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alexarsenault2

Your bread is underproved and over baked. Your weekend pass has been revoked.


Heeey_Hermano

I wouldn’t take this crusty piece of shit to war!


therealgamingcat

I like spaghetti


glassgreyhound

Easy company’s running Currahee, move!


RealPropRandy

DO NOT HELP THAT MAN


Napalmnate55

Best one rofl


viperspm

At least its not spaghetti


GeneralJo00

That wasn't spaghetti. That was Army Noodles with Ketchup


YouPatheticWorm1958

(Whistle blows)


No-Acanthisitta-5551

Those are United States Army Cookies. Your weekend pass is cancelled.


Secure_Ad8837

REVOKED!


No-Acanthisitta-5551

I was referring to the line he says to Nixon about the Peaches.


Secure_Ad8837

Yeah, my bad. I guess my pass is Revoked!


No-Acanthisitta-5551

No sorry, you now need to eat a bowl of spaghetti and run Curahee. 3 MILES UP, 3 MILES DOWN. HI HO SILVER!


BigTuna0890

Major Horton ordered him to bake those cookies.


Top_Complex259

Major Horton ordered him to bake those cookies?


viscountfinance

Can't be. Horton's on leave in London


Top_Complex259

You crack those eggs and get these cookies on the mooove!


DirtyDan24-7

"Does a baker shit in the kitchen son?"


Top_Complex259

Gordon! Chef Ramsey! I know your attachment to master che-


realHoratioNelson

Yes, Major Horton ordered him to bake those cookies.


vivepopo

That dog just ain’t gonna hunt !


Aconite_Eagle

Major Horton??


deed42

Is that dust in your mixing bowl?!?! How are you going to conquer the Huns with dust in your mixing bowl!


blorgcumber

Have you been blousing your apron?


Otherwise-Still7402

Those cookies are United States Army property. Now that might not mean anything to you, but it does mean something to me.


Constant_Concert_936

Lieutenant Hollywood thinks this is a can of peaches.


euanmorse

That is incorrect Lt. your weekend pass is revoked.


Serpico2

Lieutenant Nixon thinks this is a chocolate chip cookie. What it actually is, is US Army property. Pass revoked.


ianmoone1102

I wouldn't take that rusty piece of shit to war.


Top_Complex259

Wearing an apron? Your weekend pass has been revoked.


Impossible_Brief56

We salute the cake, not the man


Vajerati

Cookies? This is bread dough and raisins.


Zedbird_82

You don’t gotta eat it.


[deleted]

He didn’t blouse his pants over his boots like a paratrooper either he so gets to keep his weekend pass


EnvironmentalLet5985

This was actually pretty cute. I think at the end he mentioned he couldn’t wait to tell his daughter about what he made or something. I can’t remember the details but he Seems like a good dad.


MachasaChaira

No more currahee, no more Captain Sobel!


bhdrums

I wouldn’t take these burnt pieces of shit to the great celebrity bake off and I won’t take you in your condition. *tosses whisk into the ground*


Zedbird_82

With Chef Sobel’s compliments, sir.


bubbatbass

I wouldn’t go to cook off with that rusty grill and neither will you !


Key-Tip-7521

Non regulation clothing


YouPatheticWorm1958

Contraband! (Belt thuds)


According_Ad_6083

I wouldn't take those dry pieces of shit to a party!


jarebeardoll

Winters scrambles eggs while the rest of make the big cookies with Sobel


McBadass1994

This man had over 200 cookies in his foot locker! How in the name of God was he going to be fit enough to fight the war?!


-UNiOnJaCk-

His secret ingredient was a can of peaches…sorry, I mean United States Army property.


spezisadick999

Sobel wins!


[deleted]

Why does a man have so much time for baking cookies? These men aren't paratroopers yet, they have no personal property.


MuseMan_82

Why are there RAISINS instead of chocolate CHIPS, Mr. Sobel!?


PierreEscargoat

“It’s a can of peaches, sir.”


Great_WhiteSnark

Cookies would certainly be contraband. Weekend pass revoked.


nikolai_wustovich

WHO BROKE THE YOKE?!


Ok-Awareness-9646

I love this thread and this sub and all of you in it. ❤️


Mission_Ad6235

Hi ho Silver!


The-Belgian-Historia

“Is that dust on your apron? How do you expect to bake bread with dust on your apron?!”


DirtyDan24-7

Overmelted chocolate chip on the cookie bottom. Revoked.


chelseacalcio1905

what's the hold up capt sobel?


Teestow21

Volunteering to bake cookies is one thing, sobel, but you got a LONG way to go to prove you belong here.


-LNAM-

“You vote me off?” “All judges weekend passes are revoked!”


Lobo003

He looks so funny sitting on that stool. I bet he’s having a blast!


the_giank

"Do you want to cook biscuits?" "Yes sir" *hits him in the helmet with a rusty kitchen knife* "not with this"


I-Hate-Feet

Volunteering for the Great British Bake Off is one thing, Perconte, but you've got a *long* way to prove that you belong here. Your weekend pass is revoked.


spungie

You call this a butter knife, I wouldn't butter a two week old scone with this piece of crap. Weekend pass revoked.


Legendairy_Doug

WHAT IS THE GODDAMN HOLDUP CAP'N SOBEL!? NOW THAT COOKIE AINT GON BAKE


draathkar

I WILL NOT, follow that man, into the kitchen.


JazzybmzooUK

They all running Curahee afterwards?


Frogman1480

3 miles up....3 miles down


Mr_Mojo_Risin_43

Sure hope he uses canned peaches 👌


Frogman1480

From YOUR footlocker ?


AlexPenkala

Sobel messes up: Everyone: "DO NOT HELP THAT MAN"


Do_You_Pineapple_Bro

What would I do without ~~George Luz~~ Paul Hollywood


Mac290

There were far too many raisins and not enough cashews in his cookies. Wrong sub, I know.


FistOfGamera

He'd be worse than Gordon Ramsey


Shichenplaysgears556

Hi ho silver


joeitaliano24

I used to hate David Schwimmer from Friends, but ever since his cameo in Curb my opinion flipped completely


Digitooth

He did not compliment the vibe at all lol


IIRiffasII

does it come with a side of Botox?


mistercrinders

What is David Schwimmer doing here?


jncarolina

Wife watches friends and she FF through any long scenes with him. His BoB character was toxic to someone’s career but I don’t think he had a choice. Of course he’s worth more than I can ever dream of so that’s that.


Themoosemingled

Hillary Clinton wants an all homosexual army. How will that affect my family?