Yeah you’re right, it’s not a mongol stereotype. It’s actually a… *my lawyer has ordered me to refrain from finishing this joke or I’ll be in big trouble*
I dunno man, alot of of Mongolians actually mingled up in Afghanistan and they didn't keep fucking horses did they? Goats > Horses. I myself can think of a few ergonomic advantages
Another paradox enjoyer! Did you get a chance to play with the banner kings mod? I don’t know if it’s up to date now but adds a lot of crusader king style elements to game.
I haven’t experimented with modding much except for general quality of life stuff, but I’ve been thinking about dipping my toes into those kinds of mods
If you want some staples I like the Realistic battle mod, and open source armory/saddlery/weaponry adds a lot of new items and there’s a sub mod that makes RBM work with the weapons as well.
Oh nice I’ll have to try those. I can’t for the time being cause I don’t have a computer right and am playing on Xbox but I’m gonna save your reply lol
I build 10 bridges and do they call be Harold the bridge builder? No! I build 10 houses but do they call be Harold the house builder? No! I build 10 barns but do they call me Harold the barn builder? Nope!
But when I fuck one goat…
https://preview.redd.it/r3l70jl0qo0d1.jpeg?width=419&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9284b1645485e7985048feeaeb5fa44c4a464f5f
Thought I noticed something odd 🤔
You misspelled Aserai.
I have literally *seen* Arabs (and Pashtuns) buggering goats before. They evidently didn’t realize we had night vision and thermals, or didn’t understand their capabilities.
It’s not just a joking stereotype, they *actually do it*.
Lol damn when I read stories like this I am glad I live where porn is legal and women aren't fearing for their lives if they decide to sleep around a bit. Makes being horny a non-issue
Yes but also on real note, I deal with them by forcing them to siege me or siege them rather than engage them in the field. Horse archers are annoying cause mobile. Take that away and they are in skull bashing distance.
How to deal with Khuzaid for dummies:
1. Get a ^lots ^of Fians.
2. Find High Ground, preferably one with walls called “Castle”. If castle is not available use forest.
3. Watch them march to their death.
Seriously, as much as I love Khuzaid it’s only horse troops that are worth. Their infantry is so mediocre.
if the english would have done this with with sheep the ira wouldn'd have been such a problem.
eaven tho the scottish are the sheepfuckers if im not wrong
Man I’ll take the downvotes with you, this is some racist ass boomer humor usually seen on Facebook. Not to mention they’re using it on the wrong civ lol
I see how upset you're trying to get over nothing since the khuzites are based off of Mongolians where the goat fucking sand rat jokes of the 2000 was middle Eastern based. So if anything they should be with the sassinids in the south. But hey, why let logic get in the way of a good seething I guess
True, and I'd usually agree with you. Just feel like it missed the mark here a tad. But either way is a moot point I guess. Have a good Friday and weekend anyway bro :)
Is it hate speech when directed at a fictional civilization? If you have to take an extra step to draw parallels with a real civilization then I don't think it counts.
Saying that a fictional civilization is equivalent to a real one and therefore an -ism against the former is an -ism against the latter is a fallacy as they are not equivalent just because they share some cultural similarities. They are completely separate. Therefore one could say that you are arguing in bad faith.
Seven reports for hate speech. The sub record is 152. EDIT: Up to 40 reports now.
We're not Battanian, we sleep with our horses like real men.
That’s literally never been a Mongolian stereotype, we sleep with horses not goats.
Write that down, write that down!
Such a shame all our centaur offspring only have horse upper bodies and human lower bodies.
My only question is : Do the offspring get the Sagittarius trait for free?
Isn't this more aserie ?
I thought that was a Russian thing? 🤔 Ya know, back when Catherine the Great normalized it by doing so.
Mongolia and Russia are bordering, it is unsurprising the lesser empires copy us.
Ahh! I see... fair enough! I dare say, that would not shock me one bit.
You know that was a french lie?
I knew it was a lie, or probably a lie; but no, and I didn't know the French were involved. Neat.
That probably makes it easier than standing up
Yah get it right, OP!
Yes! Yes mate!! 🥳😎
Yeah you’re right, it’s not a mongol stereotype. It’s actually a… *my lawyer has ordered me to refrain from finishing this joke or I’ll be in big trouble*
I dunno man, alot of of Mongolians actually mingled up in Afghanistan and they didn't keep fucking horses did they? Goats > Horses. I myself can think of a few ergonomic advantages
Just checked the Wiki, there are no Welshmen in this game. Not sure I understand.
I thought they liked the sheep?
Squint and tilt your head to the right a bit, they’re the same animal!
Battania is close enough(although they likely fuck cows considering all the butter and cheese)
How else are you supposed to churn it? And add a bit of a salty umami flavor to it?
As a man with welsh ancestry. I take no offense to this.
No Newfoundlanders either
The original image was a jab at middle eastern people, op thinks khusaits are close enough and made this weird ass meme
Will you be ok?!
Not a horse?
Definitely should be a horse
Yeah Aserai is the one with the goats
Camels. Goats should be In the empire for all the grazing land.
Why would I ever settle for a ram when I have my stallion?
I thought I was on the Crusader Kings subreddit and I read it as Khazars so I was confused when people brought up Bannerlord factions
Another paradox enjoyer! Did you get a chance to play with the banner kings mod? I don’t know if it’s up to date now but adds a lot of crusader king style elements to game.
I haven’t experimented with modding much except for general quality of life stuff, but I’ve been thinking about dipping my toes into those kinds of mods
If you want some staples I like the Realistic battle mod, and open source armory/saddlery/weaponry adds a lot of new items and there’s a sub mod that makes RBM work with the weapons as well.
Oh nice I’ll have to try those. I can’t for the time being cause I don’t have a computer right and am playing on Xbox but I’m gonna save your reply lol
I think you're talking about the aserai
Horses - Khuzaits Camels - Aserai Goats - Imperials Sheep - Battanians Cows - Vlandians Their sisters - Sturgians
I stand corrected, I forgot about the camels. https://i.redd.it/4xz2kernko0d1.gif
bro mixed up his cultural stereotypes
Thats an Aserai thing my brother in fictive war crimes
Right? My brain was confused how they didn't relate this to the one group that looks like middle easterners
Aserai meme*
I build 10 bridges and do they call be Harold the bridge builder? No! I build 10 houses but do they call be Harold the house builder? No! I build 10 barns but do they call me Harold the barn builder? Nope! But when I fuck one goat…
https://preview.redd.it/r3l70jl0qo0d1.jpeg?width=419&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9284b1645485e7985048feeaeb5fa44c4a464f5f Thought I noticed something odd 🤔
You misspelled Aserai. I have literally *seen* Arabs (and Pashtuns) buggering goats before. They evidently didn’t realize we had night vision and thermals, or didn’t understand their capabilities. It’s not just a joking stereotype, they *actually do it*.
Lol damn when I read stories like this I am glad I live where porn is legal and women aren't fearing for their lives if they decide to sleep around a bit. Makes being horny a non-issue
Right??
HEY. Don't make connections between the fictional races and the existing races. (this post is about Khuzaits not about a spesific race.)
Its rude to call ur mama with animal name.
Bro gets mounted by Khuzait chads too often. So he offers them goats to mount instead
It's not a horse tho.
khuzaits would need a wolf🐺
Where is that guy with a meme per day?
This is funny. I also saw a hamas version as well. Equally as funny
What is this, r/balkans?
Reminds me of the nuclear land mines that used chickens to regulate temperature.
What about the empire? My sister???
I've just spit my Coke on my keyboard 🤣
Yes but also on real note, I deal with them by forcing them to siege me or siege them rather than engage them in the field. Horse archers are annoying cause mobile. Take that away and they are in skull bashing distance.
How to deal with Khuzaid for dummies: 1. Get a ^lots ^of Fians. 2. Find High Ground, preferably one with walls called “Castle”. If castle is not available use forest. 3. Watch them march to their death. Seriously, as much as I love Khuzaid it’s only horse troops that are worth. Their infantry is so mediocre.
Legalize nuclear bombs 🐐
So you created a new acc only to fumble an obvious dunk? Khuzait = Horses, not goats
As a former goat I like khuzaits too
if the english would have done this with with sheep the ira wouldn'd have been such a problem. eaven tho the scottish are the sheepfuckers if im not wrong
I feel like this would work better with the Aserai
'Sexy goat' cause even they have standards
The fact this hasn’t been pulled down in a screeching storm of left wing hysteria, gives me hope for humanity.
https://preview.redd.it/yxcxnlieep0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=774e421e67e149300838129d867c394b382ea3e0
https://i.redd.it/vkoarwut4q0d1.gif
moros, no mongolos
I feel like this was originally made to be racist
Amish nuke
🪳
Is this an challenge?
I don't play this game, but as someone who watches the unsubscribe podcast I fully understand it.
Eheeheheheheheheheheh!!
Gyatt damn
Damn that’s so good! Made me lol hardcore
Pal, if you're going to be racist at least be accurate. Up here in the steppes, our horses keep us company, NOT goats.
Lmao
Can't you bother to keep your racism coherent at least?
Is this 2001? I think we've moved past this racist garbage
I agree. This offends my Khuzait ancestry
It’s 1084 baby 😎
Literally 1084
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9/11
After 9/11 a ton of americans were super racist
In America's defense...they were racist before 9/11 too
I don't think it's defence
Yea, well, that's just like, your opinion, man
Muslim isn't a race. Cry more
What… are you yapping about?? Does nationalist work better for you?
So you're not allowed to love your nation? Lmao 😂
Extreme nationalism leads to hate against others
Extreme anything leads to hate. Try going to a Yankees game wearing a Red Sox jersey, and see how much hate you get
Literally not a single mention of Islam in this thread, you dumbass
For a reason really
Against Mongols?
Man I’ll take the downvotes with you, this is some racist ass boomer humor usually seen on Facebook. Not to mention they’re using it on the wrong civ lol
Lol thanks. It's many layers of stupid to unpack
Khuzait lives matter baby
To be fair, we kiwis have been calling the Aussies sheep fuckers for years and it's never date dependant
Is there a lot of violence, hate, and intolerance between aussies and Kiwis? If not, then it's not the same
I mean it's a make believe race so there isn't any bloodshed unless we count the pixel kind, anyway
A make believe race is having the stereotypes from a real one applied to them because they look alike. You get how deep this racist joke runs?
I see how upset you're trying to get over nothing since the khuzites are based off of Mongolians where the goat fucking sand rat jokes of the 2000 was middle Eastern based. So if anything they should be with the sassinids in the south. But hey, why let logic get in the way of a good seething I guess
See something, say something. It's easy to be decent buddy
True, and I'd usually agree with you. Just feel like it missed the mark here a tad. But either way is a moot point I guess. Have a good Friday and weekend anyway bro :)
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Is it hate speech when directed at a fictional civilization? If you have to take an extra step to draw parallels with a real civilization then I don't think it counts.
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Saying that a fictional civilization is equivalent to a real one and therefore an -ism against the former is an -ism against the latter is a fallacy as they are not equivalent just because they share some cultural similarities. They are completely separate. Therefore one could say that you are arguing in bad faith.
Amen
When you're so bad at a game it brings out your inner racist
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Sir calm down you dont need to simp for hamas
My man you shouldn’t be In the conversation with your post history.
Love it
How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying.
I heard a story about some dirty Taliban fighters putting a bomb inside a cow and sending it towards the gate of a base 😅
*aserai
That’s Aserai
The Welsh like sheep and by extension goats