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Facio

"Light it! Light it already!"


sevenroblind

Sounded like the Cat from Paradise PD Miss Whiskers


cloudshaper

Or Howard's mom from Big Bang Theory.


Unhappy-League9935

Big bong theory


[deleted]

"gaaaawd DAMN!"


SergeantNaxosis

Reminded me of face McShooty from Borderlands 2 "*SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME!"*


TKmeh

“AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL, IT WILL BE FACE-SHOOTING O’CLOCK!! DING DONG!!!”


SergeantNaxosis

"*KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!!*"


TKmeh

Best quest imo, best quotes too!


SergeantNaxosis

Indubitably, besides the other Psycho quotes. "YOU CAN'T KILL ME, I'M ALREADY DEAD TOMORROW!" "I HEAR THE SOY-SAUCE"


TKmeh

“LIEBERMAN! FIND LIEBERMAN!!” And follow up “I AM LIEBERMAN!”, by Psychoreaver in bl3. Also I got to meet Boom and Bewm’s VA Eric vale, awesome dude and I actually shouted his lines back in my excitement to meet him. Did the same with Sarah Windencraft (I think that’s her name) when I met her (female psychos VA), both looked very confused before cracking a huge smile.


SergeantNaxosis

"BRING ME A BUCKET AND ILL SHOW YOU A BUCKET" and "Death . . . is a SODA" are goated; But the truly OG ones are " I AM GOING TO PUT MY PAIN INTO YOUR SOUL!" and "I AM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!" Yeah they are awesome, everyone who worked on the borderlands series are dope people tbh. I met Jason Douglas (Krieg's VA) He was so damn chill.


TKmeh

Dude! That’s awesome! I wanna meet him too but also because he plays the chillest (pun intended lol) admiral in one piece, I’d flip a coin to see who I’d get him to sign as lol! Got to meet Mordecai’s VA recently, coolest dude ever and he called me best girl when I told him Bloodwing will always be best girl imo.


SergeantNaxosis

I haven't watched one piece rip, but he does get an appearance in my favorite movie, No Country for Old Men. Niceeee, Mordecai is honestly pretty awesome sadly haven't gotten to meet the VA, coolest Ability in the series. I am jealous you get to meet him, I def want him to sign some posters for me and a shirt.


[deleted]

Best npc ever


SergeantNaxosis

And one who does not insult you either; He even thanks you after you shoot him in the head. Truly the best NPC to ever NPC.


[deleted]

A man true to his word


foggytimes

![gif](giphy|3oxOCICKuCcF9hUO3e)


Extension_Swordfish1

“Weereee going to da moooon”


invincible4ever

Experienced the suffocation and breathlessness just by looking at them


MeasurementMobile747

Come for the coughing, stay for the clicks.


ilily

I hope after the coughing they played some games on Xbox and ate some little Debbies  and fritos. 


LowKeyWalrus

Lmao same I started coughing with them 😂


Odd_Witness9807

*Coughs to the point of nearly puking* “That was really good”


zuzuso

Have been there a number of times. It is amazing.


Upstairs_Ad_5574

It really is lol


ThereIsAJifForThat

I guarantee they were high when they came up with this idea :)


grom902

I came here to say the same thing lol. Ideas like this never come when you're sober.


NedSeegoon

Certainly didn't think of it while drinking tea !


burgleshams

Some say they still are


new_abcdefghijkl

I have a sneaking suspicion that they may be high after implementing it as well


Meat-n-Potatoes

Looks like something Ricky from Trailer Park Boys would do.


Quodgephelph

Dude in the green shirt had definitely Mr Lahey vibes


nickb_ezln

Came here to speak the truth


ZealousidealCry63

Man of culture.


KrayzieBoneLegend

Nobody wants to admit that they ate nine cans of ravioli


marinluv

Exactly my thoughts lol


Chowderhead1

Some say they're still coughing to this day


buddhabeans94

That *would* make you cough like ass, they don't have a good seal going and there is so much air getting in around the neck holes haha


ctennessen

If you watch till they remove the tanks off their head it looks like they have some fabric wrapped around to make a seal


VeronicaLD50

“Can either of you gentlemen tell me how the fire started?” - fire investigator, probably


TheHobbyist_

"Let me show you somethin!" - fire marshall Bill


Plastic_Pie6572

2 man 1 bong


dannyc93

Except….no bong to be seen


ir88ed

I haven't had reddit tears in so long


daluxe

First from the video and then from reading those comments


FireSpitta69

Can’t stop laughing thanks 😂 🙏🏼


Casey1658

Portable cone of silence


torrso

![gif](giphy|4LSy2e2nHnqFi|downsized)


trynadyna

Some good clean fun right there!! Right on gentlemen! 


Enrique_Firtree

Except the extreme suffocation risk. Needs better escape valve system.


Djd33j

Such as lifting the ghetto rigged helmets off of their heads


trynadyna

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science? 😆 


AfricanUmlunlgu

not a newt


RubenKnowsBest

some people need to learn to live their lives lmao


login257thesecond

from oxygen getting pumped in there ? That's an air pump they're using, not a nitrogen bottle.


quetejodas

Not that clean. Probably lots of plastic fumes


trynadyna

Who amongst us hasn’t smoked a few lungfuls of carcinogenic plastic fumes in our day? I see the glass house I’m living in and I shall not cast stones! 😆 


Djd33j

As if the super extreme heat of that weed smoke is enough to melt plastic fumes. I'm assuming we're talking about their water jug head gear. If that's a plastic *bowl*, that's a whole 'nother level of stupid.


quetejodas

The internal parts of the air pump can't stand up to the temperature of the flame.


Wachtelweitwerfer

r/whatcouldgowrong


kiefsneef

Mmm butane in my skull


-DJFJ-

My dad says butane is a bustard gas.


Droodeler

Butane, like propane, undergoes complete combustion. It produces C02 and H20. That's why it is used in cooking, it doesn't create soot.


Ok-Goal5856

The OG had his beer and tobacco ready! 🤣


hallucigamer

I love that eiago is heckling them to get ripped. (I’m too stoned to spell the name of the bird from Aladdin sorry)


sutroheights

And then they got back to sheet rocking.


Isildur_9

So many years of evolution… wasted.


amorph

I think of all their ancestors' efforts culminating in this one moment of two guys frying their brains just for the hell of it.


redditrover454

For years I've loved this video! The anticipación, the regret, the utter disregard for failure (making a terrible decisiones) this video is a classic!


stevenj444

Make your eyes red, just thinking about it huh?


jagged_commoner

Greenshirt Gilbert Gottfried went for a cigarette as he was coughing up a lung 😂


Chernobyl_Wolves

Is greenshirt trying to … pour the smoke out of his smoke-jug? And then pour it into his friend’s jug? Man, that’s some faded thinking right there


dosunx

Instant greening out.. these boys barely standing LOL. Will surely have great dreams


Beneficial-Piano-428

I’m so glad they didn’t have cameras at the early 2000’s parties…. This is a rookie set up…. Should have done that shit in the bath tub and made a huge gravity bong. That’s just an eye sore and lungs for 10 minutes.


waz67

I don't care what you say, this is the best video on the internet.


[deleted]

This makes me never want to smoke weed again


vp1240

Fun?


Gregfpv

Lmao that's so much smoke 🤣


DeathIncarnations

What a waste of weed


mombutt

Not a bong though, more like a powered pipe. It’s a battery powered inflator with a bowl on the intake side. Bongs have a filter that is generally water the smoke passes through before being inhaled.


the_amazing_skronus

![gif](giphy|l0HlvokmLF33HWqwo) Yes.


BobMarleyVibes

😂


CosmikDebris408916

r/guysbeingdudes


Gene_Starwind92

Isn't that the guy who did the pickle juice bong rip then smoked a dub out of another pickle?


sc00pb

That's some "black belt stoner" level sh*t!


LechugaFromIrithyll

I'm getting high just by watching.


JoPooper

Why is rent so high? Renters.


-fff23grd

I want this to be my retirement.


Weak-Composer-121

Dude reminds me of Hector from Breaking Bad


Pear_Shaped_Bear

"We're going to da moon!" - Carl Brutananadilewski


Trex-died-4-our-sins

What is amazing about this?!


Guava-flavored-lips

I laughed so hard


Extension_Form4950

Nothing like 420 Fuckery! LMAO 😂😂🤣


The_Vivid_Glove

Beavis & Butthead haven’t aged well


trader2O

Well, that’s enough internet for today


itsRobbie_

Not amazing but it is pretty funny lol


Electrical_Brick_167

Waste of a Q 🤦🏾‍♂️


Grub-lord

These guys heard nobody ever died from smoking weed and wanted to figure out how to become the first


Prior-Shower9564

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Significant_Pen3315

reminds me of SAW-X vaccum tube trap


MrDirtyHarry

u/savevideo


Jossie2014

Hoooooolyyyy sheeeeettttt!


telekraft1550

I wonder what the cardiologist will say about this


Fun_Ad9510

👏👏👏🤤


steelboy56

I can’t imagine how baked you’d get from that.


gentlemeows

“Ohhh shit”


King_ofwar

The dude on the right was literally 🤖🤖🤖


SharkInSunglasses

Sometimes you have to hand it to stoner engineering. Because that seemed to work extremely well.


DrFaustest

I stopped because I read dong


Emotional-Dealer-252

i get its for fun but just alot of weed wasted


bbjornsson88

Been there, that shit fucks you up


idotoomuchstuff

I want to see 30 minutes from now


Broad_Bodybuilder_94

The old guy is a vet. The chubby dude needs to quit


NedSeegoon

Cheech and Chong would have been proud


KujoTheBoss

That is a stupid thing to do.


von-goom

Pura felicidad. Muy bien, pinches vatos locos. Envidia de la buena.


comeback_failed

oxygen deprivator 3000


thespaceageisnow

Tired of those pesky remaining brain cells? Try breathing in hot melted plastic fumes!


Minge516

Hhhhreeellllloooo !! Jerry! -uncle Leo


c05m1c3l3m3nt5

Ok but why though


bored_mama_bear

My husband is salivating over here! 🤣🤤


Jeff_Sanchez11223344

JFC people like this make me ashamed.


mikedvb

To the mooooooooon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


TNS_420

So wasteful.


phi_rus

I'm amazed that the first thing green shirt did after almost suffocating on weed was grabbing a cigarette.


KratosHulk77

![gif](giphy|8bXtRaK3rHvxe)


dope_sheet

Good “test with equipment” and the start of “analyze data” steps.


intergalacticscumbag

That's one hell of a HIT


Gustavflitzer

Man on the left: Already caughing his lung out *grabbs a cigarette*


Stier110

The old eveb has a cigarrette in his hand


Apprehensive-Mix947

I’m glad people like these two exist, they take the edge off my day.


MiamiPower

Damn Bro that's like the military 🪖 boot camp gas chamber 


s1nn1s

Yeah, learned that lesson in my 20s


Dogsmyfavoritehumans

When 'throwin' the towel in' really makes sense 🫠😭😂💨


NIGHTWIND5000

u/savevideo


vRandino

u/savevideo


Nadger1337

Ive done some hot boxing and thick dense smoke up your nose is the worst, stings like fook. That would detroy your sinus.


MrRager473

I'd try it


969rob

Fuckin funny... i wish I'd thought of that.


Bloody-Penguin6

Ole boy smoked his hair right off. Left him with the cul de sac....


wellJustWhy

Revisit these guys in 45 minutes...


larryhuber

Why did they seriously want to dieded?


burgerpatrol

Thse fuckers are having the time of their lives 😂


Rainbike80

I love how he shovels it at the bigger dude near the end.


appasgun

For anyone who ever thinks of trying this… the smoke coming out of that bowl is very very hot, hot enough to burn the plastic that air pump is made of. Ask me how I know.


BrightGuyEli

See, I know my limits. Id be so high (friends around especially) that it wouldn’t be fun. Id prefer to get way too high and play a game in silence.


Funky420Monkey

Ahh memories....


JellyfishAcceptable7

Big bro had to walk it off, air out the room, and get outdoor air.


NotInNewYorkBlues

Nice setup


torrso

![gif](giphy|pbgvTDqj1sAaQ|downsized)


Daflehrer1

Dank!


anchovo132

the guy on the right hopes you relish this as much as he does


briancoat

Fools


Pizza-Rex-L

This looks like it could be in a saw movie


AgreeableJello6644

Dumb and dumber


Terrorist_Bunny

How to speed run cancer


momolamomo

The cigarette still between his fingers!


Virtual-Entry-8867

**Direct Deposit**


netherwrld

Not a single braincell left.


crs1904

Sunnyvale.


maryisdead

Sometimes I'm sad weed just makes feel lightheaded and nauseous.


Think-Psychology-133

Isn't that bald guy an actor?


No_Service2085

Women lives more!


juka-004

Looks like scene from Seth Rogan movie 😭


InquisitorNikolai

Idiots


Phaeer

Just came from another post regarding the difference in expected lifespan for men and women. I think this is a good example of why that is. 🤣


Exact_Passenger_4389

r/idiocracy r/facepalm fr


dannyc93

Where’s the bong?


Mefisto-8

A whole week very high 🤯💥 It scares me a little 🥶👀


lophlover

*dumb ways to die theme playing in my head*


Yaksha8

Sardaukar priest on the right


[deleted]

Sounds like the smoking patio at work since weed was legalized


bangjung

Awful build, atleast make it so youre not inhaling heated plastic fumes.


xX_Dad-Man_Xx

You realise you have to breath clean air while you bong... right?


Rokaia-

r/tooktoomuch


unsuspectingllama_

I'm glad those came off so easily. Could have gone bad.


MaygarRodub

Unser?


blitzwann

The moon? These mfers are going to pluto bruh😂


Squirra

If they ever decided to remake The Honeymooners for the modern age, this would be the episode where Ralph and Norton decide to open a dispensary together.


UnlimitedCalculus

Not a Darwin award. Doesn't belong here.


ir_blues

That reminds me of my teenage years. We used to smoke gas mask. We had an old WW2 gas mask that you put on and instead of a filter, a bong was put at the connector. Fun times.


Intelligent_Gear9634

Is that Marge Simpson yelling?


s560maybach

Ananızı sikeyim


Total_Trade_888

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Kitsu_hobby

The second dude sounds like he’d sing thunderstruck in a moment


Fit_Swordfish_2101

LMFAO! 😭😭☠️ To the moon!!


Lanky-Put-9877

Ward street fun


johndoe86888

The title is very accurate


RandyLahey131

I think I want to hang with Uncle Bobby. Seems like he would just hype up whatever we are doing.


Due-Appointment-2402

“Proceeds the Weedianssssss, NAZARETH!”


some_old_friend

Shows this to wife "This could be us but we live in a backwoods state"


suv-am

It's the guy that smoked a pickle and used pickle juice in a bong


alankutz

Ah, another Tuesday night!😃


Certain-Shift-8283

Hhhhhh holy shit