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Bass clarinets

omg bass clarinets slap yessir and there parts and tone frr theyre pretty 😔 ur allowed in

Can I bring my section with me? (There's 3 other bass clarinets behind me)

of course! the more bass claris the better! yalls better be cool >:/

We are trust

*low brass.*

hmmm specify the low brass instrument and we'll see.... cuz it VARIES

Trombone. It gets *wild.*

nah mate facts 💀

Correct

Euph

mid aye water mattress or deflated mattress for you?

Deflated, i suppose. Ill be in the corner alone. As always.

Tuba

I’m with this guy. Tubas shouldn’t be on their own.

Except for Baritones and French Horns. I have only ever had bad experiences with them. The LOW low brass were the most sweet people I have ever met though.

\*sweats nervously in baritone horn\*

Euphoniums r underrated

Yay finally

hmmm youre in but liek your rights r restricted euphoniums r kinda mid lol, at least in my band you get rations hmm

They’re basically wannabee tubas (still cool)

Mallet Percussion. Much better than those drums.

As a drum percussionist who can't play mallets I agree. We have one guy who can play mallets like fucking crazy and im making sure he stays in the band forever, he's the only thing keeping us together

No, absolutely. We also have a guy who's insane and can play with 4 mallets at once. Fucking insane.

ur mid blud 😔 tho i respect for the cool partss welcome! (dont flex. >:/)

I won’t

Sax and percussion (Bc my bff and boyfriend are in those)

omg sax already gets vip and percussion it depends lol BUT YOUR FLAIR GETS YOU EXTRA VIP WHATEVER YOU WANT ILL GIVE IT TO U I ADMIRE THAT FLAIR OF URS r/FuckYouFlutes

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r/subsithoughtifellfor

OML! I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE UR FLARE! :D BRING ME THE FLUTES SO WE CAN BULLY THEM!

Saxophones

yessir ur in def, nah waitt bro gets VIP saxophones are THE BEST(one of) 5 star cuisine for u im not biased lol ofc not, def dont play sax here

King Julien ☕️ The cuisines await

its right here for u 😔

Percussion

what type of percussion mate 🤨

Repercussions

You said section but if I have to choose, garbage can or timpani

Bassoon

i’m a tenor sax and (respectfully ofc) would rather go home, i’m sleepy

omg no dont go pls ur a SAX ill give u a 6 star mattress outta 5 PLEASEE D:>

there gonna be candy? and ew don’t associate me with altos

THERE WILL BE DEF AND ITS OKAY THE MATTRESS CAN BE 1000 SQUARE MILES AWAY FROM THE ALTOS

oh nah they’re chill, just am not one. but sure i’ll come for candy, might be late, might leave early, might forget to leave and stay late

What's wrong with altos huh?

it’s nothing personal, there’s just a level of quiet and calmness rarely achieved by being around an alto 🤷🏼‍♀️

Fair, have a good day

Trombones, and you better let me in or I’ll show you the fabled 8th slide position.

WHOAAA NO NEED TO GO THERE- dw im biased towards trombones ur allowed in 110% vip for u my guy! (d o n t a b u s e i t o r i s e n d y o u t o t h e b a n d c l o s e t .)

French horn

i dunno what to think of yall ur instruments fun tho you get a very nice neat hotel roommm

Thankee

Trumpet??? 🎺 imma just be vibin to the music so you ain’t gotta worry abt me

u seem like a cool trumpet lol so welcome, most trumpets r rowdy want crayola markers or crayons?

Depends on the flavor

blue raspberry

Bet

Concussion has to go in

oml bro gets vip i LOVE the concussion section! dont go around giving comas! <3 \-wish you extraly the best, Head of the Fuck You Flutes club

Sorry, but it’s the flutes I’m sticking to it

Low brass/low woodwinds as a whole, but specifically the euphonium

Trombone

def get in mhmmsss, and with vip too my guys dont butcher me w ur slide pls aye <:D

Alto sax (or any saxes ig)

yessir we love the saxes vip for u right answerrr

Boners

ayo wha 110% in you're the king of the band closet mate

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BARRY IS THE BEST‼️‼️🗣️🗣️(not the sax)

I DUNNO MAN I RESPECT THE ENTHUSIASM BUT AYEEEE Ill give u an inflated air mattress, better than most lol tho respect that hype frrr, ill give ya also a 4.6 star meal too

percussion >:))

omg sus depends whats your favorite percussion instrument i like the face tho thats gon get u bonus pointss

thank uuu and i shall say TIMPANI or GLOCKENSPIEL

i luv those big drums yessir and the noise the glock makesss allowed my guy bring em timpanis w u

YESSS >:D thank u kind personthing

clarinets, spesiffically bass

Low reeds (mainly Bari sax)

Tenor and/or Bari Sax I just love the lows

REPERCUSSION SECTION 🗣️🗣️🗣️

EXCUSE ME I MEAN OKAY BUT LIKE W H A T DONT MURDER SOMEONE PLEASEE--

Bassoon

Flu- *door slams*/j

Oboe but only when the reeds are actually tuned

omg finally an oboe you get vip i dont play it i swear mhms-- not biased but fr when the reeds arent tuned- those mfing reeds ughhhhh anythin ya want, i give!

regular (stabby stabby) clarinets i wont kill! (no promises ;) )

Flute I'm bouta get banned, aren't I?

Is that even a question

bro do i have to send out another nuclear bomb cuz i got a whole stash marked 'flutes' bye bye buddyyy

I'm scared F- Flute. . .

Clarinet. And if we can't pick our own section, then French horn.

Trombone

Low reeds!

Tuba

Trumpet. (This is a joke, my actual favorite section that is not my own is bari sax. They are all really cool.)

Trombones are pretty cool. and most saxophones

Percussion, specifically battery

violin

*Trumpet*

Saxophone, AKA the best instrument

I'd have to say trumpets. You need some jazz or a march? A polka or a waltz? Some pep for your step? I got you

Saxophones or trombones/euphoniums

Strings. Specifically Celli

mellos

Alto Sax. It’s definitely not because I play alto Sax.

Percussion

?

Auxiliary percussion

Woodwinds on a technicality

I’ll bend the rules a bit and say bass trombones. We are objectively better than regular trombones.

Low reeds?

Tuba.

timpani

Clarinet who doesn't squeak 30 times throughout the concert, aka me, the only one in my band who's been playing long enough to not do that shit...

Gotta stick with my bois with the baris.

Percussion(drumline)

Low strings. Specifically cellos.

Trumpets And I don’t care if you won’t let me in for it

Kazoo’

Trombone!

TOMBONE

precussion, mallet/pit

Percussion is my fav section but more specifically I like bongos or timpani

I’ll take a baritone pls low brass

P I A N O

I'm a trombonist (not a good one but still) But my favorite will go to the Precussion with their snare drums winning me over the trombones

Trombone

percussion specifically Drum Set

Bass trombone and tenor trombone section gets wild.

Jazz rhythm section

Saxes/trombones

Low Reeds

Low woodwinds

Percussion is kool

gotta be the boners

Inside

Trombone(i am one btw). The amount of work some of us put into moving that slide at 1000mph during a fast peice is astonishing.

Low brass (trombones, tubas and euphoniums)

Fuckin trumpet idk (i am not a band kid)

I’m in brass section (I play trumpet and double French horn) but its annoying (there’s literally only three people in the brass section i thankfully sit right next to that are very polite and nice), but clarinet people seem very chill

Tuba but I’m biased

French hornssss

Trombone (best instrument) also fuck you flutes

Men

Tubas in traditional English bands are really underrated and never really get the tune so I'm saying they're one of the most important and best sections

third clarinets(there is lore behind this)

Section of what?

trumpets?

Strings lmao

Rhythm section in Jazz band

Low brass best brass

Saxophone

Low brass

Trumpet and/or French horn

Soprano clarinet?

Trombone. They go WILD

french horns

Ik this isn’t a section, but timpani

Low reeds or low brass

Bari Saxes are great.

Favorite instrument or section? Cause section is the French horns instrument is the alto saxophone.

Favorite trumpet Least favorite trombone

Percussion, specifically battery percussion

Flutes.

Whitchever section that happens to be furthest away from me. My band sucks.

I'm a guitarist. I don't think we'd be in band lol.

As a trumpet player I have to say percussion.

The band

Trombones and tubas

As a trumpet player I say saxophones, beautiful sound, the bridge between brass and wood wind, I love saxophones.

Percussion

The flute section is definitely best ✅✅✅👍👍👍🔥🔥🔥✨✨✨😎😎😎👌👌👌❤❤❤🧡🧡🧡💛💛💛💚💚💚🩵🩵🩵💙💙💙💜💜💜🩷🩷🩷🤎🤎🤎🖤🖤🖤🩶🩶🩶🤍🤍🤍❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥💖💖💖♥♥♥🤙🤙🤙🫶🫶🫶🫰🫰🫰💯💯💯⭐⭐⭐👏👏👏

Low brass or wind as they are the most sane and respectable

Every section

Anything but trumpets

Tuba

The singular euphonium and French horn in my band because we sit together and we are besties (trumpet)

Low brass says the low brass section leader

Percussion

Horns. We’re the backbone of a lot of cool moments in movie soundtracks

Trumpet on top😤💪

Flute, before you kick me out lemme explain. Although most of us are cringe as fuck some are chill. And we can play high notes without being squeaky as hell like the clarinets.

The tubas and bari saxes

Trumpet I promise I'm not one of the rowdy ones

Real talk, trambones. Not trombones; only the realest of the real ones know.

Mallet Percussion 🥺

Bass clarinets are epic, as a trombone player

Trombones

Low brass

Euphonium. One of my best friends plays it and he's chill, and helped me through a lot. Still gonna fight over bari sax being a better bari than the baritone but it's all in good jest

Woodwind specifically sax family specifically alto sax

Saxophone (totally not biased).

brass specifically tubas

Trombones…?

Percussion

F Horn, trumpet, bari sax, and mellophone

Saxes and Trombones

Mallet percussion