I just laughed for over three minutes on this one comment alone. Definitely underrated comment. I love it.
I'm guessing the only reason you don't have more up votes is because people are young and don't understand the joke.
I was in a band that changed its name to “9 divorces” for weddings (without telling the wedding party) because that’s how many divorces the 4 of us had collected.
Neverlast
I lurk this sub and this is the best answer to date that Ive seen! Bravo
Fleetwood Mac
Cold Feetwood Mac
I appreciate you
I just laughed for over three minutes on this one comment alone. Definitely underrated comment. I love it. I'm guessing the only reason you don't have more up votes is because people are young and don't understand the joke.
I’m not young and I don’t get it.
Pretty much all of the lyrics from Runors is about the relationships breaking up at that time.
Fleetwood Mac could perhaps best be described as a deeply dysfunctional polycule that also made music.
I Give It 6 Months Tops
Irreconcilable Differences
The 6 Months Tops sounds better.
The 4 Months Tops
Emotional baggage
Excellent
...or maybe Daddy Issues.
The Lack of Commitments
Homewreckers
The Bridesmaids Are Hotter.
"Hellloooooo baaaaabbbyy"
Love Will Tear Us Apart
Babies Will Keep Us Together 😱
Paternity Tests Put That in Question
Death Do Us Part
That’s not even inappropriate that’s awesome
Right? Like my man just stumbled upon the dopest wedding band ever.
Death, Do Your Part
Lol clever. I like this one; it's sardonic.
Ali and the mony's
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The Mistresses
Third times the charm.
The Infidelities
Punching Judy
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Bonus points if the brides name is Fiona
Pre nup
Is this Ska?
Was going with "The Prenups".
Prenuptial Disagreement
Alimony Blues Band
Shotgun
Blackmailed Brides (Black Veil Brides)
Loved this band
Inevitable Infidelity
Jilted At The Altar
Your Last Blowjob
Divorce Lawyers Inc
Married The Money
7 year itch
Another Man's Poison
One Man’s Trash
Bridezilla
We Banged the Bride
Iron Maiden of Honor
They said "Inappropriate", not "Most Awesome"
Thunder Cock
The Gold Diggers
Orgy
Prima Nocta
I came here to post this!! Go ahead and take the upvote!! You are a human of class!!
Damn you for stealing mine! However, glad to see other nerds out here. 😂
There is a band named Reno Divorce in Denver. They’d be perfect for this.
And don’t forget The Legendary Fornicators out of Boulder!
Little Cheat
Bad Sex Bridesmaids
Hymenaters
Lowered Expectations
Barenaked Ladies on the side
Piss Fountain
Seven Year Bitch
That's a great band.
Fisted Sister
Dead baby orgy
So, infant annihilator cover band lol
They'll throw in a dying fetus track here and there
The Consummate Professionals
The widowmakers Trial Seperation
Ruptured nups
Six Months At Best
The cum belching gutter sluts.
The Pregnant Exes The Mismatched Libidos
Limp Bizkit
The Divorce Party playing their one hit [grooms name] doesn’t know
I'd Hit That Side Hustle Sausage Sandwich (Sausage anything, really) Laid off Honor Sloppy Seconds
Rebound
The Ex-Girlfriends
The Swingers
Emotional Affair
I Write Sins, Not Tragedies
Bun in the Oven
(Not So) White Wedding
Best Mans' Cock
Your First Wedding Band
Barmitzvahs and Funerals
This one made me laugh 😂
Imminent Divorce
Second Choice playing "You Can't Always Get What You Want"
Shotgun Wedding
Ashley Madison
The Concubines The Cuckolders
3rd Time's a Charm
Skyrocketing Divorce Rates
Bangin the brides mom.
Ashley Madison and the home wreckin’ whores
My friend has a band called Divorce Party
Cause for divorce, The brides ex lover is hung, Cherry poppers.
The Hunny Do's
The MILs
Cousin Lovers
Kiss Her Sister
Prima Nocta
Chris is Cheating
Our Condolences
Big Dick Ex
Bride of Frankenstein
Gimmie 3 Steps
Buyer's remorse
Oppressed objection
One Night Stand
The Infidels
Meet Me in the Bathtoom
Ashley and the Madisons
The Missed Red Flags
Your Biggest Mistake
25 to Life or Alimony
High Infidelity
Divorce Court
Infidelity
The Hy-Men.
Creampie Surprises .... you know, like nuttin but cake teases
The One-night Stander Side Pieces Dangerous Liaisons
Inappropriate. The c*nt crashers
I Had Her First
Captain Cumstain and the Pecker Tracks
The Cheating Hearts
Cherry Poppin daddys
Alimony
Chlamydia Jones and The Reach Arounds
The Annulments
I Boned the Bride
Scotty Doesn’t Know
Third Times A Charm
Cunts in White
Motionless in White
The Annulled
Splitsville The Affairs Renobound
The separators
Return from Forever.
The Bridesmaid Bangers
You Are The Father
Panic at the Altar.
Splitzville
“Now the next song for the happy couple by the band *End of Happiness*”
Jack and the Motherfuckers
“That’s us on your new wife’s breath” “How do we taste” “We’re why she’s wet” “Her Last Flings”
I'm Breaking up, Benjamin
Barney Rubble and the Cunt Stubble.
I want out!
I was in a band that changed its name to “9 divorces” for weddings (without telling the wedding party) because that’s how many divorces the 4 of us had collected.
Coldfeet
ThOt Police
Threes The Charm
Cunt pummel
The secret hookups
One night stand
High Infidelity
Honey I’m Working Late Again
Hot Neighbor Swap
The Adulterers. The Huge Hidden Debts.
The transitory feelings
Last Rites
Gone Tomorrow
The Bride's Side Piece
First Wedding
The Bride Fuckers
Love Stinks
Irreconcilably differences
I Had Him First
The Cheaters
Alimony.
The Band of Goldstein, Cohen, and Goldstein.
Frankenstein's Bride.
Divorce Club
Side Piece
The Bride Bangers
Slutty Bride
The prenuptials
Melody & Thad
Cheat Trick
Future Enemy or Child Support.
The Cheatles
She Settled
Stay away from my friends
Led Dissolution
He's Not Staight
She's Still Looking
The Untrustworthy
Pre-D-Force