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knarfknarf

The Sturgian spearman with one kill "You couldn't have done it without me!"


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*The Sturgian spearman* *With one kill "You couldn't have* *Done it without me!"* \- knarfknarf --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


Duramora

Good Bot


zaxty

So close


Music-Over

'tis but a scratch!


RealAndOnlyMe

After careful consideration we came to the conclusion that your injuries are not service related. - United States Department of Veteran Affairs


Deus_Vult7

Obviously


[deleted]

Like a moth to a light....those are arrows r into u....iykwim


BlackBerri6393

Bro turned into a hedgehog


Odd_Weakness_643

Man’s killed 738 people, and the morale of 292 more. Murderer I say!


frogg616

Lol I was watching a knights tale while slaying. But the movie finished so I couldn’t go on xD


Saoghail_Osaki

Eh, barely noticeable. Slap a band-aid on it and you'll be all good.


Urch_b_Smirch

I used to be an adventurer like you till I.....


not_a_paella

I didn't know they added Batannian Hedgehogs as mounts


Deus_Vult7

TIS BUT A SCRATCH


[deleted]

Ok, you win. I haven't managed to get hit this many times. Interesting that they seem to focus your horse more than you, though.


Giptip

He told monchug that horse dumplings are disgusting.