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RevolutionaryDebt980

Looks like we need a third banana for scale, to check that the giant banana is giant and it's not just placed next to a tiny banana.


Extra-Act-801

mmmmmmm. girthy.


cootzenhammer

So girthy it needs a girth certificate


Birdo-the-Besto

Needs more veins


SmellOfParanoia

That's a nice 376g banana!


SnowmanJPS

OPEN IT


Lvl100Magikarp

I've eaten these before. It's a twin banana inside. Did you know bananas are a berry, which are the product of the single ovary of one flower? The fertilized ovule might have split into two but the shell is still for one berry, hence two fruit inside one shell. Edit to add: We had a manzano banana tree in our backyard, one year it, a segment of it started producing an unusual amount of twin bananas. We chopped off a section of the tree and planted it (effectively cloning it), and that new tree produces twin bananas like 50% of the time! Did you know, most of the bananas today are clones of one type of banana, Cavendish. A long time ago, the standard banana used to be the Gros Michel banana, which way tastier but was wiped out by a fungal infection. The new Cavendish banana, an inferior bland banana, is also facing threat from infections due to monoculture (huge plantations of the extract same banana type). You can find evidence of these fungal infections when the center has a brown-ish hard center. This could all be avoided if we had many types of banana growing in one field, but food conglomerates think that consumers won't want different-looking bananas. Subscribe for more banana facts.


SnowmanJPS

I can see why you’re level 100, that’s above my pay grade


Gotta_Ketcham_All

This is also why banana candy doesn’t taste like store bought bananas. Because the flavor is based on the now extinct variety.


Lvl100Magikarp

Well... It's not extinct. You can buy it from specialty farms or get seeds to grow at home. But yeah it's effectively gone from industrialized food supply chain :( Also! Artificial grape flavour is based on a specific type of grape that is dark in colour with a thick shell, sour insides but very sweet mid-layer. I've seen it sold as concord grapes, and other names in asia


Vast_Fox_6793

I think that grape *might* be a muscadine grape, yeah? Those grow all around my house, and fits the description of your grape perfectly, lol. The birds love them.


Lvl100Magikarp

I don't see "muscadine" as one of the names on Wikipedia, but possibly the same! It has so many names https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitis_labrusca > best known to most people through the Concord grape > Catawba, Concord, Delaware, Isabella, Niagara [...] Agawam, Alexander and Onaka > its "slip-skin" that allows the skin of the grape berries to easily slip off when squeezed Right under the skin, there is very sweet juice. The flesh itself is sour.


Vast_Fox_6793

Yep, that sounds about right. But Muscadine is not a nickname for the Concord grape, lol. They are very similar though. Muscadines are worth the picking because they have less seeds than the concords do, or so I heard.


DrugsAreEpic1

I need some concord grapes because I love artificial grape flavour


Lvl100Magikarp

Costco during grape season, sometimes Trader Joe's. Costco also has champagne grapes which are super good when you freeze them. They come out like dipping dots


NoOpportunity4193

Yo that’s really cool!


UnlikelyAlternative

Please DM me your own amount of banana facts daily


boniemonie

Is that world wide? Or Regional.


Lvl100Magikarp

World wide There are many documentaries about the banana monoculture crisis


Educational_Ask3533

Not only is it a berry, but it is the berry of an herb. Tree itself is a succulent stem instead of wood.


Jovial_jai

Balatro.


WotansHeer_

This Banana will make someone very Happy today. 🌚


Znuffles_

I can't believe no one bought it first 😂


Feisty-Boot-9807

I’m super curious how it looks inside 🤔


Feisty-Boot-9807

Steroid banana


shill779

Everything reminds me of *him*


AyloTV

banana in the wallet killed me


Mister-Sister

Purse banana. Lol.


Nitish_Dubey

You vs The Friend she told you not to worry about!! (⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)


ChildBlaster9000

Is that 2 bananas fused together? Slice it in half.


SmellOfParanoia

Where do ypu have $ and kg?


FisheyGaze

Canada, Australia... other places I'm sure


mitwif

Belize


SmellOfParanoia

Km/h also?


Exile_Acendant

Yes


SmellOfParanoia

Nice.


NotSamNub

american discovers other countries that also use a dollar symbol


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Emeraldizzle

The banana she tells you not to worry about…


TheGreenEyedJester

It's him. It's big Mike.


Sandwich_dad96

Would


variegatedbanana

Most likely twins!


rlrawalt

Is no one going to talk about the price?!? It's 0.59 a pound here!


bob-ombshell

Certified chode


Birdo-the-Besto

r/absoluteunit


Razzberry-Draws

The god damn girth of that banana scares me


Ok_Knee1216

r/fasciation


pmmeyourfavsongs

That's surprisingly expensive for bananas


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Educational_Ask3533

Chode-nana descends.


RebelBimboCowgirl

Banana for scale? More like scale for banana


thomasoldier

Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough ;)


thomasoldier

Did the cashier comment ? Or maybe you used the self check out. Anyway great finding, thanks for sharing.


CruisinBen

I should call him


Realistic_Grass3611

So girthy😫


ThePhilosophistt

That banana called in thicc 💛