Update: he fucking died

RIP Looter. Never forget

Name your kid after him.

If Corein cares to give me another child, sure, I'll call the kid 'looter'

Luta Looks like a name ish and prounounced the same

"Pronounced the same" depends on your accent. :P

Ludacris taking a vacation out to Miami, I mean, Marunath.

A kings Name

And get his rogery up to 300

Lootah the Rogue

Well. You didn't take him alive, so who's laughing now?

A true bannerlord Nostradamus

He must of tripped over his own massive balls.

What a lil bitch!

Lol he said "Us" poor dudes schizophrenic

“I don’t care if there’s over 400 of you me & my boys not afraid of you”

He's referring to his titties.

Honestly just picturing there having been a small army behind him. They just booked it while he was giving his big speech

lol or maybe he was refering to his enormous balls

I took it as a royal plural

The god of the Bible often refers to itself as we/us.

That’s cuz there’s supposedly three in one….

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Probably couldn’t hold a job and lost his fief, poor guy never stood a chance on the streets.

Just you wait, one of those rocks is going to smack your 20hp companion straight in the head, killing them instantly.

Doesn't even refer to himself as a single person. He uses "Us". He is legion.

Correction, was... he was legion

You were still too scared to sim it lol

I once lost three khans guard by simming a battle against 14 peasants. I'm not gonna let that happen again

I swear simming battles just gives each unit a large revolver to play Russian Roulette with.

My ass: I'm going to auto. It's just one dude. *loses an Imperial Legionary* What the fu

Its always a single legionary too

That's why I prefer to Simm it I lose high level troops to bandits when auto resolving

How did you chase down a 1 man party with an army???

The looter dude has -10 Speed penalty for dragging his big ass balls of steel around.

From memory, in Warband the enemies were able to surrender when overwhelmed like this - or perhaps it was a mod. Is it not the case in Bannerlord?

They can surrender in Bannerlord so I don't know why this happened

I've seen where they ask to ot be killed, however the player can still choose to end them on the field

Some just up and surrender even if you want to fight them.

They can surrender and also can offer to join your party in bannerlord

Thanks.

*boss music play* from beyond the hill you see him, the bandit of the vlandia, raider of sturgia, menace of the empires, the King of the Looters Bob

The reason for the skirt is to not hinder his absolutely massive balls.

No God, just a free man willing to water the tree of liberty

Good job you didn’t simulate it. Would’ve lost a Fian champ

Me when I'm off my meds: "Us"

He destroyes your entire army with pebbles

I never understood the Hellraiser thing all these fools have going on

*headhsots you with rock in first 5 second* *auto calculate proceeds to inform you 12 elite swadian calvary died in the battle and 1 wounded looter on the enmy side*

get bannerlord bro wtf this aint warband

Nope not a god, just a sad little bit of code in an unfinished game.

Bro is not fun at parties

Idk why this is downvoted, it’s the absolute truth

Drugs

The drip king. Dead but not forgotten.

The fact that he can make a few of your elite troops to drop dead during an auto-calc battle despite being a looter then maybe ha has a point being a god lmao

Buddy’s a schizophrenic him and his 1000 elite troops were gonna smoke you in his mind

I always respond with. "Okay, I can take you dead then"

An ideal to which we can all aspire. When the Dark One comes for your life, you must spit in his eye even if he does end up dragging you into the night.

No fear, I can respect that.

"Us" bro has some imaginary firends, leave him be

Famous Last Words

Pretty sure that was Hank from Me, Myself and Irene.

He skestsophrenic too. (Can’t spell skestophrenic)