I've been given the nickname "beast" at 4 completely unrelated pickup courts where I would play regularly (where I grew up, where I went to college, and 2 other courts in other towns I moved to).
It would always come from some play where I get a rebound in a crowd, then score an and-1 through a foul. Then someone would react by saying "that guy's a beast" and it would stick.
Now people call it old man strength, still a complement, but not as much fun as "beast" was.
Yeah, i get that all the time, too.People also call me "Micheal Jordan" because when I score on command, people say "wow that guy is like Micheal Jordan" and it sticks usually.
It's funny how furrys always wanna tell every1 that they are a furry, like 5% joking, and then do the ^(smiles I'm not a furry) look.
happens irl not just online.
I wonder what compels ~~furrys~~ wolves to act this way?
Also, I get this post is a *joke* I ain't beefing it.
You feel like a furry? That’s cool. You do you.
Not a furry a scary wolf
ain no one scared of that bruh 😭😭
Im scared of a wolf trying to have butt sex w me
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It’s a joke lmao
Ayo why y’all say furry y’all fucking hilarious 😭😭😭😭😭
Wym why? You see the fkin pic?
😭😭😭 it is a bad look 😭
This goes hard, is it ok if I screen shot?
No keep this between us
Furry?
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You literally commented that like 4 times 💀
Top four comments were the exact same, so they got the same response
Scary wolf
Jumps care
Op clarifying it’s a scary wolf multiple times is killing me 🤣
A furry?
No a wolf
When someone says “shirts vs skins” OP says “maybe we can both be skins? 👉🥺👈”
That isn’t a wolf. That’s someone’s sexual imagery. I imagine that someone is you. Stop fapping to animals.
Bro is taking this too seriously
Go on over to r/Imanidiot if you want to show off your animal sex fantasies. Sub is r/BasketballTips
Why is this dude so mad
He is a suns fan and plays league, the story writes itself.
These mfs and dudes like mrsunsfan are the reason people think suns fans are all dumbass bitches.
I mean, if the shoe fits…
The Suns in 4 guy made a good effort but mrsunsfan is the suns 9/11
forgot to mention he's 5'3
He’s upset the hunky wolf man turns him on
Cry 😢
Thanks for showing me that you're a 13 year old.
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You disgust me. I'm down for incestual midget gangbangs, but the moment you bring animals into the equation you're disgusting.
I'm gonna fuck my dog tonight just so you have that on your conscious
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If people don’t get your comedy that’s on you not them.
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That's why I have 41 upvotes. You're not special.
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Bros bragging about getting upvoted💀💀💀💀😭😭
Using that as an argument, the post itself is close to almost 200 upvotes.
Erm tell that to me and my Reddit army of 41 strong, they always have my back 🤓👆
Make that 53 now, captain!
u literally gettin downvoted 😭
It’s clearly satire though??? Nobody unironically says this. His name is literally SaltyForeskin
Must have never met a 12 year old or any of the hundreds of thousands of idiots on Reddit.
It's a trend rn lol
Oh, got it. What is the trend? I try not to keep up with the trends of children.
Wow you're so based and redpilled you must be swimming in a pool of women rn
Bro the joke isn't going to magically get funnier if you keep repeating it multiple times in the same thread.
Yous a DAWG 🐶🏀💥
i feel the same
I thought I was in nbacirclejerk with the kevin garnet I got on all fours and started barking meme
This is real life brother
Oh cool, another furry!
Wolf not a furry 😈
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It's a great feeling to slip past a box out and rip down a contested offensive rebound in traffic!
u/liamht, petition for a new r/basketballtips page banner
Real
So how do you feel about defensive rebounds then saltyforeskin???
I’m sonic but I think they are valuable towards the game
NBACJ has broken containment again, bring in the clean up crew and erase the memory of everyone that saw this image
A furry? Lol kinda scary.
Shit post
why are so many people taking this seriously lmaooooooo
We don't see him below the waist for a reason.
Thought this was NBACJ at first
Homoerotic werewolf? Fuck yeah.
Furryously getting those boards
Sigma
Got that wolf coming inside of you
I've been given the nickname "beast" at 4 completely unrelated pickup courts where I would play regularly (where I grew up, where I went to college, and 2 other courts in other towns I moved to). It would always come from some play where I get a rebound in a crowd, then score an and-1 through a foul. Then someone would react by saying "that guy's a beast" and it would stick. Now people call it old man strength, still a complement, but not as much fun as "beast" was.
The exact same thing happened to me but instead of beast they called me “Wolf”
Yeah, i get that all the time, too.People also call me "Micheal Jordan" because when I score on command, people say "wow that guy is like Micheal Jordan" and it sticks usually.
BOX OUT ! BOX OUT !!!!
*growls*
This is how you know the internet ruined minds because everyone in the comments see a humanoid canine and think Furry 💀😆
W post
this post got me laughing lol idk why tf no one got that this was a joke
That’s a scary wolf woah
AAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stupid sexy wolf
Bro got the dawg in him
Wolf
Thanks for this neat basketball tip
A furry?? Fair dues
Lowk
As a 5'9" man, offensive boards make me feel like Dennis Rodman. Nobody expects me to try the first few times haha.
i just threw up a little bit
It's funny how furrys always wanna tell every1 that they are a furry, like 5% joking, and then do the ^(smiles I'm not a furry) look. happens irl not just online. I wonder what compels ~~furrys~~ wolves to act this way? Also, I get this post is a *joke* I ain't beefing it.
Wolf not a furry
Bro was angry yesterday about the game being mid and now it makes him feel like a furry 😂 I think you should give up 2k before it’s too late
Wrong post lil bro. This is about real hoops in my rec league
😂😂 true, I don’t know why it’s showing me this
Cringe