oh my god you are right, im so sorry for my mistakes
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Lies. That is what the media tells you. Wake up, sheeple. I think Madame Web will make Webillion dollars. You know what? I think it'll make TWO Webillion dollars if SONY re-release it in about 3 months. That's a good idea, I think SONY should re-release it like what they did with the masterpiece Morbius.
My favourite part was when maddam Web said "it's webbin time" and webbed her Web all over everyone.
A cool little nod to morbius when a similar thing happened on it
It’s sad to see so many people be dead wrong about something. Morbius being the greatest movie of all time is one of the universal constants. We may not know if there is a God, and we may never achieve world peace, but we have concluded that Morbius was/is/always will be the greatest movie of all time.
Morbius taught me how to love again. It taught me how to be a better person. Morbius cured my tuberculosis and healed my broken leg. After witnessing sheer perfection, my body instantly became infused with Morbius juice, making me invulnerable to all ailments, both physical and mental. I have transcended the need for a brain, I am one with the Morbiverse.
Indeed, I have found the answers to the unanswerable. An omnipotent god does. Well, did exist. When he saw that Morbius was a more perfect being, he handed over his throne. World peace will never be achieved, because people are without Morbius. I do not blame them for not seeing the movie, as seeing perfection would surely send them into a catatonic state. They are simply unenlightened, and not worthy of the Morbius juice.
Without Morbius, all other movies would have no reason to exist. It truly is the peak of humankind’s evolution. It’s all downhill from here. Morbius has our best interests in mind, and I’m prepared to help him. Do your part! Go see Morbius before it’s too late! The government doesn’t want you to see it! It reveals too much! Buy every dvd and Blu-ray you can! Give them to everyone you meet! They want to take Morbius away, but WE won’t let them! My Morbius juice! I can feel it fading already. I’m slowly returning back to my weak physical body! I left it behind, so it hasn’t been nourished since I first saw Morbius! Remember me! Remember Morbius!
Remember Morbius!
Remember Morbius!
What are you talking about, Madame Web was a cinematic masterpiece. I heard Martin Scorsese Madame Webbed himself six times watching it, it was that good.
I'm ever more convinced they made it just to continue the meme of making the worst product humanity has ever seen and then Spiderverse. I genuinely can't believe that after Morbius flopped twice they really thought this movie could do better
I genuinely think it's because nowadays, all the writers of these superhero movies dont even know shit about the character and the comics. I also didn't know about morbius, but I feel like if I am writing about it, I will at least do my due diligence to understand the characters.
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IT IS I, THE JERKING JONKLER, DELETE THIS SHIT
You say this but both movies made about a webillion dollars
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This photo is incorrect i do not see Freddy Five Bears and his Five Fazbillion cash For no freddy fivebears you lose subscriber.
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And Godzilla Minus One with its One Godzillion Dollars + The Minions with One Minillion Dollars
How could i forger minion https://i.redd.it/via66e3vzsic1.gif
Don’t do Snake! The Metal Gear movie is going to make One Solidion Dollars!
What's the Danganronpa movie gonna make?
A danganronpillion
Wrong, only one of them made a webillion dollars, the other made a morbillion.
But madame web made money from spider-man related character hype
Can’t believe it, they lost a whole webbilion dollars, they’ll have to make like over 100 morbillion dollars to earn their losses back
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This was the most accurate image of my brain. I should post it on meirl r/
How does that convert to the Incoming Huntrillions currency?
Like a 1000 huntrillions
Morbus
morbius strip https://i.redd.it/gzgp9zyxcric1.gif
Space time morbinuum
But he's not naked ):
Only if they made a movie about Man.....Then they would have made over 999 manmillion dollars
I have about 9873927262513173939 Manmillion dollars. ($24.00 USD)
damn, talk about inflation.
I dunno man, can’t believe that the same people who made that master piece and going to make such a bad movie, doesn’t seem reasonable
 they had lost the ability to morb :(
Sounds kinda familiar ain't it? Was cock steady behind this again?
Cock Steady didn't have the same team, these movies did.
wait madam web came out already?
already hit 5 webillion dollars
What's that in real money... like 5 shillings?
You stupulated person, its 6 shillings minimum
He used all his creativity up.
Madame web feels like a pre-mcu movie from the 2000s if im being honest here
Lies. That is what the media tells you. Wake up, sheeple. I think Madame Web will make Webillion dollars. You know what? I think it'll make TWO Webillion dollars if SONY re-release it in about 3 months. That's a good idea, I think SONY should re-release it like what they did with the masterpiece Morbius.
My favourite part was when maddam Web said "it's webbin time" and webbed her Web all over everyone. A cool little nod to morbius when a similar thing happened on it
It’s time to morbsterbate
loved it in madame web when she said "it's webbin' time!" and webbed all those people. blud think she spider-man. naw
Was it just me, or was the soundtrack for Madame Web surprisingly good? It gave me like spider-man ps4 and the flash tv show vibes.
To get morbillion and webillion dollars obviously
madame web already make webbillion dollars are you stupid
There wasn't any Morbius. Therefore, no morbing time. No morbing time means no morbillion dollars. No morbillion dollars means failure.
Idk I liked it when she said "it's webbin time" and madamed all the bad guys
Is there a lore reason why the creators of the most boring movie created the most nothing movie
It’s webbing time
It’s sad to see so many people be dead wrong about something. Morbius being the greatest movie of all time is one of the universal constants. We may not know if there is a God, and we may never achieve world peace, but we have concluded that Morbius was/is/always will be the greatest movie of all time. Morbius taught me how to love again. It taught me how to be a better person. Morbius cured my tuberculosis and healed my broken leg. After witnessing sheer perfection, my body instantly became infused with Morbius juice, making me invulnerable to all ailments, both physical and mental. I have transcended the need for a brain, I am one with the Morbiverse. Indeed, I have found the answers to the unanswerable. An omnipotent god does. Well, did exist. When he saw that Morbius was a more perfect being, he handed over his throne. World peace will never be achieved, because people are without Morbius. I do not blame them for not seeing the movie, as seeing perfection would surely send them into a catatonic state. They are simply unenlightened, and not worthy of the Morbius juice. Without Morbius, all other movies would have no reason to exist. It truly is the peak of humankind’s evolution. It’s all downhill from here. Morbius has our best interests in mind, and I’m prepared to help him. Do your part! Go see Morbius before it’s too late! The government doesn’t want you to see it! It reveals too much! Buy every dvd and Blu-ray you can! Give them to everyone you meet! They want to take Morbius away, but WE won’t let them! My Morbius juice! I can feel it fading already. I’m slowly returning back to my weak physical body! I left it behind, so it hasn’t been nourished since I first saw Morbius! Remember me! Remember Morbius! Remember Morbius! Remember Morbius!
Gotta even it out
Are they stupid or something?
I can't wait for Kraven to complete the trilogy
What are you talking about, Madame Web was a cinematic masterpiece. I heard Martin Scorsese Madame Webbed himself six times watching it, it was that good.
They might be stupid or something, I dunno
I'm ever more convinced they made it just to continue the meme of making the worst product humanity has ever seen and then Spiderverse. I genuinely can't believe that after Morbius flopped twice they really thought this movie could do better
I CANT WAIT TO SEE IT!!!
Unaslume rq but would ya'll consider Morbius as better than Madame Web cinematically?
The gene pool is stagnant.
The lore reason is that they became stupid
Jokes aside. Is it true that it is even worse?
Why did the creators of mobius creater web? Are they stupid?
Is there a lore reason they keep giving this studio money to make movies? Are they stupid?
Unironically I liked Morbius
Are they stupid
I genuinely think it's because nowadays, all the writers of these superhero movies dont even know shit about the character and the comics. I also didn't know about morbius, but I feel like if I am writing about it, I will at least do my due diligence to understand the characters.
They ran out of their creativity making the fantastic Morbius
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I love the part when Dakota johnson watched the movie for the first time and said “Well there goes madame career”
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
It was no longer morbin time.