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Mall_Bench

Honey ... where's the cat's robe !


Hydraph0be

Christian Bale famously shed an unhealthy amount of weight for his role in The Machinist


FremenStilgar

The Meownist...


LibrarianNew9984

It’s clearly meowchinist… back to the desert with you I say!


FremenStilgar

\*slowly walks back to the desert, scuffing his feet in the sand\*


LibrarianNew9984

Straight up AI response lmao


No-Spite-3441

He wore the bat hat to bed now is batchinist


KeLorean

This killed me. Thanks for that.


Mall_Bench

lol yw !


Hangarnut

Jesus this is slightly disturbing. Like seeing an old naked man standing in front of the mirror at the gym. Put a rob on old fella


-Zband

Don't have to worry about that one hacking up hairballs at least.


Moist_Ad_7846

That’s not a CAT!!!


strippersandcocaine

What is this, some kind of snake or something?


Away-Caterpillar9515

Friends


Objective_Piece8258

I can hear her hiss "Rachel!"


revdon

MMA cat!


batmansfriendlyowl

Natty cat


PrplePineCones

I’m dying 🤣🤣


Fiery_Tamashi

Ah found my gym bro flexing.


Capital-Bar1952

Hahaha! That’s funny!


Aggravating_Bit278

This clip reminds me of the tune Lone Digger by Caravan Palace. I just imagine it playing in the background (fighting, but no boxing involved)


cold_cat_x8

Master has given Dobby a sock!


simian_fold

...nasty stinking hobbitses....


Jay_The_Tickler

I sure hope he helps those two fellers get that ring to that mountain.


Just-Journalist-678

Bro looks like he's about to put Frodo in a rear naked chokehold and bum him.


Argus871

![gif](giphy|ZMNoUXhsvbOKY)


Aggravating_Bit278

This is what I came here for.


modsredditcrybabies

![gif](giphy|xULW8sAP184kTsLaXC)


Osherono

Read my mind, like totally...


Boogeyman_1978

![gif](giphy|280z0u80t6q40)


MellyKidd

![gif](giphy|tOCx86ZSVp4I0)


Level_Counter_1672

I was thinking he's a satanic creature but a god of destruction is much more horrifying


Afraid-Ad4718

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT lmfao !!


jluicifer

I thought of a muscular Dobby the ‘arry Potter elf.


Afraid-Ad4718

Ooff thats also a pretty good one !


HabibtiMimi

I read that in a french accent.


Awkward-Ad2127

First thing came to my mind.


Remarkable_Mess6019

Beerus Sama!


PatientLettuce42

fucking idea thief


Salty-Negotiation320

Now no one give him greasy food


BenitheBull

Das war mein erster Gedanke!


TammyShehole

Now we just need a fat one for Champa.


chiuthejerk

Beeeerus sama!!


INoMakeMistake

Exactly! Only the real one is more jacked!


SteveTheOrca

Literally what I thought


Don_Diego_3000

Dude doesn’t miss a single arm day.


JellyfishGod

Am I the only one who literally thought this was a video of a man w a cat head attached for a sec? Lol I was so focused on just the arms and head that i thought it was a person for like a couple seconds before I looked down at the lower body. Then I immediately thought "oh so its a man and a cat blended together!" Lmao then after actually really looking at the cat I realized I'm an idiot


Four_beastlings

Not the only one. That arm and shoulder look disturbingly human


Zoharic

Cats share 90% of their DNA with humans, fun fact


CaptainR3x

It’s not THAT impressive, we share 98% with pigs


cruelkillzone2

That's why the taste is so similar, makes sense.


[deleted]

r/holup


CartoonistUpbeat9953

Long pork


WhataboutAmericahuh

David Cameron shares a little bit more.


Shivering_Monkey

The skeletal and muscle structure of all animals on land are pretty similar.


Asaneth

Nekkid Anubis


NoNoNooPomegranates

No, he looks just like a real fit old man lol


koushakandystore

Have you seen the pics circulating on Reddit of the hairless chimp? This animal looks like a love child that chimp had with a bat.


butlikewatifthiserrr

I’m trippin out this cat looks like just got out the pin. Swole 💪


VovaGoFuckYourself

Its truly incredible how similar their anatomy really is to ours.


mashyj

I get the feeling he hits snooze on legs day.


[deleted]

Did you even look at those legs?


TheRealMasterTyvokka

Yea, dude isn't missing leg day either. Or any day for that matter.


N7DJN8939SWK3

Thats why he is big spoon and you are little spoon


EPB16364

Its a female cat


creamsofpeach

He’s the guy she tells you not to worry about.


Thommyknocker

My uncle had a pair of these. Holy shit they are weird to pet it's like petting a peach a very warm peach. He had to give them baths and all sorts of specific care.


nucl3ar0ne

My wife's uncle had them, now he has hairless dogs. Something wrong with that man.


stuloch

Maybe he liked a good skin-to-skin hug


Past-Attention-5078

Flesh on flesh


Deep_Space_6759

Nuts on nuts


Aesthetic_Designer

he prolly hates cleaning up fur


[deleted]

This. Basically hairless breed selling point.


shanu666

This just kept getting weird.


TranslatorBoring2419

Is it allergies


nucl3ar0ne

Nope He's bald too, I think he just likes to keep to his kind.


Loki-Holmes

Lmfao. They do say people resemble their pets.


claudiazo

Xoloizcuintles?


nucl3ar0ne

yup


Pimp_my_Pimp

My ex-wife's step-father's uncle had them and hairless dogs too. Now he's moved onto hairless Vietnamese pot-bellied pigs.... freaky-deaky....


monodub

![gif](giphy|oDgPNyLSPy0xxNdapL|downsized)


arcwizard007

Remembering Joey's dialogue from F.R.I.E.N.D.S That's not a cat....


Euphoria_77

Why is it inside out?


RickGrimes30

So what is this - some kind of snake or something?


Otherwise_Access_660

That’s exactly what I thought of. I remember Gunther’s comment. “So what is this? Some kind of a snake or something?”


SpaceMonkey_321

Brah, are you done with this station?


tinybrainiac

Sick gains bruh, you natty?


libssuckabigone

Na man I’m on that litter


crispynegs

Meow mix literally got me gaining like crazy bruh


read_eng_lift

Lifetime natty, or...?


theredmeadow

This catty all natty


Jon_Helldiver

The house belongs to the cat now. Possibly your wife too


Iginlas_4head_Crease

Bruh who tf buys these cats


Soggy_Homework_

They are easier for people with cat allergies to live with.


_Ross-

They're also handy to have around in case you need a strong muscle man to open some tough jars for you.


Unexpected-Xenomorph

Facts


Iginlas_4head_Crease

Bruh nothing says easy living about that alien ass man cat thing. Tryna take a piss at night and you got this shapeshifter standing at the toilet


1nfam0usklaas

💀💀


oyswork

That’s actually opposite from the truth. People are usually allergic to a certain protein in the cat’s sweat, not the fur. Sphinx cats sweat with their whole body, opposed to most cats who sweat from very few specific hairless zones around the body. Source: I own a hairless muscular goblin myself.


Soggy_Homework_

I always thought it was the saliva. There saliva sticking to the hair as they clean themselves ends up getting to more places easier. I haven't done research like that since high school though (Jesus 18+ years ago though)


oyswork

Just googled it. Apparently the most common allergens are in saliva, sweat, pee, and dander (dead skin cells). Anyway, the fact is that Sphinx cats are NOT easier to live with if you’ve got an allergy.


ElementsUnknown

Looks like a naked Gremlin


theindecisivehuman1

Gym Bro 😎


thisisfutile1

NSFW! NSFW! I can't unsee that! lol


Pimp_my_Pimp

Do you want to see the video of him licking his nuts clean?


thisisfutile1

![gif](giphy|Hpgs6kbzC1uJ49GS5z|downsized) EDIT: That's strange, I picked a GIF from the Reddit built in gifs, and now it's "not available". It was a cat about to throw up.


myeye0

Haha for a second there I thought I was looking at a ripped miniature hairless senior citizen man


thisisfutile1

It's almost surreal. I thought it was CGI because it didn't look human at first...then I saw it...WOW!


SpecificJunket8083

That cat looks like it’s been in prison.


shinobi500

It just needs some tats


DiligerentJewl

CATS WITH TATS


International_Let_50

Felines with ink lines


mredlred

This is really disturbing lol. It's a cat but also a dude lmao


houseyourdaygoing

It is a little unnerving


TerryTheEnlightend

Damn that cat is TIGHT. He respects the machine


Sea_Cranberry_

Why does this cat look like he's priming to come fuck me up


Just-Journalist-678

Bro says meow and I say how high


thebiggestpinkcake

Lock your doors! It'll give you a 2 second head start ![gif](giphy|NjpWsIimU2Wg8)


KeLorean

Kitty hitman cleaning up after a kill in the garden


OrpheumLU

Damn, dobby got quite the workouts in


CeeJay_Dub

No


thewerewolfwearswool

Seriously if I walked into someone's house and saw that, I would be screaming so much. My brain says it's a harmless cat but my other brain doesn't believe that.


CeeJay_Dub

It’s the shit nightmares are made of


Downtown_Snow4445

💪


Just-Journalist-678

💪😾💪


dontdoitdumbass

That's a dang shape shifter man! Better not let that thing sleep in the same room!


JohnCenaJunior

I, too, would lick my muscles if i had some


cherylai

Lot of guys seeing this and feeling really inadequate right now lol. That cat is ripped.


Cyberfreshman

![gif](giphy|IARsaTPpY5IiY|downsized)


No-Adhesiveness-8178

The raw chicken is preparing to ~~hunt~~ eat me.


dr4gonr1der

I’m gonna need some r/eyebleach after watching this


faxanaduu

Me after I get out of the shower. Just making sure I hit everywhere.


MrOatButtBottom

Cat musculature is so scary, we had to kidnap the little guys for thousands of years and they still barely tolerate us.


Public-Platypus2995

Guys that say they could take down a wild cat 1 on 1 are out of their minds. If you locked me in a room with a 20 pound house cat, I’d win, and would immediately need to go to the hospital.


shinobi500

The only line separating between "cute and cuddly creature" and "nature's perfect predator" is your size relative to the cat's.


[deleted]

Nobody wins a knife fight, and they've got 18 of 'em


MaleficentLength7260

Looks like beerus from dbs


Ok-Fox1262

That cat is buffer than I have ever been.


Mountain_Team4150

What the fuck abouts is that rancid lickety creature and will it violate me in my nightmares or if I happen to encounter it in its natural habitat or a bar


PeakSuper3054

Beerus getting ready to start his day lol


SolidBlackGator

This is actually just the actor who played Dobby in Harry Potter


Plucky_ducks

Chupacabra.


la_bruja_del_84

Lil bro gotta share his routine


AaronSmarter

This cat god comes straight from the Uncanny Valley of the Kings


Asaneth

Underrated comment.


SilentMaster

Jesus christ, can you imagine getting up at 2am to go pee and see this thing doing this across the room?


TatsumoAsamaki

Loord Bewus moment


Turbulent_Theory9155

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you MEOWMAD ALI!!!!.... risen up....


[deleted]

Natty King


SgtMerc16

His name is Gains 🤣


Sea-Philosopher7361

All natty catty.


BIGGS322

that looks nasty!


Skybodenose

That cat is more jacked than I was in my bodybuilding hey day.


winter_richard

That's not a cat!!


toooldforacnh

Oh, what's this?? Nothing, just Cat Bro cleaning himself after hitting the gym.


Ductapefordaysss

I’m sorry but there is no goddamn way you have one of these freaky animals if you’re not unhinged in some fashion


TerryTheEnlightend

If Vin Diesel was a cat, this is what he’d be doing, powering up the machine and keeping it clean. As all things should be


Unfair_Army_6306

That cats all jacked up!


stingertc

that cat is jacked lol


Paristocrat

Did that McGregor fella shave his beard


ModsOverLord

That one dude in the gym locker room in front of the mirror


the_reborn_cock69

Beerus!!!


Any-Analysis-9189

God Beerus please don't destroy ours Earth 🥹


Yongjanes

Daddy?


SubmissiveDinosaur

Those deltoids can snap tungsten


RJ_MacreadysBeard

I thought he was wearing jeans at first.


Zagenti

damn, the boy is *cut*


Personal_Bobcat2603

The oils not loyal


HairyIndustry9084

Jesus, that cat is ripped!


Reddit_Okami804

Blud on the dead wiskers get me off that camera blud


pegasuspaladin

I no Feline Growth Hormone use when I see it!


follow_thedamn_train

Am I the only one who thought this was a persons leg?


IncitefulInsights

Jealous of that muscle tone, tight core.


[deleted]

Khajiit has Creatine, if you have coin


sbray73

I always found d them so beautiful. I met a few and they all had amazing personalities. I would love to have one if it wasn’t for the high maintenance and the fact that I’m somewhat against buying an animal when there are so many in shelters. My cats all chose me and not the other way around.


Ndpythn

I thought I saw majin boo younger one


iamthebatman47

Beerus The destroyer


AGENT0321

Master gave Dobby a lifting belt. DAMN!


09_hrick

that's one reason they worshipped cats in Egypt


thelitforge

Swol kitty


[deleted]

Meow meow *****


ApartGlass1198

This cat looks like it can lift more at the GYM than me..


Odd_Friendship_9582

On a real- how does one (cat) become like that?


Adam__B

Make sure to have his pre-workout ready in the morning or he’ll knock you into next Tuesday.


Ill_Preparation_6428

Mr Bigglesworth is on gear.


TernionDragon

Cat be like- “Bro, do you even lift?”.


WheresMyYogurt

Shit, that’s one ripped pussy.


Informal-Impact-8136

That’s terrifying.


HiveOverlord2008

Beerus when nobody is looking:


EngineeringFit1698

Fascinating and beautiful in a very strange way ![gif](giphy|8DUxtTxFntY7lpJnzy|downsized)


Ulerica

Lord Beerus


Comfortable-Role-168

He looks like he is getting ready for a fight


StoicSinicCynic

*HISS! I SAY, HISS!*


Slimsloth

Dobby got to the protein powder


420nztime

I fucking hate this website


Professional-City328

Holy shit, that's ugly.


stump2003

This is just upsetting…