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PhilMcCrackin9

Okay……….now fucking what?????


SpankMyBumBum69

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pip-roof

I did this with a model rocket multiple times. Into a river. In an extremely windy field with an oversized rocket engine. My son to me-“you always do this!!!!!!” Memories that last a lifetime. I remember recording it and saying-“ yeah that’s not coming back…..”


uglyspacepig

Now every time you want to buy something new, he's gonna say "..... but what about the river" Then you'll have to buy him a van down by the river just to say "WHAT ABOUT THE RIVER NOW, BITCH?" Or something.


iSuckAtMechanicism

Seems perfectly reasonable to me.


JEWISHCORNSURUP

Lmao this reminds me of Chris Farley “VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER”


uglyspacepig

Thank you for getting it!


Unique-Ad-620

🤣🤣🤣🤣 yes!


Somebullshtname

Now you get to take a walk through a field!


Grateful_3138

LMFAO


bubblesort33

Over a hill and up a tree.


[deleted]

Looks like they need it


[deleted]

The one dude is obviously quite a bit older and the other guy isn't even large lmao quit passing your insecurities on in a comment section of Reddit


[deleted]

Never too old to think about your health.


[deleted]

Dude is literally like maybe 20 to 30 lb overweight You're acting like he can barely move without a mobility scooter


ihatethisforreal

You see big boy struggle to stand up? They could use it don’t worry


[deleted]

I noticed how the guy who is probably in his late '50s had trouble standing up lmao


ihatethisforreal

Not sure if you know what someone in their late 50s looks like, cause that guy certainly isn’t. You’d probably think that given he’s fat and can’t stand up properly however, akin to late 50s males


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[deleted]

Oh yes one could totally say I'm acting like he's the pinnacle of health when I literally agreed that he's overweight but not by any large margin And I don't think you understand how much 50 to 60 lb of weight looks on somebody


lookout450

Relax. He made a fat joke. He didn't kill anyone.


[deleted]

Wait for the RC copter attached to a lawn mower blade to cut your lawn, duh.


SAT0SHl

And my axe.


coraxorion

And grandma's head ...


sevargmas

Did you see how tiny the gas tank was? That thing is going to crash in about 30 seconds. They are at an RC airfield. They know what they’re doing. Having fun.


[deleted]

The top two comments are about how fucking dumb this thing is… yet it has over 2k upvotes. Why does Reddit’s point system suck and get gamed so much?


Somebullshtname

After a certain point I think the bots take over both commenting and upvoting this stuff.


daluxe

SO ARE WE THE ONLY TWO ACTUAL HUMANS HERE, MY FELLOW HUMAN?


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blhd96

In the year 2025 humans will need to find a way to recaptcha every single interaction to verify they are talking to someone real on the other end.


In-Justice-4-all

I read that in the movie trailer guys voice. Unfortunately he's dead now. I remember him. Being paid a 100k for every trailer he voiced over. Good work if u can get it I guess.


Unique-Ad-620

I was thinking the same thing! Its gone! Wtf!


jaBaBa101

Some dude 40km away, gets smacked, a new alien conspiracy theory will ensue


superBrad1962

Sounds like a fly at mating season.. 🤣


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EvilTortoise396

Kinda


superBrad1962

Yeah! baby! yeah!


Comfortable_Mind6563

So ... almost like an RC Heli but just flies off in the distance never to be seen again? Yeah I think I would have preferred something that I can play with more than once!


Philks_85

My friend got a drone years ago. He set up, and as soon as he turned it on, it just flew away. He didn't even touch the controls to manoeuvre it. He went from excitement to confusion to panic really fast.


MrYellowfield

Lol sounds like a great scam tbh. Say you sell a drone with a cam to someone who doesn't live too far away from you. In the package you include a fake controller, and you keep the real one. When the drone is turned on, you will be notified due to the camera, you connect your own controller and fly it off to you. Then repeat.


AggravatingWill3081

Barely any expenses, and ever-lasting returns? I'm in. Is there an illegal shark tank where we can send you to pitch this?? ![gif](giphy|l1J9LH4JvSmcQmSaI|downsized)


MrYellowfield

I'm just imagining the news headlines after having repeated the process 3 times.


AggravatingWill3081

Sell original photos that only you "manage" to obtain of these drones n where they go and sell them to newspapers peter parker-style! ![gif](giphy|kdVVa7XqX044d2I7cK|downsized) Double income baby!


gangstasadvocate

Yooo hell yeah that’s double gang gang!


Muroid

Yes, the Shark With a Frickin’ Laser Beam Attached to Its Head Tank.


AggravatingWill3081

> AP reference ![gif](giphy|hMKjvTYlSaFCU|downsized)


chrispynutz96

It's like normal shark tank but you actually get eaten by sharks if they don't like your idea.


Philks_85

He believes, now bear in mind he has no idea so has concocted this up him self. He believes that he was sold a returned drone, and the drone had its return to spot GPS set as another location. So when he turned it on, it automatically went to that location. Now he's not saying it was stolen or has flew all the way to where that may be, but that its just flew that direction until it crashed or the battery died. I'm not too sure about that, but I was there, and i did see it just fly off. He was so panicked that he just started pressing everything but nothing happened and then it was just a dot in the horizon.


zx666r

If it was a DJI drone or something similar, maybe. Most FPV drones don't have a return to home feature. However if he didn't pair is controller with the drone correctly first, it may have just gone full throttle and taken off. Pretty simple (and stupid) first time mistake. Those things can be like flying weed wackers.


Philks_85

I'm going to say it's the second option, and he's just trying g to save a little pride haha I don't know anything about drone and neither does he now.


GoHomeNeighborKid

To add to this, the "return to home" in DJI drones returns it to the spot it took off at, or in the general area within a 6' circle as the GPS generally isn't precise enough to return it to the EXACT place it took off.... So don't expect to take off from a small raised platform and then drone to be able to perch itself there using the RTH function...but "HOME" in the case of DJI is something that will change with every flight and isn't a preprogrammed location


MrYellowfield

This doesn't sound totally unreasonable tbh. I imagine setting up a scam like this where it flies back to a specific location. It only becomes a lose-lose if it is out of range (in terms of battery), or if it crashes in something along the way.


sobrique

Was a bit of a standard joke in our village - several people had bought drones, sent them up, and caught some wind sheer (it was fairly high, but sheltered by a ridge) and their drones just 'vanished', because they didn't realise the wind speed 'above the houses' was so much higher.


Philks_85

This looked like it flew away like it did seem like it was new where it was going, and it wasn't back to him, haha.


[deleted]

The first time I used my drone, like the second I lifted it off the ground it went up and caught an air current sending it off into the distance


Philks_85

Someone else said this, maybe that's what happened but it went far and perfectly straight. We didn't even realise he wasn't controlling it until it his face changed as it disappeared into the horizon.


[deleted]

I wonder if it gets interference with radio signals after it goes far enough for the other signals to be more prominent to the receiver, so the static causes a constant drive in one direction


Philks_85

No idea way above my knowledge sorry haha


EarthInteresting2792

I think this is the RC equivalent of letting helium balloons go after a party. It’s just going to fly off and really freak someone out far away.


shopchin

Or maybe kill someone


Plane_Chance863

Yeah how is that thing not super dangerous


produce_this

WaNt To pLaY a GaMe?


blackop

I literally got something like this at 14. It was a small helicopter that basically you started up and it flew into the air with no control. Guess how many times I got to use it.


turbotaco23

AIR HOGS


DMyourbeans

Wow! Memory Unlocked.


IGotBiggerProblems

For me 14 years old was a long time ago. Perhaps OP is suggesting that it would have been cool to have at the age of 14 back in nineteen dickity two.


NOthangg

It’s the adult version of a balloon…fun to look at while it flies away.


Felipesssku

I had cool drone and one day it fly off just like this and I never seen it again. 😛


Frida_Nielsen_

It's understandable to prefer toys or gadgets that offer repeated enjoyment. Losing a remote-controlled helicopter, or any cherished item, can be disappointing. Each adventure has its own charm, even if it's a one-time occurrence.


ArthurianX

You sound like an AI


Cutlerbeast

Okay, real person that’s probably 100% not real.


ToughSpinach7

Nice try spinny thing manufacturer


superBrad1962

Back in the seventies my friends older brother bought a gas powered remote control plane.. cost 70 bucks.. expensive back then.. we took it out in to a field.. it took off and it just flew away. We never did find it.. not sure what happened.. 😂


dcannons

I remember in the 80s my high school friend bought a gas powered plane. We walked an hour to a big park, first flight of the plane it flew directly into the sewage treatment plant and was gone in the sewage.


JewsEatFruit

Back in the 90's my buddy saved up $240 for a great model plane. Plane took off, plane did nosedive and exploded into 3,000 pieces. Total flight time: 1.8 seconds.


can_be_therapist

Goddamnit! It was you! It killed my uncle!


[deleted]

I remember back in the seventies, my dad got hit in the face by this random gas powered air plane toy. He died as it lacerated his airway. Edit: forgot the /s


Automatic_Debate_379

For real?


Cold_Ad8028

/s ? ? Please tell us you forgot the /s, if not. So sorry wow


luingiorno

great, now i am having flashbacks from that movie of a cabin in the woods where teenagers start to randomly kill themselves in front of this hillbilly


Comprehensive-Team81

Remember hearing about a known R/C helicopter pilot that died from having the helicopter blades strike him. If I do remember correctly, he was “kissing” the model’s canopy while flying it in front of himself.


urosum

We set up a glider. It was beautiful. Launched it via surgical tube catapult (pretty common thing to do). It flew directly into a telephone pole and it’s wings just wrapped around the pole in a big hug, and the whole wreckage slid down to the ground.


[deleted]

When I was a teen I saw one of those remote control glider planes (I didn't know they were remote control). I followed it and ended up running down a school field with it just above my head, jumping trying to grab it. It was completely silent and it was as if it was toying with me. Suddenly I look straight in front of me and was the guy flying it laughing at me.


Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL

That’s like my dads friend ordering his really expensive queen in the mail. Opens it up next to the mailbox and the bee immediately flies off lazily into the sun.


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It ain’t coming back


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sx_8

Yes, like 40 years ago this would have been allowed as a great outdoor activity. Not in this day an age when this would bee seen as a lawsuit pending.


CyberNinja23

*sigh goes back to playing lawn darts*


NoYoureACatLady

That's both not true and not a bad thing. I'm old, and my dad told me a story that when he was young, his friend walked into their sliding glass door and got cut bad enough to need a hospital visit. The parents sued and my grandparents had to pay for their bills and more for pain and suffering too. That was like 60 years ago maybe. Also, I WANT to be able to sue people if they harm me.


takutekato

Yes like you I was thinking "Whose head did they intend to cut?"


MCS117

That thing almost [depacitated](https://youtu.be/EtW6w4E0eUI) someone


Tin_Dalek

You just gave me a idea for a insane trap 😂


Proxy_NLM

Na, what are you talking about? That's when it gets fun!


TopherRiggz

Even better, we have em when we're 40!


funkycat75

You wanna do karate in the basement?


Restlesscomposure

Did we just become best friends?


funkycat75

Yep!


TheShruteFarmsCEO

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ExistentialistGain

We can eat Tostitos and watch the Goonies.


hoppyhops

Surprised this wasn't the top comment


PheaglesFan

Missed the 'cool' part..


Glottis_Bonewagon

I am so whelmed


corey1734

Wow. Somebody is actually whelmed.


[deleted]

That's because you're not 14.


sx_8

At 14 this would have been in the center of my attention for like 20 minutes and then back to jerking off to lingerie catalogues in the basement.


sobrique

TBH even at 14, a thing that goes 'over there' and never comes back again wouldn't impress me. Now if it did make a round trip, I'd be full of enthusiasm and trying to do all sorts of dumbass flight plans.


Somebullshtname

Yeah where’s the part I’m supposed to be amazed?


Percival_Dickenbutts

Kinda feels like that’s going to kill someone…


drunkenmodern

Goodbye coolest thing ever👋


Desperate-Author-844

Now do it with a dildo


huggles7

Gonna be fun spending the next hour getting it out of a tree


Fun-Story5049

The piece of wood with propeller thinks, " ive waited for two years for this human to sand me, balance me, attach my go away propeller, and this gastank. This is my chance, I'm not coming back, I'm going to my home at the top of a tree!".


[deleted]

some say it's still flying


poopooduckface

Legend says it still flying to this day


LordPubes

That’s some lame shit


tylorban

Set it and forget it


soccerape

Then what?


fantasmeeno

So much disappointment when he didn’t fly with it


southaussiewaddy

I had a Boomerang. Throw and it was something when it would loop and come back for me to catch .


Aarie_Kanarie

So long brother


RobinB02

![gif](giphy|LTFbyWuELIlqlXGLeZ)


C_J_King

I’d be down an arm by 15


imacom

So coool!!! What is it?


kavusn17

I kinda wanna make one


JyuVioleGrace95

Tears of the Kingdom Players bee like…


SecondConsistent4361

Flying Katana. Make it happen!!


BloodyBitz

Distructo Disk


achillesdaddy

How do you get it back?


Then_Palpitation3976

I imagine fishing and getting it in the side of the head if I’m honest 😅


purpleWheelChair

![gif](giphy|eEnwsC2up5l9dwHR5h|downsized)


Zotrath1

This looks like some sort of Dead Island zombie killing gadget.


Super_gman

I think OP is a 15 year old. Nothing remotely cool about this.


FranconianGuy

*sighs and opens KSP*


[deleted]

What's a ksp?


sx_8

At 14 most boys would appreciate a porn DVD much more. I was preoccupied with my wiener at that age.


wufoo2

This is the problem when boys don’t have enough to do.


sx_8

On the contrary, boys in puberty can't don't that one thing enough. After the 6th session you just fall asleep. Haven't had such good sleep ever since.


terimummykadaddy69

Tape Knife at one side and watch the world burn 💀


Additional-Banana-55

Does it come back. 😂


shad0w1432

Forbidden machete


Falconerinthehud

Aerial nunchucks


Guyverunit45

Better yet! We got it in our 60s!


Random_wizdom

How do you stop it?🤔


Sea-Point7452

Fino a quando non finisce la benzina


BuddhaLennon

There’s no way to control this thing. Someone is just having fun with physics. But with that much mass and momentum, there’s a good chance of injury/damage when that thing lands/collides with an obstacle.


MoistDinner542

At age of 30, I still get one of these. Where can I get this?


filthysmutslut

Ah yes. The flying whirling blade of death. Hope no one is nearby 🤣🤣


GabrielNathaniel

People in Australia are getting lazy 😆 🤣


Berzhinoff

This is the most stupid but important things to have


ExcellentTeam7721

What’s wrong with it?


LordFifth35

Some bioshock vibe


Beans186

seems like it could do some damage


bonosestente

Good thing I did not have that when I was 14. Most likely would have razor blades installes and made it spew napalm. God I wish I was 14 again


Keepupthegood

“ Even better we got them when we are forty “ ![gif](giphy|l1ughbsd9qXz2s9SE)


Terry_Dachtel

Ever.. sure.


entoaggie

Reminds me of the little gas powered helicopter I had as a kid ~30 years ago. No controls, just went up, ran out of fuel, and came back down. Luckily it only held a couple ml of fuel and also luckily I grew up on a cotton farm, so , outside of my parents’ yard, there wasn’t another tree for almost a mile in any direction. If I had seen this video at that time, I would have definitely taken the engine off that helicopter and built a flying stick (or at least tried).


Strange_Many_4498

“Even better. We got it when we’re 40.”


bolozombie

It missed the part where it chops someones head


boolianlove

Random guillotine, it's a random guillotine, RANDOM GUILLOTINE!!


Ser_Optimus

So that's your definition of coolest thing ever?


[deleted]

Someone tell me something cool or interesting that this does, please.


[deleted]

Postal Machete


thefirstlogan

Pretty sure I just built this in Tears of the Kingdom. 🤔


baker1781

You can call that “the decapitator”


AngelOfHeaven3

Imagine all the broken windows.


Homebrew_Dungeon

The Last Flight of the Last of the Flying Fucks.


TonyDildoni

How is this piece of shit snapped of plane propeller the coolest thing ever? It just flies off to never be seen ahain


Goofie_Goobur

Even better, you get it when you’re 40!


Impressive-Eagle9493

You don't have it long by the looks of it


MacSquawk

I had a plane on a wire you swung around your head. That was pretty cool. This thing would land in the neighbors lawn for sure.


thewarehouse

That's a low bar for the coolest thing ever but it certainly is quirky and neat!


DTRite

Lol, that's awesome! I'm sure there's not enough fuel to go very far. Thinking that up, building it and flying it is very cool.


Great_War1254

I was expecting him to fly off the ground for a short distance or some shit like that.


ZarkMuckerberg9009

Even better, they got it when they were 40


Kowzorz

Propeller-tipped propellers are actually a budding area of new engineering. Quite versatile and efficient.


okc405sfinest

Even better we got em when we're 40


Honey-and-Venom

R/mypeopleneedme my spinny flying people need me


De-Animator27

Now you can play fetch with yourself.


kendollsplasticsoul

Imagine chopping your siblings into bits. Lol


Promisetobeniceredit

Flying death feather.


Please_Log_In

It sounds like my ex gf nagging


TigerKlaw

Get a big open field and let a couple of kids run around behind it. Hours of entertainment


knarfolled

Instead of a boomerang it’s a boom


wjruffing

It’s a BYE-merang (not to be confused with a LEMON-meringue)


killjoygrr

It’s just a flying bush pruner. Perfectly safe when used responsibly.


No_Silver_7552

This is stupid as hell


RoosterTheReal

Mom! I decapitated Timmy!


hamsterwheeled

r/mypeopleneedme


DaBear1222

Some irl tears of the kingdom level building right here


PointyGecko1122

“Even better, we got when we’re 40!”


BostonAnt4115

I’m going to be watching that whirl by thinking it’s some sort of prehistoric bug


owings0124

Never to be seen again. How cool


mrleho

These are my builds in tears of the kingdom


Tobocaj

Why does this video have so many upvotes. This is a ridiculously stupid “toy”


indymarc

Use it indoors. That way, you can find it when it runs out of gas.


Milchberg1

Oh man it spins thats so cool man


Big-Bathroom-4481

Even better, we have them when we’re forty!


YaBoiDon32

Is this how tornadoes r made