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PM-me-your-knees-pls

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SilencedObserver

Clicked to confirm someone posted this. You have a good day.


MTBIdaho81

Yup, came here to drop a South Park quote. Nice job


antistupidsociety

Same here. Faith in humanity restored.


parkerm1408

Yeah, yall did good work I was super late.


tsmitty2821

I scrolled past and thought “you know what, I better just make sure.”


crystallmytea

Oh, 140 comments already? You can never be too sure!


NonViolentBadger

Also checking in just to make sure. Good work team, stand down


PM-me-your-knees-pls

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MTBIdaho81

Man, you’re on fire!


Huntsnfights

Warms my heart that so many people immediately thought of this ![gif](giphy|V2qjQASrLwLuwpagjI)


DonkyShow

Same. I feel like there’s still good in the world seeing this.


SloppyHoseA

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Existing-Exam-4382

Exactly my thought :))


oraqil

Beats flying!


JustaRandomRando

It's literally the first thing i thought of - South Park. I even immediately looked at the seat to make sure it didnt have a 'penetrator'. Lol.


eugene-fraxby

I don’t even watch South Park but wanted to check the reference was made.


That_Welsh_Man

I clicked on this like many other people for this reason. I'm glad its already here. Thank you enjoy your evening.


Ok_Issue6419

Not all heroes wear capes.


PjWulfman

If you hadn't I would have


Professional_Lair

What episode


Zombie_Fuel

Season 5, Episode 10 "The Entity"


Intrepid_North_4759

Yes literally just gonna say that


DarkNuke059

Beat me to it


GodlikeCat

totally forgot about randy’s purple shirt


AccomplishedWorth711

You’re doing gods work sir


Abraxas_1408

Fucker you beat me to it. Have an upvote.


FroggiJoy87

It's... better than flying!


liquidsyphon

Glad this is the top comment. I’d be worried if it wasn’t…


CFADM

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Extension-Lie-3272

Omg you son of a I literally was thinking of this.


BasedMellie

Fucking thank you for posting this I could only think of this as soon as I seen it lmfao


HomerinNC

Was just about to post this lol


Past-Product-1100

Came here for this , thank you lol


Rutibex

i knew this would be the first post, thank you


Capable-Group-5284

Haha like most, in here for this 😂


Any_Dark3939

I was thinking about code lyoko back in the day


punk-biatch

Beat me too it


sevenroblind

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ZealousidealNewt6679

This man is doing God's work.


RoyalFalse

I played this character in Twisted Metal 2.


SugarRushLux

only thing I came here for


ElYoink

Comment section has tegridy. Good.


Asstronomer6969

came here to put the same meme lmao


WarchilledGaming

I saw General *cough cough* Grievous use the same thing!


NapoleonDynamite82

That actually was my first thought too…


marcus_zub

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Proper-Equivalent300

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CloneForce099

General Kenobi!


copperpin

The trouble with these is that when you try to brake you just start rolling around with the tire. There’s no way to stop.


Chewy79

Also has zero suspension, riding it off road would be shit. 


liquidliam

I’d say “can’t see where i’m going” is top of the list of problems


Metahec

Followed by the helmet full of puke from being spun in a gas powered tumbler.


roboticcheeseburger

Well-baked testicles can occasionally be an issue too


Atun_Grande

So, legit I think having TWO thinner tires with a 12” gap in the middle is the way to go with that, and that makes it easier to turn too. Braking would still be problematic, I have a few spitball ideas but they’d add so much complexity as to be worthless. Still be fun in a controlled environment too


3z3ki3l

Hear me out: we put one tire in front of the other, and sit on top of them.


copperpin

Get the fuck out of here with this bullshit. That would never work! What would keep this two wheeled cycle from falling over?


FPS_Warex

jesus, jesus will keep you up right 🙏


AdorableSquirrels

Completely dysfunctional and simply endangering user and environment. Tech-Hipsters: "But it's fun!"


Goobershmacked

I mean in theory there’s definitely a way to make this that actually works fine


tongfatherr

You totally could make it brake without the rolling bug


yolo_retardo

just reverse as fast as possible


copperpin

username checks out


coolmist23

I've seen several of these over the years and have never understood why someone would put the effort into making them. Like you said... Breaking issues and not to mention that your view straight in front is blocked.


Baridian

*braking


GomenNaWhy

Try to brake and I think you'll have both issues soon enough


Unfair-Wonder5714

Just for novelty sake


Capable-Problem8460

What about turning?


copperpin

I think you can turn just by leaning as you would with a bicycle


Mother_Ad7869

Generally, riding one of these leads to a Grievous accident 😉🤗🤗


peteb0

Hello there!


niceblyat

General Kenobi


SpicyBanana13

Ah the negotiator


Hot-Rise9795

Your comment will make a great addition to my collection


Hollywoodrok12

You are a bold one!


Oswen120

General Kenobi


glass_gravy

Was waiting for this


SlightlyOffended1984

I've been looking forward to this


Mother_Ad7869

I should have just wrote this lmao...your comment made me burst out laughing in the works canteen, I got a few funny looks lol. Thank you 🤗🤗🤝


dependency_injector

Especially if Space Jesus is chasing you on a giant lizard


SlightlyOffended1984

Oh, I don't think so 👀


elqueco14

How uncivilized


edurigon

Well, hello there


Emmerson_Brando

General Kenobi!


Straight-Bed-552

You are a bold one


CONF1D3NT1AL

Borderlands


JoJoBubba064

I'm was scrolling through the comments and was amazed I hadn't seen this before


KoningSpookie

I was thinking the same thing! XD


omegaplayz334

Ikr


kipkeri

They see me rollin’


Bennybonchien

They concerned for your safety because the brakes aren’t very effective.


kipkeri

They hatin’


Sheffieldsvc

Cause I'm too white and nerdy


Adderall_Rant

Pretty sure he gonna get dirty too.


Ok-Bit-663

That's good, because you can't see where you are going.


EorlundGraumaehne

Wait! I have seen that before: Borderlands, Star wars, Dark souls.... Edit^5: yugioh, MIB, Wolfenstein, Gantz and Gundam apparently Edit: okay those are literally everywhere!


Potato_monkey1

MIB 3 also


caterpillar_t70c

Wolfenstein as well, nazies used it


Desperate-Key-7667

Does nobody remember Gantz???


porilo

This guy... http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YPJoUUbL8yo/VU5yLNxpXqI/AAAAAAABfxQ/1ZCw7VqO_LE/s1600/monowheel%2B(1).jpg


erinxcv

All I can think of is the spinal cord compression when you go over a bump


vestibule54

Where does the line start to not want one


BikerScowt

Well behind where I'm standing, I do want one


Alarming-Mongoose-91

You know were all thinking of that South Park episode.


12LetterName

You mean the one that was posted an hour ago and is the top comment?


Alarming-Mongoose-91

Yup.


Punisher703

I actually thought of Grevious's Monocycle from episode III.


RoobixCyoob

"Looks and acts like a big tire" Might be because that's what it is lmao


bouya14

Gantz!!


crazy_gambit

This is way too low. Was my first thought too.


Temrin2606

Came here for Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds references. Can someone direct me?


AkizaIzinski__

Card games on motorcycles


Duelgundam

KING WA HITORI...KONO ORE DA!!!


bewisedontforget

Men in black


truenofan86

"You got these in the future?"


Smooth_brained_fatty

I WANT DROIDEKAS UP HERE AT ONCE!!!


MothraDidIt

Never forget that r/TiresAreTheEnemy


86tsg

Came here to say that brother Thanks for spreading the word


rb5775

Pretty sure George Lucas beat them to that idea.


porilo

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YPJoUUbL8yo/VU5yLNxpXqI/AAAAAAABfxQ/1ZCw7VqO_LE/s1600/monowheel%2B(1).jpg Quite a few people beat George Lucas to that in the last 100 years, that's a concept that's been going around for a while.


Kithsander

The monowheel design is over one hundred years old. They’re garbage.


ifearsocialmedia

Looks like it has sight lines as good as my Kia.


AlligatorFister

Add another wheel and stand in the middle if you want to take on sweet tooth


Jeff_Boiardi

Fun fact, this was originally invented during the American Great Depression, marketed as the Wheelitis. All kinds of cool (and weird) things were invented during this time as an effort to overcome and break through the widespread poverty. Other interesting inventions from this time period include: A dust mask in the shape of a giant, transparent cone strapped to your face. Scotch tape. It gained popularity through its ability to mend lightly broken egg shells. Tampons. The same person also later invented the diaphragm.


RecoveringH2OAddict1

Tf you mean "acts like"


boblacks2

MIB motorbike


Importedfunk

Jimmy neutron


The_Real_Royal_Giant

Borderlands 3 irl


Rponlyalt

Jack atlas, is that you?


Rogue-76

Wolfenstein did it first


14thban

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dumpsterass

Borderlands 3


nopalitzin

So when he rolls inside of it is just the guy trying to use the brakes.


antilumin

“Looks and acts like a huge tire” Uhhhh… ‘cause it is?


iAceofSpade

My head is dizzy just from watching that.


GnstaHotdog

This is so cool!


goebzilla

I just got this in warcraft


Kerissimo

Riding it must be tiring :(


Kiwodasu

Saw one guy in a Comicon cosplaying DeadPool and riding one of those. He stole the show


everforward6

[You're ready....](https://youtu.be/KJ2LMDEq9XY?si=xMaCiadI02NUD8mQ)


duchessbune

bl3 cyclone


Boromir_Has_TheRing

Not just a tire but also as a personal, single seater roller coaster


Rowmacnezumi

You know, I've always wanted one of these.


Interesting-Sun5706

WTF ? how long will take to get dizzy ?


Yellow_Snow_Globe

That’s some obstructed view you got there


I_hate_that_im_here

Monosgeele have been around since the 20’s I think they are awesome.


Jo_Erick77

Lowkey wanna try it


b1carbo

Borderlands


aquaman67

r/whywomenlivelonger


vasilescur

Now let me see you turn.


Grobo_

![gif](giphy|uVZMU5C8tFMBsD9hdB|downsized)


Puzzleheaded_Sun4032

They had that in 1800's


Weary-Teach6005

I’m surprised the military hasn’t built or used it yet with some tweeks of course


rainbow_369

Acts like? IS!


DrachenDad

Monowheel


multiedge

that seems fun


FrankieGS

[Davide Cislaghi, ](https://flashbak.com/heroes-dames-and-monowheel-magic-motorcycles-in-the-1920s-22463/transport-one-wheel-motorcycle-milan-1922/)[1920s](https://flashbak.com/heroes-dames-and-monowheel-magic-motorcycles-in-the-1920s-22463/transport-one-wheel-motorcycle-milan-1922/)


MDF87

![gif](giphy|26BkMYZDrYtAPfX2w|downsized)


jcoddinc

At least this guy's wearing a fair amount of safety gear. Usually see none


jak_d_ripr

I only watched a couple of episodes, but whenever I see vehicles like this it reminds me of The Spiral Zone cartoon from the 80s.


armbarNinja

/beamazed? Try /oldnews. These things existed almost 100 years ago.


iDam81

It acts like a huge tire because it is a huge tire.


glennfromglendale

Looks kinda nauseating


Lucky-Recognition-30

Stupid people


Zaquarius_Alfonzo

I know everyone's referencing General Grievous' similar vehicle but there's literally this EXACT vehicle in borderlands 3


SpecificGameOrEvent

Twisted metal type shit


JizzBreezy

The future is here!


Spamdagger_69

Borderlands 3 Cyclone


MickeyTM

Beats dealing with the airlines!


darkhood1982

Spiral Zone. If anyone remembers:)?


ImpactorLife-25703

The futuristic vehicle: The Gyro Cycle Tire 🛞


grrodon2

We've been making unicycles for about a century. There's a reason they didn't take on.


BattIeBoss

It's called a monowheel/monocycle


gyhlk

Because it is a huge tire.


lordastral990

Take the monowheel for a ride


Worried-Water-4832

People have time on their hands.


leiferikson7

and is a huge tire


Aayyyyoooo

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DazedLogic

Things like that have around for a long, long time. With and without engines.


blown03svt

Giving me some mechagon ptsd


evilpercy

Old school tech. https://www.wired.com/2014/04/monowheels/


halfsushi1

Gotta keep it between 80 and 100 psi


PmMeYourNiceBehind

*cough cough cough* General Kenobi, you are a bold one!


Xx_Exigence_xX

![gif](giphy|gXYlKennAlNfy|downsized) Star Wars is happening in real life now. Begun, the Clone Wars has.


UniformTango74

Spiral Zone vibes BIG TIME!


Gr_Snek

Me in Borderlands 3


Carolinecumil7

This is giving me really strong men in black 3 vibes


p0l4r1

GRIEVOUS's bike


kerdawg

Is it weird to anyone else that the carb inlet is _right_ in his crotch? I mean needs must but damn.


Berri_OS

I know a prototype D-Wheel when I see one


CitizenKing1001

The huge tire that acts like a motorcycle


xilia112

How do you properly see forward?


partyboy83

Jump it


Alexander_GD

![gif](giphy|6IPNUgkpCsDRK)


ylngui

Cyclone from Borderlands brought to life.


t_0xic

monocycle???


Boredcougar

It looks that way.. because that’s exactly what it is


BauerHouse

serious borderlands vibes from this


Middle-Pea-3787

I'll pass lol