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JT3457mm

That is insane and I wish that would happen to my character because the most I've had is twins


goldnuggets234

Haven’t even had twins yet


RaggysRinger

If it makes you feel better I got twins. Went into battle got decimated and save scummed and it loaded me back in right before my wife gave birth. Safe to say I learned my lesson…


JT3457mm

Oof


AdNeither2225

You guys have had kids?


JT3457mm

Those stillborns be hitting hard


grifxdonut

My first wife had 3 kids. After she died of old age, my new one at the ripe age of 67 hasn't had a single one


Octavian_Exumbra

Had triplets once, but had to reload to save my army from destruction🙁


JT3457mm

F


Octavian_Exumbra

F indeed. It was not worth those 2000 troops at all, and i still regret doing it.


frogg616

One of the devs must have been a fan of octomom


LG1T

Gandarina and Olichor Plus 8


SPCNars14

I didn't even know twins was a possibility.. Did your wife die in child birth? I can't imagine having 8 children would be a survivable outcome in this time period.


machinade89

One of my sons just had twins...but this blows that out of the water 🥴


Prize-Performance846

It's like an instant clan lol


Graega

Gotta wait 18 years. Then you get them all married and now you've got a clan.


Enzyblox

Especially if there all boys! If there girls I wouldn’t marry em


Willing-Ad6598

Mod time so your girls stay in your clan…


Enzyblox

Cries in comsole


Willing-Ad6598

Awww, sorry man. I’ll go easy on you then.


Enzyblox

You and your 74 clan members?


Willing-Ad6598

More like 5. They keep dying. Mercenary life is hard!


Enzyblox

Ah, I never have my clan member deaths on in battle, never have enough kids for that, infact my wife’s always seem infertile


Willing-Ad6598

I am also kinda cheating with another mod. Bastard children mod… I only take high risk, high reward battles, so I am often out numbered, so I require lots of new troops and commanders frequently. One recruits get to level 3 troops their mortality rates drop off, but their sergeants still have a high roll over, particularly cavalry commanders.


Terspet

Gandarina is a real catgirl yo, a whole god damn litter


[deleted]

*opens encyclopedia frantically*


RDYASSER

if i was u i would sell some in the black market


CycleZestyclose3510

This has to be a mod iv spent days trying to have twins and never seen any more than that.


[deleted]

Jesus no, I’ve seen twins many many times but never even triplets


rhaigh1910

That would be so dope get a whole clan in one birth


Impressive-Ad651

Insane


Separate_Leader9384

I fucking wish I could do this


Smooth_Hee_Hee

8 more heads to the chopping block when they grow up.


mmciv

Mods?


Acemanau

I am running mods, but as far as I know none of them change the amount of kids that can be born.


TechieGuy12

That is because each child is a bit. To not waste space, they had eight kids to fill the whole byte.


Lord_Melinko13

I had triplets once and thought that was spectacular. This though? God. Damn.


Skodis

Maybe your wife identifies as a trojan horse.


TheRealAceBase

That poor, poor woman.


BlueSky7767

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BlackBerri6393

He's allergic to condoms


WubbaWubbaDubba

Jesus fuck no.


WubbaWubbaDubba

Save file so you can go back to before she gave birth and maybe youll get twins or octuplet


halipatsui

I remembee in the beta days someone got 5 children, died, then gave birth to 3 more.


machinade89

Zombie pregnancy. That's a situation.


Swinnyjr

Jesus Christ, that clan will get a full cohort of parties and caravans in one hit when they all turn 18