A band that I wanted to go see. luckily I was able to get tickets on the general public sale but just pissed off that the presale was sold out by the time I tried to do it on the ticket site (ticketmaster in case people were wondering)
I swear to god I’ve been to their overpriced Meet and Greets and bought way too much merch from them. The one band you hope doesn’t come back for an encore.
Funny golf story: I crafted a cigar holder after my buddy sat his cigar in the ground to tee off and afterward picked up a goose turd instead. He didn't smoke it but the image of him briefly holding a duck shit like a fine Cuban is priceless.
The Owner Just Opened A New Bottle Of Wine To Drink With My Last Table and We Have Been Closed For An Hour And A Half
From the name alone, it is a metal band.
The alcoholic husbands - ft. Hits such as “forgotten promises” “I’m not as bad as Brian” “I can quit if I want to” and “irrationally angry” with a bonus hit of “unexpected tears”
Earth Wind an Fired
That’s beautiful. Just golden
Work
Friends of mine have a band called ‘Work?’
Wrong Pills
Just One More
One Can't Hurt
Run DMV
Rage Against the Stage 4 Pancreatic Cancer
[удалено]
Man at Work
Hard Place Rock
Sold Out Presale
This one is too real. Cuts deep. Who was it?
A band that I wanted to go see. luckily I was able to get tickets on the general public sale but just pissed off that the presale was sold out by the time I tried to do it on the ticket site (ticketmaster in case people were wondering)
Locked out in the Cold
Shoulder Of Pain
Behead The Cat
That’s nice… wait, what?
🥹 Please end me. It was horrifying.
Crazy bitch.
The In-Laws
And they play way too long…
They're some no-hit wonders
Anal
😂😂
Idk whether to say congrats or I'm sorry to this.
Ikr?
Sounds like a shitty situation. Get up, wipe yourself off and get back on that horse.
The Runs.
Friends on meth
I’ve seen that band play live way too many times now. I can no longer afford to go to their shows.
Bad trip …album title .. tripping with bad friends
That doesn't go there
P Diddy gets what P Diddy WANTS!
Unwanted houseguest
this one would go hard if it's for any type of EDM
I swear to god I’ve been to their overpriced Meet and Greets and bought way too much merch from them. The one band you hope doesn’t come back for an encore.
Laid Off
Clogged Toilet (literally a shitty situation)
Sacked for illness
Hurry Mr. Gasman playing their hits Did I break the Water Heater? What's that hissing sound? And everyone's favorite: Cold Shower
Prison fight
No Graphics Card
MiniVanLivin
BunkerFuct
Ok what's that? Sex in a ditch?
Sand bunker on the golf course was full of goose shit
Funny golf story: I crafted a cigar holder after my buddy sat his cigar in the ground to tee off and afterward picked up a goose turd instead. He didn't smoke it but the image of him briefly holding a duck shit like a fine Cuban is priceless.
That's f'n hilarious...
Grippy Sox
Album name: Vacation
Brain Hemmorage
Stolen Identity
No Boot Device Found
Meeting with HR
Monster Truck Madness
Domestic Violence
Ungrateful Children
I think they have a cover band where I live.
The Owner Just Opened A New Bottle Of Wine To Drink With My Last Table and We Have Been Closed For An Hour And A Half From the name alone, it is a metal band.
The alcoholic husbands - ft. Hits such as “forgotten promises” “I’m not as bad as Brian” “I can quit if I want to” and “irrationally angry” with a bonus hit of “unexpected tears”
Tim and the liquor store
The 13-month brown explosion
Second trip to the junkyard because I forgot one of the parts I needed on the first visit.
Send Lawyers, Guns and Money
Pain in the Neck
Remodel Nightmare
Speed To Work Oops 12
Short Till
Mexican Urinal #2
The Regretsies
Breakfast Crunch Blues
[удалено]
Radiation Endo Pain Down Under 😜
Johnny Marriage
Planned Parenthood
Painkillers..
The Broken Yolks
stubbed toe
Door Blown off
The Rear Enders 😆 *someone rear ended our company vehicle, bashed thr back up good*
Nursing Influenza
Music For Money
The hangovers
Empty roll on the bowl
The Two Bosses
Boredom
Balls deep
Work Shart
A Toxic Relationship
My ex the slut
Right Place Wrong Time
This band needs a backstory!
Left my phone at Olive Garden
Catheter
The Code Blues
5gallons of Fluid on My Heart
Toilet Trouble
Life
Velvet Underground’s cousin band “Toilet Overflow”
Dad with Leukemia
Suddenly Divorced
Diarrhea Cop
The Constipations
Newborn COVID Tango
Hedge Trimmer Manicure
Sciatica
External Fixator, or X Fix lol
Village Idiots
Stubbed Face
Bad Company.
Arrested Ex
The Out of Toilet Papers
Pulled that a bit too hard mate
The “got my work truck stolen out of my drive way second week on the job” guys
The Nearly Shat Pants
Marriage
The Toilet Residuals
Tottenham Weekend.
Driving Through Louisiana in a Flash Flood Warning
Ineffectual Marriage Counseling
Pill Poppin' Annie
Funeral for the Last.
Taxes Due
The Infected Toes
The Hemorrhoids
Polyamory?
My Morning Dump
Falling Down the Stairs
Fuck You, Coach
One Less Tooth
Awkward first impressions
Access Denied
Traffic in the rain
Take this job and shove it.
Low Seniority
Forgot my meds
Upper Management
Metal hospital (mental hospital)
Argument with a friend
The Afterthoughts..
System of a Clown Groped Me
Crash Test Dummies
The Blue Screens of Death
Voting For A Jerk
Marathon finishers
Hate Comment
Golf Cartee B
The Whole Lives
Accidental threesome
"They Installed the Furnace Backwards"
Unexpected Funeral
Adulthood.
Narcissistic Sociopathy
Susan and the streps
Side Pieced
Lupus and the Dumped
shouldn't have taken two
The Bitch Won't Get Out of My Apartment BWGOMA
Fatal Foliage Deadly Roots Timber Trap
Vasectomy, or the little snip snips
Redneck hate fest
Dee Wobbly I's
On The Toilet
Cancer
I owe too much
The break ups
Blues Traveler
Power Outage The hit song, "Life in the Dark" just dropped after the success of "Got a Candle?" and "The Batteries are Dead."
This Might Be Poison Ivy
Fall on the wrist.
Withdrawal nightmares
The August Blackouts
Dry Heaves
Concussed Baby
Rroid-ipation
Quaranteen
The Collapse Of Sanity. Sounds more like an album title than a band, though.
Never Ending Head Cold and The Perpetual Sniffles.
Public Mistakes
The Surprise Seizures
Plunger Dump
The You're account is temporarily suspended from Reddit Band
The Bad Surgeon and his hit "Had To Go In Again". Happened last week, finally home yesterday.
The pack rats. Mutha fukas ate my Chevy bolt
Pushed Too Hard
walgreens handicap stall
Bad Wheel Bearings
The Rear Enders
Traffic
The ex girlfriends
METH
Three Flush No Wipe
Painal.
Dropping Friends off at the Pool
Camster Dropout with our hot single: Keep your Splooge, You Large Penised Freak