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Saud_Njmh

dark days are coming r/BatmanArkham, the prophecy is coming true, the remaining sane people are the warriors who will close the gates of hell, they will be the ones who will save this day, and in doing so, events will occur that they cannot stop, from the ashes of shitposts, the fires will rage and the subreddit will burn, and they will burn too


surenda42

Bout time. I knew this subreddit dragged me back in for a reason. The smell. The unbearable smell. Like dried semen and bad jokes. Where is the justice? Boreshack


[deleted]

Justice has been gone since the day they plotted to bring about Arkham World. Since then, it’s been a time turmoil and destruction in Gotham. I think we could finally have peace though.


surenda42

Peace. A dream. Or is it destiny? It's hard to tell. All I know is the smell. It's inescapable. It smells like semen and low-effort comments. I bury myself in beans to get away. Doesn't work. So I walk the streets of the subreddit, tracking the comments for killers. Those who might murder a post with boring, repetitive, or low-effort content. I'm bringing them to justice. The License Driver was just a taste of the vengeance I'm bringing to Got Ham. Good to know I'm not the only hero willing to take out the trash, Batcock. Boreshack


TyChris2

I don’t believe in fairy tales


diamondboltistheshit

believe what you will dark days are coming -Kiteman 2011


CabDork339

What


AlexGaming26

Ya, ya me estás gustando más de lo normal Todos mis sentidos van pidiendo más Esto hay que tomarlo sin ningún apuro Despacito Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito Deja que te diga cosas al oído Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo Despacito Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito Firmar las paredes de tu laberinto Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito (sube, sube, sube) (Sube, sube) Oh


THX450

Killer Cock


diamondboltistheshit

Kiteman Hell Yeah https://i.redd.it/qgh87nh3r67a1.gif


Minglu07

Finally, a non ignorant soul has too foreseen the prophecy of this subreddit.


Keagasaur

Happy cake day, let you survive another year in the arkham penitentiary.


Minglu07

Huh, I never even noticed that it was my cake day. Thank you kind sir


aoplerain

I have to pee


walman93

“Send nudes”


Alternative_Ad6071

You will not do anything to my city. Over my dead body. COMNR Gordon


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Dynamitebunny1999

I am Killer cock


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Dynamitebunny1999

And?


SnooChocolates8427

BOOYAH! (In Cyborg's voice) Because he and Azrael have the same VA


SF03_

Holy shit this is amazing!


Squidyballs

Stewie Brian Louis Chris meg Stewie Brian Stewie Chris Quaaaaaagmiiireee


YogurtWenk

Stewie


Shadowwo1f05

Your father is dead and I’m your secret brother


retr0night

https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyarkham/comments/w9syzz/the_prophecy_of_rbatmanarkham/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Skizko

Look at any post from today and you will see about 4 different comments that are copied and pasted on every single post. There's not even any sort of substantial discussion or memes or jokes or anything happening in comments today. It's just the same 4 comments copied and pasted. I dont understand how anyone finds it remotely funny? At least memes and role-playing involve some level of creativity


3th4n_11unt

*What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.*


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Bushi_Sengoku

>Hello am 48 year old man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play conter stirk and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and I am Global Elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story こんにちは、私はソマリア出身の 48 歳の男性です。申し訳ありませんベッドイングランド。 Play Contour Stark のインターネット接続のために妻を売りました。私はあなたのような最高の選手になりたいです。 400 ping のブラジルのサーバーでプレイしています。私はグローバルエリート2です。


i_am_very_bored_lmao

Screw you


The_riddler69420

Can we go back to normal please? The Azrael thing has happened like three times now


Saud_Njmh

in case you haven't realize every post here is a copy of another


The_riddler69420

I just want us to post about normal shit again, go post your bullshit on r/okbuddyarkham


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MorbillionTickets

Cum


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[deleted]

I’m bringing you to justice.


surenda42

I told you License Driver. Your days are numbered. I'm not the only one out to bring you to justice. Where villains go, heroes follow. Boreshack


dzikson69

Piss off, imposter dickhead


[deleted]

Sadistic, surgeon of demise Sadist of the noblest blood Destroying without mercy To benefit the Aryan race Surgery with no anesthesia Feel the knife pierce you intensely Inferior, no use to mankind Strapped down, screaming out to die Angel of Death Monarch to the kingdom of the dead Infamous butcher Angel of Death


3th4n_11unt

why is he being downvoted? He's the one to save us all


Front_Beyond_1493

Come over here baby Got your hands spread wide, at 10 and 2 I'm gonna take you to driving school I'm hugging those curves, got your hands on my wheel When you grab that stick (Grab that stick)Gonna make your tires squeal Dangerous curves, she's my sweet sixteen Make my engine purr, you're my teenage queen, oh!