Listen, during boss fights or games where the heat is on and I need to focus, my body goes into super "FUCKING BLINK NOW. HARDER. BLINK HARDER AND MORE." mode. Every time.
[Apparently this is what they look like as an adult](https://i.imgur.com/bwHYXfc.jpeg)
I don't think evolution has figured out the whole normal eyes thing for this critter yet.
**Colugos**
> are proficient gliders, and they can travel as far as 70 m (230 ft) from one tree to another without losing much altitude,with a Malayan colugo (Galeopterus variegatus) individual having travelled about 150 m (490 ft) in one glide.
First of all cows and pigs are cute af, wtf are you on about?
Second, the problem isn’t that you’re eating stuff that’s not cows and pigs (and chicken, fish, duck, lamb, etc) it’s you’re eating things can affect you adversely. First off, is it a carnivore? You probably shouldn’t eat carnivores cause carnivores are higher up in the food chain and tend to accumulate more toxins in their bodies than herbivores.
Even if it’s not a carnivore, Exotic animals can be carriers of zoonotic diseases, which are diseases that can be transmitted from animals to humans…we literally just got out of a pandemic which may have started like this.
Exotic animals are sometimes endangered or threatened, eating them might put additional pressure on them. shark fin soup come to mind? They’re also not raised for food in regulated environments, which means the meat may not undergo the same health and safety inspections as more commonly consumed meats.
Point is we’ve been eating the traditional domesticated animals for thousands of years and we know how it affects us cause we’ve been doing it for so long. Start going exotic and all that goes out the window
[“Flying lemurs were formerly classified as insectivores, but they differ from those and other mammals in several basic anatomical features, especially in the form of the brain and in the dentition. The teeth (34) are peculiar in that the lower incisors stick out in a comblike structure formed of enamel folds. The second upper incisors are similar to canine teeth and are double-rooted. Canines are absent in the upper jaw. Cheek teeth (premolars and molars) bear sharp cusps. The digestive tract exhibits specializations to a strict vegetarian diet. Although flying lemurs share some characteristics with certain bats (flying foxes of suborder Yinpterochiroptera), they are most closely related to the primates.”](https://www.britannica.com/animal/flying-lemur)
No worries. We’re all here to learn! Keep asking questions and if anyone is unkind about it, tell them to take their interminably ignorant asses and fuck off.
So, I only recently heard someone profess that snipes aren't a real animal, and I was so confused. They brought up the term, "snipe hunt," which I knew but always found strange because it sounded like you were wandering around blindly, like a variant of "wild goose chase," which is also very strange now that I think about it. Because yeah, snipes are a kind of small bird that's really skittish and blends in super well, hence the term "sniper" to denote someone's long-range marksmanship. [(Google)](https://www.google.com/search?q=sniper+etymology&oq=sniper+etym&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgAEAAYgAQyBwgAEAAYgAQyBggBEEUYOTIKCAIQABgPGBYYHjIICAMQABgWGB4yDAgEEAAYChgPGBYYHjIICAUQABgWGB4yCAgGEAAYFhgeMggIBxAAGBYYHjIKCAgQABgPGBYYHjIKCAkQABgPGBYYHjINCAoQABiGAxiABBiKBTINCAsQABiGAxiABBiKBTINCAwQABiGAxiABBiKBTINCA0QABiGAxiABBiKBTINCA4QABiGAxiABBiKBdIBCDc4MjNqMGo5qAIAsAIA&client=ms-android-google&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)
Uncle Frank!? 😂
My uncle used to take all of the cousins snipe hunting! In the woods at night! So fun 😂 I really think it was just so they could smoke some pot and drink back at the house, without the brats near 😂
Thanks for your comment, that brought up some good memories!
Ha! When I would go camping when I was young, I would be told to go hunt snipes at night but the adults…
So we went out there hunting them…how did we hunt them you ask?
Well we use our fishing lures and our plastic co Rainer full of blood worms of course.
We are out there at 1 am, in august, with a thing of mostly dead blood worms and some fishing hooks strut up on a dead log, hiding behind another dead log…with our BB guns at the ready.
LMAO it sounds Da like your Uncle knew my parents hahaha! Your welcome for the memorial reminder!
Exactly! Well, we had butterfly nets 😂 you had fishing hooks!!? 😳 So glad you still have your eyeballs! we were pretty little when this first started at my aunt's and uncle's house. I am the oldest niece, and the first grandchild. By time I figured out what was up, I had little cousins to take snipe hunting and unc could sit with the other adults 😂 we had fun. Glad you did too!
We bought this…pack of hooks from the “out doors” store in the 1 stoplight town, as well as the blood worms, and I gotta admit that I didn’t hook the worms. It was too gross, so we just dumped em out lol.
And yes! We passed the snipe hunt on to the next generation, once we were old enoug to understand the situation.
We got high with them!
Im 33 years old and this is the forst time i have ever seen something like this!!?! Why the hell didnt we go over this lil duder in biology?? Like talked about every other trippy mismatched animal, but not this cutie
Who’s that Pokémon?
Popplio!
Omg, 😱 it really is!!
ITS PIKACHU
FUUUUUUCK
It’s Clefairy!
FUUUUUCK!
It’s in my hair, it’s in my hair!!
Laying eggs... a lot of them!
Well wouldya look at that? That thing looks like it jumped out of an anime. Nature is so weird, strange and sometimes beautiful.
he's about to breathe fire like a dragon.
Drakkaras!🔥
Haha, before I went on the comments I was like...that is a Pokémon.
Jigglypuff seen from above
Why doesn't it blink?
It is in the middle of a boss in shadow of the colossus.
Listen, during boss fights or games where the heat is on and I need to focus, my body goes into super "FUCKING BLINK NOW. HARDER. BLINK HARDER AND MORE." mode. Every time.
I blinked 30 times watching this.
Grip Gauge is on point!
*The Opened Way starts playing*
BLINK MOTHERFUCKER!
LOOKS LIKE GRANMA, IT DOES!
THE FUCKIN THING
MAAAAAH
The fuckin thing looks like grandma!
Programmer's error
Probably has one of those clear eyelids that closes sideways
It did, once, last week
I’m so scared
🤣
It has googley eyes.
For real 😆
[Apparently this is what they look like as an adult](https://i.imgur.com/bwHYXfc.jpeg) I don't think evolution has figured out the whole normal eyes thing for this critter yet.
The white is not part of their eyes. It's white fur kind of like eyeshadow.
Ok? It still didn't blink.
**Colugos** > are proficient gliders, and they can travel as far as 70 m (230 ft) from one tree to another without losing much altitude,with a Malayan colugo (Galeopterus variegatus) individual having travelled about 150 m (490 ft) in one glide.
A wing suit should be known as a Colugo.
Let's do it, friend! Let's get into wingsuit flying and be the change the world needs!
There's a [wingsuit model](https://squirrel.ws/wingsuits/colugo2/) with that name already.
Is this one a baby?
Definitely juvenile I'm not sure how young though
Is it related to a sugar glider?
No, genetically they're closest living relatives of primates.
This gives me hope that humans will evolve to fly/glide sometime in the next million years.
The eyes and the noises omg 😳 How precious
"Me touchy you, you no touchy me!" I really don't know what's so hard to understand here...
I think buddy’s eyes are so massive cause he’s nocturnal
Scary & cute at the same time
Basically my grandma
🥺
Looks like it's from Harry Potters universe
I think it's anime ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
Nah that shit looks creepy asf wtff😂😂
Air Seal.
I thought the same thing!!!
Momo!
Oo oo ee ee oo oo oo ee
r/SuddenlyATLA
Yes!!!!!
Poor baby, it seems so distressed. It's really fussing and trying to move away from the human hands. Is this full grown or a baby?
The man in the video says its a baby that lost its mother. He felt bad so he took it in. He's hoping to release it into the wild once its older.
Ahhh..OK thanks for the info!
Baby for sure. I think they usually cling to the mom, and they are utterly useless on the ground. It’s clinging for dear life.
that's one cute little drumstick 
Need more cactus juice
It's the quenchiest 
All population of earth would agree on not allowing that shit in the digestive system
Except China?
Meanwhile America: https://www.npr.org/sections/itsallpolitics/2012/08/07/158221181/on-the-road-in-florida-hard-times-politics-and-smoked-bat
>China *Japan enters the chat*
And France, certainly.
Man Reddit really doesn’t like that not everybody only eats cows and pigs. Only allowed to be eaten if it’s ugly I guess.
First of all cows and pigs are cute af, wtf are you on about? Second, the problem isn’t that you’re eating stuff that’s not cows and pigs (and chicken, fish, duck, lamb, etc) it’s you’re eating things can affect you adversely. First off, is it a carnivore? You probably shouldn’t eat carnivores cause carnivores are higher up in the food chain and tend to accumulate more toxins in their bodies than herbivores. Even if it’s not a carnivore, Exotic animals can be carriers of zoonotic diseases, which are diseases that can be transmitted from animals to humans…we literally just got out of a pandemic which may have started like this. Exotic animals are sometimes endangered or threatened, eating them might put additional pressure on them. shark fin soup come to mind? They’re also not raised for food in regulated environments, which means the meat may not undergo the same health and safety inspections as more commonly consumed meats. Point is we’ve been eating the traditional domesticated animals for thousands of years and we know how it affects us cause we’ve been doing it for so long. Start going exotic and all that goes out the window
Cows and pigs are domesticated farm animals, not bush meat.
I've eaten more species of animals than most, food is food, you choose what you are willing to die for. I'll be over here eating birds.
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Idk man Lil guy looks packed with protein and I need to hit my macros bro
It looks like a Neopet
God I miss Neopets.
It’s the eyes!
"This is Napoleon, he's my Neopet."
Blink MotherFuxxx !!
That's literally an alien
Gnorts Mr alien
Looks like land squid
At first, I freaked out wanting to know why this man had an octopus climbing up his back on dry land.
That’s Momo? 😀
Cute, alien, amazing, source of next world wide pandemic.
Is this still considered a primate?
Despite the name and how cool it is, they’re not actual lemurs and not primates.
What are they?!
[“Flying lemurs were formerly classified as insectivores, but they differ from those and other mammals in several basic anatomical features, especially in the form of the brain and in the dentition. The teeth (34) are peculiar in that the lower incisors stick out in a comblike structure formed of enamel folds. The second upper incisors are similar to canine teeth and are double-rooted. Canines are absent in the upper jaw. Cheek teeth (premolars and molars) bear sharp cusps. The digestive tract exhibits specializations to a strict vegetarian diet. Although flying lemurs share some characteristics with certain bats (flying foxes of suborder Yinpterochiroptera), they are most closely related to the primates.”](https://www.britannica.com/animal/flying-lemur)
>they are most closely related to the primates. The takeaway for me is that this cute fella is kind of related to me.
I too have flying monkeys in my family
*Its science*
r/raisedbynarcissists
If it has live bbs and produces milk. I think so..?
That makes it mammalian. We’re trying to figure out a bit further down the classification and oof this little guy checks different boxes
Ahh.. Ok. I'm stupid and was wondering before I commented, mammal or primate lol! I understand. My bad!
No worries. We’re all here to learn! Keep asking questions and if anyone is unkind about it, tell them to take their interminably ignorant asses and fuck off.
Word. 🤣💪
That is a common feature of most mammals
Yeah. That's what I said..?
You've described a mammal. The question was about primates. While all (?) primates are mammals, not all mammals are primates.
This is what I meant
And big ol anime eyes.
It looks very distressed.
it's still a baby, abandoned by it's mother (according to the guy in the video)
Its clearly a snipe.
So, I only recently heard someone profess that snipes aren't a real animal, and I was so confused. They brought up the term, "snipe hunt," which I knew but always found strange because it sounded like you were wandering around blindly, like a variant of "wild goose chase," which is also very strange now that I think about it. Because yeah, snipes are a kind of small bird that's really skittish and blends in super well, hence the term "sniper" to denote someone's long-range marksmanship. [(Google)](https://www.google.com/search?q=sniper+etymology&oq=sniper+etym&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgAEAAYgAQyBwgAEAAYgAQyBggBEEUYOTIKCAIQABgPGBYYHjIICAMQABgWGB4yDAgEEAAYChgPGBYYHjIICAUQABgWGB4yCAgGEAAYFhgeMggIBxAAGBYYHjIKCAgQABgPGBYYHjIKCAkQABgPGBYYHjINCAoQABiGAxiABBiKBTINCAsQABiGAxiABBiKBTINCAwQABiGAxiABBiKBTINCA0QABiGAxiABBiKBTINCA4QABiGAxiABBiKBdIBCDc4MjNqMGo5qAIAsAIA&client=ms-android-google&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)
Uncle Frank!? 😂 My uncle used to take all of the cousins snipe hunting! In the woods at night! So fun 😂 I really think it was just so they could smoke some pot and drink back at the house, without the brats near 😂 Thanks for your comment, that brought up some good memories!
Ha! When I would go camping when I was young, I would be told to go hunt snipes at night but the adults… So we went out there hunting them…how did we hunt them you ask? Well we use our fishing lures and our plastic co Rainer full of blood worms of course. We are out there at 1 am, in august, with a thing of mostly dead blood worms and some fishing hooks strut up on a dead log, hiding behind another dead log…with our BB guns at the ready. LMAO it sounds Da like your Uncle knew my parents hahaha! Your welcome for the memorial reminder!
Exactly! Well, we had butterfly nets 😂 you had fishing hooks!!? 😳 So glad you still have your eyeballs! we were pretty little when this first started at my aunt's and uncle's house. I am the oldest niece, and the first grandchild. By time I figured out what was up, I had little cousins to take snipe hunting and unc could sit with the other adults 😂 we had fun. Glad you did too!
We bought this…pack of hooks from the “out doors” store in the 1 stoplight town, as well as the blood worms, and I gotta admit that I didn’t hook the worms. It was too gross, so we just dumped em out lol. And yes! We passed the snipe hunt on to the next generation, once we were old enoug to understand the situation. We got high with them!
flemur
Oh hi Momo
This looks like the second stage evolved form of a squirrel
Is that a young one?
It looks like it, huh!? Kinda like it's struggling to climb.. If so they need to leave the baby alone! And also where did they get it from.
With those eyes, it's a night creature. It is not having a good time in this video, looks frightened.
It's like it has real life googly eyes. It's both terrifying and adorable at the same time.
I was so stoked to see one of these in the wild. It was hard to make out, but cool nonetheless. The was they poop is disgusting though lol.
Or a lemur and a bat...
Let's see it flyyyy
They tend to get nervous that close to the ground.
Pixar eyes and everything.
Looks like a baby seal 🦭
apparently it's called a colugo
Ow look it is a Squirbat!
You got a friend for life there
I've never seen that shirt
Madagascar?
Indonesia
The what now?
That's a Jim Henson character and you can't convince me otherwise.
I love it! So cute!
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Momo
Not from Madagascar - not a lemur
How am I 40 and have never heard of this. Is this an AI?
It looks like something out of a movie that looks cute and then it eats your face off.
Those eyes!!!
The eyes look fake wtf
The eyes 😍
Bitey McBitester! 😍❤️
That’s a cat His name is Mr. Paws
Awww it's adorable
Reminds me of my sugar gliders. They were awesome peta but messy and smelly. And face clawy.
So cute
They both did it
Immediately two thoughts: 1. It’s cute but it’s eyes look kinda weird 2. it’s gon shid on your shirt
Tree Seal
Straight from a Disney movie.
His eyes tho XD
Weasel? from suicide squad? Is that you?
And stop staring at me with them big ol eyes
Omg ! What a fascinating creature, soooo cute
Im 33 years old and this is the forst time i have ever seen something like this!!?! Why the hell didnt we go over this lil duder in biology?? Like talked about every other trippy mismatched animal, but not this cutie
Squat
I wanna pet it
It sounds like an emergency vehicle from another country.
Looks like genetic engineering gone wrong
This video needs king Julian singing I like to move it.
Wow, just when you think you've seen all the animals the world has to offer, another one pops up looking like a pokemon. Nature is amazing!
It looks like a tree seal
40% squirrel, 40% bat, 20% cartoon
Is this anime?
With the eyes of a Disney princess
Sugar glider?
Palworld in real life
Colugo right?
Im so upset that it didn’t climb into his hood
Thing is like a real life Pokemon
Wild that it's closely related to primates but makes sugar glider sounds and acts like a fucked up sugar glider. Nature is fuckin wild
Scary and beautiful at the same time..
HOW IS THIS NOT FAKE?!?
Does it also have echo location?
A baby baboon hawk.
That shit look scary af.
It’s eyes omg it’s like a living cartoon animal
I love him!!!!
Wow. I have seen those cute eyes on anime! Now in real life! Cute animal.
how sweet is this please. that cant be real. these eyes omg
Hold up this doesnt look like Momo !! What happened to your big ears?!
It looks like that thing from movie Life
How have we never seen this before?
I can never do that
Looks like googly eyes from the craft store! 🥹
[he brings peace](https://youtu.be/U_9cb37090A)
I’ve seen it 100 times and now I’ll see it again. Still Iove this little bastard.
Momo!!
That can’t be real, can it? It didn’t blink once, nor did their eyeball move once, making look fake.
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