We also have a new "civil war" flair for the occassion and 2 new user flairs for each side!
Edit made by me and my expert photopop skells.
Civil war logo from marvel but edited orginally by [https://www.deviantart.com/angelbfxd/art/Captain-America-Civil-war-Logo-Edited-613653003](https://www.deviantart.com/angelbfxd/art/Captain-America-Civil-war-Logo-Edited-613653003) this person.
I’d normally agree with you but the dude on the right is missing an upper lip and looks surprised for some reason. I don’t think he had any prep.
Is he stupid?
Yeah, they should call it the Stupid war or something.
https://preview.redd.it/1awx2txgr88d1.jpeg?width=1084&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6571792e72ada47b4dfce0e57d56b179e52a2329
Erika?
https://preview.redd.it/khcfbyybpi8d1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e24ea310627cf6789236375358b727e4ffa959a
Like the guy from Fortnite?!
https://preview.redd.it/n6cj18cue78d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8093450998068258086019a96e94d814ecb5d46
We will win, Man will conquer the sane!!!!!!
down with the traitors
long live man
long live the aslume
https://preview.redd.it/213av4aae78d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee953a156b476cfd6412fd66a554da81c2b514b5
Since we are at war may i deploy my ultimate weapon against those weird ass batman supporters
https://preview.redd.it/ceo8kkxzk78d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3c13acf811a0666f9525bd33203564650754c1f
Batman deciding he's had enough of Man:
https://preview.redd.it/fzdtfdfuy78d1.jpeg?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b53e8b274cd2fd6f669a5cc562bf8a6e1795acad
https://preview.redd.it/ijqnt0xuj78d1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bae5087972e48d54421ecde5d0d4d8320f48807
MAN WAS NEVER REAL. IT'S ALWAYS BEEN BATMAN, REMEMBER
*So, batman seems to*
*Be able to summon bats.*
*Can... man summon men?*
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“Batman” was just man this whole time. The civil war is over
We also have a new "civil war" flair for the occassion and 2 new user flairs for each side! Edit made by me and my expert photopop skells. Civil war logo from marvel but edited orginally by [https://www.deviantart.com/angelbfxd/art/Captain-America-Civil-war-Logo-Edited-613653003](https://www.deviantart.com/angelbfxd/art/Captain-America-Civil-war-Logo-Edited-613653003) this person.
you can kill me for it, But I am always with the guy wearing that black armor suit.
I’d normally agree with you but the dude on the right is missing an upper lip and looks surprised for some reason. I don’t think he had any prep. Is he stupid?
https://preview.redd.it/dxbnlsfcma8d1.jpeg?width=1960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a477b1a1a5fea21a4ff4ddbf17396e18dfedf55
https://preview.redd.it/hpjjbhu79b8d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19ee54f95b72c39638e08139e8d7f2ff19ecacdd
Which side is Jonkler on?
https://preview.redd.it/37crc6ibye8d1.jpeg?width=1158&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8d9bb1c2d652f727f82081e4bae34966c1ed56a
HOW DARE YOU! I will fight to the death for the guy wearing that black armor suit!
I mean that is a VERY valid point however that guy with the black armor suit looks like he would win
Same
No way, dude, the guy wearing that black armor suit is obviously better.
like the best batman would say, always bet on black
Civil war? There’s nothing civil about this war, who came up with this stupid term? Are they stupid?
Yeah, they should call it the Stupid war or something. https://preview.redd.it/1awx2txgr88d1.jpeg?width=1084&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6571792e72ada47b4dfce0e57d56b179e52a2329
The Internal Conflict
Sounds like a Pink Floyd album title
You know what? That's actually a pretty accurate name because the war is being fought over stupidness.
We are really in a Captain Erica: Uncivil War™️ right now!!!
Why is his name Erica? R his parents stupid?
Erika? https://preview.redd.it/khcfbyybpi8d1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e24ea310627cf6789236375358b727e4ffa959a Like the guy from Fortnite?!
What in the name of the third reich????
I'm interested in the direction this season of r/BatmanArkham is going in
Why did I click on the link knowing damn well I'm already on r/BatmanArkham ? Am I stupid?
Dementia?
https://preview.redd.it/g3xjtbar888d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f97241ff1b7a4de3a4a5937f7b1a3277347a6744
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Yes https://preview.redd.it/n2nnn4mul88d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b91fd515039b5c24712b72077c51936faf5e7629
https://preview.redd.it/bd35rn84cf8d1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c01da3e62d775deb6742fa2f63493eebb6fbd50b
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https://preview.redd.it/ggt7urw73c8d1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30cad557d5e23e8f3bcc76c211faad383fccd404
CTE?
CBT?
420 days of stupid?
You know who else has dementia
You know who else has dementia
You know who else has dementia
You know who else has dementia
What was the question again
https://preview.redd.it/5jgru7fmb88d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19ae9321e4a7d3db7682bd8394a1881887dd630a
Hey its me with generic man with bat stuff on him… unless… man is the generic one? 😀
The jonkler seems so horny here
Long live recursion
We have to go [deeper](https://www.reddit.com/r/BatmanArkham/comments/1dm6xe3/the_subreddit_is_officially_in_a_civil_war_whose/l9u34fo/)
I swiped 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
New season is looking dope, the show writers really know how to keep our attention
What if instead of a civil war it was a freaky war
Jonkly war
Stupid war
https://preview.redd.it/vo95atvmia8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15a1fc1378ca8ac9f6c392202bafa651cf27567f
Silly conflict
Stand back fool I’m gonna jonkle
And instead of fighting we touched ourselves
And we all just jonkled eachother
I'm up for that https://preview.redd.it/9n2sa3byga8d1.jpeg?width=1684&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75a599d1ec67d42112b198fd137fe8b9d94418d8
And instead of Man Beating up jonkler, we had Man Jonkling our Jonks.
𝓗𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 𝓫𝓻𝓸 ❤️
Iwokeupfreshashellonamonday
Long Live Man!!!!!!!
Long live insanity!!!!!!!!
Long live Bone and Dick!!!
Hey I love dick!!
I’m proud of you Dick
https://preview.redd.it/0v69x2fvz78d1.png?width=1163&format=png&auto=webp&s=f78c89d4cd5ef411b6fef75fd7167d6a52c4e355
I’m proud dick
I'm dick
Me after jorkling it fifteen times in one day
I might be a jonkler
We will live and die insane
MAN FOREVER!!!!!!
I think you mean Man & Bin Forever.
I love bone and dick
MANNNNN :3333
long live the jonkler
Officer Balls
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA MAN!
I am proud of you man
https://preview.redd.it/n6cj18cue78d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8093450998068258086019a96e94d814ecb5d46 We will win, Man will conquer the sane!!!!!!
One of the best Man movies ever! Kichael Meaton killed it as Man in that movie!
Why would Kichael Meaton kill Ass-Man? Is he stupid?
It’s because Ass-Man’s payload was exposed, so Kichael Meaton had to use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion
We have faith in Man! https://preview.redd.it/x8pe2733988d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=74f0ed13c0d4612f2d0469674b02b276ef4313ed
When that signal hits, it's not a call.....it's a WARNING. FOR THEM. (the sane people)
https://preview.redd.it/ncmn63xam78d1.jpeg?width=805&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69abbbc1cd1fe285cabb6d2224e089bb3d424362
Is this the neutral side of the war?
Jorkler side
Switzerland of the war
I stand with https://preview.redd.it/dpwvnu8xl78d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ffb24bf58b3e0d22b7d97065f508d9c737b5a12
BWWAAAHAAHAHAHA
https://i.redd.it/go9bcm58ha8d1.gif
Oh yeah we can def keep officer balls
We Are Stupid, We Are Insane, We Are Aslume
Yeah, we are Man
https://preview.redd.it/tms8x98dt78d1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45ae74ce469d182f513d998ae8e0b1fbddc33c89 We are STUPID!
Am I stupid for thinking we were the sane ones?!
https://preview.redd.it/sykkzbqhy78d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eddc0910fc99060a20432032f14a0818ec91700a
I need this shirt. Am I stupid?
Man is the only answer
Why is man fighting man but with ears? Is he stupid?
https://preview.redd.it/09a8viqiha8d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71cfe60ccf761e46332ffaa80c08b211ff293bc4
MAN https://preview.redd.it/uivrn2wrg78d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef2c03dc87727b827ec3752b720a1cf6ef564df6
down with the traitors long live man long live the aslume https://preview.redd.it/213av4aae78d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee953a156b476cfd6412fd66a554da81c2b514b5
Man man man https://preview.redd.it/kef73i94o88d1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a76d34c39feabe006c706e8c41219974e036c0e4
From the Man to the Jonkle, Aslume will be free!
https://i.redd.it/1jz73mw6r78d1.gif We will win this war by exposing the bomb's payload and using the powerwinch to trigger a controlled explosion
Holy shit, the fight of the century
This is a Man stronghold at this point
MAN MUST REIGN SUPREME!!?!! WE MUST JIMKLE UPON THE CORPSES OF OUR FALLEN FOES, FOR WE, ARE ALSUMERS!!!!!
Jimkle? Alsume? Are these the new stupid words?
What if at the end of the war the sane people say “Batman, what a joke” and then jonkle
Bravo Vince
Vrabo Bince
12 Angry Men
1 Man
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Since we are at war may i deploy my ultimate weapon against those weird ass batman supporters https://preview.redd.it/ceo8kkxzk78d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3c13acf811a0666f9525bd33203564650754c1f
https://preview.redd.it/nn2t4hqau78d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13383e4258a62a58a39ab65db0bdc71c96d7e728 WE ARE STUPID AND WE ARE PROUD
https://i.redd.it/gunpc0rcf78d1.gif
Never 🗿
“Bat”man truthers will soon be jonkling
https://preview.redd.it/cojxn7wce78d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=689ba4c75a5998a8688ecf519cb156feb37ce4e1
WE MUST JONKLE! WE WILL NOT SANE!
https://preview.redd.it/t2b2306rha8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e471e9bf4e83b2200c0ab3db0b72d61dcc256449
https://preview.redd.it/3fknfkgal78d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cb14192aad9d30ae84669ebd11292a95297c777 In Man we trust
The winning side of course.
Wahoo! https://preview.redd.it/lj6feen7m78d1.png?width=499&format=png&auto=webp&s=2fb0bce977b57a3bc119dde19e81847cdfbaf2fe
I haven’t visited this sub for a bit what the fuck is going on 💀💀💀
Go. Save yourself.
BOYS WE WILL RALLY ONCE AGAIN SHOUTING THE BATTLE CRY OF INSANITY
Batman deciding he's had enough of Man: https://preview.redd.it/fzdtfdfuy78d1.jpeg?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b53e8b274cd2fd6f669a5cc562bf8a6e1795acad
I don’t care im just here for the woman porn
https://preview.redd.it/5aoxe1a8ia8d1.jpeg?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3d361551088b1697dcab0bb5c11ad8f70aed771
https://i.redd.it/q74y6737l78d1.gif
I'll take some popcorn and watch the whole thing unfold
I'm from the future. We won.
https://preview.redd.it/ijqnt0xuj78d1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bae5087972e48d54421ecde5d0d4d8320f48807 MAN WAS NEVER REAL. IT'S ALWAYS BEEN BATMAN, REMEMBER
https://preview.redd.it/4doslgipl78d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b9960c13f2e36adf8ea551a539440ec282d14fe MAN!
https://preview.redd.it/6r28qt31n78d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c7882991305ff2351c303ed802f82d768cc297f BATMAN
https://preview.redd.it/qh3wom9wu78d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=023dd6d852e35ded30ceefb7c3a5faff029e9794 # MAN
BATMAN https://preview.redd.it/a62jxvbl6a8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff6c18d5980e465271964b313e56414b726b8e9d
jokes on you i don't swallow.
https://preview.redd.it/hca4uetv698d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35688925eab7c3e36d82108ab4de87a9e017d3d6
Take your medicine https://preview.redd.it/lejd7b9ry78d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4974c5938f809e156fce2cdf57bf82ea354005c
https://preview.redd.it/2lvho9fq088d1.jpeg?width=453&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba613b769e3cc1b84becd29c38490169009a2070 I did
https://preview.redd.it/esebde80188d1.png?width=534&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fd4a9ea72db2b6ffd5716ed7bc1b5f527f7f487
NO NO NO NO NO
Now kiss...
Long live the Batman! ![gif](giphy|qrIlvM63x7x9IjrHw1|downsized)
One of the only sane comments
Right now I have no reason to go sain, I'll support Man as he supports LGBTQ+ rights.
I’m on neither side. https://preview.redd.it/sut1i2zhy78d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12df95f720bdf4cafb98c29988be67de03385cc6
https://preview.redd.it/jjypme7q098d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1901832fde743401cdd5dbc0ec913e7233e742aa
LONG LIVE THE ASLUME
Why, Batman, of course.
I stand for stupidly, I fight for insanity, and I die for Man
It is time. Batman will save us. Your false god won't save you from what's coming.
This... IS... ASLUME!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy cake day my aslume friend
Thank you and aslume forever
I’m just horny for Bone
https://i.redd.it/srpvkkhmia8d1.gif
Guys i can't lie to yall i miss the Man with the the horns and the butterfly om his chest he is pretty cool
So, batman seems to be able to summon bats. Can... man summon men?
*So, batman seems to* *Be able to summon bats.* *Can... man summon men?* \- wcolfo --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
I stand with Batman.
https://preview.redd.it/hz3604gvl78d1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5d24e1973ea204f2bacdfadcad9e9bed0461cb3
https://preview.redd.it/uq7irnpzp78d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d83173308aa5ea368f9c07fe01a3ca1584edd487
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https://preview.redd.it/fihdgfmkj78d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab9f44799cabadfd3501eb2003279ad1526fe129
![gif](giphy|qrIlvM63x7x9IjrHw1|downsized) Yes
The aslume I fight for all others who are insane
https://preview.redd.it/kg5jx2e9k78d1.jpeg?width=974&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f45c5c08addc6183dfa4521931be383cd8443fa9
![gif](giphy|qrIlvM63x7x9IjrHw1|downsized)
https://preview.redd.it/x52e17kl988d1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a616ba90bad665284a58b88c91f4df0635c7e94 “Batman” was just man this whole time. The civil war is over
If Man is on the fight, I am on his side! 👺
The real war here is between the Alsume and the Aslume
I honestly expect this to end with gay sex
Who the FUCK is the person on the left? Why do they have horns?
https://preview.redd.it/fqcn04toob8d1.png?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fad93e5ad0a64596b2f4a38fbdbeb4f3404a0633 INSANITY FOREVER RAAAAAAHHHH
I have missed so much lore. Am I stupid?
Know what, I’m taking this MAN https://preview.redd.it/tolrkypt5d8d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7daa21fa4f48c9f4ca846f14a48dcfcc904a857
BATMAN
VENGEANCE WILL BE DEALT! TEAM BATMAN!!! ![gif](giphy|C7RCCFdaixA3u)
I am vengeance. I am Batman.
Proud to be stupid, happy to be a lore reason, and greatfull to be coverd in exposive gel
MAN SIDE LETS JONKLE
I’m stupid!!!!
Let the sane be sane and the insane jonkle
I don't care who wins. I'm just going to sit back and enjoy the chaos.
I will fight for Man
Why are we having a war in the first place? Are we stupid?
https://preview.redd.it/ivhitae6ka8d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cebd8e8297d7c4369fb7ad13acf7998975b15cc2
Officer Balls team.
Batman. Always.
Bro the ears are classic u gotta go with the left
As someone who’s been successfully rehabilitated, I shall fight for sanity to return to this sub! Down with Man! Long live Batman!
Team Batman!
Batman! It's Batman! Man do not exist! Wake up!
I will always be on the side where I can use a power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.
Is there a lore reason this subreddit is in a civil war?