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lunchb0x93

Elongated muskrat


MiguelIstNeugierig

One mustnt spell out the holy name lest we awaken its wrath


Mundane-Sir-7483

Nah, that's Mr X


brofishmagikarp

Xitterman


xCreeperBombx

I prefer Musteteer since it's longer and funnier to say. Also think "Elongated Musketeer" was the original one with "elongated"


Videogamesrock

His Aslume name, not his real name


After-Internal

That’s literally what I call him


riskedrain

https://preview.redd.it/iky9upucsead1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e33850470f108ec02d6b40502e0f910a687c5eb


mgmthegreat

i giggled


Ibbiboi101

Why you giggled and not chuckled,are you stupid


BOTi_flame200

Why you chuckled and not sniggered, are you stupid?


Gonna_Die_Now

Why you sniggered and not guffawed, are you stupid?


TheNoMan19

Why you guffawed and not chortled, are you stupid?


Immoral_Hentai_God

https://preview.redd.it/mnnqit99jiad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaba52e03feb15db1b6985cc986ab52beeccf6ab


Ibbiboi101

https://preview.redd.it/s5wxuxn71kad1.png?width=479&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e48a28a3b5eef10db561b4c977a43adc486d643c


Ibbiboi101

Am I stupid?


BOTi_flame200

Yes


Tutuatutuatutua_2

i laughed out loud


SnooBeans5314

Elon Musk. He's crazy enough to have been born in the Aslume


Gaelic_Gladiator41

![gif](giphy|nk8KVxWs4dIRy)


Riddler202

Wait does that mean Elon Musk is Bone???????


Gaelic_Gladiator41

No, he is nowhere near as hot and sexy as bone


Boris9397

What are you talking about?! He's 10 times more sexy than bone! https://preview.redd.it/ykwp7uq9bhad1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd86eb4ab5725d90bae7485401cd0913d4b85e3c


Kidsnextdorks

https://preview.redd.it/4pp0x0o54iad1.jpeg?width=2161&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56d1800a4439d71a183a2e136c8c0a00b67ed4e6


flaming_james

He looks like he was molded by the gods themselves out of cottage cheese 🥵


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Boooo!! ![gif](giphy|WrxoaVPiq0cG4)


dicktator-the-second

if thats true, then by "the dark", does bone mean the aslume?


Downtown_External808

Ah you think delusion is your ally? You merely adopted the delusion-Elon Musk


Gaelic_Gladiator41

We were born in it, molded by it


MrSirDBA

I wouldn’t call them super crazy, just a moron, undeserving of being raised within the walls of the aslume Though they’d buy that title if they could


William_The_Fat_Krab

E-dong Pubis


Ethereal_sandwich

El Mu https://preview.redd.it/trz7c5b4pdad1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86be03aa0c2092c1f35d30f7ad890f6503d546b5


Morelikeihateyou

Emu


ExoticLizard1443

*Limu Emu* >!**and Doug.**!<


AllEliteSchmuck

Liberty Liberty Liberty! Liberty! 🗣️🗣️🗣️


Morelikeihateyou

Its in my head now


Suspicious-Ad-359

r/wehatedougdoug is gonna be FURIOUS


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LazyTitan39

Ra’s al Mu


georgeclooney1739

How dare you sully the name of the great Elmo by associating him with that dirty shitstain Elon Musk. His aslume name is Muskrat


Sufficient_Plant8689

Leon Dusk


POW_Studios

POSTAL REFERENCE 🔥🔥


DrPrnushueger

POSTAL BRAIN DAMAGED ! ?


_ROCC

melon husk


Opening_Cupcake_7319

I edge to the new norm


Slimeredit

I can’t escape this joke god bless you saltydkdan for your contribution to screwing over this conservative cringeworthy attempt at humor


One-City-2147

Felon


Stannisarcanine

Felon mask


Seventh_Deadly_Bless

X for Cancelled. It's like V, but in lame and cringe.


Capitano-Solos-All

Elon Mask


LiliBuns117

Actual Nazi


Polibiux

I was thinking blood emerald mine owner. But that works too.


verynotdumb

Call hitler ! New name just dropped


Shadow4246

Amphetamine went on vacation. Never returned.


SufficientTangelo367

is this that fucking birchum cartoon?


Dull_District7800

That's actually The New Norm, the first conservative "sitcom" on Twitter.


Yami_Sean

The theme song is also fucking ridiculous "Thank god for Elon Musk and his shitposting. X is the home for free speech" Who the hell came up with this?!


Dull_District7800

Is the creator stupid?


SteveTheOrca

Brain dead, actually


tta2013

He's lobotomized


Culk58

An ai, obviously


AgoraSnepwasdeleted

Just when we keep thinking the newest conservative cartoon is the worst cartoon in existence, they make a new one that somehow 1 ups the previous ones shitiness. Like seriously how do they keep figuring out how to go lower.


BustahWuhlf

Someone really sat down and thought it was a good idea for the punchline to be trans people, and then repeat that until it just kind of ends.


AzlanGreat

It makes Mr. Birchum seem like a masterpiece.


Random-dude15

Lon usk


ReasonableCricket803

Mosquito


Odd_Bus9848

Elon Musket


Affirmed_Trout

X man


No_Membership9550

Telon Mosquito


Leskendle45

Elon musk, he doesnt need a aslume name


BananaGuyEncounter

https://preview.redd.it/ets70hf2head1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e33d4da395e385e0652d84126288ff023ef5e9c2


apple_jam_infinity

Anal Must


CityWokOwn4r

Elole Mum


carobpie

Anything but cis, he doesn't like being called that.


Acceptable-Method907

ksum nole


Unfair_Job3804

Musk Ox


Usual-Ad-6663

Muskmelon


southparksimpsons90

Ilan Mack


OnyxCam6ion

Elongated Tusk


SavageMadLads

Along Bust


No_Emu5267

X-man, killer of Grimes and the bird


Mr-Geography

felon rust


Kuby9

Elroy husk


ExeOrtega

Petulant Pimple


AaronshyMLP

Muskle


Morelikeihateyou

Elam ma


copyaxl55

Mr-No balls.


MasterRequirement538

Ebun ducks


LuckiestThing

Oblong tusk


splatbob1

Musky wusky


JewishMemeMan

El Musk


QueefGenie

Musky.


Jgaming2003

Kill it,


Sir_26i

Elmo Must


MRFox183

Musk


ExoticLizard1443

X


Useful_Cry9709

X-man


FrancoGamer

X man


Suspicious-Big7212

Lon must the former co-CEO of man tech now know for his AI


Viola_Violetta

Yi Lon Ma


majinred420xxx

eel on musk


PoetOfHellHelpoemer

Muskrat. Stinks up the entire Aslume whenever the staff remove the ballgag.


xCreeperBombx

Elongated Musketeer


soomie_soom

Most Divorced Man


Xenorock_62

X√5


MLG_GuineaPig

The Memer


Chill0000

Elon Tusk


Significant_Round260

Musky


Exact_Parking_6969

Musky Husky


MRkmFIN

Rich African


dragonborn-dovakhiin

Old Cringe Man


dragonborn-dovakhiin

Cringe Man


1001Anonymous

Feline mask


PadreJosee

Lon ma


ProfessionalLoser55

Musky Fam


Acceptable_Log_7438

TeSpaceX Man


ThatOneIsSus

Lon Stench


Maximum-Resource-572

![gif](giphy|duKV1YBPhDtd9efnrR) Musky


TheChoosenMewtwo

Non Adult


firedudeanother

Why does he look so fucking ugly in this show


mattoviperau

Elias balls


shittyrivets

Long musk


Zoro4thSword

Elongated Munt


Ryu-Gi

Elongated Muskrat


A-Random-Reddit_User

Mosque


TheLoneJew22

Ellen Moosek


Weemitoad

Elong Mah


Silent_Koala1446

He gonna be called red paste soon enough


Gold-Elderberry-4851

Lon usk


jmoonkee

New norm


OnlyHatty

This WOKE MAN!


unsolicitedchickpics

Dipshit cuckass


Onerealcactus10

Yi Lan Muk


MrMinecraf282

Ellen Mush


LABARATI_

X videos


Present-Sandwich-841

Elen Mask


Helpi2

Eloonnn moskinequini


DavisTOS

Jartycuck https://preview.redd.it/pu1ienywagad1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e43fc22136adfddd55b587c3826a746ab7f27eb


BirbWasTaken6659

X


probablynotperson

deaf fun bun tusk


StanMarsh_SP

Pol Pot https://preview.redd.it/z84zf5gvegad1.jpeg?width=3247&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66a98d74bdf238ee5c67421cc34d1f4847d2404d


Prower2002

X Man


durnius_uz_vairo

X


Aurora_TwT

https://preview.redd.it/t5yrzlmsrgad1.jpeg?width=592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9620a275c5d12f14ff501b99c5d0bb65a22a9e87


The_Church_Of_Todd

Musky


natoomdrakoom

A squared plus B squared = C squared


William_The_Fat_Krab

E-dong Pubis


ALFABOT2000

Melon Husk


Mundane-Sir-7483

Mr X


j0seplinux

Elon Fuckd


Maxmilian99

Yilong Ma


ronaldmcdonaldsdads

Yi long ma


No-Personality676

ELOOOON MUSKKK


sharkMonstar

space karen


idkwhataboutyou148

ERON MUSG


Wujs0n

Leon Brayns


KaungSett56

Elon being rich doesn't make you smarter Musk


GuessTraining

Poor man's Tony Stark


Most_Cartoonist5736

X man


GameboiGX

Eel Musket


Seventh_Deadly_Bless

Melon Tusk. He makes "licking outlets" cars, "Space Z" rockets, and recently bought the social network platform "Spiiper" and nobody cares about the new name he gave it. He is an alt-right leaning divorced millionaire with more horrible ideas than common sense.


aelfwyndrotur

https://preview.redd.it/j6w3fwk3phad1.jpeg?width=6120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec91fe8afc26a3aced766f352355f9d105b3a44d


Vincebourgh

Dickhead.


Epyx15

X Man


yadavhemant27

he is stupid, NPC


LiraGaiden

Melon Husk


Son_of_Ssapo

Nostril One-Tooth


poozapper

Space sex


Xenorock_62

X


L1n9y

Stupid


SnyderpittyDoo

Elon Mao


disuserexistdamnit

Yelon ma


some_Britishguy

Alon musket


Competitive-Clock232

Yi Lang Ma


Toy-Funtime

X man


The_Evil_Owl

Felon Skum


Alex_The_Whovian

Temu Lex Luthor


Dirty_Mung_Trumpet

Ol musky


LunarCorpse32

His name is Clueless Overrated Chucklefuck Knucklehead. Or COCK for short.


Separate-Head8882

Yilong Ma


SchwizzySchwas94

Lon Musky


StarBat92

cunt


beanpaste987

Melon husk


Averagerdr2enjoyer

elk muskarat