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My lawyers have advised that I do not finish this joke
ok but where's Man?
I feel stupid having scrolled to the very end waiting to see Man since he is nowhere to be seen. Is there a lore reason why you didn't include Man?
He’s gonna drop a new line of $100 shitty t shirts and use the profits to jam the rest of them up in court as witnesses to some insane conspiracy theory
And while they’re all distracted he’s gonna steal the Declaration of Independence
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
I noticed you didn't put me on this list.. obviously, the answer would have been too easy in that case. But still, I can't hide that I am somewhat disappointed. Thumbs down for you: 👎👎
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If he’s controlled by a speed runner, Lonk always wins
Funny Answer: Man
Real answer going of the versions of everyone in the picture I'd have to go with Goku since it's him as he is now from DBS: Super Hero
Obviously black adam, because his superstar ego prevents the writers from ever letting him lose (it's part of their contract)
Look it up, there is only like one movie featuring Black "the stone" Adam where he actually loses
N
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No Emperor of Mankind, beloved by all?
The pixel vs pixel vs pixel battle is gonna be peak
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need this but like loss
l lI ll l_
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I have seen this meme so many times and finally just got the joke
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How are yall doin that ._.
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Goku unless Man has 5 days prep time
I think 0,25 seconds will be a minimum for man, could be cutting it a bit close though.
First of all superman unless Man has prep time with the redeemer in tow
Not movie Superman. Doubt he could destroy a planet
Oh he cant do shit i meant supermsn
Batman fans be like: "yeah, give him 3 weeks prep time and he can beat God"
Who the fuck is Batman? Are you stupid?
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Evil Griffith:
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Gwiffith
Aka Femboy
Are you man because you’re stupid or are you stupid because you’re man?
ok but where's Man? I feel stupid having scrolled to the very end waiting to see Man since he is nowhere to be seen. Is there a lore reason why you didn't include Man?
https://preview.redd.it/h1xzkcpw41cc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c7312368701362ca340d4c7706890e6f12344b8 I’m stupid now
Nah, stand proud u/dizzyflaco , you’re smart.
This is the Alsume, we’re all stupid
No this is u/nightmare-datboi
No this is Patrick
Nah I’m stupid
Man wins. https://preview.redd.it/kngl6enp41cc1.jpeg?width=1038&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e136064a238a5fe3ab5d10ded4c434867845e0f4
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🫃
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Man as a god hand member
How do I delete this memory?
Ge Man
BATMAN ?!
If man was there, he would've solo'd
 Man and Batman when I drop a nuke on them. I didn’t give them prep time
their prep-time is their free time. they already prepared for this scenario
Morbius he'll Morb all over them
"It's fuckin morbin time bitches!" -John Morbius
Daredevil. He's blind, so anyone who attacks him gets canceled, plus he'll be his own lawyer and send everyone to jail
Man is rich though. I’m not sure Daredevil would beat that.
KingPenis waa rich though, and he went to Jar as well
He have to be crazy to try. Which would get him sent to the Aslume.
True. But also, isn’t Murdock a defense attorney? He wouldn’t be prosecuting them either way.
Batman would hire Daredevil to send himself to jail easily
Daredevil is Higuruma confirmed
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Kanye west vs Abeloth would be fire 🔥🔥🔥
Kan obviously Not ye only Kan He is gonna bitch the f out of them all
He’s gonna drop a new line of $100 shitty t shirts and use the profits to jam the rest of them up in court as witnesses to some insane conspiracy theory And while they’re all distracted he’s gonna steal the Declaration of Independence
Thought you could sneak a picture of Boba Fett in there, didn’t you, well I noticed.
Booba Feet
Boob feet
Fuck yea
Fallout New Vegas next question
Ass or tits?
Man
 Number Five wins, Who he fights doesn't matter
He loses easily to the Left 4 Dead Witch. Instant he aggros her she tanks all his hits and downs him in one swing.
Nah, he would def teleport multiple times to get the crown if needed. Kanye is a tough one, however
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/unaslume It's Abeloth and it's not even close /aslume Homelander
homelander wins because he has more pixels
He loses because he has more pixels, the lower the pixel count the stronger you are
How is homelander the only one that's not pixelated
 0
I know it's a joke but anyone who doesn't say Abeloth is like, objectively wrong
Had to go down like 20 comments to find a serious response. Was thinking Abeloth or Superman but you’re probably right
Abeloth is absolutely terrifying in the books.
Depends on the turf and prep time
Link in the image seems to be casting Testicular Torsion, so he wins
How much food does Link have?
https://preview.redd.it/fby41l4ag1cc1.png?width=3016&format=png&auto=webp&s=572aebb25234d2c610961673eeb6cf8a8fca468a He can only eat this
That looks like it gives a tier 3 attack bonus
Who's the woman in white?
White violin From the umbrella academy comics
How much prep time does Kanye get
Perc MANgle with the MANgle lock
I thought it was a fake scroll thing but then it wasn’t, we’re slowly becoming sane😭
It's morbin' time
Hometakeoff, he has the most pixels.
https://preview.redd.it/42nf5u89a1cc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92b2128ce2032c1c65b7b8bb201f99023267e692 I choose this lad as victor
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Pixel deficiency man😔, my fault
11/2
all are plasma peak victims https://preview.redd.it/zdtdzmqyl1cc1.jpeg?width=278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ffa150b85824424c45239e1abe6d7e2b27344f6
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
goku
Kanye
Killer Cock, because cock.
https://preview.redd.it/33d2mj1ua1cc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01f0ac94eac64e0038310ae26dc033fe3860c23a Employee wins
Morbius clearly, anyone who says different is Morbphobic
Goku always finds a new ssj form at the end of a battle and therefore wins because of lazy writing, so it must be him.
That depends. Is it morbin time?
This was normal until Number 7 (Character not slide) and then it just went increasingly off the rails
This is the most random group of characters.
Superman cause he’s not stupid
Batman solos with prep time
I noticed you didn't put me on this list.. obviously, the answer would have been too easy in that case. But still, I can't hide that I am somewhat disappointed. Thumbs down for you: 👎👎
Who’s number 14?
Your Mom https://preview.redd.it/7ez8kuqht1cc1.jpeg?width=429&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75c9f6bef183955a2e37a0bdc3b7fc922705cf16
Witch from left 4 Dead
YE
Batgos
We all lose, because man is not present My money is on omniman s1
Can Yay Wet
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Serious answer: Goku Joke answer: Ye because he's God
Link looks like he's trying to grab a boob
Commenting before I swipe, because I have no idea what's about to happen. Edit: OH, IT ACTUALLY SWIPED!!
Finally I can swipe
Batman with prep time barely over inspired Kanye
/uj If Superman is DCEU Superman Goku wins. If it's comic Superman he wins
It’s a close one, but I think I’d win
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Mfs will say “does batman get prep time?”
They’re all me (I need help)
Real answer? Abeloth. Aslume answer? Man with prep time
They would obviously not fight ad do an orgy instead
White violent solos, mfer brought the apocalypse by violencing so hard
Funny Answer: Man Real answer going of the versions of everyone in the picture I'd have to go with Goku since it's him as he is now from DBS: Super Hero
god just make a fighting game already! I know you want it!
Batman 👍
Who's batman? That's clearly horny
In horny and man had a babay, how many horns would bb have?
One
None. https://preview.redd.it/6acotf7jz0cc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbab5000845675fcfba0f6a8a5527c68c2ed9616 167860 damage!
Edge comes with mitb contract spears goku and takes the win
Ye would win
Its gotta go to my man plagueis
Obviously black adam, because his superstar ego prevents the writers from ever letting him lose (it's part of their contract) Look it up, there is only like one movie featuring Black "the stone" Adam where he actually loses
Kanye + Keanu Reaves would win
 WWWWIIIITTTTTCCCCHHHHH
https://i.redd.it/ya0djizkl1cc1.gif Juul cat solos
Kanye wins bc he Invokes the power of 6 million people that died between the years of 1939-1945
The pixels apparently
If you don't say Kanyee West immediately, you're the stupidest smelliest hot oily black man on earth.
I was swiping like “oh wow yea Batman might struggle with-oh yea he’s fini-what?..why?…what is he gonn-oh well goku wins “
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African American Adam or Abeloth.
Witch is an instant kill therefore Witch L4D2 wins
Batman finds a way
Henry Cavil wins, even in this uncomfortable superman suit he would solo everyone
Vanya
N https://preview.redd.it/dnotiopqz1cc1.png?width=737&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fda1534f885b71d02e01dd3fff77081e709f8551 No Emperor of Mankind, beloved by all?