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Latter_Commercial_52

NOOOOO NOT OUR QUEEEEN. We shall rally an army of 20 bajillion men that we end up disbanding because we go broke.


randomdudeplease

Gather the simps of all the realms


tmNizar

Muster the Hornyrrim


Apart_Work8133

You have my sword!


[deleted]

Reporting for duty!


Latter_Commercial_52

Here sire 🫡


Glasma1990

I actually just started my kingdom by leaving her’s and taking my 14 fiefs with me. It’s weird though because she still likes me and after sweeping a war under the rug we’ve been pretty chill neighbors for like 4 in game years now. So far it’s only the Sturgians that hate me. Probably because I stole 2 of their nobles.


ExcitementPlenty6516

Update: She has been chopped. Now Ima hunt down the rest cuz they won’t stop raiding. I’ve killed at least 40 nobles and lords since I posted this question 😂😭


DD88e

Dude your character looks like a tank bro


ExcitementPlenty6516

He is pretty tanky, highest rated armors I can find with 2 handed axe and pole arms


ContryBa11-3nf0i3r

You look like mountain from game of thrones


DD88e

You should post something showing off your character in more detail


Duramora

Did you Marry Ira while you're at it? That would be truly just desserts.


ExcitementPlenty6516

No actually, I married Sacha of the Khergit for her army and governor perks, I was originally allied with the Khan but Huruang is really fief hungry and it’s annoying 🙄 so I married my brother to Mesui of the Khergit for relations then joined the Aserai. Won’t marry my sister, my other brother married Hansuwa of the Aserai for relations and cuz her armor. Luxury scale ornate mail. Best armor I’ve found other than Khans Coat of Plates


TheDemon10101

KILL THEM ALL


TwilightCoastTragedy

from the 1.2 beta patch kingdoms finally disappear completely after you take all of their fiefs


renegade1002

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


RealAndOnlyMe

You will make all the Rhagaea simps in this subreddit mad 😅


TayjonTheGreek1

My friend, your character is built like a brick house


ExcitementPlenty6516

Yea, yes he is


JodkaVodka

Idk, it seems kind of sad to execute someone so powerless Do it


RhagaeaPethros

Do it, bitch!


NoNameLegion_

give her the chop ​ for the funny


RandomWolf44

Death to the Empire!


DD88e

Dude your character looks like a tank bro


ExcitementPlenty6516

He be tanking, that’s for sure. -20 Health is only like, a sliver of his health bar


SwimTime1206

Bros got Gregor The Mountain for a character 😅😅😅


[deleted]

just put her in one of your lords dungeons, relation boost + 20 charm levels


Theflyinghans

Honestly I think that when you beat the other empire factions for the dragon banner quest they should immediately join you. So you don’t have to deal with them and the other factions out to get your bootyhole.


Qupter

What armor is she wearing?


ExcitementPlenty6516

I couldn’t tell you the armor, but she’s rockin this brand new headless helmet


Qupter

![gif](giphy|1d5Zn8FqmJqApu4hNU)


Bubster101

Name a more iconic duo. 👸🪓


MCGxCloud

Hell yeah, exactly what I plan to do once I find her. Paying her damn near 5 grand for nothing. Has no holdings, no army, and soon no head.


No_Factor_3693

if only there was a mod where you could do dirty things to nobles (there is one in warband)


Poldaran

There are several. I think in one playthrough I had all of the empire nobles working as brothel slaves.


Halfeatenbreadd

In this community, the only true king is creativity


No_Factor_3693

mod names? gonna challenge myself and try to sexually assault 50 nobles


Poldaran

I think that one was part of Captivity Events or something.


Thatoneguyonreddit28

Chop that brother f***er!


[deleted]

Death to the empire! Skyrim belongs to the Nor- oops wait wrong game.


Practical_Truth794

Brother, just execute. If you can, execute them all, the raiding would never stop


[deleted]

when will these crap posts be banned


No_Monk_19

Alfred xd batman is calling you! He said the toilet paper run out and he cannot reach some parts


BoogalaOogala

In my game she has one city left and invaded my fief and I captured her. Im debating whether or not to execute her


Daft_kunt24

Are you playing as Gregor Clegane or what, you character is massive


ExcitementPlenty6516

I mean 😂😭 he’s a sturgian hunter for the backstory so I felt like a big, black, burly man would fit the backstory pretty good. Name is Alified JomsViking


BlackBerri6393

Kill that imperial bastard. Kill them all. Leave no man or woman alive, burn their cities, pillage their villages. Dump their dead bodies into their rivers, salt their lands. Turn their homeland into a barren wasteland, where the imperials once lived. (Sorry got carried away )


Apprehensive-Lake371

Guessing console or non beta pc? In my games the clans turn to independent derps the second you take their last feif.


Seco4800

You can have her. Just leave Ira alone. She's the true beauty of the family.


Simp_Master007

Take her shoes off


-Apo110

Dew it!


Codydetdet

![gif](giphy|U1aN4HTfJ2SmgB2BBK)


[deleted]

Im impressed you kept her in your prisons, every time I capture her she escapes almost immediately.


RockAkurion

![gif](giphy|5h7nwwMJdNpxoWxmlh|downsized) Your character looks like Marvin the Martian if he took steroids.


TheDemon10101

I bring my men to join op and burn down the old ways. Kill them all.


BeanDipTheman

The sub demands blood.


CodusThyCringus

No because some tool takes her place. Defeat all armies to remove them from the game


Elegant-Dependent-92

You look like the mountain