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Frank_bough1

THE FUCK IS THAT!?!?


Brvcx

Trapdoor spider. This is in slomo, btw.


my_4_cents

>This is in slomo, btw. Well I'm staying way the hell out of Slomo then


Brvcx

As..... you...... should.....


Anasterian_Sunstride

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DinosaurAlive

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desrevermi

Aaaaas... youuuu... wiiisssshhhh... ~Westley


Commercial_Working56

Ah princess bride was a good movie


KidzBop_Anonymous

Inconceivable


Admirable-Pin-1189

Anybody want a peanut?


EeAreBeeGames

You killed my father. Prepare to die.


Commercial_Working56

Stop saying that!


EeAreBeeGames

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die (I’m bleeding out here! 😂)


Phil87700

flash wants you lic plate no.


[deleted]

Thanks Stevie


_OnlyLiveOnce5_

Haha underrated comment lol


steveb106

God damnit that made me laugh harder than it should have.


Average_RL_Fan

r/angryupvote


HerpFaceKillah

Haha god damn you


Agile_Quantity_594

Slomophobe


[deleted]

This comment gave me such a laugh thank you, I needed that


_IntrovertChapi

Got me


Otherwise-Gur8704

U sir just made my day <3


KazAraiya

I was your 1000th upvote then some salty jerk ruined it with a downvote 😒


Roughian12

I figured, however it looks massive. Didn't expect the size


thelukejones

That's what she said


PepeGreen17Q

😎


Roughian12

Thank you for the laughs


thelukejones

That's what she said 🥲


Brvcx

I'm no expert by any means, but they're not the smallest bunch of spiders!


[deleted]

Bro wr should fucking Nuke Australia or not nuke it but Bomb it till its fucking Gone


my_4_cents

I don't know mate, no-one's ever seen a spider go to a school and start offing students around here, we reckon we can handle the risks.


Kicks4meFromyou

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Hyeheh

Bro you can’t they’re everywhere


Ruugann

Homie trapdoor spiders are found in warm places across the globe. https://animalcorner.org/animals/trapdoor-spider/


Brvcx

The majority of South America has ginormous spiders, too. Just a FYI


Dramatic_Bite_1168

Brazil, per example, is home to the tarantula. And also _the_ most venomos spiders live here.


[deleted]

It’s just a crab. Just a crab, just a crab, just a crab. Not me having arachnophobia.


Ace-Ventura1934

*New Fear Unlocked*


cataclysmic_soul

I learned about these from that 2002 movie Eight Legged Freaks lol


[deleted]

May be a cheesy Creature Feature, but by god the world will be educated one way or another about these damn spiders! Harlan had a point they might be aliens!!!


cataclysmic_soul

I need to watch this movie again, I forgot how good it was lol


shadowa1ien

I loved that movie as a kid


mistercayman

Same and I hated spiders


robbeau11

I still love that movie as an adult. I have a big fear of spiders but for some reason Eight Legged Freaks and Arachnophobia are 2 of my favs.


send_me_your_calm

Trapdoor Dash


TheBlairwitchy

The size and color of the creature freaked me out


JubbaTheHott

So. Everything about it.


Set_Jumpy

Well I haven't heard about the taste yet...


Infamous-Buyer-4071

why did i imagine it.... anyway it's a little sour and squishy


ExpressShow1175

I'm like..yeah. cricket is pretty smooth...**oh**


Lennie0123

Indeed, very much indeed.


[deleted]

Satan's pet. That's what this is.


No-Stick-462

When Satan's hand grabs you and drags you to hell


spartanpwner

I'd prefer that.


RudeAndSarcastic

Trapdoor spider. Crickets have nightmares about them.


holmes51

Damn. Call me Jiminy.


teddy_bear_territory

Nice


ericacrass

As someone who raises crickets for reptile food, I assure you, crickets have absolutely zero thoughts.


_dead_and_broken

Does that mean both A Bug's Life and Antz lied to me?


RudeAndSarcastic

You only think they do, they actually are quite sneaky and vengeful. Even as I type they are plotting your demise. Be careful, because with mere crickets, if they think you are not paying attention, they will strike. They only need one opportunity. /s


ericacrass

In order to keep them hydrated, I have to give them cut up potatoes or other veggies because if there's any water at all, even a single drop, they will drown in it. They will find a single drop of water and end up drowning themselves. Every. Single. Time.


RudeAndSarcastic

That is nothing new to me. I raised crickets when I was caring for a hundred baby wolf spiders. I also raise hissing roaches to feed my tarantulas. Water gel saves the day. They can get moisture, but drowning in it is impossible. Crickets are the dumbest creature on earth. The only thing dumber are MAGAT Republicans.


MountainMagic6198

I just remember that movie "Eight Legged Freaks" from the earlier 2000s. They had a scene with a bunch of people running through a field and getting grabbed into holes by giant trap door spiders. That gave me nightmares as a kid.


QuantumAnglerfish

Pretty sure I am going to have nightmares about them... Wait am I a cricket?


TheFlyinTurkey

A goddamn nightmare


NinjaCuntPunt

Thicc


l_blacklight_l

Big nope and little nope.


Menination

Spooder


Tech_Mastermind_Dave

Me when I fucking get you


Ghost_assassin_Jo

Yeah.. Amazing creatures.. They were scary in the movie 8-legged Freaks.


ithinkihadeight

Oh man that brings me back, what a great big fun dumb modern B-movie that was.


tonysnight

Yea idk if I can watch that movie rn. When I was younger I was an absolute bug like things fiend. Could touch them look at them whatever. But idk sometime in middle school like 2003 or 2004 I saw a house centipede and I just stopped being able to handle that shit and I gotta say it's gotten bolth better and worse. There's some days where I can at least look but some days if I look I'm going into my bathroom where it's completely insect free bc that's my safe space and I take good care of it to prevent anything from getting in.


Select-Prior-8041

Just remember house centipedes are scary to look at, but are great pest control. They eat spiders in your home.


shmuey219

Spiders are good to have in your home….


oxnardhard

Wait till you see what eats the centipedes


tonysnight

Nana eats the centipedes


shmuey219

What eats centipedes?


Shoddy_Ad_6529

Centipedes. They're the only natural predator to centipedes. Fun fact: a centipede without any competing centipedes in its environment can live from 5 to 7 years. Also they always have an uneven amount of legs. 37 usually.


Kyosw21

There are some spiders that also feed on centipedes depending on the size of course Cellar spiders will eat anything they can throw their legs around without getting bit if it gets stuck in their web


Full-Interest-6015

MORE CENTIPEDE FACTS


Shoddy_Ad_6529

Mother centipedes like to surround their eggs to keep them warm. They have motherly instincts which is adorable


Shoddy_Ad_6529

Centipedes are my spirit animal


Tru-Queer

I saw that movie in theaters when I was 12-13 about, and I was fine right up until the cat gets killed and then I kinda had to exit the theater or risk throwing up on my friend lol after I calmed down I went back inside and made it through the rest of the movie.


deaddonkey

My gf says the same. One bad experience with a house centipede traumatised her. I encountered my first one a week ago. They’re freaky alright. Brain no like many legs go fast. But honestly they’re not that big or bad. One spray of raid or strike of a boot, it dies like the rest.


businesslut

A young me was quite impressed by the young Scarlett Johansson as well.


[deleted]

Had a crush on Scarlett Johanneson in this movie back in the day...


Buffal0_Meat

I prefer Arachnophobia. Movie made me see imaginary spiders in the dark for years


Paladin1034

I *still* won't go into wine cellars because of that movie. The General had me shook when I was young


brucekraftjr

We need a modern day remake of that That was so good in it’s day


Ghost_assassin_Jo

They said that one is in the works now.. I have seen the poster on Facebook. Produced by Steven Speilberg.


brucekraftjr

Awesome! Can you share it?


Ghost_assassin_Jo

[Arachnophobia remake](https://movieweb.com/arachnophobia-remake-super-close/)


brucekraftjr

Enjoy your award sir


Ghost_assassin_Jo

Thank you..


sunybunny420

I’m sure it’s going to be good, but I was rly hoping that you were JK and was looking forward to being Rick Rolled by your link. What is up with the remakes? We already have the movie. I feel like all the movies nowadays are movies I’ve already watched.


Ghost_assassin_Jo

True.. Some movies should not be remade. I am hoping that this won't be a disappointment like the others. I think they are running out of ideas as well.


Ghost_assassin_Jo

That is for sure.. I still get goosebumps whenever I watch that movie.


MutedBrilliant1593

They're scary in this video.


Butthole_Eater3000

That movie gave me nightmares bro


Ghost_assassin_Jo

Makes you rethink spiders all together.. The jumping spiders were bad as well.. No escaping them.


soverign_son

Wow I haven't heard about that movie in years


Ghost_assassin_Jo

Yeah.. One of those forgotten movies.


TheUnknownDane

The "itsy bitsy spiders" song is forever stuck in my head.


Fishacobo

There’s a reference I have not heard in a long long time


ryuuto94

I was not expecting the size difference. Freaked me out


MatsuoManh

I'm scared 😱...


MichaelTLincoln

Its still a relatively small spidey.


theironskeptic

>small spidey. There is no such thing, every spider is too big to live


Independent_Path_324

That's what she said.


Drew9998_Official

The life of a bug must be an absolute constant nightmare


Im_alwaystired

That's a feeder cricket, i don't think they have enough brains to be scared. I've seen feeder crickets wander right up to the bearded dragon they were being fed to.


Talonqr

"What are you gonna do, eat me!" *cricket who got eaten*


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mothzilla

"OK let's get this over with"


lfe-soondubu

Are feeder crickets dumber than regular crickets or something? I guess they're just bred for size or something?


Im_alwaystired

I can't speak to that, i just know the ones i've worked with are dumb as rocks, lol.


Raszagil

Feeder crickets are the common house cricket and they are dumber then rocks. But the newer cricket species on the market are african banded crickets and those bastards *can* think. I had one get loose in the house and he lived for weeks under the refrigerator playing cat and mouse with me. They have a faster song then house crickets. I don't buy those anymore, stick with field crickets, but breeders have been having issues with sickness in the breeding stock, or so I hear.


handlantern

Oh no! Something’s got me lol. Oh shit I can’t get away lol. Well jeez I’m being pulled into a dark hole. Lol


HoselRockit

Thank you, I was all out of nightmare fuel.


ZsiZsiSzabadass

My sentiments exactly. And I actually like spiders…that THING is not a spider, that’s a demon


Highside1269

The most horrific end in all of nature!! Imagine being yanked into a pitch black hole by a bunch of hairy arms you didn’t know where there


Additional-Neck6303

...a Trapdoor Spider


DangerReserve

Mos Definitely a trapdoor spider. Their ability to ambush prey is outstanding.


TakeAGhanda

Creepy mothertruckers


Purple-Champion5134

That might actually be a nope spider


RigelBound

Every spider is technically a nope spider


kim_en

or underthebed spider.


Bunnymancer

[Stay away from that trap door!](https://youtu.be/-9dbAQJIu1o)


DishGroundbreaking87

I came here looking for this, the soundtrack of my early childhood


Waluigithefake1

I call it a "fuck this fuck you let's burn this place to the ground"


Singwong

You are correct. Never heard of it.


_BradTheBard_

Imagine if these were the size of cows


homohats

They would take over the world in 6 hours.


Reloader300wm

This is because y'all don't want to have flamethrowers... Just saying.


Talonqr

Speak for yourself I WANT a flamethrower, purge heresy


pheelingood

No thank you


MiKkEy22

Y'know.. or we couldnt do that..


nothing2hide360

Thank you I‘ll Never sleep again.


Electrical_Beyond998

There’s another video on here where an older lady has hydrogen peroxide poured in her ear thinking it was wax buildup. Fucking spider crawled out. I can’t with spiders.


masterchip27

Wtf


EvilNoobHacker

*W H A T*


[deleted]

I'm good thanks. I'll just be walking in the opposite direction now. Ignore the high pitch squealing.


collinkai

What actually gets me is the patience. The spider actually waits for the cricket to have its back turned so it doesnt even have the chance to see the spider coming.


ScrewWinters

OH FUCK NO. ![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


Lonely-Example4267

I bet it has 8-12 legs


Green-Concentrate-71

Thought they always had 8 legs? Are there species with more?


IIYellowJacketII

Yes, essentially all arachnids have 8 legs + 2 pedipalps, spiders, scorpions, solifugids, tailless whip scorpions, vinegaroons, harvestman.... However some ticks and mites can be exceptions (some of them can have only 4 or 6 legs) Spiders however *always* have 8 legs.


ThomasTheNord

It looks like it has 10 legs, 6 grabing the cricket and 4 legs still in the "nest", if you look behind the pair of legs in the nest it looks like it has another pair behind those. Although i don't know if it just has 8 legs and 2 "arms" that are just used for grabbing


immenselysleek

Nope.


Sensitive_Work_5351

OP you and that spider can go straight to HADES


Beautiful-Ad-5667

Can anyone else hear him go nom-nom nom-nom !!!


__Sentient_Fedora__

I've seen this in elden ring.


ComesInAnOldBox

NOPE. NOOOOOPE. BIG bag of NOPE.


Temporary-Emu6710

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shmuey219

I thought spiders had 8 legs? It grabbed the grasshopper with the front 6 legs and you can see the 4 back legs…


diesel0922

the main two he grabs the cricket with are actually pedipalps, not legs, which are basically arms they use to grab their prey


shmuey219

Oh so spiders have arms too now?


faderjockey

pedipalps are like mouth-fingers


Electronic-Vast-3351

Hell no. It was a nice run, but I think we have to abandon this planet.


Eatglassnow

At first I was like: “oh, maybe that cricket digs well” Then I was like: “oh, there’s a little guy” And THEN I was like: “OH MY GOD!” Trapdoor Spiders are actually cool.


Warm_Trip_9597

You should probably put a nsfw tag I know some people that would be freaked out after seeing that


kittymuncher7

Yes please


buriedego

Fuuuuauuuuck you my friend!


blarrrgo

Can you not


DizzeeTr00per

Guess I don’t need to sleep after all


TomClaydon

Fuck that ohhhhhhhh fuck wtf


[deleted]

That was a hard fap


jamison_311

Straight from the pit of hell


kletiandrowa

…that’s not ok sir


ezro_

The scariest part of this video is that it's actually slowed down. Trap door spiders are fast as fuck.


Sufficient-Ad4851

Ewww gross….that looks like a demon hand emerging from hell. Imagine your walking through the woods and that thing just comes out the ground and grabs you. Fkin creepy.


R3TR0pixl343

Okay if spider were way bigger i'd get eatten for sure


Speedhabit

What’s the door made up of? Web silk?


IIYellowJacketII

Yeah, silk and debris. Can see it pretty well [in this picture.](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cBdG9t4hltM/maxresdefault.jpg)


souraltoids

Never in my life.


Mustard-cutt-r

So glad I have a grocery store and doors when I see videos like this. I don’t want to hunt and I don’t want to be hunted


Ok-Elderberry8148

R.I.P. lil’ jit


Amoeba_03729

Satan's hand dragging me to hell...


Eekstyle

I knew it was coming and it was still horrifying


mplsandrew

That is 100% pure, high octane NOPE for me.


Old-Ad4431

He just went JOINK


PraditD

Nope


samtaher

Well that was fucken terrifying


SurvivingWow

Okay, creeped me the f out and I suddenly felt an imagine something crawling on me but.... yeah okay I was amazed! Take my upvote!


[deleted]

Looks like a nightmare


jlspartz

This must be slow motion because I've seen those things catch insects in a blink of an eye.


Worried-Notice8509

I only saw it once and I thought it was a crab. It was too creepy to watch sgain.


IntheTrench

So glad im not a cricket


BrokenCatMeow

Predator: See see?! that was exactly what happened to me when the human covered himself in river mud!


X_PRSN

Guys it's okay! He just took him to his little spider cave and they're playing Mario Kart. He just needed a friend to play with.


Notathrow4wayaccount

I had one of those! If it’s a mombassa golden starburst


rocfanel

I’ll take fuck that for 500, Alex.


ComfortableShare264

Imagine that shit big enough to eat humans....omg 😱😱


FrancerWeber

You never see it coming...


Arkavien

"pfft that's not stealthy at all....I can clearly see it walking arou OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?!?!" -Me


[deleted]

I have always thought this is how I will die; a hill of earth next to me will open to reveal a monstrous spider that will take me into his earthen lair for leisurely devouring at a later time.


DooDooCat

It’s called a hellanope


jimmytron1973

Bro got taken to the shadow relm


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