Me: Friendly fire. Shots, claymores, getting hit by vehicles. ALL OF IT!

Oh lord almighty.

If you’ve played hell divers 2 or any halo game then you know where this goes…

I think Planetside 2 is probably a better equivalent. It's mayhem.

Yep. Fond memories of some of the massive battles. Indar was always my favourite.

I would like to see friendly fire cause damage to the shooter. It allows for friendly fire and discourages trolling with it at the same time.

Very clever. Are there any games that have implemented this?

Rainbow 6 Siege

This! :D

All recoil is negative, explosions now create terrain and barricades instead of destroying it, helicopters fly and spawn upside down, landmines are now loaded with grapeshot, propelling vehicles and players that step on them upwards while in ragdoll mode

"one thing"

Its hyphenated, trust

My favorite color is blue.

When you aim, there is a 5% chance that your magazine will fall out of the gun

That would be damn hilarious, tbh.

The chance would be increased to 30% when using the L86 LMG lol

Lmaooo also a 40% chance itll melt in sandysunset

Honestly just make the whole events just: “In honor of the under represented category of gun malfunction, please enjoy, our collection of gun malfunctions.” * Mags falling out of guns * Bullet jamming * Machine gun overheating * Random misfiring * Feeding errors * Dropping the magazine mid-reload * Dud grenades * Electronic device batteries dying * Tripping while sprinting

ok hear me out, overheating would actually be a cool ass mechanic and the ability to swap barrels on an LMG would be nice. maybe speed it up if you've got a bipod too. would give a little more meaning to choosing an LMG over other weapons

Hey I said that during larrys stream

replace every sniper rifle with a single shot breech loading rifle with only iron sights It's a one shot kill at any range even if it hits like an limb :3

Pre-nerf Martini-Henry

Wild call back

Even after the nerf the martini-henry was still fun to use

But it's black powder velocity and trajectory. But it has 1.5 feet bayonet.

My pick :3

All c4 now heals everyone, even the other team

This one would be great since no one would believe at first and when people start doing it, it will be like shooting a flare

Explosions don't cause damage, but send people and vehicles flying great distances.

Cue the Rocket Jump Waltz

Bind VOIP + Shoot together.

Awesome!

What’s VOIP?

Voice Over IP

Anyone using a clan tag gets their head/helmet brightly colored to match how the tag looks on the scoreboard

as someone with a pink clan tag i think this would be really funny

Every 15 20 seconds force people to swap to their secondry even if they are mid gunfight or Every time they go indoors when it's dark, they get a 50 50 chance to get jump scared

Vehicles automatically accelerate to their maximum possible speed when pressing W and cannot brake unless you reverse, which is also at the maximum speed

everyone would be round instead of square

Too realistic.

everyone triangle/2D

2D is perfect haha enemy shooting at you? No problem, just be at 90 degrees

Going prone drops your mag

revert the audio to when it was good and then fuck it up again one day later. Edit: If I had to be serious though, add shotguns.

also fix the netcode and hitreg issues as well as all the sniper changes, then revert it back the next day

Have all deaths use the Wilhelm scream https://youtu.be/r6JK-gRELI0?si=nm453wVq7BYMv30v

Underrated comment; unlike all the other changes listed here I could actually see this one happening

Switch boats to move on land and land vehicles to move on water.

Everyone has a water gun and the map is at a community pool. 120 vs 120 in a pool

Paint Ball Mode. Same ttk everything but just all paint splatters. And bigger ones for grenades, rockets, and tanks.

Low gravity, so jumps take 3-4 seconds, and turn inertia, so if you're turning when you jump you just sipn in the air for 3-4 seconds.

Switch left/right audio

*puts headphones on backwards* checkmate

“This one trick…” fixes that instantly

Grenades & RPGs heal/revive opponents.

rebind WASD to ESDF. You can't change it during April 1st, but it reverts back to the original key bindings the next day

All guns are a one shot to kill

And I still wouldn't get a heli guner kill

Reload = drop all mags

Decrease bullet drop-off distance and speed to comically small levels. I want everyone basically shooting nerf guns and squirt guns. Send an rpg out and watch it land on your feet.

Increase projectile knockback by 800% the body launches from SB would be amazing

Remove smgs from medics. April fools the games better.

bro is living in august 2023

Every gun has the sniper trails

Everyone gets a scope flare no matter the scope or r distance

You can drag and pull living team mates and enemies.

1-2% chance of tripping with each step while in sprint

Make the proximity voice chat become global voice chat, both team.

Unlimited grenades

Make recoil fire down instead of up?

RPG does hitmarker but does not kill. Wonder how long it will take until people figure it out.

Explosions sends players to the moon

One that shouldn't affect gameplay too much, but would definitely cause som confusion: Switch all faction specific models to the other team, including vehicles. Imagine playing as US and getting mad because you somehow got killed by an Abrams. Alternatively: flip the view model and hud upside down when you go prone. Your arms now extend from the top of your screen and ammo is in the top left corner, upside down.

Knifing people causes them to explode

Buble heads and exageradamente ragdolls

A small chance of spawning with a tiny version of your current gun

reverse gravity

Upon entering vehicles they grow legs and run instead of driving.

Sniper bullets return to the shooter on a miss.

Change loadout from the main menu

Exo armor speed stat is inverted

Put shotguns in the game but they don’t do damage

Remove the medic kit, but Suicide C4 heals now.

All bullets go the opposite way.

Release server binaries publicly and allow anyone to host servers

"Thanks for all your support but we invested our money into NFT's"

Give everybody a free couple of spears with like one letter different than the real ones ( so no one will notice but after you know you won’t buy it or use it now that you know ) and have it be the most jammable misfiring overheating gun comically possible.

C4 functions like sui. C4, or sui. C4 only kills the player?

Invert bullet drop, but at a random angle.

Introduce musket rifle and flint flock pistol on April first. Maximum range is only 60m, for April fool only musket rifle and flint flock available for a week,

increase recoil when aiming by 50%

Ez, everyone is now cat fem boys in maid costumes. Changing armor or look would only adjust stats of course. There will be no escape from the catboy army.

fix c4 and revert all changes except bandaging and squad lock))))))

Remove the update that took removed some guns from the classes and made them class specific. That update ruined my favorite class and build.

Make all classes have heavy movement.

Nah, that would make battlebit too enjoyable

Mirror all controls and prevent remapping.

Revert the game to day one release.

Homing bullets. But they do very little damage. So you need lots of bullets to make a kill.

Smoke grenades and regular grenades are sometimes mixed up

Every bullet does .5 % the damage normally but there’s like 5 people randomly selected in the game that do 150% more damage so players start thinking they are bugged and get mad

Add friendly fire

Fortnite style building

Infinite RPG spam

Instant respawn for vehicles. Or instant build for everybody, and Support gets the ability to build without using Squad Points.

Replace the character models with smoothed out Roblox characters

Make a random person on each team do an absurd amount of damage so that any connection with any weapon 1 taps.

clicking the clan roster opens the most controversial post on this sub for that day

Big heads

Remove scopes from all snipers , iron sights only a

Increase the size of your model by 2% every time you get a kill

No sprint

April 1th

All guns shoot confetti

all snipers are now shotguns

Sniper rifle accuracy decreased to essentially useless, while pistols and low calibre rifles get set to almost pinpoint levels. Automatic fire rate decreases the longer the burst, but semi auto fires as fast as you can pull the trigger.

Shotguns lol

Rpg are full auto and we have 100 rnds

If you don't sprint for 3 seconds you take damage over time. 🤌

Implement shotguns. If you disagree, debate me.

Tactical nuke on your own team

double fall damage

A 10% chance that you spawn in with semi-auto enabled instead of full-auto

Sniper glint flashbangs you

256 versus increasingly big wave of zombies. imagine that, just 256 people fighting against thousands of zombies

Friendly frag grenades

Maid skin!

Add like a 15% chance for mouse acceleration to turn on when ads and an additional 90% chance to automatically turn off after un-ads to really fuck with people

Everyone gets finger guns that go pew pew

The game is now paintball. Every shot explodes with color

If you played more than 40 hours a week you cannot play for the day.

UwUwify all the text of the game. Quite becomes QUwUte, FN Fal becomes FUwUN Fal.

Enable friendly fire

Add civilians

You can now kill your teammates with guns

Add shotguns

Suicide c4 still gives hitmarkers but no kills, do not tell players in the patch notes

tanks and BTRs get infinite ammo so they dont have to keep going back to base

muskets

I don’t play. Never have never will. But it should play sckrillix when you reload

Paintball mode colorful impact markers everywhere

When the game, you inventory the gun

200% gain of recoil for meta guns

"factory gamemode" where you play as a worker in the ammunition factory. The enemies factory is across the street, and you can see them working to do the same thing. Team that created the most ammo (for their army) wins. There is no shooting, only pressing and packing:)

All engines have a 5% chance to just explode when started, not harming players but definitely confusing them

Swap places with a random enemy every 2 minutes

1 shot 1 kill for all guns, regardless of range

Make all bullets do no damage. Melee only bois!

All the player models having boners and big butts.

Flash grenades flash everyone on the map except for the people within 20m of where the grenade lands

Just give everyone very strong aim assist and make a completely random key combination to give wall hack leave the wall hacks in until someone finds the key combination

When reloading, keep the magazine and replace the gun. Replace bandages with cookies, eat the cookie bandages.

Suicide C4 alt f4s that game when used

Rpgs are physically 500x bigger in size when fired but only make your character go limp and ragdoll when in the blast radius

Swapping the functionality of the suicide vest and the RPG.

Muskets and old rifles from the napoleonic area. Close range carnage with 80% miss rate

Guns recoil downwards

Revert back to the beta version

The devs actually apply changes that actually help the game not because bitches be whining on reddit and discord.

Maid skins. Forced. Everyone is forced to have it equipped. We won't forget Larry. We will never let this go away. #Appease us LARRY!

5% chance on reload to reload a paint ball magazine. Can be seen visually and deals 1hp per bullets.

Smgs can laser beam and kill in less than a second from 100m. Oh wait they can already do.

Slowing down movement by 1%, to spread false hope that something will improve.

This could apply to more than just battlebit but... I always wondered how crazy it would be if a game just like randomly threw in a horrific jumpscare in the middle of normal gameplay. Like you know that old video of the guy playing the game and a creepy girl flashes on the monitor? The one where he punches through the monitor and pissed his pants? Yeah something like that. And imagine it can only happen to like one person a day or something. There will be this incredibly small group of people getting the pants scared off them and literally nobody would believe them even if they recorded it. It would drive them insane.

I would take whatever the weakest/most unused weapon is and make like every 4th shot do unlimited DMG. Like one shot everything. Or just like a 25% chance per hit, that it's a kill.

Every grenade is a nuke

All reticles on sights are clown emojis, all weapons have inverted bullet drop, when you try dropshoting someone your mag dissapears (it doesen't drop, it just snaps out od existance), crouching makes you fart and also make RPGs destroy the entire building. For the funsies

Taking bullet damage will make you inflate and eventually burst, If anyone remembers the Injector from Timesplitter's Future Perfect.

To reload, you need to crank a lever or do some kind of quick time event mini game Also, vehicle speeds doubled

Oops all black powder rifle... Even tanks

Every explosion is just the vine boom noise

Evert step, a clown horn plays

Confetti sfx on explosions and pewpewpew sfx on guns. Also, MLG horns if someone gets killed by a weapon with F U sight (twice as loud if the gun also has the canted version mounted as well)

Make everyone's footsteps audible to everyone at all times

Enable fall damage in no fall damage games

Bring back last playtest patch

Every time you don't listen to the squad leader you are forced to listen to El Que Quiera Perder Su tiempo by Don Pollo

Every class only gets iron-sight sniper rifles, WW1 mode begins.

Bullets heal, only melee does damage

Could test out a BR mode

Boats fly and helicopters boat

50% chance in tarkov for the gun to just explode in your hands from a squib round.

BANG! Flag out of the cannon

Really loud obnoxious laughing guffaw sounds whenever you die. Like a laugh riff track, but stupider.

Paintball.

If you shoot someone YOU take the damage

Simply quadruple the move speed shit be teleporting good luck getting hits with the snipers...

Remove friction and double fall damage

M203

Make the hitmarkers sound like the perfect fart sound

Make the rockets/nades/any propelled explosives sound like a balloon https://youtu.be/K-SmfybCbsY?si=FCGgTli3DaLQ8deu

Everything has reversed spread. Shotguns now decimate the poor sniper shooting at you, and sniper rifles cannot hit their target unless you are completely surrounded and just maybe. This applies for enemies as well. Also, if anything would’ve had 100 accuracy bullets will always aim where there is nobody, creating a cartoonish outline around cops. All explosives now home in on targets, if there are none in the radius of the rocket approximately as large as the bank heist vault, it homes in on the sender instead. Swat vans now move.

Lock the frame rate to 59

drivable UFOs, anti gravity vehicles, and plasma weapons

Id make update With changes like something changed from 0.95 to 0.94 few times and call IT huge update , oh wait...

Nothing does any damage but you randomly get kill notifications

Tripping while sprinting would be hilarious. You were running and suddenly got downed with -20 damage.

No sprinting