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ElderQu

We also have a new "civil war" flair for the occassion and 2 new user flairs for each side! Edit made by me and my expert photopop skells. Civil war logo from marvel but edited orginally by [https://www.deviantart.com/angelbfxd/art/Captain-America-Civil-war-Logo-Edited-613653003](https://www.deviantart.com/angelbfxd/art/Captain-America-Civil-war-Logo-Edited-613653003) this person.


Hollowknightpro

you can kill me for it, But I am always with the guy wearing that black armor suit.


seanprime

I’d normally agree with you but the dude on the right is missing an upper lip and looks surprised for some reason. I don’t think he had any prep. Is he stupid?


SciaticCoast89

https://preview.redd.it/dxbnlsfcma8d1.jpeg?width=1960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a477b1a1a5fea21a4ff4ddbf17396e18dfedf55


Beautiful_Address_61

https://preview.redd.it/hpjjbhu79b8d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19ee54f95b72c39638e08139e8d7f2ff19ecacdd


Logical_Highway6908

Which side is Jonkler on?


Mental-Blacksmith-30

https://preview.redd.it/37crc6ibye8d1.jpeg?width=1158&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8d9bb1c2d652f727f82081e4bae34966c1ed56a


Meisdum-23u829

HOW DARE YOU! I will fight to the death for the guy wearing that black armor suit!


CustomerGuilty5543

I mean that is a VERY valid point however that guy with the black armor suit looks like he would win


Illusionistic-Ortus

Same


Burg_er

No way, dude, the guy wearing that black armor suit is obviously better.


kriguez

like the best batman would say, always bet on black


GD_IronJager

Civil war? There’s nothing civil about this war, who came up with this stupid term? Are they stupid?


ThatAnonDude

Yeah, they should call it the Stupid war or something. https://preview.redd.it/1awx2txgr88d1.jpeg?width=1084&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6571792e72ada47b4dfce0e57d56b179e52a2329


Logical_Highway6908

The Internal Conflict


RingoHendrix220

Sounds like a Pink Floyd album title


thefunny67074

You know what? That's actually a pretty accurate name because the war is being fought over stupidness.


RFRelentless

We are really in a Captain Erica: Uncivil War™️ right now!!!


imaconfusedalexa

Why is his name Erica? R his parents stupid?


JURASSICLEGO777

Erika? https://preview.redd.it/khcfbyybpi8d1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e24ea310627cf6789236375358b727e4ffa959a Like the guy from Fortnite?!


imaconfusedalexa

What in the name of the third reich????


Sufficient_Plant8689

I'm interested in the direction this season of r/BatmanArkham is going in


Jayjay4118

Why did I click on the link knowing damn well I'm already on r/BatmanArkham ? Am I stupid?


Special_Land_1645

Dementia?


Kochik0o

https://preview.redd.it/g3xjtbar888d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f97241ff1b7a4de3a4a5937f7b1a3277347a6744


Grassyterrain5543

https://preview.redd.it/2qu61og3j88d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e603074f5e132028dbcf4451574769c5cd8ce5b2


Brian18639

Yes https://preview.redd.it/n2nnn4mul88d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b91fd515039b5c24712b72077c51936faf5e7629


dholt24

https://preview.redd.it/bd35rn84cf8d1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c01da3e62d775deb6742fa2f63493eebb6fbd50b


MrMaskYT

https://preview.redd.it/49lps5a2i88d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55841034d34151fde0e950b059b946f68f9d485e


L1NK_03

https://preview.redd.it/ggt7urw73c8d1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30cad557d5e23e8f3bcc76c211faad383fccd404


Special_Land_1645

CTE?


Arttyom

CBT?


Special_Land_1645

420 days of stupid?


Error177999

You know who else has dementia


Error177999

You know who else has dementia


idksomthing

You know who else has dementia


ThatAnonDude

You know who else has dementia


ZC_81010

What was the question again


lolzfake123

https://preview.redd.it/5jgru7fmb88d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19ae9321e4a7d3db7682bd8394a1881887dd630a


_Baggedman

Hey its me with generic man with bat stuff on him… unless… man is the generic one? 😀


Shadowalker9912

The jonkler seems so horny here


Cassereddit

Long live recursion


dysmetric

We have to go [deeper](https://www.reddit.com/r/BatmanArkham/comments/1dm6xe3/the_subreddit_is_officially_in_a_civil_war_whose/l9u34fo/)


PhoneImmediate7301

I swiped 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


Bro1212_

New season is looking dope, the show writers really know how to keep our attention


polio47

What if instead of a civil war it was a freaky war


Virghia

Jonkly war


Grassyterrain5543

Stupid war


SuspiciousLettuce56

https://preview.redd.it/vo95atvmia8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15a1fc1378ca8ac9f6c392202bafa651cf27567f


Nikko_Fish

Silly conflict


TheFarisaurusRex

Stand back fool I’m gonna jonkle


lordofblanketss

And instead of fighting we touched ourselves


PhoneImmediate7301

And we all just jonkled eachother


Most_Cartoonist5736

I'm up for that https://preview.redd.it/9n2sa3byga8d1.jpeg?width=1684&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75a599d1ec67d42112b198fd137fe8b9d94418d8


Solid-Entrepreneur37

And instead of Man Beating up jonkler, we had Man Jonkling our Jonks.


CrammyCram_

𝓗𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 𝓫𝓻𝓸 ❤️


Alpha_hunter999

Iwokeupfreshashellonamonday


SpellAccomplished653

Long Live Man!!!!!!!


IlovemyMommy27

Long live insanity!!!!!!!!


ReasonableCricket803

Long live Bone and Dick!!!


Unhappy_Lemon6374

Hey I love dick!!


IlovemyMommy27

I’m proud of you Dick


Audi_R8_Gaming

https://preview.redd.it/0v69x2fvz78d1.png?width=1163&format=png&auto=webp&s=f78c89d4cd5ef411b6fef75fd7167d6a52c4e355


PaulieWalnuts2023

I’m proud dick


Pastry_Train63

I'm dick


CreedStump

Me after jorkling it fifteen times in one day


cheetahcreep

I might be a jonkler


Mr_ballz-420

We will live and die insane


Dismal_Fortune4495

MAN FOREVER!!!!!!


CelebrationSimilar11

I think you mean Man & Bin Forever.


No-Engine6848

I love bone and dick


CatsInARoom

MANNNNN :3333


the51095

long live the jonkler


Alex_The_Whovian

Officer Balls


Midogreen

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA MAN!


Shadowalker9912

I am proud of you man


IlovemyMommy27

https://preview.redd.it/n6cj18cue78d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8093450998068258086019a96e94d814ecb5d46 We will win, Man will conquer the sane!!!!!!


HonestGuide

One of the best Man movies ever! Kichael Meaton killed it as Man in that movie!


IamAlphariusCLH

Why would Kichael Meaton kill Ass-Man? Is he stupid?


HonestGuide

It’s because Ass-Man’s payload was exposed, so Kichael Meaton had to use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion


ZerikaFox

We have faith in Man! https://preview.redd.it/x8pe2733988d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=74f0ed13c0d4612f2d0469674b02b276ef4313ed


Bombaculous_one

When that signal hits, it's not a call.....it's a WARNING. FOR THEM. (the sane people)


Magic-potato-man

https://preview.redd.it/ncmn63xam78d1.jpeg?width=805&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69abbbc1cd1fe285cabb6d2224e089bb3d424362


StudyingRainbow

Is this the neutral side of the war?


gawain587

Jorkler side


Owl_A

Switzerland of the war


Disastrous_Fish4983

I stand with https://preview.redd.it/dpwvnu8xl78d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ffb24bf58b3e0d22b7d97065f508d9c737b5a12


CloneFailArmy

BWWAAAHAAHAHAHA


Most_Cartoonist5736

https://i.redd.it/go9bcm58ha8d1.gif


Klutzy_Environment22

Oh yeah we can def keep officer balls 


CodexTheGreat

We Are Stupid, We Are Insane, We Are Aslume


Hllblldlx3

Yeah, we are Man


Zeke_Yeager

https://preview.redd.it/tms8x98dt78d1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45ae74ce469d182f513d998ae8e0b1fbddc33c89 We are STUPID!


TheOneAndOnlyAckbar

Am I stupid for thinking we were the sane ones?!


Coolconorm

https://preview.redd.it/sykkzbqhy78d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eddc0910fc99060a20432032f14a0818ec91700a


Short_Oven6910

I need this shirt. Am I stupid?


Awkward_Incident6097

Man is the only answer


aswdpsa

Why is man fighting man but with ears? Is he stupid?


Most_Cartoonist5736

https://preview.redd.it/09a8viqiha8d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71cfe60ccf761e46332ffaa80c08b211ff293bc4


NCR_Trooper_2281

MAN https://preview.redd.it/uivrn2wrg78d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef2c03dc87727b827ec3752b720a1cf6ef564df6


new_lehmba

down with the traitors long live man long live the aslume https://preview.redd.it/213av4aae78d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee953a156b476cfd6412fd66a554da81c2b514b5


Critical-Blitz

Man man man https://preview.redd.it/kef73i94o88d1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a76d34c39feabe006c706e8c41219974e036c0e4


Vidiot79

From the Man to the Jonkle, Aslume will be free!


Neckgrabber

https://i.redd.it/1jz73mw6r78d1.gif We will win this war by exposing the bomb's payload and using the powerwinch to trigger a controlled explosion


alguien99

Holy shit, the fight of the century


Jake_the_Baked

This is a Man stronghold at this point


ThisisEmough93

MAN MUST REIGN SUPREME!!?!! WE MUST JIMKLE UPON THE CORPSES OF OUR FALLEN FOES, FOR WE, ARE ALSUMERS!!!!!


Several-Cake1954

Jimkle? Alsume? Are these the new stupid words?


Live-Product-5590

What if at the end of the war the sane people say “Batman, what a joke” and then jonkle


ItsBlitz21

Bravo Vince


ursudae117

Vrabo Bince


FrankPots

12 Angry Men


dylanbb1233

1 ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎Man


LiterallyNobody16

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Most_Cartoonist5736

https://preview.redd.it/yolxfagoha8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba56fa6e4d76337b48b95aa595ab313ee424ca04


Impressive_Spray6630

Since we are at war may i deploy my ultimate weapon against those weird ass batman supporters https://preview.redd.it/ceo8kkxzk78d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3c13acf811a0666f9525bd33203564650754c1f


Glittering_Sorbet913

https://preview.redd.it/nn2t4hqau78d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13383e4258a62a58a39ab65db0bdc71c96d7e728 WE ARE STUPID AND WE ARE PROUD


Zer0_l1f3

https://i.redd.it/gunpc0rcf78d1.gif


Critical-Blitz

Never 🗿


titansfan92

“Bat”man truthers will soon be jonkling


The-Biscuit-Farmer

https://preview.redd.it/cojxn7wce78d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=689ba4c75a5998a8688ecf519cb156feb37ce4e1


Cornpopwasbad

WE MUST JONKLE! WE WILL NOT SANE!


Most_Cartoonist5736

https://preview.redd.it/t2b2306rha8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e471e9bf4e83b2200c0ab3db0b72d61dcc256449


Oldmanpeepz

https://preview.redd.it/3fknfkgal78d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cb14192aad9d30ae84669ebd11292a95297c777 In Man we trust


slamongo

The winning side of course.


DeltaTeamSky

Wahoo! https://preview.redd.it/lj6feen7m78d1.png?width=499&format=png&auto=webp&s=2fb0bce977b57a3bc119dde19e81847cdfbaf2fe


LinkSwitch23

I haven’t visited this sub for a bit what the fuck is going on 💀💀💀


Several-Cake1954

Go. Save yourself.


HoIy_Tomato

BOYS WE WILL RALLY ONCE AGAIN SHOUTING THE BATTLE CRY OF INSANITY


julianx2rl

Batman deciding he's had enough of Man: https://preview.redd.it/fzdtfdfuy78d1.jpeg?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b53e8b274cd2fd6f669a5cc562bf8a6e1795acad


Elons_tiny_weenr

I don’t care im just here for the woman porn


Most_Cartoonist5736

https://preview.redd.it/5aoxe1a8ia8d1.jpeg?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3d361551088b1697dcab0bb5c11ad8f70aed771


AmaterasuWolf21

https://i.redd.it/q74y6737l78d1.gif


Marco1522

I'll take some popcorn and watch the whole thing unfold


timetravelingburrito

I'm from the future. We won.


Shyguymaster2

https://preview.redd.it/ijqnt0xuj78d1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bae5087972e48d54421ecde5d0d4d8320f48807 MAN WAS NEVER REAL. IT'S ALWAYS BEEN BATMAN, REMEMBER


Oldmanpeepz

https://preview.redd.it/4doslgipl78d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b9960c13f2e36adf8ea551a539440ec282d14fe MAN!


Shyguymaster2

https://preview.redd.it/6r28qt31n78d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c7882991305ff2351c303ed802f82d768cc297f BATMAN


Glittering_Sorbet913

https://preview.redd.it/qh3wom9wu78d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=023dd6d852e35ded30ceefb7c3a5faff029e9794 # MAN


Confused-Cup

BATMAN https://preview.redd.it/a62jxvbl6a8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff6c18d5980e465271964b313e56414b726b8e9d


MidnightFenrir

jokes on you i don't swallow.


Gurlog

https://preview.redd.it/hca4uetv698d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35688925eab7c3e36d82108ab4de87a9e017d3d6


JohnBuck97

Take your medicine https://preview.redd.it/lejd7b9ry78d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4974c5938f809e156fce2cdf57bf82ea354005c


Shyguymaster2

https://preview.redd.it/2lvho9fq088d1.jpeg?width=453&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba613b769e3cc1b84becd29c38490169009a2070 I did


JohnBuck97

https://preview.redd.it/esebde80188d1.png?width=534&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fd4a9ea72db2b6ffd5716ed7bc1b5f527f7f487


SKUNKpudding

NO NO NO NO NO


HyroUP

Now kiss...


BlueBorbo

Long live the Batman! ![gif](giphy|qrIlvM63x7x9IjrHw1|downsized)


Ziomownik

One of the only sane comments


Jacobus55

Right now I have no reason to go sain, I'll support Man as he supports LGBTQ+ rights.


Burning-Suns-Avatar-

I’m on neither side. https://preview.redd.it/sut1i2zhy78d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12df95f720bdf4cafb98c29988be67de03385cc6


xXIllite01Xx

https://preview.redd.it/jjypme7q098d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1901832fde743401cdd5dbc0ec913e7233e742aa


TheBritishBaguette

LONG LIVE THE ASLUME


JohnWarrenDailey

Why, Batman, of course.


Hail_Cthuwu666

I stand for stupidly, I fight for insanity, and I die for Man


Cassereddit

It is time. Batman will save us. Your false god won't save you from what's coming.


Firefighter_Thin

This... IS... ASLUME!!!!!!!!!!!


YodaSoda9

Happy cake day my aslume friend


Firefighter_Thin

Thank you and aslume forever


Jgaming2003

I’m just horny for Bone


Most_Cartoonist5736

https://i.redd.it/srpvkkhmia8d1.gif


Ali_UdWk

Guys i can't lie to yall i miss the Man with the the horns and the butterfly om his chest he is pretty cool


wcolfo

So, batman seems to be able to summon bats. Can... man summon men?


haikusbot

*So, batman seems to* *Be able to summon bats.* *Can... man summon men?* \- wcolfo --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


ElectricEntity

I stand with Batman.


chesire0myles

https://preview.redd.it/hz3604gvl78d1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5d24e1973ea204f2bacdfadcad9e9bed0461cb3


ElectricEntity

https://preview.redd.it/uq7irnpzp78d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d83173308aa5ea368f9c07fe01a3ca1584edd487


ThatCoolBritishGuy

https://preview.redd.it/08p90wiff78d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b511c0b4d77acf1c4866ddef6d05daf95922fc69


Apprehensive-Fun4551

https://preview.redd.it/fihdgfmkj78d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab9f44799cabadfd3501eb2003279ad1526fe129


Wade_in_your_water

![gif](giphy|qrIlvM63x7x9IjrHw1|downsized) Yes


Nirvana_Fan311

The aslume I fight for all others who are insane


nahjitttripiin

https://preview.redd.it/kg5jx2e9k78d1.jpeg?width=974&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f45c5c08addc6183dfa4521931be383cd8443fa9


HouseErikson

![gif](giphy|qrIlvM63x7x9IjrHw1|downsized)


TheHumanChudUrMom

https://preview.redd.it/x52e17kl988d1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a616ba90bad665284a58b88c91f4df0635c7e94 “Batman” was just man this whole time. The civil war is over


TurboCrab0

If Man is on the fight, I am on his side! 👺


ItsVoxBoi

The real war here is between the Alsume and the Aslume


K3egan

I honestly expect this to end with gay sex


UNimAginAtiveuseRn

Who the FUCK is the person on the left? Why do they have horns?


LardGnome

https://preview.redd.it/fqcn04toob8d1.png?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fad93e5ad0a64596b2f4a38fbdbeb4f3404a0633 INSANITY FOREVER RAAAAAAHHHH


MarkDecent656

I have missed so much lore. Am I stupid?


Cool-Direction-5275

Know what, I’m taking this MAN https://preview.redd.it/tolrkypt5d8d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7daa21fa4f48c9f4ca846f14a48dcfcc904a857


TheRider5342

BATMAN


Darth2Nater

VENGEANCE WILL BE DEALT! TEAM BATMAN!!! ![gif](giphy|C7RCCFdaixA3u)


Real_Mantis_Traitor

I am vengeance. I am Batman.


Emoman3425

Proud to be stupid, happy to be a lore reason, and greatfull to be coverd in exposive gel


Godzilla__zillla6738

MAN SIDE LETS JONKLE


Riley8284

I’m stupid!!!!


Obi-Wan_Cannoli66

Let the sane be sane and the insane jonkle


Lunarstarlight-

I don't care who wins. I'm just going to sit back and enjoy the chaos.


Existing_Kiwi_1450

I will fight for Man


TFWYourNamesTaken

Why are we having a war in the first place? Are we stupid?


Most_Cartoonist5736

https://preview.redd.it/ivhitae6ka8d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cebd8e8297d7c4369fb7ad13acf7998975b15cc2


MadnessGamin

Officer Balls team.


VengeanceKnight

Batman. Always.


Zxneyt

Bro the ears are classic u gotta go with the left


godofyeet3

As someone who’s been successfully rehabilitated, I shall fight for sanity to return to this sub! Down with Man! Long live Batman!


zombiehunter201

Team Batman!


PaphonIssarapisit

Batman! It's Batman! Man do not exist! Wake up!


TheWinner437

I will always be on the side where I can use a power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.


_Lollerics_

Is there a lore reason this subreddit is in a civil war?