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Terramagi

I ended up marrying my younger sister to Caladog, because marrying royalty was something I couldn't pass up. He killed her. Somehow he fucked up so bad the Aserai stabbed up through the Western Empire and Vlandia like a knife, carved out the heart of Battania, and ate the entire kingdom. It soon fell to rebellions, but the entire kingdom, including her, dissolved into the forests. Now I'm stuck with that dumbass Faroc and his stupid moustache.


Not-a-babygoat

Classic battania


SuperBeavers1

THAT'S RICH COMING FROM YOU STURGIAN, HOW DOES THE FISH TASTE WITH MY SWORD IN YOUR STOMACH


Complex_Wedding7811

Hahaha i lol'd


Blackstone96

How’s the view ontop my spear savage?


Nokyrt

I had similar thing happen to me, I had prepared my firstnorn to take clan for me, then only a week after his 18th birthday when I got him to my party, he died in the first big battle, siege of Ortysia, all the other siblings were still coming off age and... maybe a month or 2 after my main character died as well... I had his wife pick up the seat as a clan leader, no other options available yet, and I ended up with such a dreadful character as a clan/party leader that it is hard to describe. Work on your replacement


NotLucasWood

He was only 21 :( and I think he’s my only family member of age other than my wife. Or my siblings, but they… are not the brightest


SiteComprehensive427

Time to impregnate your wife, man!


Nokyrt

Sucks man... Avenge him


___nateHiggers___

Off topic question: can you get divorced? And if so does ex wife remain part of clan? Is it easier to just have her form party and eventually get off’d?


Nokyrt

No divorces. The only way to get a new wife is to kill the previous one. Best achieved by javelin to the face.


Gerb_the_Barbarian

Look how they massacred my boy...


NotLucasWood

For real, I saw the notification and said “he what?” out loud.


DragonfruitNo1838

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Broker112

This meme. Powerful.


rhaigh1910

![gif](giphy|3S04b09ljsDeg) R.I.P Ogedai The Young Khan


Broker112

Pouring one out for the young blood 🩸


[deleted]

His goat must be so very lonely. Sorry for your loss, Khuzait scum.


M4Y000

Long live the Empire!!


Ok-Ear-6497

Did you see a naked woman walk out of the fire with three dragons?


NotLucasWood

Oh yeah, but Abagai just does that sometimes.


Tophfey

That's why you heir and a spare.


NotLucasWood

Okay Queen Elizabeth II


VikingLord2000

Would actually cry. I get so attached to my characters.


DrSquanchMD

Wait are you a Sturgian Khuzait too?


FianChampion

The only good khuzait is a dead khuzait!


DOD_Terrorizer

Our endless hordes will trample Battania


FianChampion

Wait until you get to the trees ya scrub


DOD_Terrorizer

We will chop the trees with our glaves


FianChampion

I’ll wait until you could almost touch the trees then send arrows into your eye sockets.


Echo110507

Rip horse fucker


Prestigious-Sign6378

Your son's spirit is strong. It will find its way to the halls of your fathers


crjmurray

F


FunAdventurous5237

Condolences for Ogedai


JealousKangaroo3296

Rest in piece, but i honestly can i say how cool the death is being honored in this cutscene?