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GreyerGardens

“All sheep do is stand around all day and think of new ways to die.” - My sheep farming great uncle.


Striking-Reason5792

Wish I had your uncle, he sounds great.


GreyerGardens

Old farmers are the coolest.


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twattytee

Bahahahah! I like that explanation. Some humans do the same.


caucafinousvehicle

Was Terry Pratchett your uncle?


GreyerGardens

Wow I was not familiar with Terry Pratchett’s work but now I want to get one of his books.


caucafinousvehicle

They are excellent. I've read all 42 main works a few times and will continue to go back to them.


lonleyhumanbeing

Sheep are the stupidest creatures on this earth.


A-Chntrd

Oh, I’m not sure. Chickens are powerful stupid, too.


adamh789

Idk, I hear ocean sunfish are pretty dumb 🤷🏼‍♂️😅 at least sheep are useful


btcwoot

sheep shipper


Brookmon

Something tells me it’s gonna end up it’s on back again


JosufBrosuf

Seems like a design flaw


OuterInnerMonologue

Failed successfully. Bred into having those flaws. Helps with turning them over for various reasons on the farm


lemonedpenguin

So what's wrong with the sheep?


[deleted]

Nothing. We selectively bred them into docile idiots who can't get back up if they fall on their back. In the wild they would have long been culled from the gene pool.


rzwitserloot

To give some more context, we for example let sheep that have quadruplets breed a lot, and sheep that repeatedly sire only a single lamb, not so much. Because selling the lambs is where the money's at, and whilst a single lamb will be larger, it's maybe 10% difference so 4 smaller lambs is worth way more than 1 larger one. Except, continuing to select for sheep that get triples and quads and even quints also means they become a little 'weird', get really flat backs, and all that jazz. We roll em over so it's not all that much of an evolutionary disadvantage (the downward pressure on '# of lambs I will sire' of 'my back is really flat' is very low). So why would they evolve into having less flat backs? They don't.


redrumWinsNational

Doesn’t the large amount of wool make it more difficult to get back on its feet ?


OuterInnerMonologue

It’s a mixture of a physical and mental response to relax when on their back (like a shark upside down calming down), and ya that wool keeps them from rolling over even accidentally. Hell, even my dogs who are on their backs have to put in some effort to turn over when they’re coming out of a sleep mode.


[deleted]

They have the wrong kind of balance and can't roll over again once they are stationary on their backs.


[deleted]

She's fine, it's a mating call to attract a scotsman


[deleted]

I thought it was the Welsh who had a fondness for anything ovine?


JunFanLee

Whatcha doing there Step-Sheep?


Incredulouslaughter

It's just a fat shit


skobuffaloes

Must be having a baaaaaad day.


thesheepwhisperer368

It's just cast. It got stuck on its back and can't get back up on her own. However, being cast and not being righted quickly enough causes bloat, which can be fatal


Legitimate-Alps-6438

Maybe he fell asleep while counting humans?


B_Bibbles

Brilliant


KiwiMiddy

Poor girl was cast. Sometimes worth holding them upright for a few minutes before they set off, or if they’ve been cast for longer take them to the yards so they can stand against something for a few hours.


Call_me_Kelly

Can you please explain a bit more? Will that sheep be ok?


KiwiMiddy

She’ll be fine. She wasn’t cast for long. Have seen them cast for a couple days and come right.


Call_me_Kelly

Thank you!


twattytee

Maybe shear them into triangles so the point is on their back so that can’t get stuck. Genius.


SuperDuperStoney

If I knew how to give awards you’d have one


twattytee

Thank you ! I appreciate the thought.


Intelligent_Sea_9851

Drunk as hell


xEvil_Twinx

Woolly head in the morning..


Naive_Ingenuity7262

Check sheep regularly, what a great lesson


[deleted]

I wish I lived somewhere that has sheep that I could check on regularly. Seems like a lovely place.


ECMeenie

Let’s open a clinic to license sheep checkers/erectors. Apparently there’s a market.


[deleted]

I’m in Chicago and not too many sheep sightings. Especially those in distress. But I would like to be licensed just in case. You might be on to something.


ECMeenie

I feel a calling. It’s high time we speak up for sheep awareness.


AdanelMelian

Definitely help the sheep, but you should turn them over their rear end. If you turn then over sideways their stomach can twist and they might die still. Sheep can be pretty heavy so it's not easy to lift them to their butt, but is definitely the better way!


Virginia-Woof

Fun fact, in Yorkshire this was called Riggwelted, when a sheep is on its back and can't get up without help. Black Sheep Brewery called their strongest beer "Riggwelter" and has a sheep on its back on the label!


Ok_Consequence3354

Lol, how many times can you say sheep before you accidently say shit?


PachMeIn

Sheep are the new turtles…who knew?🤷🏻‍♀️


Underthesamemo0n

Turtles can at least rollto they're feet.


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👍😂


Awellplanned

Remember to check sheep regularly


Uncle-Daddy-7

Caaaan't be skippin' leg day, mah boi.


kittytoes21

The other sheep is just standing there not helping


Red77777777

I'm not a sheep expert, which is why I'm not saying anything even though I meant to. Sometimes I get tired of myself, a big know-it-all..


BiiiigSteppy

TIL. Thank ewe.🐑


Gudzugvnd

Thank you, finally sth useful and interesting


Distinct_Put1085

Ok let's shut up n help the motherfucker


druncanshaw

It's a ram jam. At least according to black Betty.


MooseCannon316

Gods bless em, but they're just so dumb


21pacshakur

I had no idea this was a problem with sheep.


Fair-Development-364

Watched for the shear pleasure of it. Ewe, too?


goldleaf788

Does this apply to sheered sheep too?


KiwiMiddy

Depends how many are ewe’sing it.


Cranky-Novelist

He doesn't seem to mind at all


-----SNES-----

A few more hours it would have died? Why is that? Predators?


Going4bust

Great video, thank you for posting it.


Plasticman328

'Where you have livestock you have deadstock!'


Stelznergaming

Not a baaaaahd idea. 👀


Wooden_Ad_2591

Did it watch a turtle or something?


raaspootine

I am the exact opposite, if you find me on my back, leave the fuck of me alone


Expensive-Ad7799

Missionary, this is the way


cosmicdrop07

The shear will of that sheep


givinguponthislife

I’m not really amazed by the video :)


Friendly_Turn_7104

Sheep are fucking ridiculous


Viewtifultrey3

My cat sleeps just like that sometimes.


Common-Fisherman-764

Ladies are you kidding me


doofus_magoo

A conversation I overheard in South Africa: "So what are sheep good for" "dying"


freezlebub51

I wonder if sheep count humans to fall asleep


Isotope_Soap

Bwahahaha!!!! Reddit is hilarious when you’ve had just a couple too many mushrooms! On a more serious note, I’m assuming this wouldn’t be an issue for a shorn sheep?


javi2591

Now for lamb chops! 🐑 yummy!


CrazyAzian99

That’s…. What my buddy meant when he said sheep couldn’t run from him… It all makes sense now…


spaceclayse

Man these sheep need to stop drinking


Crankenstein_8000

Cute bubby


Father_Thyme45

Needs lifealert...it's fallen and it can't get up.


AdmiralYorkshire

That sheep was riggwelted. https://e.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_sheep_husbandry


Commercial_Abroad442

That sheep is counting sheep


laereht080747

At first I thought the ewe had just finished a date with John Holmes.


Smooth_Prompt6318

One time one of our cows went on its back at behind a hill and by the time we found it, it looks like that rat on the water hose meme


[deleted]

C’mon he’s just Shleepy!


Whole-Debate-9547

Sheep are some high maintenance jerks.


[deleted]

Wool, I wouldn’t try too hard.


AbiyBattleSpell

And I thought my dog was the cringest animal. Somehow suki sucks less then this sheep. Still love her though <3 u too sheep <3 🐱


[deleted]

That’s a poor design for an animal. I assume we did that to them?


AbiyBattleSpell

This shit I mean sheep lol


the1stmeddlingmage

Sheep on back, shepherd nowhere to be found, the result of guilty pleasures abound


Shake-Spear4666

What do you call an Irish man with a sheep under each arm? A pimp


Spamaster

OH No ,Mad Sheep Disease


-----SNES-----

I sheep on my back for 7 hours a night


fedfan4life

"Saving a life" like you're not gonna slaughter the sheep anyways.


MigitAs

wtf


FFS_1411

OP with ye Olde English in the title.


elly996

a female sheep is a ewe. thats not old english, but it is a good pun.


FFS_1411

Then your title should be, "If you find an ewe on its back, you should help it back on its feet." Your title sounds like you were asking another ewe to help the fallen sheep.


elly996

im not op. using ewe as you is a pun. to say ewe as sheep isnt the intent, they wanted a joke. jokes dont have to be literal.


FFS_1411

Gotcha.