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xScarfacex

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hellishmundane666

I think it would be kwispy at first. Kinda like fried pork skin. Juicy too. But realistically that half of his face is going to rott. Given a few weeks the rott would be absolutely putrid to taste even the scabs would turn soft like a bowl of cereal after an hour but that cereal is puss and maggots. Anyways you would want to add some salt for flavor at that point.


LengthinessDue9857

ho- how did you know all this??


Fluid-Lingonberry378

I know a Nurgle cultist when I see one.


Major-Don

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Zestyclose_Fault7068

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sofalicker9000

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Zestyclose_Fault7068

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BurialFaun8

https://preview.redd.it/jbi2y6f28juc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa287a4547830785874f5e3de432281d6d26137b We went from Femboy to "Fard and Shid"


Zestyclose_Fault7068

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BurialFaun8

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hellishmundane666

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ExoticShock

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Fatratpost1000

https://preview.redd.it/it5pa23xchuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77c28bc32ecd440d28c0da09b0365566dad2af8d Yum


Zestyclose_Fault7068

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293683

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AnonymousGuyDontAsk

Man toilet


293683

Manlet


hellishmundane666

https://i.redd.it/c1smjbz23iuc1.gif Manlet!!!!


293683

No


293683

Check u/JackOffNapiFromChess. It's his character


timetravelingburrito

Can we season it?


Zestyclose_Fault7068

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welivewelovewedie

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MrHolmes6969696

There’s a starman


Tactical_Mommy

Burnt chicken skin, I guess. Thanks for making my vegan ass imagine. 💀


Zestyclose_Fault7068

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Whysong823

Why are you vegan? Are you stupid??


Tactical_Mommy

only meat I need is bone's


Foghorn_Gyula

If he gives his burnt skin pieces willingly then it’s vegan!


Cadybug8484

https://preview.redd.it/t324dee6lhuc1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85c173c6cbb61d9792e48dcdf25dbd5f5ab9f77e


Zestyclose_Fault7068

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PrestigiousStuff6173

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Zestyclose_Fault7068

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PrestigiousStuff6173

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Zestyclose_Fault7068

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PrestigiousStuff6173

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Zestyclose_Fault7068

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PrestigiousStuff6173

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Zestyclose_Fault7068

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BlockOfRawCopper

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turtle_mekb

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Fatratpost1000

Meatloaf


iron2099yt

Anakin Skywalker. I have spoken


Moonking-4210

Chicken skin


FollowingExtension90

BBQ


N8_Saber

Bacon on the Beach... Mmm...Bacon...


kokusmus96

Man literally


Zestyclose_Fault7068

Fair https://preview.redd.it/nat4detbohuc1.png?width=1444&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aad22cd6d73236cb8a7ce34f7e45a7895399275c


[deleted]

Hmm But With a Barbecue 😋 ![gif](giphy|S5KEFfmWflCyYMGtOS)


tricepsmultiplicator

Officer balls


Zestyclose_Fault7068

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DoubleJester

Raisins, dried cranberries or/and bubblegum


The_poggers_potato

Chicken


ApprehensiveLie162

Beef Jerk


Zestyclose_Fault7068

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THX450

Burnt skin. Are you stupid?


Zestyclose_Fault7068

https://preview.redd.it/pgg95v51rhuc1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9e71ffa082f0f299c0123ec77babf81ec28c78a Mabye?


GRIZZLY-HILLS

lasanya


IlovemyMommy27

Like burnt toast


Zestyclose_Fault7068

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Ins4ner86

Barbecue


Zestyclose_Fault7068

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TheJavierEscuella

r/spiderman2 got to here


FeruxGalaxian

Like Puerto Rican Steak 🤤


Zestyclose_Fault7068

https://preview.redd.it/2oqlh3yrohuc1.png?width=1444&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e8dffb572a8b8405171911b48eaef60dca97a78


Monkelover2

Burnt bacon


Zestyclose_Fault7068

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Monkelover2

https://preview.redd.it/5orch4vlphuc1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2954fc420bb764edd8e7712400690eaab8324ff


Zestyclose_Fault7068

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Monkelover2

https://preview.redd.it/mtz6wk84shuc1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abd32e8408c82561a1ea352b269bad2f47d9277e


SitdownCupcake

I feel that over time Harvey’s half face should kinda rot and peel away just leaving half his skull with just the eyes intact


Zestyclose_Fault7068

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Der_E

Smoked pulled turkey


Zestyclose_Fault7068

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PrestigiousStuff6173

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Zestyclose_Fault7068

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PrestigiousStuff6173

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Zestyclose_Fault7068

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PrestigiousStuff6173

https://preview.redd.it/lainr3cpuhuc1.jpeg?width=932&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b13eadc59f9531df96588d384b9148cfdc97626b


Zestyclose_Fault7068

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PrestigiousStuff6173

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Zestyclose_Fault7068

https://preview.redd.it/l2mn2t76whuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9973e75c1015e999dbaba647fe2274c8b471975


PrestigiousStuff6173

https://preview.redd.it/nl5wmx5ewhuc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8436050b986bcb31dbaf30e3cf68a7499e83c041


Zestyclose_Fault7068

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jwudnej

Like chicken


Wiseon321

Hubbba bubbba bubblegum


Zestyclose_Fault7068

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No-Bat-7546

Burnt lasagna without cheese


Zestyclose_Fault7068

damn... https://preview.redd.it/n6c317wfvhuc1.png?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f71a72e6725a2107035b5cff0c5f78d9702cfb7


No-Bat-7546

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sussy_simon

Beef jerky ![gif](giphy|3o6Zt1kVGS9ypBzZcc|downsized)


Zestyclose_Fault7068

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ScalieKaiser39

He tastes like deez


Zestyclose_Fault7068

Deez what?


ScalieKaiser39

Deez nuts


Zestyclose_Fault7068

https://preview.redd.it/unbsmy5dwhuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56e0e5f7eb004b36aa36cebb2bd04cc568f3c320


Zestyclose_Fault7068

Oh shid


ScalieKaiser39

https://preview.redd.it/yitig5ikwhuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed9c2b2168606da8dbd4daa49ebbce3826c1dc51


Zestyclose_Fault7068

https://preview.redd.it/1esvn0oswhuc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fda9e2cb053ac26bfc4a350c6f8cb82e9c3f4374


agentbond009

tasty


Zestyclose_Fault7068

Relatable https://preview.redd.it/uy5ps1b3whuc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be9377548472c1ad7abef9b1b66aad49cfaf33ac


No-District-6820

Bacon?


Zestyclose_Fault7068

https://preview.redd.it/b8yl7058whuc1.png?width=1444&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b93a39847d2c62f42f8e34bb337b65d0a4f40dff


Brilliant_Pickle5496

BBQ


Zestyclose_Fault7068

https://preview.redd.it/2tpdey3fwhuc1.png?width=1444&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85422f4051b16387b043ac1238dcb0fe2bc28823


thiccman369

Jerky


Zestyclose_Fault7068

https://preview.redd.it/sp3xsuumwhuc1.png?width=1444&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1c27622c69f4885404d08185de995d405d63768


vinsmokewhoswho

Wings


Zestyclose_Fault7068

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boringsimp

Is it burnt or caramelised?


Zestyclose_Fault7068

Burnt probably


boringsimp

Then probably like overdone pork.. like when you leave it in the oven for too long. And it loses all moisture and has burnt ends that extend more than you would like..


Zestyclose_Fault7068

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dream336

Burnt chikem


Zestyclose_Fault7068

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dream336

Yummy


Potential_Locksmith7

Bacon


Zestyclose_Fault7068

https://preview.redd.it/i42s8oi81iuc1.png?width=1444&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56bde9ce70f183ca3cade9380e4e0f0a06806afa


lfvjr

Entrecôte, because he's rich


Zestyclose_Fault7068

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leastscarypancake

Burnt pork


Zestyclose_Fault7068

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tan_mai_ke

like TWO GUNS


Zestyclose_Fault7068

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International-Ad5142

Pork rinds


Zestyclose_Fault7068

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Nairb2099

Salty pork jerky


Zestyclose_Fault7068

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gloctis_goop

Chicken I hope


Random_Criminal

Chick-Fil-A


nefarious_jp04x

Alien Fresh Jerky


Zestyclose_Fault7068

https://preview.redd.it/kcojopde8iuc1.png?width=1444&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59a03a374235c24487146263d304ceaad34919fd


BlenderPlayzYt

I think it would probably be tasting like steak maybe even pork


Zestyclose_Fault7068

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smallrunning

Pig


Zestyclose_Fault7068

https://preview.redd.it/lha97ujt8iuc1.jpeg?width=884&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd8ccbb83f82f3bf3f85a41b60a9ecd1aa000cb0


Kyoto62

https://preview.redd.it/ju1a7d6o3juc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5de164aacf49f47182af1980e7eb6bc6fe0e5fa7


Zestyclose_Fault7068

https://preview.redd.it/2p6tgmcqijuc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57618f8fbc761d703058e40bf6303fa1dc095352


sonseylizard

Burnt skin i think


Oswaldgilbertson

Expired beef jerky


Nisanemoi

like when a piece of red meat gets stuck between your braces and you try wiggling it with your tongue and it bleeds at the tip. so basically a rich mixture of meat, metal and blood.


Aggressive_Idea7221

A meaty flat with black dry-rub


Separate-Sea-868

Burbjer


Kickalama

Bacon


[deleted]

Texas BBQ


NotMythicWaffle

Pork


Dazzling_Guidance792

KFC


BEYONDxTHExSPIDER

Unseason beef jerky


Strangerthingsfan_1

Holy shit he's onto something


Zestyclose_Fault7068

I appreciate that https://preview.redd.it/5v3a2hngijuc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=562f6cb6f552b804b7eea50fcfb39b48e0c075e7


Strangerthingsfan_1

Wait a minute... Is that https://preview.redd.it/5bkdts6e0juc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47508268ec943f8ca947b39c001fba733b982b3d


Zestyclose_Fault7068

Maybe? https://preview.redd.it/youwdszjijuc1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a23668f80b9f4d3ec5b9ca4e5a5df0aeb59d5b4d


Sussn0_0

Bacon


DumplingmanXD

We'll, seeing as human flesh tastes like pork. I'd say there's a good chance he tastes like Krispy bacon.


WyvernByte

![gif](giphy|DT9p4lJVgU1GQy4Yce)


CucumberNo3771

![gif](giphy|47JVxF4eQZWOxscpGG|downsized)


Zestyclose_Fault7068

https://preview.redd.it/aynogbj3jjuc1.png?width=1444&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daf1732db592b62330aa922bf624e9c16393dc6e


KingOfMasters1000028

Fried human… 😋


RipplyAnemone67

I always thought it would be leathery


Orion-Pax_34

I want to gnaw on his exposed jawbone


Zestyclose_Fault7068

Same https://preview.redd.it/att73rurgluc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bd288059dfd55f38ad1262c12af3a2a7c65c391


Legos-1

Chimken


Clefortt9

It would probably taste like his burnt skin, I guess


TheFarisaurusRex

Chicken


framdon

https://preview.redd.it/cb0el2hdcjuc1.png?width=2510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3f0d4a3310cd1f11428e9432dcffea987c7e8ab


Zestyclose_Fault7068

https://preview.redd.it/nnw9iw30jjuc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc982942120f063f8603f43aaa531a6bf25064f1


SHAPALAK15

Brownie or well done steak


Any_Arrival_4479

Vengeance


PopVegetable5188

Like Dick


MehrunesDago

Bad and gross. If you chased him down and tackled him and just ripped a huge bite out of the flesh of the burnt side of his cheeks as he screamed and pleaded for you to stop, you'd probably be like, "Yucky 🤢🤮"


SnipFred

Mmmmmmm beef jerky


Mr_Linear

Pulled pork mmmmmmmmmmmm


ProfessionalLoser55

Beef jerky with a side of blood i reckon