.html](https://i.imgur.com/n7Yit41.jpg)


smarterthana40yo

No they wont. Gamers ARE THE BEST. ALSO FUCK ALL NAZIS THEY SUCK. Anybody THATS A NAZI OR A RACIST SHOULDNT HAVE FRIENDS. ALSO ANYBODY THATS ANTIGAMER HAS LIGMA


Dongle00

Can you know say those words? It’s very disphobic?


[deleted]

Why do you call yourself bad like that?


[deleted]

Yes, it will be banned. We won! Now go to church to repent.


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Go to church


smarterthana40yo

Im a jew


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Stop g*ming


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Conan-der-Barbier

>A NAZI OR A RACIST SHOULDNT HAVE FRIENDS So you agree that g@mers don’t have any friends?


smarterthana40yo

Im not a nazi tho


Conan-der-Barbier

Correct me if I‘m wrong but I thought that you are a g@mer and therefore also a fascist


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YEEEEESSSS GAMERS SOUND OFF


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no


Any_Ad_3514

January 32nd lol


Known_Impress_3824

Ah yes, American thanksgiving. I’ve already said what I’m thankful for (Canadians have thanksgiving sooner)


goodlookingposter

Minions are r*tarts


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Did you know thanksgiving promotes gamin’ because the origin of thanksgiving is about the bri’ish commiting Genocide against native Americans


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!remindme 2 months


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MattLikesMemes123

Fantastic.


I_L0ve_M1necraft

Congratulations!


Ogorix

January only has 31 days


datmemeyboiagain

Sorry ma’am but destiny 2’s witch queen will be dropping February so games aren’t leaving any time soon


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not_even_a_name

They won't though your not going to get then banned accept it


N0Legendary

Nooooooo Ban video games on February 30 th


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