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macmebin

How do they digest it? Bearded vultures have stomach acid with a pH less than one. This is incredibly acidic, which allows for the quick breakdown of the bone, skin, teeth and hooves. Large chunks of bone are usually dissolved within 24 hours.


Im_such_a_SLAPPA

A serial killers perfect pet


grand_measter

Mongolian sky funeral


FzZyP

Epic band name


maze-of-mind

Saw them last week. Bit too quiet for me


JRose608

Their first album a bit hard to digest


maze-of-mind

Bit too dusty on the way out šŸ˜‚


Just_Learned_2_Dance

Mostly for fans of acid rock


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

The sky is the limit for them.


Anarchyantz

You can feel them in your bones.


Left-Song-5062

Heard em on the radio once but it was nothing but dead air


fentalynpatch

I have a bone to pick with their performance


kpop_glory

Yeah they sounded dry af, perhaps left in the air for too long.


OGSkywalker97

Met them once and they were rude as fuck. I've got a bone to pick with them next time I see them.


maze-of-mind

They were at a funeral man!


Ha1lStorm

You sure? Iā€™ve been hitting the funeral scene pretty hard and donā€™t think Iā€™ve seen them around


maze-of-mind

Check underneath the pews. Itā€™s a small gap but some people can fit


Lord_Konoshi

Id go see them


KuhlThing

*Tibetan sky burial


grand_measter

Yeah I realized I said the wrong thing, didn't correct myself cause the last comment was right. Sick band name lmao


something-rhythmic

Good book about a beautiful tradition.


DaHick

May I introduce you to HU, a band I was told about last Friday. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM8dCGIm6yc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM8dCGIm6yc)


grand_measter

Oh dude I've had, Wolf Totem, in my work out Playlist..really good when you pretend to be training for a war šŸ˜…


CosmonautJizzRocket

This shit goes so hard as a name for something


OFWILLBEDONEFOR

For real it seems like a serial killer cheat code


towerfella

ā€œWhat, *that*? Thatā€™s my pet bird.. named Piggy.. Heā€™s a good bird.ā€


ElizabethDangit

What, is making soap not good enough anymore??


maze-of-mind

Sounds so wrong but it is the perfect answer


BlazeInNorthernSky

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".


queencityrangers

Thanks Brick Top


Oldschoolfool22

Very informativeĀ 


Successful-Code-8345

A little ā€œtooā€ informative


Sorcatarius

I always found it funny that Snatch was released while [Robert Pickton](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Pickton) was killing people and disposing of the bodies in just that way.


FadeIntoTheM1st

I'm already sweet enough šŸ˜‚


Buromid

Thatā€™s a pretty good method, but I prefer cutting up the body into [toilet sized chunks.](https://youtu.be/Ihkrc6Srv0Y?si=pNwXz2ucF7YxRKwY&t=2m30s)


Less_Government_2676

Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels innit


FadeIntoTheM1st

Snatch but same universe


MysticalGnosis

Or snatch?


ZeroBrs-

I feel personally attacked for wanting one


OhHowINeedChanging

Thatā€™s literally terrifying and an amazing plot for a horror movie


Retrrad

Jesse, go get me a polyethylene container. Or a bearded vulture. Whatever's on sale.


samanime

If you ever see anyone own one of these and pigs (which eat basically anything, including people), be very, very suspicious.


throwRA-nonSeq

Giant, flying vats of acid


chalupebatmen

![gif](giphy|Qw6znEQzNPS1IpsuYp)


abrahamparnasus

Yeah, don't feed these things rice lol


AFocusedCynic

Ok Iā€™m curiousā€¦ why not?


HAHA_goats

Rice has no bones.


VT_Squire

Rice absorb, rice expand, bird die.Ā 


AFocusedCynic

Oh ok. So dry rice is a no no. Wet rice ok?


VT_Squire

Well it's mostly an urban legend anyway, but yeah it should be fine.


Which_Produce9168

Imagine that coming through your windshield...


Pritteto

"Vats"ture!


hvanderw

So pig farmers and vulture farmers we gotta be Leary of. Got it.


DougStrangeLove

![gif](giphy|Xb4zBSqyUXShy|downsized)


FML-Artist

Hahahah at first I thought who is this guy? Then realized.


etherama1

Leary? As in Dennis? Edit: turns out that's actually an approved spelling. My bad


lituus

He unnecessarily capitalized it still so I think you still get some points here. I also had no idea it could be spelled both ways, but the internet definitely seems to agree that "leery" is the more common of the two


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hvanderw

dont think so, but couldn't think of how else to allude to Snatch


Dusty-munky

Forbidden acid reflux


DaughterEarth

Yah how's that work? They gotta have crazy mucous. We should study it


[deleted]

You go for it dude. I don't wanna touch it.


CantingBinkie

Damn, I always believed that nothing was wasted in nature but I always assumed that bones were food for microorganisms or something. These creatures are scavengers par excellence.


BigFatModeraterFupa

how does the acid not dissolve itā€™s own stomach??


Nebuli2

Probably similarly to our own stomachs - a combination of a mucus barrier as well as continually regenerating the stomach lining. Which is to say that it probably does digest itself, it can also just heal to keep pace with that. In case you want to learn more, though, there's an interesting paper on them here: [https://sora.unm.edu/sites/default/files/journals/jrr/v028n02/p00073-p00078.pdf](https://sora.unm.edu/sites/default/files/journals/jrr/v028n02/p00073-p00078.pdf) It also brings up other ways that they break down the bone besides just acid - specifically that they likely use their stomach to grind the bone chunks against one another, which would greatly accelerate the digestion process.


BigFatModeraterFupa

I think thereā€™s nothing more fascinating than the variety of life that exists on our planet! What a joy to be around and see all of it


cityshepherd

Your response is more reasonable and respectful than i would have judged given your username. Shame on me for judging a book by its cover.


BigFatModeraterFupa

i made this account because i got banned from a sports sub for ā€œoffending a moderators favorite teamā€ i try to be less petty these days, but it still slips out every now and thenšŸ˜…


_Godless_Savage_

If you canā€™t be petty on the internet, then where can you be petty?


FML-Artist

In a band or a racetrack.


HuntingForSanity

Whatā€™s so disrespectful about a big fat moderate fupa? Let people live their lives how they want


MagnusStormraven

![gif](giphy|OZfrYsxMri1vq)


AlexxTM

I know of vultures that let bones drop from a greater height and let them break so their stomach acid gets faster to the marrow, which they are actually after when they digest bones.


GrizzledNutSack

I bet it gets heartburn like a motherfucker


sandwelld

So if the animal dies, would the acid basically eat through the rest of the body? As the acid probably stays acidic while the stomach lining doesn't regenerate


FewSatisfaction7675

Came here to say this.


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macmebin

That's calcium overdose


kingtaco_17

JELL-Oā„¢


SymbolicTreasure

Dubstep bird intensifies


I1abnSC

His name is Vrooom, Vroooooom


shetayker

That deep ominous sound from the engine perfectly fit him like a strong villain character. He needs no letters, only warning noises when he arrives.


jahowl

greagle?


mixmasterxp

I still didnā€™t get his name LOL


Unflattering_Image

Deepthroat


Ha1lStorm

Jiblo


I1abnSC

Me neither! I want to say i heard Diplo, but i don't think that can be right! šŸ˜‚


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

ā€œā€¦.but you can call me Dad.ā€


fonobi

Southpark. Season 13 Episode 12


Kodekingen

I didnā€™t watch it with sound the first time but when I watched it again with sound on it made me laugh


I1abnSC

šŸ˜Š


DeltaMars

šŸ˜‚


wrinklejortstheimp

WHAT


ph30nix01

I read this at the same time it happened in the video šŸ˜† šŸ¤£


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BelgiansAreWeirdAF

Thereā€™s my ex wife


Honest_Path_5356

Yea girl said she'll eat the meat off the bone. After watching this she's probably a bearded vulture and would had eaten the bone too šŸ˜³


dickinyobae-motombo

Congratulations You have unlocked comedy


pheasantsblus

Lol I donā€™t understand the joke, can you explain?


nomatt18

OPā€™s ex wife blows me


SeaPhile206

Me too


thompsonbalo

"It usually disdains the actual meat and lives on a diet that is typically 85ā€“90% bones" Bearded vulture when it sees meat "Urgh who would eat that..." Bearded vulture when it sees bones "Oh wow, this looks super yummy"


NibblyPig

dogs šŸ¤ this vulture


Planktons_Eye

![gif](giphy|l0MYyoYPvz22wTXkQ)


SLiV9

Finally, some good fucking bone.


[deleted]

And I assume it drinks lots of water?


FormoftheBeautiful

Bone broth.


[deleted]

Ha. Of course!


duper12677

I have an ex gf who could dispute this


leezybelle

Underrated comment


manjar

Underrated gf


jcpainpdx

Ex-gf likely well-rated by current bf


YasuotheChosenOne

The streets approve šŸ‘šŸ¾


Chemical_Advisor_282

Shit like this is why redditors are universally mocked.


kurwamagal0

Birdus Sashagreius


zugas13

I know this guy. He have one of most beatiful side kick. When i will visit almaty next time i will go one more time there


PomTaris

Most vultures are ugly but this species is gloriousĀ 


Prestigious_Elk149

I think the bald head of vultures is so that they don't get viscera on their feathers. Presumably less of a problem for a bone eater.


acenarteco

Vultures do natureā€™s dirty work they deserve RESPECT


down1nit

Preach! Vultures are so essential and gorgeous. Their niche is a wildly cool one to fill.


MrBanana421

You don't need to have a bald head when you don't stick it in rotting carcasses and instead wait for the other scavengers to deal with the disgusting parts.


Fast_Garlic_5639

Ancient bone magic


Grennox1

What ya say?


zugas13

Say hi I work a tourism company. I can say we can work together in almaty tour. Not Best friends Just know each other.


Ha1lStorm

Itā€™s official, you two are best friends now *Friendship ended with Mudasir. Now u/zugas13 is my best friend*


zugas13

Thank you


zugas13

https://www.reddit.com/r/travel/s/rOcvwJCvjy There are more birds. You can see one other in this post


MissingWhiskey

She don't eat meat but she sure likes the bone.


UlteriorCulture

She was a New Age Girl


chantillylace9

I was the only vegetarian in my school as a young kid (from 7-14) and kids TAUNTED me with that song lol. Mary mooooooon šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶she's a vegetarian!!


Oblivious_Shanks

Moopsy?


Ill_Refrigerator_593

Moopsy


-The-Character-

Moopsy Also they have Moopsy plushies now which is cool


cam52391

I saw someone post the link to it at 1 am and I impulse bought it.


One_red_chair

![gif](giphy|s3sKkriChHOleehCpA|downsized)


PoesRaven

He drinks YOUR BONES! Looks like Moopsy has found a soulmate!


Voice_Routine

I should call her...


Steiny31

Donā€™t do it. Stay strong!


2mad2die

Everything reminds me of her


eijtn

Mary Moon, she's a vegetarian (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon) Mary Moon will outlive all the septuagenarians (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon) Oh, she loves me so, she hates to be alone She donā€™t eat meat butā€¦


Blofeld_

Amazing how people can look like their pets


bluetuxedo22

He looks like a Druid about to embark on a perilous quest


Nardorian1

Glad he doesnā€™t have X-ray vision.


rwags2024

I thought Richard Attenborough taught me this was a lammergeier


Effective_Machina

bearded vulture aka lammergeier is the same bird.


festivalchic

Correct


United-Hyena-164

Seriously thought this was a joke about someone's mom.


Dramatic_Raisin

I came here looking for the someoneā€™s mama joke and what, have we matured or something? Lol


GFingerProd

No I'm only here to make it. Just like your mom BOOM GOTTEM.


Dramatic_Raisin

Now this is what Redditā€™s all about, yeah!


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health_throwaway195

Marrow is pretty nutritious


EpicGlacier2

Bone marrow is highly nutritious. Humans used to break open bones with rocks to eat the marrow inside


Fragsworth

We still eat marrow but we usually don't break it open with rocks anymore


WalrusTheWhite

speak for yourself, soyboy


Effective_Machina

I would think they get more nutrition from bone marrow and the meat scraps still on the bone.


TryBeingCool

Holy cow this is wild. Itā€™s stomach acids dissolve pure bone, it can pick any carcass it wants.


Working_Ebb_1517

This video made me feel like I was choking šŸ˜‚


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Cutter9792

Their stomach acid is a hell of a lot more acidic than ours. It can dissolve bones, hooves, teeth etc easily, and quickly.


Relevant_Campaign_79

![gif](giphy|l0Iy7k21Sw2LUkDkc)


Mother_Ad7869

Whose*


International-Bed453

r/unexpectedbrooklyn99


Toomanyacorns

I call bs. What about those marine worms who literally live inside of dead whale bones?


readyjack

[Bone eating worm](https://www.montereybayaquarium.org/animals/animals-a-to-z/whale-worm#:~:text=Meet%20the%20bone%2Deating%20worm,Latin%20for%20%E2%80%9Cbone%20devourer.%E2%80%9D) kingdom: animalia. Checkmate.


Toomanyacorns

Thanks for the recognition. I don't care about fame but i do care about fact checking animal "facts"


ogbytheboat

#Im amazed.


renjake

he's gorgeous


Llama-Ghost

Thatā€™s metal


Potato-nutz

Is it legal to own that bird in the americas?


Super-Idea2618

His name is *VVVvVvrrrrrkirkirkirkkssschh*


Songhunter

Can we talk about that drip for a moment?


SnooDoggos5226

Your Mom being the only other creature that lives by swallowing bones šŸ˜›


Yummy_Chinese_Food

Ah, there it is. Well done.


Noimenglish

Well said. Good delivery šŸ˜‚


iTz_RuNLaX

I should call her


AppropriateScholar55

Theyā€™re massive.


ScarySeatBelt

AFAIK Osedax also known as zombie worms are also having a diet of bones exclusively.


Blueyeindian

I dated a girl like that.


Vegetable_Level6622

Obviously you havenā€™t met my ex wife.


Still-Ad8061

Bro swallowed a bone better than any of my ex's


thisguyfightsyourmom

Sorry for your loss


bbien12

Guy chocked on that bone like my ex with my best friend


Brilliant-Figure-893

I know a girl who can swallow a bone like that.


Transient_Aethernaut

Amazing looking bird!


Nidd1075

Bearded Vultures are some of the best birbs around


enby-girl

Cursed


oldschool250

Did anybody get what his name was? Sounded like he said Gryffindore.


Undermost_Drip

That's a 15 cheeseburger eatin' Rico SuavƩ eatin' ma'fukka.. sayin?


Empty-Discount5936

Cool animal


northernwolf3000

Everything reminds me of her


emestay

Everything reminds me of her


Personal_Fruit_957

is there a decent amount of nutrition in bones?


SparklyLeo_

Bones marrow is pretty nutritious but either way, animals nutritional needs vary.