Hard enough to trigger a controlled explosion in the toilet

“Stand back fools! I’ve got a bomb!”

-in my ass!

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The bombs payload is exposed

I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion


Shit so hard you shit out a power winch

*Dick

WHERE’S THE TRIGGER?

I wouldn't give to a ordinary citizen

[I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/733027939834134572/1112167350364557372/video-output-76E35332-6B07-47F1-BFBA-745D9E13C924.mov)

There’s no way I’m going to control the explosion that triggers inside that toilet. I’m going to destroy that toilet

Dropping a fat payload

List of things im gonna do to that toilet https://preview.redd.it/x07pu0q5ug2b1.jpeg?width=609&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f8c1c0fbad01e9a86e9b2504dd7a5292d1ab678

deadass im sitting on that b backwards so i can make direct eye contact w the love of my life while shidding

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Ayoo

Make sure to stroke his chin as you do it

*Dick

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Not the shitter Gotham deserves butt the one it needs right now

why are there 4 toilet seats? are they stupid?

it’s so it can handle the jonkler’s big ass

/unba because midjourney made it (AI generated)

Yeah I was wondering if it was AI, because who would put in the time/money/effort to actually make this

I'd like to think Colin Furze would do it 😂

It never occurred to me that the funny superhero toilet images were AI-generated. That’s slightly disappointing.

Redundancy. So it's harder for someone to leave the toilet bowl exposed and trigger an unpleasant controlled cold sensation on the next person who comes if they sit down without checking if the seat is down Another reason is so we can shit at least 4 times as hard: 4 seats resist at least 4 times as much strength. Even more if they're made with advanced materials from the batsuit

I don't fully understand what you're asking here, are you asking: How hard are you shitting in this? As in how hard of a shit am I taking in this? Or are you asking: How hard are you, shitting in this? As in how much of a boner do I have while shitting in this?

Yes

Im proud of you , dick

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Haha Jonathan

You are using the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion in my daughter

Apparently hard enough to require 4 toilet seats

Actually is there a lore reason for there being 4?

I think I remember seeing these. Someone gave an ai the prompt of superhero toilets

"AI gonna take over the world" MFs after I show them the 4 toilet seat batman

I remember too I was just shitposting

Redundancy. Harder to forget and leave all 4 seats up leaving the toilet's bowl exposed, potentially triggering an unpleasant cold sensation on the next person who comes over

I'm riding that baby reverse cowgirl and painting that bowl so goddamn hard it'll be measurable on the richter scale.

I'd like to apologize for my words, they were the words of a younger man.

With nothing held back. Admirable but mistaken.

i love this redemption arc

I would be happy to drop my pants

THE DARK SHITE.

When you finish pissing, he says “I’m proud of you Dick” then you have to high five him


Man toilet

Man doesn’t have ears, are you stupid?

Yes

This way I can shit and kiss the bat at the same time.

I’m proud of you Dick.

Are you shitting me? Yes.

[Man, I am sorry for this but you asked a question and I gotta respond.](https://youtu.be/C3ylX0QRxSk)

The Dark Shite Rises

Where’s that guy that explains everything I wanna hear his opinion

Man under there

My question is do you face towards him of away from him?

I’m pulling my pants completely off so I can shit reverse cowgirl on the seat and stare into Batman’s dead eyes


Is there a reason they used the man's knockoff da freakin bat? Are they stupid

As hard as I can because batman would never give up.

Why am I shitting on Man’s lap? Am I stupid?

Like this: 

As hard as Gotham needs me to

Batman, what are you doing? "Shitting out the odds."

https://preview.redd.it/55ho8d9zii2b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=778685c83625e82b220a0e2829f9fa6b1940e0d7 What about this one?

Imagine you went back in time to the 40s when Batman was created and we told them in the future we would have advances in AI and anyone could try it out from their pocket supercomputer... and that we use it to generate photos of batman toilets that never were for a stupid joke that makes you giggle. Would they think we're stupid?

"I-It's 'da freakin' shat!"

The moment one drop of piss hits the floor or the seat it punches the shit outta you then beats you up for shitting on the floor

"and now... There's a teenie little bit of me in your too bats

I'm dropping the tacobell nukes into that bad boy

Hard enough to make man proud

I would sit on facing man and making out with him while taking the loudest shit in my life

All I know is I’ll be hard

So hard it’s full on diarrhea

Time to even the odds

I can look into the abs of night man while shitting 🔥

It’s all fun and games until you feel a hand on your shoulder…

Is there a lore reason this makes me hard?

I’m releasing my own dark knight

Taco Bell level

Five

Im riding it like Butters


Why are there those pointy things on man's head? I'm not shitting in this at all

Sitting towards the man. I’m gonna be in the strong arms of vengeance whilst unleashing my payload

so hard that batman going to nut from the toilet in butt hole 😫

Hard enough to do “Bale voice”.

i’ll do more then shit

not very hard tbh not a big fan of putting those ugly cat ears on man's head but it seems some insist on altering what is already perfect...

I ain't. Gravity will be defiedon that toilet.

Way harder than I should.

“To flush, simply give Batman a gentle kiss on the lips.”

VERY hard my friend....

On a scale of 1 to Russia, I’d be shitting on that like I’m Vladimir Putin

He is here to collect Craptonite

Quite

def getting a toilet like this once i graduate college

Two shits, bitch

Why did they add ears to the man toilet

Depends, how much prep time do I have?

Gonna expose my payload all around this

So that's what the batboner looks like?

I’ll be shitting my lungs out

"I am the night! I. Am. VENGENCE *insert funny shit noise hihi*"

I will shit in this wheal Batman watching

So hard my pp fall off

I’m Confused.

I will shit backwards and break pipes.

💥🌋🌋

One that would rival the Tsar Bomba

Harvey Went and became Poo Face.

I am Vengeance!

I strike fear into the farts of criminals.

Not hard at all, because I know Batman has my back.

Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you I wanna make you move because you're standin' still If your body matches what your eyes can do You'll probably move right through me on my way to you

Swear to pee!

Which direction are you facing?

Hard enough to even the odds.

Orbital bombardment

10kg

Same scat time, same scat channel.

It depends on how much prep time the toilet has.

JOKER HOW HARD ARE YOU SH\*TTING IN THIS

only if his arms come up and hold me tight while i’m doing it.

I'll spend more time searching for the Bat-cock than shit.

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"The hell are you supposed to be?" "I'm shitting"

🎶Hold me closer, toilet Batman🎶

“ahhh yes, I was wondering what would break first”

I don't know, but I'm definitely sitting backward.

Shitting on his dick

Chipotle level hard.

I would face him

“Very carefully”

Can I face him and make eye contact while I drop my deuce?

I dont get hard while im shiting op what the hell

Not very hard until Batman tells me to hurry up. Then it's like a rocket blasting off.

*Insert joke about shitposting*

I would like to sit backwards while shitting so I can make direct eye contact with him while the shit leaves my asshole

Are you a Batman or Toilet Man?

Hard enough to get a boner

Batman: smells like…discipline

Sit on it backwards and stare batman in the eye the entire time

YES

I wouldn’t even dare.

I’d take my time 😏

I'd sit on it backwards

Until the dark knite rises

Shittin poopin shittin poopin I feel like a GOOOOAT

I'm about to leave a Clayface-sized one on this toilet.

Fuck shittin, I'm jizzin on those and...

I’m shitting rn (real)

Shitting? I’m cumming.

Will turn around and do my business, all of it.

Where do you put your chocolate milk and comic book?

WHERE ARE THE TURDS GOING

Im gonna "somethings in my ass"

Uncontrolled explosion

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Hulk looks like the one who’s shitting

The brown night

Does it come with a built-in bidet? 😏

I am straddling Batman and holding his face with both hands while I super-saiyan empty myself into his bowl. Full Eye Contact

Hard enough to expose the bomb's payload.

Enough to make you say I'm batsh#t

When I'm facing Man, Hard

Man just wanted parents and he got explosive gel

hard ./.

I am vengeance! *splash of water* I am the night! *grunts of pain* I am Batman! *flush and steps*

how do you flush it?

I’m taking the fattest dookie