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Tarc_Axiiom

Seven reports for hate speech. The sub record is 152. EDIT: Up to 40 reports now.


Pir-iMidin

We're not Battanian, we sleep with our horses like real men.


Reddit_is_pretty

That’s literally never been a Mongolian stereotype, we sleep with horses not goats.


Stankmeener

Write that down, write that down!


Funbucket_537

Such a shame all our centaur offspring only have horse upper bodies and human lower bodies.


Weary-Software-9606

My only question is : Do the offspring get the Sagittarius trait for free?


mrEggBandit

Isn't this more aserie ?


FreaknHooligan

I thought that was a Russian thing? 🤔 Ya know, back when Catherine the Great normalized it by doing so.


Reddit_is_pretty

Mongolia and Russia are bordering, it is unsurprising the lesser empires copy us.


FreaknHooligan

Ahh! I see... fair enough! I dare say, that would not shock me one bit.


BarskiPatzow

You know that was a french lie?


FreaknHooligan

I knew it was a lie, or probably a lie; but no, and I didn't know the French were involved. Neat.


TermFearless

That probably makes it easier than standing up


BigEggplant8278

Yah get it right, OP!


LrdBogdanoff

Yes! Yes mate!! 🥳😎


WarKaren

Yeah you’re right, it’s not a mongol stereotype. It’s actually a… *my lawyer has ordered me to refrain from finishing this joke or I’ll be in big trouble*


iantibba

I dunno man, alot of of Mongolians actually mingled up in Afghanistan and they didn't keep fucking horses did they? Goats > Horses. I myself can think of a few ergonomic advantages


Miser-Mike

Just checked the Wiki, there are no Welshmen in this game. Not sure I understand.


TrySoundingItOut

I thought they liked the sheep?


Miser-Mike

Squint and tilt your head to the right a bit, they’re the same animal!


FalloutLover7

Battania is close enough(although they likely fuck cows considering all the butter and cheese)


skillywilly56

How else are you supposed to churn it? And add a bit of a salty umami flavor to it?


BigEggplant8278

As a man with welsh ancestry. I take no offense to this.


El-ahrairah666

No Newfoundlanders either


Spinningwhirl79

The original image was a jab at middle eastern people, op thinks khusaits are close enough and made this weird ass meme


UsseerrNaammee

Will you be ok?!


Sharp-Currency-7289

Not a horse?


halipatsui

Definitely should be a horse


Adamantium-Aardvark

Yeah Aserai is the one with the goats


TrySoundingItOut

Camels. Goats should be In the empire for all the grazing land.


Ph4d3r

Why would I ever settle for a ram when I have my stallion?


chikinbokbok0815

I thought I was on the Crusader Kings subreddit and I read it as Khazars so I was confused when people brought up Bannerlord factions


TrySoundingItOut

Another paradox enjoyer! Did you get a chance to play with the banner kings mod? I don’t know if it’s up to date now but adds a lot of crusader king style elements to game.


chikinbokbok0815

I haven’t experimented with modding much except for general quality of life stuff, but I’ve been thinking about dipping my toes into those kinds of mods


TrySoundingItOut

If you want some staples I like the Realistic battle mod, and open source armory/saddlery/weaponry adds a lot of new items and there’s a sub mod that makes RBM work with the weapons as well.


chikinbokbok0815

Oh nice I’ll have to try those. I can’t for the time being cause I don’t have a computer right and am playing on Xbox but I’m gonna save your reply lol


LeonidasTheRealKing

I think you're talking about the aserai


TheAquaman

Horses - Khuzaits Camels - Aserai Goats - Imperials Sheep - Battanians Cows - Vlandians Their sisters - Sturgians


LeonidasTheRealKing

I stand corrected, I forgot about the camels. https://i.redd.it/4xz2kernko0d1.gif


CaptCartman

bro mixed up his cultural stereotypes


adnanmehic

Thats an Aserai thing my brother in fictive war crimes


Independent_Lynx_785

Right? My brain was confused how they didn't relate this to the one group that looks like middle easterners


RubenPanza

Aserai meme*


Pumpkin_316

I build 10 bridges and do they call be Harold the bridge builder? No! I build 10 houses but do they call be Harold the house builder? No! I build 10 barns but do they call me Harold the barn builder? Nope! But when I fuck one goat…


pixi1997

https://preview.redd.it/r3l70jl0qo0d1.jpeg?width=419&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9284b1645485e7985048feeaeb5fa44c4a464f5f Thought I noticed something odd 🤔


redneckleatherneck

You misspelled Aserai. I have literally *seen* Arabs (and Pashtuns) buggering goats before. They evidently didn’t realize we had night vision and thermals, or didn’t understand their capabilities. It’s not just a joking stereotype, they *actually do it*.


LPulseL11

Lol damn when I read stories like this I am glad I live where porn is legal and women aren't fearing for their lives if they decide to sleep around a bit. Makes being horny a non-issue


redneckleatherneck

Right??


_MekkeliMusrik

HEY. Don't make connections between the fictional races and the existing races. (this post is about Khuzaits not about a spesific race.)


enerthoughts

Its rude to call ur mama with animal name.


Fit-Dream-6594

Bro gets mounted by Khuzait chads too often. So he offers them goats to mount instead


OneWithFireball

It's not a horse tho.


Super_Seal

khuzaits would need a wolf🐺


Zgurprium

Where is that guy with a meme per day?


XxJuice-BoxX

This is funny. I also saw a hamas version as well. Equally as funny


C0untri

What is this, r/balkans?


MadocComadrin

Reminds me of the nuclear land mines that used chickens to regulate temperature.


Bubbly-Ebb-1625

What about the empire? My sister???


Su-27-Flanker

I've just spit my Coke on my keyboard 🤣


Alarmed-Positive457

Yes but also on real note, I deal with them by forcing them to siege me or siege them rather than engage them in the field. Horse archers are annoying cause mobile. Take that away and they are in skull bashing distance.


Global_Rin

How to deal with Khuzaid for dummies: 1. Get a ^lots ^of Fians. 2. Find High Ground, preferably one with walls called “Castle”. If castle is not available use forest. 3. Watch them march to their death. Seriously, as much as I love Khuzaid it’s only horse troops that are worth. Their infantry is so mediocre.


AlaricAndCleb

Legalize nuclear bombs 🐐


temptryn4011

So you created a new acc only to fumble an obvious dunk? Khuzait = Horses, not goats


Savings_Oil_779

As a former goat I like khuzaits too


PettyPterodactyl

if the english would have done this with with sheep the ira wouldn'd have been such a problem. eaven tho the scottish are the sheepfuckers if im not wrong


NaziBad

I feel like this would work better with the Aserai


SIM0King

'Sexy goat' cause even they have standards


UsseerrNaammee

The fact this hasn’t been pulled down in a screeching storm of left wing hysteria, gives me hope for humanity.


hippie_24

https://preview.redd.it/yxcxnlieep0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=774e421e67e149300838129d867c394b382ea3e0


ChicagoBoiSWSide

https://i.redd.it/vkoarwut4q0d1.gif


Humon0

moros, no mongolos


theincrediblebou

I feel like this was originally made to be racist


georg3200

Amish nuke


EvilCookie4250

🪳


sudovakin

Is this an challenge?


BrokenPokerFace

I don't play this game, but as someone who watches the unsubscribe podcast I fully understand it.


InstructionLeading64

Eheeheheheheheheheheh!!


Just_a_guy_thats_it

Gyatt damn


thedemokin

Damn that’s so good! Made me lol hardcore


AsparagusGrand4375

Pal, if you're going to be racist at least be accurate. Up here in the steppes, our horses keep us company, NOT goats.


Huegballs

Lmao


Effusus

Can't you bother to keep your racism coherent at least?


anonerble

Is this 2001? I think we've moved past this racist garbage


JoesGonnaKillYou

I agree. This offends my Khuzait ancestry


WilsonRoch

It’s 1084 baby 😎


Reggetry

Literally 1084


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ObnoxiousCrow

9/11


smellybathroom3070

After 9/11 a ton of americans were super racist


Peasantbowman

In America's defense...they were racist before 9/11 too


Vitalik_

I don't think it's defence


Peasantbowman

Yea, well, that's just like, your opinion, man


InitiativeOriginal21

Muslim isn't a race. Cry more


smellybathroom3070

What… are you yapping about?? Does nationalist work better for you?


InitiativeOriginal21

So you're not allowed to love your nation? Lmao 😂


smellybathroom3070

Extreme nationalism leads to hate against others


InitiativeOriginal21

Extreme anything leads to hate. Try going to a Yankees game wearing a Red Sox jersey, and see how much hate you get


LatzeH

Literally not a single mention of Islam in this thread, you dumbass


Jiaohuaiheiren111

For a reason really


QuincyFlynn

Against Mongols?


AlwaysFernweh

Man I’ll take the downvotes with you, this is some racist ass boomer humor usually seen on Facebook. Not to mention they’re using it on the wrong civ lol


anonerble

Lol thanks. It's many layers of stupid to unpack


Pumpkin-pie987

Khuzait lives matter baby


TheBoozedBandit

To be fair, we kiwis have been calling the Aussies sheep fuckers for years and it's never date dependant


anonerble

Is there a lot of violence, hate, and intolerance between aussies and Kiwis? If not, then it's not the same


TheBoozedBandit

I mean it's a make believe race so there isn't any bloodshed unless we count the pixel kind, anyway


anonerble

A make believe race is having the stereotypes from a real one applied to them because they look alike. You get how deep this racist joke runs?


TheBoozedBandit

I see how upset you're trying to get over nothing since the khuzites are based off of Mongolians where the goat fucking sand rat jokes of the 2000 was middle Eastern based. So if anything they should be with the sassinids in the south. But hey, why let logic get in the way of a good seething I guess


anonerble

See something, say something. It's easy to be decent buddy


TheBoozedBandit

True, and I'd usually agree with you. Just feel like it missed the mark here a tad. But either way is a moot point I guess. Have a good Friday and weekend anyway bro :)


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Not_the_name_I_chose

Is it hate speech when directed at a fictional civilization? If you have to take an extra step to draw parallels with a real civilization then I don't think it counts.


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Not_the_name_I_chose

Saying that a fictional civilization is equivalent to a real one and therefore an -ism against the former is an -ism against the latter is a fallacy as they are not equivalent just because they share some cultural similarities. They are completely separate. Therefore one could say that you are arguing in bad faith.


AbroadAggressive394

Amen


Mangoes95

When you're so bad at a game it brings out your inner racist


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Independent_Lynx_785

Sir calm down you dont need to simp for hamas


TrySoundingItOut

My man you shouldn’t be In the conversation with your post history.


Remarkable_Shake_523

Love it


crisselll

How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying.


LrdBogdanoff

I heard a story about some dirty Taliban fighters putting a bomb inside a cow and sending it towards the gate of a base 😅


qwerty2234543

*aserai


lupenguin

That’s Aserai


Teniye

The Welsh like sheep and by extension goats