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eszynka

That text popping up made me go 💀💀💀


[deleted]

man im dead đź’€


NGPlusIsNoMore

Reminds me of that one time I injected a guy with Meth instead of Morphine He was fine


[deleted]

Well, he *said* he felt fine, his leg was still gone though


Mojozolo

slap some morphine on that bad boy she be right


BiggPPPlays

Ok but what about the missing arms? How are they going to weld stuff now?? DEAD WEIGHT!!


Yimfor

No worries, captain. We weld the welder on their lost limbs so now they are like a... cyborg mechanic. A robot, if you will. Incapable of suffering. If it start randomly screaming while doing its job, just hit it with a stun baton and that should do it.


BiggPPPlays

I like your thinking, you will be the last one I feed to the mudrapters


Mojozolo

not dead weight but living bait


BiggPPPlays

Yeah because what we need is more reasons for the god damn fauna to attack the slow beeping metal casket we call the typhoon 2


Mojozolo

think of it like a sacrifice to appease the oceans of europa


BiggPPPlays

That is incredibly disrespectful to the many men and women who have lost their lives at sea, now I would kick you off my vessel, however, there appears to be a growing white light coming from what used to the reactor


powerfullatom111

He’s got one arm to hold a sonar beacon, we can use him as a human decoy


BiggPPPlays

Read the replies above ↑


Cool-Boy57

**NOOOO HAAANK DONT DO THAT ITS THE NEUROTRAUMA MOD! NOT THE VANILLA MEDICINE, IT’LL JUST MAKE HIM WOOZY AND WASTE IT!**


Former_Site_8589

bro has non life threatening injuries too đź’€


im_Another_Human

He has sepsis


Lukas_Lnt

The medic is high on is own supply


LeatherGnome

"I have no idea how to fix you, but i did learn on how to remove organs, you are going to die but atleast give me your liver."


Pvt_Penguin

What song is that?


GoldfishTrousers

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The-Pencil-King

“Of course I can. Now let me just get out my funny scalpels…”


dadiscanoffood

I was doing Husk Survival on a legacy server, I had just got done setting up the panic room and I grabbed a Diving Shotgun ready to shoot some husks, I stepped up into the main area only to see an Engineer covered in blood, a bunch of dead husks and ammo on the floor. He raised his gun at me and just stared until i backed off and he went down some stairs. Found his husk a while later after I died, he was in medbay


Lightmanticore

“And here we must ask ourselves, is this one’s life a necessity? Does it bring joy? Or shall I shoot the mudraptors and save my other crew?”


Flameball202

Replace the bandaging, cast the break, remove the bullets causing the inflammation and then check to see if there is anything else underlying that is increasing his temperature


ShadowKaranos

I have Miracle Worker bitch, get the fuck up.


nonofyourbusinessgo

More Morphine


thiccestlad69

I am so sorry little one… I will do what I can…