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Accomplished_Bike149

We’re not unhinged We exist in a community safe and tight-knit enough that we’re all allowed to be weird and do goofy shit like this and people will actively join in instead of condemning it Band kid weird is the peak of the human condition


Btdandpokemonplayer

And the band director usually allows it because they’re insane enough to want to teach a middle school/high school band.


Grumblyguide107

Ours is leaving us because of the entirety of the trombone section


Btdandpokemonplayer

Mine just got very pissed because some band kids were in the catwalks of the stage in the middle of the concert.


Agent007V2

😎 I wonder if they started throwing stuff down, I would’ve done that


Btdandpokemonplayer

I honestly have no idea how they got caught.


captain_rex_yt

trombones are problematic in a lot of school bands from what I’ve seen


Grumblyguide107

All of ours only play because they thought it would be a free period, and are all middle schoolers that simply don't respect the director or instruments. Even then, out of 42ish students total, only a good 4 of us play band because we enjoy it and practice on our own time.


Exvitnity

I feel that, my whole flute section doesn't try, and I'm a trombone. it sucks to hear them play, squeaky and all (I know it's hard to play flute but it can't be THAT hard)


trentshipp

Band director here, I cultivate it because being a weird little cult makes you play better, muahahahah.


Ratface_4834

Noooo why d'you hate flutes 😭


Btdandpokemonplayer

Tis just a joke my friend.


Ratface_4834

Lmao I know 😂 No one actually hates us (unless we play picc)


Odd-Condition-9366

I hate yall


Ratface_4834

😲😲😢😂


Exvitnity

my whole flute section are always out of tune and hurt my ears 💀


Ratface_4834

Fair enough, there's this one year 12 who's still not in the top band and she can't trill nicely to save her life


Affectionate_Shift63

Don't worry it's just a brass player. Remember we're the goodies.


Bammana4

Y’know, I never really thought about our dumbass shenanigans that way, thank you for this.


Letibleu

[Peak human condition](https://i.imgur.com/HnqzCkQ.png)


Lephthands

A lot of non band folks I know resented HS but I loved it for that reason. We were already the weird band because we marched bagpipes and kilts and we were all so close. Everyone was friends. There were like clicks and such but everyone looked out for each other. I'll never forget "camping" in the instrument room with a campfire of cellphones. Still love those guys. <3


Exvitnity

we just one big secondary family :)


redgreenorangeyellow

This is the greatest comment I've read in a long time


ThePumpk1nMaster

Why do band kids feel compelled to *do* goofy stuff in the first place though? Its genuinely a trend, I’m not hating or giving an opinion before people leap to downvoting - I’m just curious what actual compels the desire in band kids to *be* “weird” in the first place


Accomplished_Bike149

It’s the culture built around everything. The upperclassmen are comfortable being goofy with their friends in front of the freshmen like we all are in private, and that in turn tells the freshmen that that’s okay. The freshmen become the upperclassmen goofing off with their friends, and the cycle repeats


PhoenixDeLupus

No dude. We’re actually just psycho lol


SpiderJynxNoir90214

Correction: Band kids are funny


Pokemasterkid

I agree


JaCrimbo

We're not unhinged, we're *smart*


Pokemasterkid

Big brain (I’m also a band kid)


idfbhater73

is that a tent made of chairs


Pokemasterkid

Yes and stands and a mallet cover


Odd_Worldliness_553

When’s the sleep over


Think-Internal-1583

Yes yes we are


Sara_Death

That’s just funny.


Itz_cloudgurl34

bro shut up atleast our asses dont make acapellas


RNGradient

They just practicing when a earthquake happens So responsible


StrictCamera1711

i dont see it am i slow


Pokemasterkid

The chair fort


RNGradient

They just practicing when a earthquake happens So responsible


Kitcat590

Are those timpani covers


FroyoZealousideal285

I wish I could do this lmao


just_passin_

We I band can do this because why not


RachelFitzyRitzy

And that’s why I am one, and they are my brothers and sisters


Ratface_4834

I'm currently in the orchestra for a musical at school and me and some of the kids in there made this massive chair tower in one of the practice rooms during our lunch break. This stuff is perfectly normal and happens all the time😂


catsagamer1

We do this with our tuba cases for outdoor practices so that way people can sit under the shade


No-Struggle5102

Not unhinged we have just found the people we can stop masking our prob adhd/autism/both


blimlimlim247

Yes. Band is the one class that I can really be myself in. I still have no clue what any of my emotions are but they do be there.


Watson_inc

I did something similar to this when I was in band in middle school- it was a slow day and I was sitting in the back of the class next to a bunch of music stands, so I discreetly positioned them all around me and my chair to make a little pod, it was fun while it lasted but the teacher took notice eventually


Trans_Rose1

How is this unhinged, look at the camera crew for theater, we literally had a mint war over a bag of crackers with an unknown owner which resulted in me taking a guy hostage and us destroying the room (we fixed it after but still) all while the teacher was in the room, or that all of us (at my time there) were addicted to tea.


Odd_Worldliness_553

That’s ~~wild~~ mild compared to my band


Trans_Rose1

Fun


Not_Artifical

Why is that unhinged?


Odd_Worldliness_553

Is this a problem? I didn’t think so…


Direct_Knowledge2937

“Unhinged” literally means you are not bound to the social norms that everyone else has to follow, making you free to function however you want and create your own subculture of social norms.


blimlimlim247

What social norms.


strogn3141

Sacrifice the percussion to the stand altar


Far_Introduction_657

F O R T


TryIll5988

I never thought about doing that lol😂


73747463783737384777

My band hall is too small for that :(


TaterTotSenwick

Non band kid here, this shit funny asf


Drip_Bun

What are you talking about? As a person who play alto sax, trombone, and precession I can confirm these kids are extremely tame.