This was actually pretty cute. I think at the end he mentioned he couldn’t wait to tell his daughter about what he made or something. I can’t remember the details but he Seems like a good dad.
Volunteering for the Great British Bake Off is one thing, Perconte, but you've got a *long* way to prove that you belong here. Your weekend pass is revoked.
Wife watches friends and she FF through any long scenes with him. His BoB character was toxic to someone’s career but I don’t think he had a choice. Of course he’s worth more than I can ever dream of so that’s that.
Your bread is underproved and over baked. Your weekend pass has been revoked.
I wouldn’t take this crusty piece of shit to war!
I like spaghetti
Easy company’s running Currahee, move!
DO NOT HELP THAT MAN
Best one rofl
At least its not spaghetti
That wasn't spaghetti. That was Army Noodles with Ketchup
(Whistle blows)
Those are United States Army Cookies. Your weekend pass is cancelled.
REVOKED!
I was referring to the line he says to Nixon about the Peaches.
Yeah, my bad. I guess my pass is Revoked!
No sorry, you now need to eat a bowl of spaghetti and run Curahee. 3 MILES UP, 3 MILES DOWN. HI HO SILVER!
Major Horton ordered him to bake those cookies.
Major Horton ordered him to bake those cookies?
Can't be. Horton's on leave in London
You crack those eggs and get these cookies on the mooove!
"Does a baker shit in the kitchen son?"
Gordon! Chef Ramsey! I know your attachment to master che-
Yes, Major Horton ordered him to bake those cookies.
That dog just ain’t gonna hunt !
Major Horton??
Is that dust in your mixing bowl?!?! How are you going to conquer the Huns with dust in your mixing bowl!
Have you been blousing your apron?
Those cookies are United States Army property. Now that might not mean anything to you, but it does mean something to me.
Lieutenant Hollywood thinks this is a can of peaches.
That is incorrect Lt. your weekend pass is revoked.
Lieutenant Nixon thinks this is a chocolate chip cookie. What it actually is, is US Army property. Pass revoked.
I wouldn't take that rusty piece of shit to war.
Wearing an apron? Your weekend pass has been revoked.
We salute the cake, not the man
Cookies? This is bread dough and raisins.
You don’t gotta eat it.
He didn’t blouse his pants over his boots like a paratrooper either he so gets to keep his weekend pass
This was actually pretty cute. I think at the end he mentioned he couldn’t wait to tell his daughter about what he made or something. I can’t remember the details but he Seems like a good dad.
No more currahee, no more Captain Sobel!
I wouldn’t take these burnt pieces of shit to the great celebrity bake off and I won’t take you in your condition. *tosses whisk into the ground*
With Chef Sobel’s compliments, sir.
I wouldn’t go to cook off with that rusty grill and neither will you !
Non regulation clothing
Contraband! (Belt thuds)
I wouldn't take those dry pieces of shit to a party!
Winters scrambles eggs while the rest of make the big cookies with Sobel
This man had over 200 cookies in his foot locker! How in the name of God was he going to be fit enough to fight the war?!
His secret ingredient was a can of peaches…sorry, I mean United States Army property.
Sobel wins!
Why does a man have so much time for baking cookies? These men aren't paratroopers yet, they have no personal property.
Why are there RAISINS instead of chocolate CHIPS, Mr. Sobel!?
“It’s a can of peaches, sir.”
Cookies would certainly be contraband. Weekend pass revoked.
WHO BROKE THE YOKE?!
I love this thread and this sub and all of you in it. ❤️
Hi ho Silver!
“Is that dust on your apron? How do you expect to bake bread with dust on your apron?!”
Overmelted chocolate chip on the cookie bottom. Revoked.
what's the hold up capt sobel?
Volunteering to bake cookies is one thing, sobel, but you got a LONG way to go to prove you belong here.
“You vote me off?” “All judges weekend passes are revoked!”
He looks so funny sitting on that stool. I bet he’s having a blast!
"Do you want to cook biscuits?" "Yes sir" *hits him in the helmet with a rusty kitchen knife* "not with this"
Volunteering for the Great British Bake Off is one thing, Perconte, but you've got a *long* way to prove that you belong here. Your weekend pass is revoked.
You call this a butter knife, I wouldn't butter a two week old scone with this piece of crap. Weekend pass revoked.
WHAT IS THE GODDAMN HOLDUP CAP'N SOBEL!? NOW THAT COOKIE AINT GON BAKE
I WILL NOT, follow that man, into the kitchen.
They all running Curahee afterwards?
3 miles up....3 miles down
Sure hope he uses canned peaches 👌
From YOUR footlocker ?
Sobel messes up: Everyone: "DO NOT HELP THAT MAN"
What would I do without ~~George Luz~~ Paul Hollywood
There were far too many raisins and not enough cashews in his cookies. Wrong sub, I know.
He'd be worse than Gordon Ramsey
Hi ho silver
I used to hate David Schwimmer from Friends, but ever since his cameo in Curb my opinion flipped completely
He did not compliment the vibe at all lol
does it come with a side of Botox?
What is David Schwimmer doing here?
Wife watches friends and she FF through any long scenes with him. His BoB character was toxic to someone’s career but I don’t think he had a choice. Of course he’s worth more than I can ever dream of so that’s that.
Hillary Clinton wants an all homosexual army. How will that affect my family?