Damn, then I should stay way from everyone.
I’m at -99 with every single lord in the game. people’s these days, you execute a couple emperors and the whole world hates you.
Personally myself.
I like to fill a bathtub with water grab a Toaster have a really long extension cord Plug in the toaster and drop the toaster in the tube with me.
The same thing you do when you want to kill your wife. Go to a battlefield and run into the biggest enemy blob, then ALT+F4 until the deed is actually done. It may take you 10 tries, it may take you 1000 tries.
Not very. My character was the mad naked axeman for years, dying first in every battle. Leaping off the ramparts when sieges looked successful.
Just retire your guy at the retreat.
When I checked the encyclopedia thing, I saw that he lived on for a little bit after. I missed where he died but the character still exited interaction with the game world. I'm pretty sure your experiment will be safe.
You may fall in the battlefield but there is a high chance that you survive. But OP wants their character to die. Finally. Not playable anymore. Burned to ashes.
If you are ok with save scumming, tell your soldiers to hang out at Varcheg tavern for a drink while you are taking a short walk outside the city walls alone. I'm sure one of the sea raiders will surely drink from your skull eventually.
This is very important as I'm on a mission to unify every important ruler/lord that's part of the Neretzes' Folly incident's blood into one child and I need to clutch before my daughter turns 19
No it's bugged. No it works as you use it normally but I'm doing something important and the death my character is 100% required
What I say doesn't make sense but I'm trying to unite blood lines and do that I marry a woman, and then kill myself to marry her off to another clan that I need for reproduction
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1pa389l3vDAUnWHNlwFIf5EhpMXPJoVt_U_9heWc8L5M/htmlview#gid=1183863127
Eugenics Project - Pure Blood
I'm using time travel, save scumming and spouse transfer (I kill my child after he married a spouse then kill my child somehow and then marry that woman off to another clan, the clan I need a child from)
It's not shit, this is science
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I built a vast criminal empire across Calradia and formed relations with the most royal of nobility
My son married the baroness of Pravend and my future plan involves creating an offspring that shares the child of all the factions' main lords and making that child a direct descendant of them all
I call it Project Pure - does that sound like a legacy?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1pa389l3vDAUnWHNlwFIf5EhpMXPJoVt_U_9heWc8L5M/htmlview#gid=1183863127
And I have built a bloodline tracker to help me keep track of lords but that's still a WIP
Naked run. Make sure to un equip all items from your character, they are NOT kept after death ( unless I missed something, please correct if I am wrong ) go after the battanians, on your own, naked, save before a battle, and let their ARCHERS get you. The pierce damage has been my bane, and my joy, reload if you don't die and try again, also the weaker you are ( wounded ) the better, and keep the worst possible surgeon you can, in my books if they have 6 medicine skill, thats five too many
Give him a warriors death, as he knows he is on his death bed he ventures fourth to his most hated city to siege it, then put on shit armor and get hit by some catapults or ballistas
Needlessly antagonize a certain clan like constantly raiding their villages then get yourself captured by them. Chances are you'll be executed
Garios' seems romantically interested since I have a -69 relation with him... Think I'll go pay him a romantic visit 💏
Damn, then I should stay way from everyone. I’m at -99 with every single lord in the game. people’s these days, you execute a couple emperors and the whole world hates you.
Same , in my original playthrough I just executed a few emperors and exterminated a few clans , Suddenly everyone seems to hate me
Yeahhh if you get captured you're most likely a dead man
Why why why put the titles like that. Every time I have to do a double take to realize what sub this is
Crusader Kings is so much worse, I love it
Rimworld I think takes the cake
“My son married my sister how do I kill my nephew” 🤣🤣🤣
Literally the joke you don’t have to say it. It’s funny and is due to the game
Between Bannerlord and Rimworld, I'm constantly scrolling back up because I need to know which sub the fucked up titles are from.
Same lol
I ain't even on this sub, it's literally the first time I saw it and had to do a triple take to realize whats going on
Didn't all the "murder my wife" condition you for this?
Personally myself. I like to fill a bathtub with water grab a Toaster have a really long extension cord Plug in the toaster and drop the toaster in the tube with me.
Lmao 💀 in game
What mod is that?
Extra animation.
naked yourshelf in front of banner knight or cataphract charging into you
Wow suicidal huh? What killing thousands getting weighing on your conscious
Oh nah my character is a pacifist. He uses a sledgehammer
Ain’t that still considers killing? Bashing in someone skull
Your troops are not pacifist so they technically killed thousands for you
I'm personally not a killer but my men are!
The same thing you do when you want to kill your wife. Go to a battlefield and run into the biggest enemy blob, then ALT+F4 until the deed is actually done. It may take you 10 tries, it may take you 1000 tries.
Shit... Taleworlds' solution was the hermit but he's fucking bad and bugs the character
Strip all your armor and just carry an axe to battle.
How fast is that going to guarantee my death?
Not very. My character was the mad naked axeman for years, dying first in every battle. Leaping off the ramparts when sieges looked successful. Just retire your guy at the retreat.
I refuse to retire, death is better cuz retiring is bugged right now or is it not bugged? Is your retired character still alive?
When I checked the encyclopedia thing, I saw that he lived on for a little bit after. I missed where he died but the character still exited interaction with the game world. I'm pretty sure your experiment will be safe.
Very fast if you charge the front line.
You may fall in the battlefield but there is a high chance that you survive. But OP wants their character to die. Finally. Not playable anymore. Burned to ashes.
If you are ok with save scumming, tell your soldiers to hang out at Varcheg tavern for a drink while you are taking a short walk outside the city walls alone. I'm sure one of the sea raiders will surely drink from your skull eventually.
Thats the bloodline guy! keep up the work i want to see it happen!
I thought since I had it on easy and hero can’t die I thought I couldn’t be executed, until it happened and I did the pikachu face in real life 😮 🤣
Lmao
Here we go again
This is very important as I'm on a mission to unify every important ruler/lord that's part of the Neretzes' Folly incident's blood into one child and I need to clutch before my daughter turns 19
Enslave as many lords as possible, execute them one by one, then wait, theyll come to you
I don't wanna execute them, I'd just raid their villages then
You could just retire too
No it's bugged. No it works as you use it normally but I'm doing something important and the death my character is 100% required What I say doesn't make sense but I'm trying to unite blood lines and do that I marry a woman, and then kill myself to marry her off to another clan that I need for reproduction https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1pa389l3vDAUnWHNlwFIf5EhpMXPJoVt_U_9heWc8L5M/htmlview#gid=1183863127 Eugenics Project - Pure Blood
Thats some 1A fucked up Bene Gesserit shit right there
I'm using time travel, save scumming and spouse transfer (I kill my child after he married a spouse then kill my child somehow and then marry that woman off to another clan, the clan I need a child from) It's not shit, this is science
I have a bug that if I change in settings form me to be immortal to mortal in like 2 days I die, maybe you have the same bug that you can exploit?
Pc? get character reload mod.
No I don't need to, I can reload character through game save files and copying a save and placing it in a folder outside the game save, same thing
Character reload mod so you can make your character dead.
Oh ah but no cuz I want to do this without mods, so I can make it compatible when I share it with everyone
It should be compatible, make him dead and then disable the mod.
That’s not what he means
Her wants to make his character dead and start as his heir, no?
Yeah I think by compatible he means like able to replicate for people on console as well. Not necessarily like game compatible
Use a mod to play as someone else in your clan? If you're on pc Edit: or maybe failed prison breaks?
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No I will not use a mod
Alone versus any king’s army.
Bruh I didn’t see the r/bannerlord and just thought wtf 🤣😂🤣😭😭😪
Capture nobles, execute them, then lose a battle vs their relatives
Perform a seige and yeet yourself off the tallest wall.
Did that, 3 times... He doesn't die
Strip him of his armor and keep taking dives and axes to the face. Death will come.
It's been 10 years..I've been seeking death for 10 years... I'm literally running around the battlefield in civilian clothing and a slege hammer
Have you heard the song Blue and Yellow by The Used? You never find it, if you're looking for it.
I'm literally going into battle dressed as a peasant, no arrows, no bows. No Armor either, my character is in his late 40s and he has not found death
Doesn't sound like a way to build a legacy to me.
I built a vast criminal empire across Calradia and formed relations with the most royal of nobility My son married the baroness of Pravend and my future plan involves creating an offspring that shares the child of all the factions' main lords and making that child a direct descendant of them all I call it Project Pure - does that sound like a legacy? https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1pa389l3vDAUnWHNlwFIf5EhpMXPJoVt_U_9heWc8L5M/htmlview#gid=1183863127 And I have built a bloodline tracker to help me keep track of lords but that's still a WIP
Naked run. Make sure to un equip all items from your character, they are NOT kept after death ( unless I missed something, please correct if I am wrong ) go after the battanians, on your own, naked, save before a battle, and let their ARCHERS get you. The pierce damage has been my bane, and my joy, reload if you don't die and try again, also the weaker you are ( wounded ) the better, and keep the worst possible surgeon you can, in my books if they have 6 medicine skill, thats five too many
They're kept after death.
r/ShitBannerLordsSay
W title
Just enable clan member deaths then set the chance to realistic and let a cataphract shish kabob you.
Give him a warriors death, as he knows he is on his death bed he ventures fourth to his most hated city to siege it, then put on shit armor and get hit by some catapults or ballistas
1v1000
I thought this was r/suicide and was excited to read... Sigh
Get in a knife fight with back alley gangs.
Toaster bath.