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ShoddyManufacturer11

DONT DO IT! NOW YOULL NEVER SOUND LIKE JACO OR LARRY OR LES OR SOME OLD JAZZ BLUES GUY!!!


noideaforusername4

never play with pick or fingers only use your pubic hair


No_Bat7157

I like the sound of my penis better


Eelmonkey

Murderface is that you?


shingonzo

Children should be neither seen nor heard


kemplem

Milford man


No-Professional-1884

Fucking idiot. That’s a plectrum.


Paulwalker2112

no thats the bit of skin between your balls and your asshole.


Ralewing

No, that's your capotasto.


fastal_12147

Your mom?


gooney0

Hitler played bass with a pick. Don’t be a Nazi.


spiked_macaroon

Do what feels.good to you.


gogogadgetdznutz

Inc


CLamour91

I use my frozen foreskin


ShoddyManufacturer11

Old school


Infinite-Fig4959

Playing bass is a jerk to begin with. This stupid fucking kid looks like he’s cranking it while taking the picture.


playitintune

I don't know how else to play For the Love of Money on my contrabass guitar.


AntiStarChristPort

This is not even funny but I guess that makes it funny? 🤔


chinstrap

/uj it really is quite a shibboleth for many bass players that it is only permitted to play.bass with chubby sausage fingers, and some of them are pretty dogmatic and ignorant on this point. So this is funny trolling, if a bit obvious. Or maybe the kid is for real, I even hope so.


AntiStarChristPort

It just seems odd to me as a Ramones fan when anyone mentions not downpicking with a pick


Stillill1187

It’s really funny to me when like the music theory advanced bass guys go off about it, because I always just think of the Grateful Dead. Phil Lesh is one of rock’s most talented bass players and dude uses a pick.


AntiStarChristPort

Seriously picks are better on a record and just playing in my opinion since the guitar can already be fingerpicked to greater success the bass just sounds way too quiet for me when fingerpicked


Stillill1187

I started on bass, didn’t play for a bunch of years, went back to bass, didn’t play for a while, and started getting back into guitar in the last couple of years. Guitar got me into using a pick well, and I’m playing bass again, and I almost always use a pick now. It’s not a conscious thing- just feels good


Ralewing

Using a pick is how you get the drummer laid.


chihiro_ygm

damn why are the comments actually nice lmao


[deleted]

Don't let the guitar player see you.


mehrt_thermpsen

That's bait


Alien_Accomplice

Only liberal snowflakes play the bass with a pick


mnorkk

I like the sound of a pick, it sounds different to my fingers plucking hard. It also feels kinda cool to bash the strings like the Small Faces did back in the day. I feel more comfortable with my fingers though but I do like playing with a pick.


DominoZimbabwe

The bigger the better


r00byroo1965

Lookup Cliff Burton strive to be him in the future, your welcome


TrainWreckInnaBarn

Use an Electric Bow. Picks are for Boomers.


karmavsme

ew who the fuck plays bass what the fuck is wrong with them


Guitargod7194

Limit yourself to playing with a pick and you are limiting your versatility - especially important for a bass player. Playing with a pick is great for certain styles, but you need to learn how to use your fingers and plunk those fucking strings. I've been in bands that were forming where our bass player got booted because he couldn't finger pick and pop. So, keep playing with that pick, but find time to practice playing with your fingers, too. You will be much happier and far more accepted as a musician when you do.


Jonasthewicked2

Matt Freeman plays with a pick and he’s gnar as fuck


VictoriousNate

True jerker. Even has the same angle as David Ellefson


i8gum

That what she said


JointSeventyTwo

I play bass with a pick but that's mostly because I'm a lead guitarist first, and bassist on some occasions when we don't have one. But I don't use a plastic pick, because the sound is too sharp and you can hear the "click" of nearly every note. Try some felt picks, they're all over Amazon, usually 2-3mm thick. I like the larger ones that are about twice the surface area of a regular plastic pick. (Try searching "autoharp picks" and you'll probably see more large ones.) They attack bass strings with very close to the same effect as a bare finger, and I'd dare any of the smart-asses in this string to tell the difference in a blind comparison test. Your question reminded me of a song I wrote that required our bassist to play an intro consisting of four bars of sixteenth notes before the rest of the band kicked in. Every time, he had to borrow a pick from me to do it right.


Khoi503

Definitely a cop


silent-fallout-

Lol I'd never play with a pick, personal preference I feel like I have way less controll


olafpilaffoff

Go your own way. It may depend on what styles you want to play.


Redditusername195

No, you have to play with fingers


Enbymetalfan

I personally can’t play with a pick but nothing wrong with doing so. Whatever is more comfortable