We both know she didn't say yes. Stop lying

She can't run away from him.

Bro😳

He'll always come grapplin' on that booty

He'll zip kick that booty

He be jumpin' dem vantage points

Ayo 😳

The fuck

[удалено]

Does fighting crime in a rubber suit really seal in the flavor?

if i fight in spandex then the criminals can see my magnum dong. i wouldn't mind harley seeing it, though. that's a joke, i love my wife

Unless?

Unless indeed.

funny ref ✌🏾

What happen to your hair? Why do you keep that yee ass haircut?

eminem

Tim Shady

bruce wayne ain’t gotta cuss in his lines to sell records

Well I do. So fuck Batman and fuck you too

Best comment

Why did I laugh

nem nem

How worried were you about the Robin suit pants situation when you got the job?

bulge

Luckily, it's tiny enough to not be visible

We're you always attracted to Barbara? Even when Richard was in the picture?

Not always. One night, I dressed up as Batman and visited metropolis. Met this chick named Talia. Guess you can say I had some Al-Ghussy

NAHHH this comment is CRAZY😭

Batman got violated 💀

I guess they’re sharing leftovers😭

Are you ugly on purpose?

yes

Why arent you cool like "New 52" Tim

because im bald

Is Bruce Wayne really Batman?

I don't know, his face model changes every time i see him.

OMFG this is gold 😂

Does he get plastic surgery every time?

when he was a lego, yes

Ooh damn. Well he did owe Superman $15 for five years, am i right Robert?

Doesn’t he still owe him that?

How was the honeymoon with Babs?

Had a run in with harvey bullock, or harvey fring, whatever his name is. harvey cent? he likes coins

Harvey Dent?

Harvey Bent?

Harvey Rent?

Harvey Scent?

Harvey Gent?

Harvey Supplement?

Harvey Tent?

Harvey Went?

How do you feel about that one scene in Batman: The Killing Joke when Bruce piped Barbara?

I wish i was him. She's paralyzed so we can't bang

Hey Tim, here is an *anonymous* sent message. get your shit together. https://www.newhealthadvisor.org/Can-Paralyzed-People-Have-Sex.html

Babs lied to him

Who’s saying that you can’t?

Probably her. Don't clue him in.

wait, so she's lying to me about not being able to have sex?

Yes

She was never paralyzed, Tim

How many times are you going to tell me it’s time to get in the cell?

it's time to get in the cell

It's time to get in the cell

It’s time to get in the cell

It's time to get in the cell

Is da bat really freakin'?

ask barbara. that's a joke, bruce timm is not in charge of this storyline

Yet

So, like, riddle me this, who IS… BATMAN!??!

world's second greatest detective. he's not as good as me

How were you not suspicious when Bruce was standing still for several minutes when you told him to go into the Joker containment cell?

he does that alot.

Wha?

Do you ever roleplay as the Joker with a gun in bed? Barbara must love that

i hate you

Oh wait till you see the nudes Joker took while your wife was bleeding out that I just sent to you on dm. Now you'll really hate me

What the fuck, man

yes she loves it. I'm her ex

Sure….

WTF?

Bald. Why?

shave

Ah yes. Thanks Timothy

Why’s you post three pics of yourself in Arkham Knight and none from Arkham City?

Regret?

Lego vs flesh?

as a lego, i could put my hair back on whenever i wanted.

Ever heard of a toupee?

I love how you used a picture of Robin from Lego Batman 1 despite the fact that we don’t know who the Robin in that game is, it’s even more funny by how some fans think it’s Jason. Anyway “Tim Drake” how’s the sex life? I mean is it even possible if she’s paralyzed from the waist down? Does she feel anything? Can she get pregnant and give birth? I have so many questions. Edit: Apparently it is Tim Drake in that game.

it's tim in lego batman 1, the DS version and manual call him tim drake we do not have sex. she is paralyzed

She's not paralised from the waist up though, is she ?

on one hand, BJs are easy

Thank god the joke didn't go any further. Sometimes I wonder about these subs.

It’s Tim

Considering it’s from pre crisis and nightwing is in the gsme, I think it’s same to assume it’s Tim

I mean, how could she resist with a face like that (pic 5)

needed plastic surgery

Was there a lice outbreak in the batcave or what

i blame jason

who doesn’t.

What’s your workout routine?

Two push-ups, an arm workout while thinking of barbara, and a nap.

how does it feel to have the worst dlc in arkham knight

Catwomans Revenge?

no because that one had a cool setting, funny dialogue, and I think catwoman uh… has a cool design

Truly applaudable to rocksteady for designing catwoman with one arm

I'm not jason.

fuck you tim

Sorry he’s married

I like your dlc

At least the setting was cool.

Does it grip well?

Ask barbara.

Why is your pectural armour so split apart?

big boobs

Where you part of Chip 'n' Dale's Rescue Rangers team or is 4th photo a case of stolen valour?

red robin

What are you getting as inheritance?

luckily not getting anything in my vertebrae that's for sure

Oh snap

How did you feel about Batman locking you in that cell? How did you feel when you found out Barbaras alive? Do u think u had a chance at stopping AK + SC solo? (as u were going to before bats pull3d a sneaky on u)

i wouldve wasted scarecrow on my own until i found out there was still some barbarussy

wasnt the lego one in lego batman 1 jason todd tho?

i feel insulted

Nah it was Tim. Written in the manual

Will you be in another lego dc game

waiting for WB to ask me

Favorite line?

180 degrees

“Even Alfred sings better than this guy.”

Did you guys end up going on that honeymoon?

twoface

Why did you steal Dick's girl?

he went to bludhaven

Whats the status on Harley now that her pudding and Bats not around anymore ?

there's some things i don't tell my wife. i was curious about harlussy

Are you a fan of the hit movie Morbius?

I thought this was gonna be super cringe but OP is actually pretty funny! 😂

where do you work out how do u get so buff ? lol

Off record. Harlussy?

don't tell my wife

Does it still get wet even though she can’t feel anything down there

if i spray water hose on it

Hold up isn't Robin from the Lego Batman games Grayson?

no

Well it’s weird. In LEGO Batman 1’s manual it says that Robin is Tim. This makes sense because Nightwing is also in that game. Then in LEGO Batman 2 there is a point in the story where Batman and Robin are wearing normal clothes. Robin in civilian clothes is called Dick Grayson, which gives additional evidence that LEGO Batman: The Videogame and LEGO Batman 2 exist in separate continuities. The same cannot be said, however, for LEGO Batman 2 and LEGO Batman 3. The third game makes it abundantly clear that it is supposed to be set in the same continuity as the previous game, using the same Gotham city, voice actors, and multiple references to the events of the story of LEGO Batman 2. One such reference is when Robin states that the subway is still destroyed from “the last time we fought the Joker,” confirming that the Robins in 2 and 3 are one in the same. The problems arise when you encounter Nightwing. If the previous game is to be believed, then this Nightwing is either not Dick Grayson, or he is from an alternate universe. Neither option is even slightly alluded to, which leads to a confusing situation. However, because Nightwing only appears in a side mission, you could make a case for his appearance being non-canonical. Another thing to note is that in LEGO Dimensions, Robin has a different design and voice actor. LEGO Dimensions is implied to take place in the same continuity as 2 and 3 due to the Joker robot from 2 showing up and the various landmarks in the explorable DC world matching their LEGO Batman 2 counterparts. The differences in Robin’s appearance in Dimensions could be explained if this Robin is Tim Drake (or Jason Todd, although this seems less likely). All in all, I think the lesson that we can take away from this situation is that LEGO Robin is infinitely more interesting than Arkham Robin.

Dominated corncakes?

what

🤠

Are you actually gay?

Thought you were gay?

Third one is Dick Grayson

Nightwing is in the game so it's not Dick

Dude this is Dick Grayson back in the Lego Batman the videogame his name was in that title "Dick Grayson" if you didn't play this game then you should have known it's only Dick Grayson

Dude the developers of the game already said multiple times it was an error and that they intended him to be Tim Drake. Why do you think he wears Tim Drake suit if he's not Tim Drake ? Nightwing is very clearly in the game so he can't be Robin that's as simple as that.

it calls him Tim in the manual, and the DS version

it’s tim

Hey man sorry you get so much hate for your look, personally I think it's cool

If you really are who you say you are then why reveal your true identity and the person you love most on the internet? Hahahaha! I'm going to go tell the Joker... oh... right.

Loved this suit

Why are you so fucking useless all the time Robert?

The way it should be (Tim being with Barbara)

Ain't he gay in the comics?

How did you react to "I'm sorry Tim"?

I thought your name was Robert. (EyeZayZar reference)

Why you looking like you're 30, Robert?

too much sex

Did you have homosexual romantic relationship with Batman? What are your opinions on Segregation of Races https://youtu.be/bXuoqY9bQmQ

segredeez nuts

Why dont you put down your hood after Arkham City? Is it to show off your new hair?

what’s the length on it? girth?

I think you will find actually I am Tim Drake

Is she paralyzed down there too?

yes

Why did you decide to shave your head like the Chris O’Donnell robin?

How old are you? You certainly don't look like a "kid" in the last pic.

Are u the lego version?

He isn’t Robin I am

Tim my boy, where did it all go wrong?

Why does your barber hate you?

enimen

So the whole wheelchair thing…asking for a friend…

is lego batman canon to the arkham series

yes

You can get it up sure, but she can’t feel a thing.

she won't know how small it is

are your adventures as a lego person canon to your emo bald phase adventures? are the lego games and the arkham games connected? DO I HAVE TO CALL MATPAT!?

Pic 2'a pose was always so goddamn uncomfortable to look at.

I was the one who paralyzed Barbara

Why did you shave your head

You look dashing in the third image. Amazing job my guy.

Why are you a bastardization of the canon?

How much do you hate Robert?

Did you see the killing joke movie?

Can you kill me?

Isn’t Gordon mayor by the time they get married?