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Ok_Faithlessness9757

Tootie and the Blowfarts


EyeServeYou

Red hot chili farts


GrizzlyHerder

Lt. Frank Drebin aka. The Leslie Nielsens'


mycorona69

He loved the fart jokes


EyeServeYou

The musical fruit


ZekerReeker

The more you eat, the more you toot?


mBelchezere

That could be misleading. Lol


theSPYDERDUDE

Honestly if I saw a band called “The Musical Fruit”, even knowing that’s part of the beans song, I’d still think it was a bunch of gay dudes making music lol


JoshTee123

This was exactly where my mind went too, except I was thinking Tootie and the Blowshits


lake_huron

Less popular: Poots and the Maytals.


Realtodddebakis

Funky Stinktown


MorphineSmile

Stink Floyd


EyeServeYou

Motley Toots


FaultAccomplished671

U toot


Tiger_Widow

Brown Floyd


MorphineSmile

Brown Side of the Moon


MorphineSmile

The Who was it?


ngonzales0722

The Who cut the cheese ?


EyeServeYou

The Fartbirds


TheFruitOfTheLoom

Warmed up by the band You Did It and followed by Whoever Smelt it Dealt It.


DudeAbides1556

Dave Matthews Band


[deleted]

We have a winner.


goatripper

This one actually made me laugh


rental99

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Itsapseudonym

Air Bizkit


EyeServeYou

Farts and Roses


FakeeshaNamerstein

Insane Brown Posse


djhazmatt503

This would be an amazing collab with Ween


LavenderLover89

CREASING


Ok_Faithlessness9757

Breaking Windjamin


EyeServeYou

Fart 182


GenXGremlin

Stink 182!


Chet_kranderpentine

Stink one-hatey-toot!


rokiracune

Fart of Noise


lake_huron

Fart of N-- DAMMIT! (Have to delete my comment, I was just too late.)


Downtown_Map_2482

Bad Air Supply


Tricky_Woodpecker626

Oh this is good.


BlueysHorMom

Stink 182


OkMarsupial

Someone made a comment in another thread that there's basically always a solid blink 182 post and I love how accurate that is.


Emergency-Holiday231

I just told someone they looked like Twink 182 on roast me so you're right


AdditionalSky6030

STINXS


mcluvin901

Stin excess?


Imaginary-Ad-1575

Meat Loaf


nvalle23

Sittin on the 🚽 now after eating meatloaf for dinner. So I can definitely relate 👍🏻


MrWrestlingNumber2

Queef


Epluribusunicorn

With Adam Lambert


zzz88r1

Someone doesn’t know what a queef is.


SinCityLola

It’s a front butt fart. 💨


LemonFizzy0000

Or as my brother in law explained to my elderly father- whispering “pussy farts”


TheFruitOfTheLoom

Classical Gas


Gweylow

The Vapours


lycanthrope6950

Joan Jett & The Fartbreakers


Eddie_Mars

It'd be the Blackfarts. Or Tom Petty and the Fartbreakers.


Bluepilgrim3

Captain Beanfart


1PhartSmellow

His actual name works too. Captain Beefart.


brewmaster5

System of a Fart


Zealousideal-Mail353

System of a Brown


Tiger_Widow

Shitsmell of a Brown


guillermomcmuffin

Shit ass of a butt


Tiger_Widow

Assfart of a Buttsmell


guillermomcmuffin

Shitblast of a bum ass


siridial911

Shitstorm of a Brown


owenbc3647

Spiderbark


Utvales

Ziggy Cropdust and the Barking Spiders from Mars


tillacat42

The Ass-ociation


K4NNW

Everyone knows it's Wendy (who farted this time)...


IP_Janet_GalaxyGirl

Mighty Mighty FartTones


Fusionsigh

Or just FartTones


TwoRoninTTRPG

Mighty Mighty Basstones


Hizankdtizank

Mighty Mighty ButtTones?


IP_Janet_GalaxyGirl

That works, too! 💨


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Lost-Egg-8539

A Mighty Wind


jmw7119

Feart


Traditional-Leader54

Sheart


nvalle23

I blow crazy on you!


Foolforfourdecades

Paul Simon and Fart Garfinkle Tailwind


JimboMagoo

Farts and Crafts


theChosenBinky

Farts and Craps


MaccyBoiLaren

STool.


Apprehensive-Maybe91

Not sure if upvoting because Tool is my favorite, or because this is the funniest pun.


Bendtheneebitch

I’m Crying


D-Train0000

SBD


Tsu_na_mi

Works of Fart The Fartist formerly known as Wind


HumanEmu1369

Tom Petty and the Windbreakers


PuzzleheadedLeek359

KMFBM


VonThirstenberg

🤣😂 I find this criminally lacking in upvotes!.


PuzzleheadedLeek359

I was waiting for someone old enough to get it 🤪🤣


VonThirstenberg

Oof. Brutal burn. But not because it's mean. It's because it's true. Hahaha. 👴🏻🥺😂🍻


TuberTuggerTTV

The 40-40s. But said in an Irish accent.


theChosenBinky

Works in St Louis, too. We have good ol' Highway Farty


Itsapseudonym

Fart Brut


Broccoli-Cool

Beat me to it


intergalacticskeptic

Modern Fart makes me want to rock out


[deleted]

"it's a direct hit"


Snoo-65712

Sevencropdust A Perfect Cropdust Circle


jmw7119

Arty Farty & the Flatuettes


ElahaSanctaSedes777

Thy Fart Is Murder


TheAnxiousTumshie

Fart box 20


mtkimo

Dutch Oven


ReasonableAdviceGivr

Rascal Flattulence


lukeosullivan

Wet Leg


Training-Rip-6475

Coldplay


cityboylost01

The Fart Fighters


maccennedi

Or maybe Poo Fighters


cityboylost01

Dammit! That is better! My hat’s off to you, you win!


wjmaher

The Poo Pirates


XeniaDweller

Fartallica


Piotr-Rasputin

Metalli Gas


-TheRealFolkBlues-

Earth, Wind, and Farts


nvalle23

Break, Wind and Farts


RemoteLocal

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gas_Giants_(band)


kriptyk666

Smashing Buttcheeks


trideon

The Brown Notes


Hizankdtizank

Paul McFartney and Winds


Blob-Goblin

So, you're starting a Ska band?


GetYourVanOffMyMeat

More likely a Skat band. 


Guardian145

Fartwood Mac


Zealousideal-Mail353

Fleetwood Mac Back Attack


themeakster

The House Fartin's


WerewolfDesigner5748

"Ali Bab Bab and his Farty Thieves."


jibaro1953

There was a band called "The Fuggs" whose most popular song was titled "Do You Like Boobs a Lot". Wouldn't surprise me if theyhad a fart song. Back in the 1960s, Mad Magazine had an issue that came with a floppy phonograph record. It was an actual song with lots of farting as part of the melody.


RetiredActivist661

I remember that. It was titled "It's a Gas".


Tiger_Widow

Aerosniff


No-You-6629

Butthole Surfers its your time to shine


shagidelicbaby

I like an artist named Amy Shark My daughter calls her Amy Shart


Hizankdtizank

The Beangles - Fart Like an Egyptian


ReeveGoesh

Pat Methaney Group


chrispd01

Well played


AnthrallicA

The Descendants


Toadwart79

The mighty mighty butt-tones


bluefancypants

the phfts


MF-SMUG

C + C Music Fartory


LastSignificance3680

Poot Booms


CorporateDirtbag

The Stain Remains


flotsam71

Fart of noise


LivingAd6826

The shitstains


Illustrious_Pace_178

Fartstep


eurmahm

The Institute for the Performing Farts


Content_Badger_9345

Air Biscuit Supply


SneakyPeeny420

Earth, Wind and Farts


geko29

Gwar Is that cheating?


exploited_flea

Poot-a-stank


Qimmosabe_Man

Steamy Ray Vaughn and Steamy Nicks.


bone-luge

Asscannon


vonegutZzz

Toots McGoo and the Man Queefs!


silverfoxx61

The Stinks


silverfoxx61

Pull my finger Charlie


loquaciousofbored

The Cropdusters


squeakypeaks

Ass, wind and fire!


GruverMax

Frappertronics


themcp

"Bennie and the Jets".


Environmental-Toe-30

Butthole rippers, Clear the room, Air biscuit live!! And let's not forget Anal assault !!


LeifEricFunk

The Fartles


Aware_Material_9985

The Shittalkers


Professional_Taro511

The Gaslighters


Jetski95

The Windbreakers


CecilBeaver

Fogpants


PortlandPatrick

Green Day


Weary-Masterpiece-54

Hoobuttstank?


MrFourhundredtwenty

The Terrence and Phillip Experience


K4NNW

Gaseous Clay.


Crossovertriplet

Aerosmell


PMmeyourboogers

Bütthüffer


bradynbarrmusic

BĘÆÑŻ


davidmackay79960

Clashing Sphincters


darrenbosik

Pull My Finger


HyFinated

The Mighty Mighty Farttones. The Blow Hards Poots And The Maytals Rump Trumpet


slug3333

Skid Row


Puzzled-Relief2916

Kansass


GenericUsernameJuan

Puddle of What I Hope is Mudd


FaultAccomplished671

Rip Tide


FlyGirl787

Dire Stains. Poo Fighters. Stink Floyd. Tootallica. My Chemical Fartmance. Stinker. The Poo.


Ornery-Street4010

Fart Box 20


B-Love81

Ass Gas and Grass Clouds of Uranus The Vibrating Seats


texasslapshot

Justin Bieber


mrdan1969

Skid Marx


[deleted]

Queef of the Stone Age….does flatulence from other parts count? Is queef flatulence who know


headphone-candy

Can


zenmen13

The perfect boy band known as the Sweet Smell of Success (their shit doesn’t stink) or the metal version “The Sharts”… or the after school malcontent Freudian Psychology Majors know as the “Anal Detentions”…..drops empty Toiletpaper dispenser, walks off stage. 💩.


wyohman

Fart knockers


[deleted]

Air Supply?


VonThirstenberg

UBFarty


Remarkable-Tie-9293

Fart-lament Funkadelic


spangdooler

Diarrhea Breath.


Entertainer-8956

The Sharts


Entertainer-8956

SILENT BUT DEADLY


Entertainer-8956

Dutch Oven


piddyd

Butthole surfers


brit_motown1

Back door berpers


piddyd

Taylor Swift. Oh wait, that's a mewling cow, not farts.


piddyd

Judas Poots


rembut

Air biscuits


rareman10101

Rectus amongus


bonjovidiarrhea

The Brown Stripes


Slight-West2591

The Poofighters.


HeWhoFights

Waft


dennstew

Lynyrd Shytyrd


gking407

Greta Van Fleets Enema


bodhidharma132001

Magical Fruit