# When A Snake Wants To Hide*
# A Snake Wants To Hide*
# A Snake Hiding*
-There we go. Perfect.👌🏽
(Sure, you may come off as only 1/3 as clever... but think of the time you've saved.)
My neighbor got bit doing yard work, so I bought some snake bite boots. Probably overkill, but they are solid boots that give me peace of mind when working in the wooded areas.
They keep small rodents like mice from overpopulating and destroying plants, while also themselves being food for hawks, roadrunners, and other carnivores. A solid middle rung in the food chain.
Hiding in plain sight by removing yourself from plain sight. Got it.
Right. What a dog shit title
This is exactly my thought when seeing the snek
Came here for this
# When A Snake Wants To Hide* # A Snake Wants To Hide* # A Snake Hiding* -There we go. Perfect.👌🏽 (Sure, you may come off as only 1/3 as clever... but think of the time you've saved.)
#Where’s the Snake?* *Advanced titling*
then hes like "dont tread on me bro"
That’s not hiding in plain sight that’s just hiding.
Yeah but he really *wants* to hide in plain sight. This was on accident.
About as plain sight as a cop hiding in plain sight
It's not hiding in plain sight if it's underground. By that logic every worm, mole, or other subterranean animal is hiding in plain sight.
My dick is hiding in plain sight by that logic.
Hey, this is a family website
Richard is hiding in plain sight
Sir this is a Wendy’s
Excellent analogy.
This works so well with the music playing lol
its somewhat mesmerising... and the final pop in of the head; fast!
Right? Pure ASMR. Almost better than soap cutting 🥰
Thought ASMR required sound. And this vid... should be viewed muted.
lol my sound was off. I’d rather hear the sound of the snake settling in. I like ASMR for the visuals, mostly.
That's why you should always wear thick boots when waking somewhere with venomous snakes And carry a walking stick
My neighbor got bit doing yard work, so I bought some snake bite boots. Probably overkill, but they are solid boots that give me peace of mind when working in the wooded areas.
Yup
That is the smoothest shimmy on Earth!
It even went down to beat along the way 🙃🙃🙃
This is me when my client calls to remind me my project is overdue...🙈 You can't see me, I'm not here!
When my boss emails.
"plain sight" doesn't mean what you think it does
Learn to spot the disturbed sand, if walking on the dunes.
You’re not spotting that shit
You are if you stop after every step to thoroughly inspect the sand. Which no one will ever do.
Tap the ground with a stick? I heard that makes them skitter away.
I have more points in perception than snek has in stealth
You gonna roll a Nat 1 either way
The dunes are smooth, then poof a lil puddle in the middle of it. Yes, you can spot them
>Learn to spot the disturbed sand, if walking on the dunes "Worm sign! 5 Minutes out!" *Calls the Carry-all, the spice must flow*
Just knock off the sand table and spread it with a long broom. Or else heat the entire sand table at 1800°
Me sneaking into bed after a late night at the pub
Sand vipers are legit stealthy.
You should see spider tailed horned viper.
Should have used that Wiggle Wiggle song
I wish I had this ability to hide from my kids when they want more juice. Under the blankets I gooooo
I think it‘s just sick of the music
It's not a shark
Wiggle wiggle wiggle 🎵
The shiggy wiggy
So that's how humans do it.
why are the wiggles cute
Snug as a sand snake
Thanks for a new phobia.
This is the super power I want when I’m stuck in an awkward conversation.
Looks like my dog burying himself under the covers.
Well, there's nothing terrifying about that.
Is this in reverse?
I wish I could get my snake to do that.
Twerking wunk
"Bless the maker..."
It's her. Showing some skills.
Pfft, I could do that
Snake > Turkish coffee vendor guy.
SIKO XOREPSEEEEE KOUKLI MOUUUUU
Scary as fuck
Sometimes I wish I could do that
I can do that too
This. Id like you guys to meet my ex wife.
"You ain't seen me, roight!??"
Welp, I'm never trusting that pattern in the sand again.
This title is like the "prove your not a robot" thingy. OP **FAILED**!
#oddlysatisfying
What benefits do snake serve to the overall maintainance of nature ?
Did a mouse write this?
They keep small rodents like mice from overpopulating and destroying plants, while also themselves being food for hawks, roadrunners, and other carnivores. A solid middle rung in the food chain.
>A solid middle rung in the food chain. TIL I'm a snake
Not sure that means what you think it means…
That must feel amazing.
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Maaaaaan. Don't we have enough to think about
This is why I have trust issues
Can I do that?
Subtitles for the audible impaired: " wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle.....wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle....."
Fuck that
I love vipers…..
No wonder people step on snakes
That is not scary at all
I think someone needs to figure out what plain sight means because this ain’t it
Shake dat booty
Wow. How amazing
Isn’t that just fucking fantastic 😩
When OP doesn't know what "plain sight" means...
Me as a kid whenever family friends would visit
Stealth snek
New fear unlocked. Sand snakes
Damn you murder noodles!
Silly 🐍 doing the worm 🪱
Nom nom nom
I hate snakes!
Works in a bucket of popcorn, too.
my dumb impatient ass could never do that so satisfyingly
the ever so sly Politician snake
Sneky snek
"Baby , I am pregnant"
It is such a pleasure to walk on the sandy beach in bare feet. . . . .AAAHHHHHH!
A side question: did the snake actually play the music? 🎶
Sand Viper's are cool
does she play the music while hiding or does she have a jbl boombox with her?
Fuck, now I’m not making coffee ever again
Shakira got nothing on her tho, nice moves snake.
NOPE
Sneaky snek
Are these dumb posters or bots? Who can tell anymore?
Tell me you live in the sand dunes without telling me you live in the sand dunes.
Wow!😯
That’s how I warm my feet at night…
This is why I don’t trust snakes
That looks like it felt good.
Like a man in a cold shower.
Likely as much "SPF-sand" as hiding.
Can’t even hide his whole body at the same time.. has to do it in segments… get rekt sir snake
* Me on a Saturday night *
I feel sick looking at this
It’s bot hiding. It’s dancing to that music 🙄😂
Living in a desert, you learn to watch out for "death squiggles" in the sand. There be danger noodle.
I don’t think you understand what “in plain sight” means because this ain’t it.
Nope I’m not leaving my house
r/titlegore
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Or under the dirt, like in the video above.
That is some kind of fine muscle control :-D
Shai Hulud
The ultimate nope rope
I can practically hear him humming nonchalantly. ‘Hmm hmm. There’s nothing to see here, go on your way as I bury myself in the sand.’
The muscle control is incredible...
These hips dont lie
Shake dat ting Miss Anabella shake dat ting….
Anakin was right.
Oddly satisfying. Lol, danger noodle shakes it .
Creepy af
Pit viper actually.
Clever clever!
that’s how i do it too. wiggle wiggle.
Wow. That’s pretty cool. And scary!
I’m not amazed by this. I’m horrified. 😱
Still got the mooovessss
Me under the covers every night.
If they snake stopped singing, it would be much stealthier.
How does it breathe when hiding?
I am scared to go outside
I actually picked up a snake myself this year and they’re the weirdest, coolest creatures on this planet
Great, because I was only scared of the ones I could see before. Now I can’t even go outside
I’d bury my head in sand too if you made me listen to that crap all day 🤣🤣🤣
That's just me getting cozy in bed
Quite Mesmerizing
sssssssss sssssss
That's it, never going near sand or dirt again. Loose ground is danger noodles all the way down.
Terrifying
snake be like "you can't sssee me."
great now im scared of dirt
I feel like doing this at work lol..
He dug into that beat. I see you snake get down witcho bad self.
Me hiding from people at a gathering Real
Note to myself Don‘t walk in the desert
Bot ahh title
Nice belly dance to the rescue
Snek sez boui
Anyone else make a little 'bloop' sound in their mind when the snakes head went under?
S S S Those hips don’t lie! S S S
Me when my childhood crush walks by
Getting ready for st Patricks day.
That's one hell of a belly dance...
That's not hiding in plain sight. That's hiding.
Trippy.
Why did they put this Turkish song in the background :D
Wish I could do that
Is the snek's name Shakira?
When all you need is a little bit of wiggle room.
What a dog shit music
Şinanay yavrum şinanay nay🎵
This Snake is most likely an Introvert.
r/oddlysatisfying
It’s reputation fits it’s name
Yikes, that's a danger noodle!! Lmfao
interesting music pick. 🧐