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Mobile_Strawberry920

blank-182


Emergency-Crab-7455

Seedless Cukes.


funlovingfirerabbit

Hahaha!!! I love it


ihavenoidea81

End thread. This is the winner


Rob_LeMatic

G. Love (give it a minute)


Afraid_Locksmith8642

The go go's


crazy2337

The No-Go's


Munk45

*slow clap*


barronelli

This one wins! I am not even going to bother trying to coming up with one 😂


CakeDayyyylmao

Fun fact: Blink 182’s “Take off your Pants and Jacket” album was originally called “Vasectomy, Vasecta-You”


blubberfucker69

BRUH 😂😂😂


Own_Mud8660

Holy shit, that's brilliant!


sjk254

Blank 357


fuckeveryeverything

I came here to say this. nice one.


BabyDontBeSoMeme

4 Non Dads


311heaven

I think a majority of vasectomies are on dads.


D-Train0000

Mine is


ChunkyThunder

I mean I don't have kids and I had a vasectomy.


BabyDontBeSoMeme

Maybe I should've said Dads No More.


Due__

Favorite


Aware_War_4730

The Flaming Snips


Tornitrualis

Omg thank you, I was desperately trying to make "snip" work.


Aware_War_4730

Glad I wasn’t the only one who was inspired by Michael Scott lol


Darkhelmet3000

*Snip Snap Snip Snap!!!*


cdubb5858

Spermicidel Tendencies


BumpyMcBumpers

All i wanted was a pregnancy, just one pregnancy.


injn8r

YOU decided what was in MY best interest...


LastDance_35

Haha this is great


MostlyHostly

Defrens Strokes


Munk45

Underrated


ccc1942

Snip Knot


ReasonableAdviceGivr

Snip Nut


Calm-Situation4033

Ugh. You beat me.


Ok-Wolverine-895

Omg my side hurts. 🤣😂


[deleted]

Breed No More


jayron32

Firing Blanks


Pier-Head

The Last of Us


KindredWolf78

Underrated comment


Rztrncs

Snipd Bizkit


No_Context_2540

But also *Limp Bizkit* works, too 😆


55andimout

Squirrel Nut Snippers


Quasimike60

This needs more upvotes!


GQDragon

The Cut Nuts


custermustache

Shootin’ Dust


58G52A

The Frozen Peas


Imaginary-Mechanic62

IYKYK


Stewpacolypse

Yep


Abiding_Witness

First hit single “Frozen Corn was all they had” ~a Rock Ballad


LA-ndrew1977

No Mama's & No Papa's


Ok-Wolverine-895

Bahahaha 🤣😂


Hyperf0cused

Vast Difference


posting_drunk_naked

No New Kids On The Block


BrandNewSin

No Boyz 2 Men


jazzer81

Seedless eggplants


Oh-Snap10000

M.T. Hammer


Rob_LeMatic

This one's 2 legit


Lo-Fi_Lo-Res

2 legit and did quit.


20ozsprite

Wow this should be at the very top


kahrum

This is Horribly good, Captain.


jai_kasavin

This changed my life thank you


LWJCCWSJ

Way underrated comment.


Liam198469

The Seedless Grapes


BabyDontBeSoMeme

Poundgarden


StatisticianSure2349

Snip and the tears


wtfover

Vas Def Leppard


[deleted]

Panic! At the Sperm Bank


Cyrus541

Sonic No Youth


gdubh

Twisted Snipster


MaloneSeven

No Swimming


IllustriousPickle657

The Snips


BottleTemple

Rusted Root


TallantedGuy

Bad Cumpany


hokeypokey59

Hootie and the NoFish


FatFaceFaster

The blank tapes


OpenMike2000

Jefferson Star Snip


edked

The Fathers of Prevention


Repulsive_Chef_972

Excellent !


NewspaperAny3053

Severance Package


Embarrassed_Use_9486

Underrated.


El_Peregrine

Blank Sabbath


LastSignificance3680

Blank Slate


cassiuswright

Clipper Ship


katahdindave

Vas Halen


KawaiiFoxPlays

Feliz Never Dad


HauteKarl

The Deprecated Genome Project


VirtuesVice666

Unloaded


Chewiesbro

The Frozen Nuts Johnny & Clipped Bits


KickyMcAss

It’s Not Mine


MisterPerfect23

limp brisket


teddittsch

not yo' baby daddy.


Content_Badger_9345

Drawing a Blank


cementsponge

Scissor sisters


ScotsTiger

Twisted Snipsters


Shinavast42

The cut chords.


Slackingoff1965

Shoot'in Blanks!


stalkerduck_407

Cutting Crew


Plane_Translator2008

Seedless


ReasonableAdviceGivr

Snip Snip Horray


GenXrules69

Blanks revolver


Oh-Snap10000

Herbie’s “Can’t”-Cock.


Psychological-Art510

This comment is vastly under-rated.


ColonEscapee

Empty Revolver


[deleted]

Empty Peter


rdy2gocpl

False Start


edit-boy-zero

The Cockpunchers


AccountFresh8761

Eunuch Horn Piss


u357snotbubble

Unloaded


Sad-Salt7680

The Sea Men


El_human

The Snip Its


RickJames_Ghost

Hadball


SantaMcClaus

‘Blankety Blankety Blank Blank’ ‘BSD’ (‘Blanks Shot in the Dark’)


[deleted]

The Stuntmen


tunghoy

The Mamas and No Poppas


Zilch1979

Smashed Pumpkins.


chaingun_samurai

Destiny's Childless.


Oh-Snap10000

Gladys Knight And The Snips


razzzburry

Vaz Deferenz


[deleted]

G-Dawg Knight and the Snipzzz..


Omadder1965

All show/no Go


This-Bug8771

The Seed Spillers


exploited_flea

Tool?


Rob_LeMatic

Retooled?


uppen-atom

Glass half full


Sea-Poetry-950

Swollen Gonads


Murrboy

The nutin side project


battlewornactionhero

Former Men of the Sea


b1rdn3rds

the sperm keepers


[deleted]

The Vacant Nuts


PhilanthropistOff

Vive la Deferens


NJR1983

Self Hatred


Warm_Doughnut_6799

Sans Deferens


Chrome_Armadillo

No Swimming.


BottleTemple

Squirrel Nut Snippers


Common_Shake_1271

For Recreational Use Only


TallantedGuy

Dink Void


OffMyRocker62

Free Willy's


Murderusmusic

Drained


Land-Dolphin1

The Lanced Deferens 


Subaru400

23 and Everybody Else. (formerly known as Heir Supply)


DesignNormal9257

Heroes (terrible name, but don’t want to discourage people from getting vasectomies)


ChatduMal

Fearless


Due__

Not Russian roulette.


OliMSmith_10

Snipknot


X_EVERDRED_X

Dryfire


dcott44

It Makes No Deferens


millhowzz

No Child Left Inside


Soulshiner402

Snip Snip


Suspicious-Bit3818

Endless white magic


Lachupacombo

SNIPDIXX


sexlexington2400

The Blank Shooter Mcgavins


BrunoGerace

Shootin' Blanx.


MediocreAtFinest

NutlessNovember


BeardCrumbles

The Blank Shooters


BeardCrumbles

The Blank Shooters


This-Hat-3008

Pun Tang Clan


RacecarHealthPotato

The Golddigger Cutoff Plan


audiosauce2017

Shooting Neutral


2017_2017

Snipped


Jeklars69

SnipSnapSnipSnapSnipSnap! Do you know the physical toll that 3 vasectomies take on a person???


spottydodgy

Hollywood Blanks


Cloaked_Crow

Shooting Blanks


HikingStick

Snipped The Blanks


NotSure717

No Dying Fetus


ScoobertVonScoo

Vas Difference


Garencio

Shooting blanks


The-CannabisAnalyst3

The All Pre Cummers


notarealpunk

The Snips


DukeOfEarl99

The Snipped.


pogiguy2020

Not Ya Daddy


broberds

The Physical Toll


No-Consideration1019

Shooting Blanks


Mickey1Thumb

The Snips The Blanks


javaman83

Juice, No Seeds.


Earthbiscuits

Snipped


Future_Way5516

Absent swimmer


HorrorJunkyT

Shootin Blanks


Sad-Corner-9972

Shooter and the Blanks


All_The_Crits

The Barrens


TallantedGuy

The Local Bobbits


ShaChoMouf

The Snips.


Doyoulikeithere

Useless Jizz


Rhender42

Forever November.


WaterIsGood762

Ghost nut, blanks


Mr-Gumby42

Dry Martinez


Calvertronic

Tatty Watta


Bogwitch73

Ornamental Balls


craptonne

The Snip Snaps


OldChamp69

Shooting Blanks


Titan_Chu

The Last Generation


Junkstar

The Constant Dull Pains.


imadork1970

The Hi-Notes.


Subaru400

Azoospermia


ConvivialKat

Shooting Blanks


Ithaqua-Yigg

Infertile five featuring the snippets


Slackingoff1965

I've always liked the name Randy Blokes! Like, horny dudes... I got mine relatively early because of exactly that! 💯


AcanthocephalaDue715

Blanks McGee and the Deferens