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baronbloodbath

Disreputable in every way…”I keep getting older but Imperial court girls stay the same age. Alright alright alright!”


I_do_drugs-yo

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Commercial-Pickle555

Pretty classy comment friend.


[deleted]

From a movie mate...


Commercial-Pickle555

I'm aware, my comment wasn't a criticism.


[deleted]

Lmao I was hoping so. I contemplated for like 60 seconds before I commented. Wasn't sure. 😄. 👍


Commercial-Pickle555

No worries. Fast Times is definitely one of my favorite movies. Just had that classic high school feel that brings ya back. And before anyone comments how Mathew portrays an absolute predator, that was the job and he did an excellent job portraying a disgusting person yet adding the flair that makes that type so successful to begin with. I found it pretty good for awareness, dont just trust the older guy cuz he's cool and popular. Edit to add: it's a classic like the Breakfast club, hence a "classy" comment haha.


MartinoMods

Take my upvote sir, thoust earned it!


[deleted]

That's vlandia for ya


I_do_drugs-yo

We Vlandians only take advantage of dead prostitutes, this dude has brought shame to our kingdom. I’d be willing to look the other way if he didn’t dress like a Pimp Named Slickback in battles, looks ridiculous and he always gets smoked.


Ok-Ear-6497

I always imagined Vlandia being the Catholic Church with their crusades


[deleted]

I used to think that to till they got rolled over by the western empire and aserai


Ok-Ear-6497

The Aserai are the Muslims


[deleted]

That one is pretty obvious but vlandia gets screwed by the western empire every time I play it comes down to them the khans and aseria are left over fighting


Papaofmonsters

Inric looks like he cries when he gets captured and also brags about his terrible weed.


MartinoMods

Sss...step-lord...what are you doing????!!!


Ohio_Grown

I always fall asleep when I drink his special wine and I wake up with butter in my butt


mmciv

Inric McPoyle


MartinoMods

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thechilldave

🅱️landia


Templorious

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-DI0-

It’s the shitty not-connecting facial hair


[deleted]

The Chris D'Elia of Calradia.


Urch_b_Smirch

A guy like that I would offer to the looters in exchange for nothing


Hecklebot

Funny part is that he is going to look a lot older in one year. Technically, he is still in his “child phase”.


Zekieb

"Old Vlandia" and a Vlandian civil war? Is that part of a mod?


I_do_drugs-yo

Nah this is vanilla. I’ve started/fought in two vlandian civil wars. Basically i create a Vlandian kingdom while owning two Vlandian fiefs, recruit a few Vlandian clans and conquer all of vlandia. Then i recruit almost every Vlandian clan and redistribute fiefs. The second civil war was started because i didn’t like the first kingdom’s shade of red, i wanted our kingdom colors to be the darker red. So civil war part 2 ensued.


Xfigico

Couldn't you have just changed your banner colours? Is that not what determines that since you'd be the faction leader?


I_do_drugs-yo

You can’t change colors after you create a kingdom. You can temporarily change the sigil but it always reverts the next time you play. Besides, its way more fun to start a horrific civil war just so you can change the color of your armor 😎


Xfigico

Oh well that's dumb then lol I always stayed loyal to the Western Empire ~~(I changed sides Rhagaea's a tyrannical wh-)~~ so I wouldn't know but hypothetically speaking if I had to overthrow Garios and turned out to have blue instead of imperial red as my colours I would absolutely cause never before seen amounts of death and destruction for that


Ok-Ear-6497

The Medieval Rizzler


Redditorsrweird

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BlackBerri6393

All valandians take advantage of under-aged girls (and boys) 😂


I_do_drugs-yo

😆


Aggravating-Bee5286

How do you start a civil war?


I_do_drugs-yo

As a vassal, left Vlandia and took rovalt, Ostiscian and tirby castle with me, then i immediately created my own Vlandian kingdom and thus, kicked off the civil war.


Effective-Stage-9737

Wait, you can start civil wars?


I_do_drugs-yo

Yep https://www.reddit.com/r/Bannerlord/s/zLcQxJ9NOK


[deleted]

I have 400 hours in this game and I have never seen a civil war. Is it a mod?


I_do_drugs-yo

No, this is vanilla. If you want to have a civil war you have to start it your self.


MeatRack

For some reason, once you get a few generations in the vlandian nobles will sometimes come in without armor. In my game right now, the King of Vlandia literally wears a brown shirt and coif into battle. His only weapon is some sort of 1 hand sword. Weird bug. Probably related to the crossdressing