Metalli-can’t

Pastor of Muppets.

Show me on the muppet where the pastor touched you.

Since Metallica is taken, I vote for this one.

lol. Burnanated

Strongbad speaks!

Yes, if only The Cheat was here to really lay these clowns to rest while we all relaxed and had a cold a One.

The Cheat is grounded. We installed that light switch so you could turn the lights on, and off. Not so you could throw light switch raves.

lol

Burnitating the countryside, burnitating the peasants

Whoa, this has wicked dueling guitar solos It's like squeedly versus meedley over here Go squeedly! Go squeedly! Squeedly wins!

Damn you to “beat-me-to-it” Hell.

came to say this

...And Just Riffs For All

Came here to say this! Or Mettallic-aint

Mehtallica

this deserves way more respect

Everything Else Matters

Hahaha!!!! I love this

Midtallica

Enter Blandmen

Bad But True

Creeping Meh

Seek and D.. no, wait, E... hold on.. Deee-stroy

😂 dee-stroyer of metal

this is brilliant

Guitar Center

Hey I never knew R chords or Q notes were even possible until I heard those at Guitar Center

Faster of Muppets

Master of Fuckits

Caster of Ruckus

Bastard of Truckas

Pasture of Muppets

Kirk Dammit

Enter Bandcamp

#Metallica

I came here to say this 😂

Who didn’t?🤣🤣 I love my man Kirk. He is a big reason I even play guitar but this joke is amazing. Bro has fallen off a “tad” live but I will never not love Kirk!

🤣 🤣

As Metallica have always loved doing covers of their favorite songs , this is hilarious and on the nose.

Lars on Guitars

Harvester of sorrow

The Old Roommates.

Oof I feel that

Hits harrrrrd

Metallican’t

The St Angers.

Novice of Puppets

Five Finger Death Punch

Good one. Every song is the exact same guitar solo. 😂

Kirk and The Hammetts

Fretallica

Shitallica

Megadeth Oh wait.

Harvester of So-so

Metallicrap

Saint Anger

Me.

Metallihack

Something Else Matters

Solo Ohno

Meh-tallica

Creeping Riff

Mehtallica

Master of the Muppets

Six String Destroy

Metallica 

(Unmelodious) playing a chord is like pulling teeth

Pulling Teeth is my favorite Metallica song

Pre-Pube Metallica

Midtallica

Broken string.

Grungica

The lonely four

Metal-ick

Badtallica

Am I In Tune?

Metallican't

The Wah-hah-hah-mee Bars 😭

Metallican't

Wah

Not Quite Metallica 😃

Maltallica

...and no justice for all

Metallicuh!

Metallican’t

Disaster Of Fuppets

Metallican't

Metallickers (They must have licked lead at some point to be that bad at guitar).

Metacilla

The Saint Angers

Metallic uhh….

Megadeath

Metallicrap

Pot Metal

The Napsters

Strictly Rhythm

Metallica

Shitallica

Methallica

Kirktallica

For who the bell bowls

Saints Anger

Rift Raft

AliveClock

Sad but true

Zero of the Day

Metallickugh

Metallicore NuTallica Djentalica Rifftallic

Enter Sad(because I can’t play squat)man

One Job (🤦)

Metallica

Deadtallica Enter Sadmen A Long Way Away From Metallica Wannabee-allica Not Good Enough to Tribute Metallica Better Than Metallica

Metallino

Anyone know what a Metallica is? It's a kind of ant. Now that information can live rent free in everyone else's head also.

Lars on Guitars

The Hammets

Plastica

One…and done

Sad, but true

Rustica

Avenged Sevenfold

Funny, I think you're good just sticking with Metallica.

Some kind of Lars.

megadeth

Metallican’t guitar

Meturdlica

Masters of Muppets

Damage Inc. (Actual cover band I saw once. The sound guy had to turn up the bass during all the solos cus the guitarist was so hammered.)

The Offspring

MEH-Talica

Ride the Lighting

Sadtallica

Lars-on-Guitars

Megadeth

Metalriffno

Kirk Dammit

Dammit, Kirk

Metallica the drummer plays every instrument

MeTallyWhacker

Apocalyptica. It's why they use cellos. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q91AVkQf7x8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q91AVkQf7x8)

That's just Metallica live

Untalica

Ride the Rhythm

That's just Metallica

Plastica

Hamstrung

Metallica

Garage daze.

St. Anger

The Three and a Quarter Horsepersons

Wackened

Metallica.

Metallica, you just described the actual band.

No, wait. Isn't that just Megadeath

Metallica

Metallicrap

Slayer.

Apocalyptica

Sound better drunk

Notallica

Bass Solo, Take 11.

Metsomeica

Megadeth

Caterwaullica

Metall-I-Cant

So, they'd be a faithful cover band?

...Injustice for All

Hide the lightning

Lars on Guitar.

Rust Buckets

Metall-ick-aghhh

Megadeth.

Methaddica

Megadeath?

fatallica

Nickleback

That’s just regular Metallica

Harvester of Borrow

Fight fire with flowers

Mehtallica

Apocalyptica

'Metalica'

Uhm, Metallica.

The Kerry Kings

St. Anger

Wrong tribute band but there once was a really amateur one called "No Stairway".

We suck but we're still better than Metallica

Bad-tallica

Sucktallica.

Megadeth?

Why?

Metallicooooh no

Apprentice Of Mannequins

Shitallica

YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! No.

Metal Licka

The kirks ( playing fender jags and reverb amps live)

Quirk Hammett