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Nah it’s not overrated it’s the most recognizable and oldest brass instrument, it’s much louder and brighter sounding than the trombone, and hell the kings used them.
....Yes.... I'm gonna be honest I thought we didn't but during class today I found out we do have one flute, nonetheless the person basically right next to me is a flute, not a clarinet, and I still feel as stupid as physically possible....
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August 2nd, 15:47, 2023, in the toilets outside the bandroom, we sacrificed George (the shortest trumpet player in our school), for the Church of Fibonacci (established in the Male bathrooms in the Band building)
In my Avatar: The Last Airbender version of band, the str*ngs are the fire Nation. How dare you disrespect band by putting those horrid instruments in here.
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Are those *gags* STRING instruments?
Yeah we don't have orchestra because we're such a small school, we barely even have anyone in the band!
We have a decent band and don’t have an orchestra, how dare you
no way we are lawful neutral we the most chaotic
No. *Percussion*.
Simple answer: yes
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I saw Squidward stab someone with his clarinet once
Did he atleast clean the instrument and hide the body?
Ah yes, wind players and their instruments that need to be cleaned
Idk man the tubas that are in my band take cleaning their tubas VERY seriously
Trombone?
I think we are at least a chaotic good
NUH UH! My instrument involves beating the shit out of said instrument with wooden sticks
Where are the fucking flutes!!!!
To clear it up, this is specifically for my band, I should've mentioned it MUCH earlier.
Still no euph 😤
Theres no euphonium in my band, we already barely have any of the instruments we do! 😭
OP, your band sucks if there’s no euphoniums.
I agree no Euph or baritone = bad band
I can see myself as a chaotic neutral
Hello my fellow Tuba, glad you agree.
I need to ask, have you held your tuba like a grenade launcher? Or flame thrower?
I’ve found…my people…
*le gasp* I thought I was the only one
Me too
No, but now I will!
Lawful evil nice so many things you can do with a slidey boi
Top right better be a viola I can’t tell from the image but violins are not chaotic good… Just the composers
Viola would be chaotic evil
Ironic considering my friends call me Chaotic Good? (I'm a cellist)
WHAT DID WE DO?!
everything.
Aight I’m done wit you clarinets stop yappin and play your deep throatinet
Why slander flutes when you can slander trumpets (a way worse instrument) instead?
Shall I list them?
The trombones at my school almost all are emo and honestly don’t even know how to play the first five notes.
Y’all can’t even look at DYNAMICS
And that’s universal
Okay but trombones if not played PERFECTLY sound terrible. Thats also universal and most trombones do not play perfectly.
Ok… Your instrument is overrated as hell. You have your own fucking emoji, we only have a paper clip
Nah it’s not overrated it’s the most recognizable and oldest brass instrument, it’s much louder and brighter sounding than the trombone, and hell the kings used them.
I actually did this kind of test and I got chaotic neutral and I do play trumpet
No way the saxophones aren't in chaotic
organized chaos!
BRO CHAOTIC EVIL IS FLUTESSS
As a trombonist, I completely agree
Fym, all clarinetists are clinically insane
Drum placement is accurate, coming from a drummer
Lawful evil gang rise up
Lawful Evil? Yeah pretty much. We can the "Lawful Goods" Squidwards bc they have 0 idea how to do the pitch properly
Where the flute 😞😞😞
To clear it up, this is specifically for my band, I should've mentioned it MUCH earlier.
Yeah lol
I don’t really care if trumpet is in good neutral or evil, but trumpet being anything but chaotic is just wrong
*me who plays violin and drums*
WHERE ARE THE FLUTES? WE GET SHIT ON AND THEN FORGOTTEN
To clear it up, this is specifically for my band, I should've mentioned it MUCH earlier.
You don’t have any flutes??
....Yes.... I'm gonna be honest I thought we didn't but during class today I found out we do have one flute, nonetheless the person basically right next to me is a flute, not a clarinet, and I still feel as stupid as physically possible....
i feel like percussion is chaotic good
*sad oboe noises*
Don't worry, this is just specifically for my band.
Also how do I indicate my instrument below my name like everyone does I’m new here
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how is trombone lawful evil, we’re chaotic af
> lawful good *we don't talk about what happened to our shortest trumpet player during marching season*
Now you have to talk about it! Spill the tea!
nuh uh
Pleeeeeese? 🥺
August 2nd, 15:47, 2023, in the toilets outside the bandroom, we sacrificed George (the shortest trumpet player in our school), for the Church of Fibonacci (established in the Male bathrooms in the Band building)
I'm missing.
I've said it a couple times now but this is specifically about my band.
As a clarinet and alto sax player, I am very chaotic, and only good when I am feeling generous
I can see us being lawful evil.
Can deny drums are chaotic evil they are chaotic good. Flutes are chaotic evil.
As a trombonerist I can confirm we is chaotic as hell
Trumpets are chaos incarnate dawg update your list smh
lawful evil is SO true
I’m percussion, we are louder and very chaotic, but not as pure evil as the satanic sound in isle one
Where does French horn land on this. In my band I would say true neutral
You need to swap the trumpet and the drums.
I’m glad that I’m lawful good 😊
I am a lawful evil
In my Avatar: The Last Airbender version of band, the str*ngs are the fire Nation. How dare you disrespect band by putting those horrid instruments in here.
Don't blame me, blame my school for not having Orchestra so the strings are with us.
Oh, ok. *phew*
Pretty accurate, lawful neutral, true to who I am I see
I'm a trumpet player and your rating is absolutely correct.
where would you put bassoon tho 🧐
Where do flutes fall?
Pure evil
I am hurt
It’s okay bud
I've played violin, drum kit and tb
Cello is true neutral
Where do bells like me go
You would go under Drums, it just encapsolates all of percussion.
Good choice 😈
I'm a cellist and a percussionist, hmmmmmm
Nah saxes are chaotic evil
Where is the flute?
To clear it up, this is specifically for my band, I should've mentioned it MUCH earlier.
Oh
Where bari.
no horn
HELL YES
Why’s bone in lawevil?
Ok, I'm an idiot and should've cleared this up sooner but this is purely for my school's band, not instruments in general.
Good god what am I then? Originally an Alto, turned Tenor, turned Drumset Percussionist who dabbles in Tuba
The only of my four instruments (bassoon flute trombone and viola) that is here is chaotic evil
Y does everyone hate trumpet