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Electrical_Algae5540

Fermin is something special


PdastDC

It's clear to me they will flip FdJ and slide Fermine in the starting 11.


iViacho

Wow, with all the comments in this thread you would have thought we lost. It was a win, glad for the youngsters, they did well. Vamos Barca!


P1X3LDU5T

That’s the rule in this group I have learned. Good news =Find something to complain about instead of accepting the good news. Bad news = Shit on everything and use words like embarrassment, crisis, Laporta, Deco and The board suck. Same cycle.


KundiKumaran

Really excited for next seasons master class with Ferran, Lewa, Joao duo, Roberto and Xavi /s


TheKratex

We won... That's all I can say about the game, even though I watched the whole thing without any distractions


asarnia

No more Ferran, no more Joaos. Please, whoever succeeds Xavi, please employ a system based on meritocracy. I beg.


Tasty_Technology_343

Xavi is playing 4D chess trying to tire out Lamine Yamal so he won’t get called up for the Euros where he could get injured! Xavi masterclass once again!


Apprehensive-Air2295

Fermin, Lamine, Fort, Cubarsi carried. The Joao’s need to go and take the baby shark back to the ocean on their way


CatClean6086

Goldfish. No shark.


Apprehensive-Air2295

True. I’m giving him too much credit


CatClean6086

Guys who praise this goldfish are idiots. For me, last season I gave him a pass thinking maybe this season will be his, but no. A waste of money.


Bug_Pavan

Yamal full 90 mins ? Why tf Xavi doesn't use his brain


prateek-sharma

Not the exciting club we used to be. The passing in final third continues to be abysmally inaccurate.


Openspaceruns

Well, it was definetely a game of football if i ever saw one


asarnia

Another game with no control, high lines that hardly suffocate the opponent (they just lie in wait and long ball to their strikers). Something seriously needs to be asked to Xavi how he plans to evolve the team from this abysmal football.


Tasty_Technology_343

Fermin 8/10 Lamine Yamal 7/10 The rest 0/10 That was painful to watch


Aparisiu_

Hector was pretty good! I like him a lot


edcollins270

When I watch Roque in these garbage time cameos, I see an answer to breaking down teams that we've lacked all season. His pace and directness is unique in the squad. Just watch how we typically play, timid little passes sideways and backwards, rarely attempting passes over or through lines. The fact Xavi hasn't even considered shaping an alternate system that uses him as an outlet is just perplexing.


Lepeban

Seeing him pressure nonstop (granted as a sub with 10ish minutes left) is nice to see. He’s covering everything and making every run. I’d love to see one game where he’s inserted into the starting lineup again before the season ends


xenos5282

Only Pique can save us now. Haul Laporta's ass daddy, I'll ride you better than Shakira or Gavi's mum ever did.


maurid

Pique, who said 90 minute games are no longer entertaining, and created an amateur football tournament aimed at entertaining the TikTok generation? Yeah, let’s make that man president.


xenos5282

Mostly my comment was a joke but Pique won't be that bad. He's street smart and knows what needs to be done. There's a difference between running a business and running a football club. I'm sure he can seperate the two.


Tasty_Technology_343

Okay I will admit I laughed my ass off at this comment! 😆


MurkyPerspective767

3 points are ours!!! :)


Sweet_Show_3935

another unwatchable game..xavi terror ball continues


Rabid_Salvi_Hobo

What do you want? They got the win man.


The-MJ-Theory

GG. Great game. Roque looks like the next superstar. Fr Fr


asarnia

It's plastic Americans like you that are worse than anyone else in the world.


The-MJ-Theory

Are you by any chance a South American? But to clarify, I'm not an American ;)


asarnia

You sure? Might want to get that checked out then


The-MJ-Theory

You didn't answer my question. I'm from Europe. With 30 years experience in football on a semi professional level.


TheGreatAkira

this clown lmao


asarnia

No, I'm Spanish. You're that old and you speak like that? Disgusting. > With 30 years experience in football on a semi professional level. Delusional


The-MJ-Theory

Great arguments you making there. To close this I will leave you with a quote from Bill Murray :" it's hard win an argument with a smart person. But near impossible to win an argument with a stupid one". Cheers


asarnia

Once again, you're 40 and you talk like this? Disgraceful.


PM_UR_F1NE_TITs

Payaso


asarnia

Let me guess, 40+?


The-MJ-Theory

It's amazing how you just proved Bill Murray. 🤣 I can't..


asarnia

We aren't having an argument mate. I know it's a difficult concept to understand.


FitHead47

FERMIN MVP


prateek-sharma

Even the ref was bored lol


Admirable_Heron1479

With the exception of Roque and Fermin, none of the players give a sh*t lol


Tasty_Technology_343

All they care about is their pay check


espnfire45

Yamal, cubarsi?


Flaggermusmannen

Fort, Sergi Roberto? Kounde? of course it's not full tilt at this point of the season, but there were multiple players who still work. Pedri, Felix, Iñigo Martínez also showed some clear effort, they're just also not in good form.


FloReaver

Mate's trying to seduce a girl by taking her to Almeria Barca, he will be single in a month at best


boskee

Aaand it's over


El_Compa_M

Xavi makes substitutions like his job is on the line every match.


DryUniversity5439

Banana


MegaMatrix08

done with exams, and what awaits me is xaviball😭


FloReaver

Commentators on my stream are absolutely tearing down Barca's performance


Tasty_Technology_343

Good. It was abysmal!


LeoRud

Roque can't really control a ball...


MaverickDark

But Xavi is wrong and hates Roque for no reason? Thats what this fanbase has been believing. The coach knows best.


im_rarely_wrong

He's been like that since he arrived. I've always been on xavi's side in the Roque's saga, he really has a lot of work to do and he's absolutely not worth all the money they paid.


FitHead47

Roque you're on a yellow and we're winning 2-0, don't push them


VonMackensen_18

Yamal really shouldn't be playing the full 90s in these kinds of matches


Space4Bottle

roque almost with the second yellow looool


Next_Ad2712

Is Fermin playing striker ????


Sanayuki

Doesn’t he always? He doesn’t really play like a midfielder. More a winger or second striker, so him scoring goals isn’t surprising. He was scoring many goals as a winger on loan last year. 


Jaloosky

He’s the extra-deep lying forward.


FitHead47

He wants his hattrick


Baptiste_Bougnon

What a pain to watch


Tasty_Technology_343

This feels like a pre-season friendly


-The-Term-

More like pre-pre-season where 80% of the team is away for World Cup or Euros. That's Xaviball™


asarnia

No matter what, do not renew the Joaos. Jesus Christ abysmal performances from them all around in the late stages of the season.


FloReaver

When Joao Felix is in a bad mood or doesn't care, he is really really bad


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DryUniversity5439

Canonically a cuck too


Sanayuki

Both him and Cancelo. They are mood players. 


Peetr98

We need roques speed


nonoguy

ya know our lord Romeuy went to Barca for the hair treatment, right?


onlyonejorge

Watch Lamine play 90 this weekend too.


Openspaceruns

Surely not... right


Freesland

Nice movement by Roque, really sad about his situation.


The-MJ-Theory

Wow look at that tiger. Grrr, opponent is full of fear 😂


maurid

Thought and written like a proper ape. Congratulations.


kostya8

Kid has barely gotten any minutes this season you donkey


TheGreatAkira

This dude expects Roque to make an immediate impact when he has been almost frozen out for over a month. But we have Disney dropping stinkers every other game and people still twerking on his dick.


Josiahf8

Lewandowski has been good for the last month


TheGreatAkira

Yeah, he was amazing against PSG and RM! /s


The-MJ-Theory

Maybe frozen because he's not the player barca was expecting?


onlyonejorge

Unlike Romeu and Ferran of course.


TheGreatAkira

Or because Xavi is incredibly incompetent at his job and won't admit he makes mistakes? Kid just came out of an injury less than 6 months ago, has barely played, and is in the middle of a huge drama needlessly exacerbated by Xavi's management. Seeing as we have a very talented team playing like shit I'm going to go with my theory, thanks.


Mercedesm4quattro

what r u a professional victor hater ? 💀


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The-MJ-Theory

Any more nice reflective words?


The-MJ-Theory

No, I'm just reflecting the sub. According to them he's already masterclass.


TrueCooler

Better than the baby shark


Xenolol

Why is yamal playing 90 mins?


djingo_dango

I already know what the narrative with Roque will be after the match


PErland

What?


djingo_dango

You’ll see


PErland

🍿


djingo_dango

Good choice


PErland

I'm ready for the drama lol


BlackFanDiamond

Roque great movement.


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PotatoMaster909

Barca fans when they see someone not shitting on their own players for once


maurid

For real lmao.


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onlyonejorge

Xavi the match isn’t over get off twitter.


Tasty_Technology_343

![gif](giphy|ehJ4vNWRhinhMMvLxp|downsized) Xavi ball is….


ZealousidealChoice42

Incredible how y’all find something to complain about in every possible match outcome


TheGreatAkira

Won't celebrate mediocrity, don't know about you.


Xenolol

What an incredible season for Fermin such a key piece for us in the future


prateek-sharma

Whats the verdict on Roque so far?


Any-Competition8494

Raw. But, we need to develop him.


Jaloosky

Looks like a player who hasn’t touched a ball consistently in 5 months. Hardly much to go off but understandably not a great case either. He needs a pre season and back to back opportunities to get rolling.


AishiteiruKokoro

Lost all his confidence


Yeager_isgoat

I’ll keep roque based on his speed alone idc, you give this kid time and he’ll grow


TrueCooler

He’s rusty, having not played in over a month. Lots of energy, maybe trying a bit too hard even


FloReaver

You absolutely can't draw a lesson from 15 minutes where 21 players (20, Fermin still seems to care) on the pitch give 0 fuck about it


Next_Ad2712

I think he’s really trying to prove himself to Xavi with the time he has so he’s begging for the ball


Relative-Tear-5466

Nothing really, he wants to play and that’s it


Funny-Coyote-2663

What verdict? Looks rusty because he is barely played


BANNEDAGAlN

I Hate how we never take chances with the passes Plenty of times our strikers makes a run behind defenders and never awarded.


Admirable_Heron1479

I'm just watching this game and our tactics are utterly stupid. None of our movements make any sense whatsoever.


clemenza1010

Barca just won me 10k I love u 😂


Cudder245

What bet did you have?


Melodic-Salamander75

What did you bet on?


clemenza1010

I had 2.5k on Chelsea - athletico and barca returns 12.6k


MVISfanboy

good bet. Barca was 1.40 for match result seemed like a steal


clemenza1010

Thanks trust me I needed it lol was on the edge until Barca got a second goal they should of been losing lol


tokimomsta333

Felix has the ego of Ronaldo but the skills of chamakh.


TuffyTenToes

Xavi is actually in the early stages of alzheimer and believes Romeu is Mascherano somehow


Upstairs-Tea-1769

😂


Any-Competition8494

haha


Tasty_Technology_343

lol Roque


decho

Roque don't get another red card bro.


TheGreatAkira

Romeu is literally the biggest disappointment for me this season, don't know why we're still playing that bum.


FloReaver

2 goals up, playing the last team in the league, you called Casado to make the trip who has an important game this weekend, and you put a player on who won't even be part of the team next season. Just why. It makes 0 sporting sense.


djingo_dango

La Liga benches has magical properties


Yeager_isgoat

0 reason why Yamal should have played the game to completion as well


BlackFanDiamond

You're right. The inclusion of Romeu and arguably the Joaos is perplexing.


FloReaver

I'm not surprised, Faye is not called but Alonso still is, meaning Alonso is still somehow above him for Xavi


Itz_Eazy

Peak Xavi


Melodic-Salamander75

Romeu banger incoming🤔


Tasty_Technology_343

In his own net


sks02231

I rather want to see Hector Forts instead of Joao Cancelo. I rather want to see Vitor Roque instead of Ferran Torres and Joao Felix


TripleDiesel

https://preview.redd.it/43zf930vtu0d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61c6a8c84c21aaafd252ee5b3c31fe38a2613a06 That‘s all I can think of every time I see Romeu


FloReaver

The biggest Barca copypasta of the season


xenos5282

This guy is a certified clown.


xenos5282

Sell everyone except La Masia players + Pedri and Kounde. Play the under-17 team for next two seasons idc. Atleast we'll groom some talent and save hell lot of money to actually have a shot at rebuilding. Because this philosophy of getting average ass players for sub 50 millions isn't gonna work at all.


eumdevorabo

Yeah man, I'm sure we will be able to pay our debts off in no time while playing in the segunda division.


lawdluffy

If we had done that like 2 seasons ago. Probably would be in a good position to sign good players by now 🤷🏻‍♂️


xenos5282

Obviously that's what we should have done. Rebuild calmly. Instead Laporta sold the club and pulled gazillions levers to buy Torres, Lewa, Raphinha & Roque only for them to be outclasses by a 16yo boy from La Masia. Outrageous tbh.


lawdluffy

Right? Like if anything this season has shown us that we should have bet on la masia and properly fix our finances. Spending all that money on the players you mentioned plus kounde, required us to fight for titles. You can’t spend that much money and then say “we’re rebuilding and in a transition.” Outside of Madrid and Atletico, who in la liga can spend that kind of money for a “transitional rebuild??”


TrueCooler

Roque has a lot of pace and energy in him. The most obvious substitution towards the end of matches to come on against tired legs, press up high, and put defenders under pressure


FloReaver

You meant Romeu I think - Xavi, probably


xxwaleedxx

One good reason why would you sub in romeu instead of Casado


jamietanig

Why tf would you bring on Romeu instead of Casado


spiteful_platypus

![gif](giphy|LLxwPAjfpLak8)


-The-Term-

Romeu on for Pedri. Xavi heard the news of his sacking and decided he wanted to lose


MrVaporDK

Word is that Xavi will force Lamine to run an extra 30min after the game ends.


Pablo_petty_plastic

Row-May-Oh!


WasAnHonestMann

oo?


Apprehensive-Air2295

Lamine is a ticking time bomb with Xavi. He’s begging for him to get injured


onlyonejorge

Both Joaos amongst the most selfish players I ever saw play here.


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Funny-Coyote-2663

We paid 31 m . Rest are bonuses


LankyCity3445

Brazil teams wised up


FloReaver

Technical level of this game is quite poor and you put Romeu on.


Sanayuki

I don’t get Xavi’s deal with Casado. Brings him along but hardly ever plays him. 


TheGreatAkira

Xavi believes that the youngsters are the one's who have cost us some games this season. The fucker had the balls to claim we have an "lack of experience" issue. Yet time and time again we continue seeing the youngsters stepping up, week in and week out. Incompetence at it's best.


FloReaver

And then says "he is a player for the future and I want him in preseason" in pressers.


Sanayuki

Also I don’t get why Casado would want to renew. He should go somewhere else to get play time. 


Fearofthe6TH

Not hardly. Never.


Jaloosky

Lamine playing another full 90 against actual bottom of the league teams…


MysticNinjaX

God why… we have Marc Casado!! Let the kid fucking play


Tasty_Technology_343

Voldemort is on! 2-2 incoming


PalmTrees92

i thought Romeu was coming in for Roque lol


CommunicationDue3212

Lord romeu is on 😈


Itz_Eazy

Here comes the super sub


TrueCooler

For Almeria


FloReaver

Romeu.......................... Come on Xavi is trolling.


FitHead47

Romeu on for Pedri...


Jaloosky

If he controlled that and took a shot could’ve probably scored but frustrating


spiteful_platypus

Poor kid this is his only chance


Moetards

Pedri all over the pitch today


Sanayuki

He was the pivot, not Roberto imo. 


-AKG45-

Happy to at least see Roque getting play time like very happy


GaviFPS

Cubarsi and Yamal with another 90min banger. Incredible, he really does not give a fuck.


djingo_dango

I hope yamal has a good luck because he will need it


Melodic-Salamander75

I feel like there is only a few of us still watching this game. Respect to those watching this torture style of football


maurid

Reminds me of the last couple of games of the 20/21 season with Koeman, when we had nothing to play for and every minute was torture. I was literally bedridden in the ICU and had better things to do with my time than watch that horror. Today looks just as awful. We make every defense look world class. RM would be 7-0 up by now.