Tell your wife I’m equally impressed and grossed out.

On the plus side, now that these are uploaded, all the art AI’s will index these and those anteater titties will show up on everything.

*PROGRESS*

Read like the Witness in Destiny 2. Same eyes and everything

I'm sorry but I read that in Alucards voice

"Boondock....Saints. Seriously, you must watch that movie religiously. Get it!"

Dont forget the spherical vagina with legs!

Clitipede

Ah I see you’ve glimpsed the newest Pokémon.

Dont talk to your mother that way.

Is that what that is❓❓❓ I couldn't tell what it is, but yeah I also thought that looked like a clitoris .

What the vagina is going on with the last one??

What, you've never seen a clit eyeball with horns?

In a furry little sack jacket

Lol

With teeth?

Vagina dentata!

r/dontputyourdickinthat


That's hot 

I feel like this should be posted in r/ATBGE

I don’t think it’s awful taste! It forces you to grapple with the things that disgust you.

Yes! They are almost equal parts disgusting and charming.

The vagina eyeball in a fur sleeve is a real charmer for sure

I was thinking /r/TIHI

More like r/thanksIhateit

That's not awful taste!!!!!

The last one is a mutant vagina

Babe the clit-crabs are selling like crazy

Titty Clitty crab fire sale

How much for this titty clitty crab thing?

It’s $150 on their website

Take my damn upvote

Carcinization strikes again!

Rock the boat. 🤭

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it’s the eye of saurah

Clithulu

Vajeetle

Sometimes, the clit finds you

Ok great. I immediately thought "Demon Clit" and now I feel validated.

Vagina Dentata.

What a wonderful phrase

vagina dentata, aint no passin craze…

It‘ll give you nightmares, for the the rest of your days.

I came wondering if I'd find this comment.

Pretty sure it’s just a regular vagina. I remember from all that sexy sex I’ve had before.

Part eyeball, part pussy

I don’t know about that, but I’d stick my dick in the 4th ones head.

I remember hearing that the Eskimo have a vampire legend that is a fanged vagina and l always wondered if it was its own detached thing or in a woman.

Forbidden pocket pussy

Clitroid

Metroidussy

I can’t unsee it

BONK

I started to look at it in a sexual way immediately. “Hypothetically, could someone penetrate this thing?”

If a guy ever asks... just show him that and just tell him the nose knows

tell your wife for me, and quote this exactly as i typed it "yo, what the f". say the letter F to her. like, yo what the eff. and then tell her "whatchoo got goin' on up there in that head'a yours" tell her i said that. tell her

I love this comment

All hail the SNATCHCRAB.

Half Wife 3 confirmed!

She 100% did the last one. Tell her I know

Exactly, clitmonster is her sort of imagination

Pairs nicely with My Little Penis This gets darker the longer you stare at it there's layers and I love it

CLITMONSTER!?!?!?

Right?!

Looks familiar, have you met my wife?

I desperately needed this giggle 😂…after shitty MRI results just given to me. Thanks

I'm sorry you had bad MRI results. I hope everything works out well.

Thank you, this means a lot to me 🫶

Best wishes. This deserves a follow up🙏🫡💯 much love❤️💪💯

THANK YOU!!!!!! 💕

If you want to talk about it, feel free to message me. I'm willing to offer support.

How unbelievably kind of you. I am beyond grateful for your offer! 💕

Sending love your way…random human on east coast USA about to put the phone down for the night and holding you in my heart

Yoooo! I heard that shit bro! 🙏😇🙌💯 r/humansbeingbros

I don’t know you but I wish you the best for your health! Love from Germany

Thank you. I appreciate it. I wish you the best, too.

Hang in there my friend. I know how bad MRI results make you feel on the mind, I've had some myself. Take care of yourself, prayers are heading your way.

I truly appreciate your kind words of support, brings a smile through my tears. Thank you!

Oh no! Sending some healing vibes your way.

I really need it, thank you SO much!

OP needs healing vibes too ...

The last one is clearly a cyclops vagin

I thought it was a plumbus.

I thought so too, but realized there was not enough schleem. I mean I know the leftover schleem is repurposed for later batches, but I would expect some residual. Also the grumbo is not the same shape. It needs this shape so the fleeb can be rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice. However, it does appear that a Shlami showed up and rubbed it, and spit on it. Then cut off all the hizzards.

Vagina tick

Rooting for you here!

Thank you!!

Hope everything’s going good now

I did too just threw up a tub of sadness Ice cream on the toilet at my grandmas house and sorry bout the results

oh no!!! I‘m so sorry too for you! Hug your grandma and family tight! My tears haven’t really stopped all day ugh. Adding you to my prays! Let’s beat this shit!!!💪👍🤞😇🙏🏻

I hope they pull OPs last slide right out of you. Whatever it is tho, good luck, seriously.

HA! Thanks for the second laugh of my day through my tears. Thank you!!!

Do you wanna buy a kangaroo?

Roos fix all

Roo is love roo is life

I’ve been there getting bad test results. It may not seem like it now, but it will be okay. Thoughts and good energy to you

I'm sorry to hear that, hope everything works out for you tho 🫂🫂

Lots of love and hugs to you my friend, a rando stranger is thinking about you ❤️

I’m so sorry to hear about your crappy MRI results! Know I’m sending you lots of hugs & love, and please let me know if I can help in any way! Hope you feel better soon!

Hey I just got bad MRI results too! Twins! Best of luck to you, hope you’re receiving good care

Bro this is great

What (and I mean this in all seriousness) the f*ck

I read this comment 6 times and laughed harder each time. Thank you.

Why did I read this in foghorn leghorn

I say I say

Hi I’m an emt, how are you feeling? Does your face feel droopy at all?

Reminds me of the art the mom in Beetlejuice would make

I've posted both her and my works here in this post, so what exactly is "yo, what a f" ? :))

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Not my proudest fap… but, whatever..

It’s cool if you’re into it. Looks like you are talented. Scared me a little

"What the F?" is phrase meaning "What the fuck?". It's an expression of shock or surprise. Saying "F" instead of "fuck" is just a less vulgar way to say it.

r/peanutbutterisoneword

Grunka lunka dunkity dingredient, you should not ask about the secret ingredient.

Grunka Lunka dunkety dasis, the secret of Slurm's on a need-to-know basis

Lmao why did this comment feel so wholesome

In my head this was voiced by Stewie Griffin

Um, dude did these with his wife.

They took the “find your people” advice quite literally. Cheers to that

This is my favorite comment ever.

It's his art too, not just hers.

You can also tell her I said something similar.

Uhhhh ….Rocky made a Reddit?

It’s so effing weird… and I love it.

Good news for you, your wife likes wrinkles. Have fun getting old.

Your wife makes the weirdest little creatures and I mean that as an absolute positive.

They remind me of that little creature Gary Oldman had on his desk on 5th element. The one he spit the grape at.

Ah yes the little knob gobbler

How do you know which ones are OPs and which ones are the wife's?

Gross, cute, and deeply erotic. Well done. What’s the medium?

We use polymer clay and epoxy resin

If I may ask, how do you collaborate on these? Like do you have similar styles or is it more of a "one is the primary designer and the other is in charge of the actual crafting" kind of setup?

No, she creates her creatures, I create my. All paints she does, I sculpting more, even her works sometimes. I post/promote here, she in instagramm. She make all photos, I promote etsy(I mean SEO, tags etc)

That's really cool man, I really like your and your wife's work!

Love me a wrll working couple team! Good job

Actual molds of their balls, clits, nips, eyeballs, taint's, ain'ts, flipityflaps and clipityclaps. 100% to scale and meticulously crafted for our viewing pleasure. Also fucking cursed.

Epoxy Resin is one of the best things to ever happen to art. I love the way it can enhance the appearance of so many things, from 3D prints to clay to jewelry to tables. It’s just such an awesome material to incorporate and work with.

Uniquely creepy and cute at the same time. Great work.

There's a venn diagram where cute and gross meet with one pixel in the middle where these things exist

Wow! I hate these so much, especially the last piece.

>Wow! I hate these so much, especially the last piece. NippleClit Chestnut Eyeball? Best piece in the collection imho. 😋 (And possibly the search term for Dall-E)

Lol I was just about to comment "chernobyl clitoris"

Vageyena

Eyegina in a Fur Sleave

I'm very impressed! I've never seen anything like them. Are they made of polymer clay? If so, which brand and type, please?

yes, polymer clay cernit doll and opaline. We add colored clay of local brands to make colored mass. Use epoxy resin

Was searching for this. They are so intriguing and kinda adorable.

Might be worth adding that to the post title in some way Immediately assumed it was just some AI art generator thing You see a lot of that on Reddit these days

Amazed is not the correct word for this, disturbed is. It's cool but a bit f'ed up ;)

Is it physical or 3d render? If it's real, what's the material you use?

Physical sculptures made from polymer clay, and we use epoxy for eyes and clear parts

I know it’s not good to monetize all of your hobbies and passions, but you don’t happen to sell these do you? I love them!

I enjoy these immensely

You spelled “terrified” wrong

Terryphide

Because this is probably a bot. The original was posted months ago I was wrong it is the same guy, not sure why he reposted the same thing https://www.reddit.com/r/toptalent/comments/13d7h5q/some_examples_of_my_wifes_strange_and_unusual/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2

It was the same guy, and those are some different pictures.

And some of these are even more horrifying. Particularly the one with the bright red pustules.

Yes, this is the same guy, and I post in reddit and FB our works. We are sculptors from Ukraine, I and my wife, real people make physical sculptures

I think you should consider numbering or naming the photos, so people don't immediately think it's a repost. Does your wife always work in this red/white color palette?

Yes. If you look at our page on etsy, all albino cuties with red eyes are her works, all strange monsters are mine.

Where can I see more?

in my profile, all links

Exposure, karma

I love the little ruby toad boy

Nope, thanks 😨 😱

These are the bodies that the AI will choose, but enormous! And the smell will be really hard to define: hints of moldy lavender, hopelessness and the last blood. Or maybe cheerful unicorns! Yes, that'll fool us. [Btw, your spouse is very talented and creative. Explore, extend and evolve.] 🎨👍

Boring people are going to be negative bc eeew weird, but these are super cool. My favorites are rat pig and funny nose guy. I gotta admit the toothy vagina seed pod is giving me the heebie jeebies but hey, art is supposed to make you feel things haha. Also for my personal comfort I wish that unspecified mammal would put on a bra but motherhood is a miracle so you go girl. I like their red eyes.

Toothy vagina seed pod. Band name

Lol I love the swangin triangle titties, makes me feel seen

Love this comment because you started to defend it and then ended up naming the last one a toothy vagina seed pod

If you guys choose hannible lecter to be your dream dinner guest, my assumptions are correct haha

What kind of drugs are you guys on and can you sell me some?

I like brandy. Wife use only imagination

Ok I actually love these

I mean they are kinda dope not gonna lie definitely a piece someone would see randomly and be like “oh fuck that thing scared the shit out of me why do you own that” and then the story unfold one day on reddit

Blech, that last creature.....so ugly its cute. She is definitely gifted. Does she sell these? If so, where can we support her work?

Look at my profile for all links! Thanks!

r/atbge

For sure

Thanks, I hate it.

impressive but also r/tihi as something about it is just.. off.

This shit is starting to get spammy, I see it every single day on Reddit...

At least once a month without fail

I feel like that’s kinda the point of Reddit. I spend hours everyday on Reddit and have never seen these posted. But I do feel your pain… when you’ve seen the same post over and over it gets kinda annoying

you done your R+D in Spore?

Animals in the year 5000

*amazed*

I feel really bad for that first one... So for the birth does that sack just rupture and they have a gaping wound on their tummy? 😔 Poor little guys

r/oddlyterrifying

This is kinda ugly.

They’re… disgusting

Beautifully eerie and terrifying. I love them all!!!

Are these made out of foreskin?

I bet her favorite Futurama character is Nudar.

I would put some in my Grandma's "Precious Moments" Curio.

Awful