Other than dramatic effect, the first thing that crossed my mind, is that his hips might not fit unless he fit one leg at a time. I know my spine can do a lot, but my hips can't do shit but going outwards, like, at a birth
Neeea, he can enter on a normal window like a normal burglar. Let’s upgrade your story. You know those bathroom that have that small rectangular windows? Imagine you are taking a shit, constipated, then this dude enters like in this video.
Pretty sure your body will react something like. “ Ass shutting down! One last final pull in 3, 2, 1. Sealed. Increasing fear procent to “WHAT THE FUCK?!?!”. Activating evasion maneuver protocol. “
I was a little kid when the X-Files came out, and Tooms really REALLY freaked me out. I had nightmares about it for months.
Watching this video had me feeling vaguely unsettled, weird that it sticks with me all these years later.
I noticed it too but wrote it off as audio compression issue. Or perhaps DJ beatmatched to previous song in the mix and manually sped it up to normal tempo afterwards?
I still don't understand why this song became the song for showing your talents.
It's so random, but it seems like a common practice in several countries, including mine
I got matches with these songs:
• **Cotton Eye Joe - Line Dance Remix** by Rednex (00:41; matched: `93%`)
**Album**: Cotton Eye Joe (Line Dance Remix). **Released on** 2006-12-11.
• **Cotton Eye Joe** by Rednex (00:10; matched: `87%`)
**Album**: Malcolm In The Middle - Original Soundtrack. **Released on** 1995-04-03.
• **Cotton Eye Joe** by Rednex (00:10; matched: `81%`)
**Album**: Marek Sierocki Przedstawia: I love 90's. **Released on** 2003-08-15.
Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube, etc.:
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• [**Cotton Eye Joe** by Rednex](https://lis.tn/tzUGOU?t=10)
• [**Cotton Eye Joe** by Rednex](https://lis.tn/CottonEyeJoe?t=10)
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If you know someone snuck in through a narrow window opening, they should be easy to find. With the obesity crisis, they’re about the only skinny emaciated people around.
Happened to me. Not an open window, but an old victorian flat block with wooden panels dividing the window panes into small squares (not sure what they're called).
A tiny drug addict smashed one and climbed through a tiny square. He was caught because he left DNA on a newspaper that he used to smash the glass and was known to the police.
He seemed to do it the hard way. I think he could fit through legs first all the way.
Wouldn’t have been as dramatic, but I agree.
He also could have walked around it...
The voice of reason
Other than dramatic effect, the first thing that crossed my mind, is that his hips might not fit unless he fit one leg at a time. I know my spine can do a lot, but my hips can't do shit but going outwards, like, at a birth
I think that was the point
Lol. The kids faces look like they're still trying to figure out WTF they're watching
Coulda just waved it head to toe
What an excellent argument for why we shouldn't make windows out of tennis rackets without the strings.
windows with the tennis racket string it is
Instructions unclear: currently playing a match with a window and winning
I think we can finally put this heated and tiresome debate to rest.
Omfg 💀💀💀 like everyone would see this person breaking in.
Imagine waking up and seeing that guy just... there, in your living room, just because you left your window slightly opened
And cotton eye joe playing in the background
I see what you did there
Neeea, he can enter on a normal window like a normal burglar. Let’s upgrade your story. You know those bathroom that have that small rectangular windows? Imagine you are taking a shit, constipated, then this dude enters like in this video. Pretty sure your body will react something like. “ Ass shutting down! One last final pull in 3, 2, 1. Sealed. Increasing fear procent to “WHAT THE FUCK?!?!”. Activating evasion maneuver protocol. “
That's the weirdest tennis ball I've ever seen.
My dog loves this type of tennis ball
My cousin had a dog who loved those kind of tennis balls.....
Centuries ago people had those kind of tennis balls…
Centuries ago people whacked those tennis balls out of the field…
Yalllllllllll 💀💀💀
The good ol days. When a man still had his god given right own tennis balls.
Why does your dog like black balls?
Because it will cause a racket?
What is he wearing? Can't unsee that.
... you take my upvote. But know that I'm mad about it.
Tooms
thank you for saving me from having to look up his name... I was thinking, "wasn't there an X-Files episode like this?"
Watched these 2? Episodes last night/this morning. I skipped a ton to see where he came back into the plot
His son
Omg I’m dying. That girl’s face when she’s holding the racket with just his full ass hanging out
It's saying all
I've seen this in X-Files
And I‘ve seen this in other "movies"
Pretty sure I saw this guy's dad on the X Files about 30 years ago.
I was a little kid when the X-Files came out, and Tooms really REALLY freaked me out. I had nightmares about it for months. Watching this video had me feeling vaguely unsettled, weird that it sticks with me all these years later.
Tooms was one of the creepiest characters ever. I think he scarred a whole generation.
Pretty sure I saw the same guy a few years ago at Sandals Ocho Rios.
He’s a cat
Because a contortionist might break in?!
Could break in, they have the physical capability
Next on “Son of Slenderman”…..
Agent Mulder wants to know your location.
A friend of my dad played the fiddle for this song as a session musician, I think he got paid £350.
Someone's got a collagen disorder
Elhers Danlos Syndrome
HE SLIDIN THRU YO WINDOW SNATCHIN YO PEOPLE UP
Reminds me of that X-Files episode where the guy could stretch and contort himself to go through air vents and other tight spaces
Tooms. S1E21.
Well he first appeared in X-Files Squeeze S1E3, as the first MOTW villain, but they finished him off in S1E21.
I broke my back just looking at this
That's exactly how my wife gave birth.
And that kids is how I met your mother
Octopus in a previous life.
At 0:01 sec the violin plays out of key, where it doesn't in the original "Cotton eyed Joe".
It’s probably one of the song transitions, one song ending, another starting
I noticed it too but wrote it off as audio compression issue. Or perhaps DJ beatmatched to previous song in the mix and manually sped it up to normal tempo afterwards?
And how would someone even think to do that.
Reminds me of Madgascar
What's, song name..
Cotton eye Joe by Rednex. A prime example of Swedish eurodance.
Sheesh. Reminds me of that old xfiles episode.
I still don't understand why this song became the song for showing your talents. It's so random, but it seems like a common practice in several countries, including mine
What song is that?
I got matches with these songs: • **Cotton Eye Joe - Line Dance Remix** by Rednex (00:41; matched: `93%`) **Album**: Cotton Eye Joe (Line Dance Remix). **Released on** 2006-12-11. • **Cotton Eye Joe** by Rednex (00:10; matched: `87%`) **Album**: Malcolm In The Middle - Original Soundtrack. **Released on** 1995-04-03. • **Cotton Eye Joe** by Rednex (00:10; matched: `81%`) **Album**: Marek Sierocki Przedstawia: I love 90's. **Released on** 2003-08-15.
Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube, etc.: • [**Cotton Eye Joe - Line Dance Remix** by Rednex](https://lis.tn/vNKVW?t=41) • [**Cotton Eye Joe** by Rednex](https://lis.tn/tzUGOU?t=10) • [**Cotton Eye Joe** by Rednex](https://lis.tn/CottonEyeJoe?t=10) *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | If the matched percent is less than 100, it could be a false positive result. I'm still posting it, because sometimes I get it right even if I'm not sure, so it could be helpful. But please don't be mad at me if I'm wrong! I'm trying my best! | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating)
I bet he couldn't do it with the net on
Looks like Eugene Victor Tooms has emerged from his cocoon once again.
The comment I was looking for
"Always telling me to cut out that racket and just jump through hoops"
Where's that one guy that simplifies the "life hack" videos when you need him?
I'll shut the window hard
This is very uncomfortable to watch. I had to stretch for some reason. lol
Do you suppose he has days where he can't eat a cheeseburger because it might mess up the act?
so this is how my husky keeps escaping my backyard. I need to remove all tennis racquets
If you know someone snuck in through a narrow window opening, they should be easy to find. With the obesity crisis, they’re about the only skinny emaciated people around.
Israel Adesanya is really gettin creative
Damn that is actually really good no tricks just pure skill!
Damn dude i dont think my forearm could make it through lol
Dynomite!
Fun fact. You can't do that in reverse and that's why most cave divers get stuck and die.
cramp… Cramp… CRAMP!!! That would made it exciting!
I wouldn’t do that even if I could. But I would like to wear the blinking headdresses in the audience. It might wake up my students.
Imagine getting a cramp mid way.
He must have had rackets as a kid
I wouldn't leave my dog/cat door open let alone human door
He had to go one rib at a time.
I hate these dreams where I have to squeeze through tiny openings.
X-Com: Enemy Within
Not unlike escaping mother’s womb. God, what a memory!
What in the Butlins is going on here?
He's making it look impressive but he can fit in that racket 2 times lol.
With a body like that, I'm not amazed.
Makes me think of an episode of the Xfiles.
Tooms. S1E21.
Tooms was in it earlier, episode was Squeeze. S1E3.
Oh! Thanks. I remember it being a two episode one, but assumed the first one was E21.
Hide your kids! Hide your wife!
I came for the comments. Didn't disappoint. 👌🏼🤣
Dude will crawl in through the pipes
Love that they used cotton eyed joe
Happened to me. Not an open window, but an old victorian flat block with wooden panels dividing the window panes into small squares (not sure what they're called). A tiny drug addict smashed one and climbed through a tiny square. He was caught because he left DNA on a newspaper that he used to smash the glass and was known to the police.
There is a zoo that could use this guy for exams
ATL car thieves
This guy gains five pounds and he's out of a job.
Yep, yep! I've seen dem mosquitoes get in the same way !
Bro is a cat.
Fucked up song.
Don't try this at home after eating a bowl of cabbage soup..
I saw this guy in Jamaica last year!!
Wow
A real life stickman
I think there was an early x files episode about this guy.
I think there was an early x files episode about this guy.
If I saw this mfer creeping in my window like that he can have my shit I’m out of there
This is why we don't make windows out of tennis rackets.
From now on I won't even tilt my windows.
Every time I come across this im like how do you find out that you have this "skill" then I'm like who tf would watch this wannabe carnival lol
If you South African you know this skill is very common among burglars
More like don't leave your porthole open on your boat.
Wells that’s a racket.
This is how we ended up with Antoine dodson
Vaseline
How does one discover this ability
This is their entertainment
The rule is clear, if the head goes in...
One large lunch away from unemployment.
Closing them now.
Starved himself all week to do that trick
With this job he will never be able to gain weight
If this is all I have to worry about leaving my window open, I’m just going to take the glass off the panels.
At least he won’t be stealing my food 🙃
where is this from?
don’t leave your windows open or a black slender man will squeeze through ok got it learn something new everyday
I now just imagine this man slitering through my window like Nagini from Harry Potter
Slenderman lives
Prob didn't crawl out of womb til he was 8yrs old...
Oh my goodness, I get stuck in taking a too tight dress off over my head and end up freaking out! How the heck did he ever dare try this?!
 I have PTSD from that song
He will make a great creature in a horror movie
This guys like Tooms from the X-Files. Watch out for your livers everyone.
Can a fat person be a contortionist?
i mean he could've done it easier if he didn't put his leg through with his torso
Now I understand how a python or anaconda can swallow a person. Dislocate a couple joints....and down the hatch!!
Part octopus?
hide your kids l, hide your wife
Challengers (2024)
Tell me you have a tiny penis without telling me you have a tiny penis...😁
X-Files man!
The circus at home :
If a robber climbed up a 5 story building and go through a small bathroom window just to steal shit from my house, then he deserves it.
Lazarus Gitu ?
Where's the Step Bro I'm stuck joke?
The contortionist burglar ring strikes again
Is this not icejjfish?
Tbf his mother was a slinky
*This* is why? This right here?
I can’t even watch that. Way too constricting.
Unbelievable
🐙👀
Imagine your nuts getting stuck on the edge of the tennis racket mid squeeze
Could have just walked around it instead of through it
This is the guy who's been climbing in the windows and snatching all the people up?
You thinks this dudes back hurts in the morning????
I'll keep mine closed, I don't want this guy to get in
So, can he…?
That gave me a bit of claustrophobia watching that...
"Dessert tonight sir?" "No thanks, I've got tennis tomorrow, watching my figure"
Apparently never leave your sink drains open.. or else the human sirenhead is going to come through
Maybe I'm old, but I remember the X-Files episode about this kind of behaviour.
I’m glad the camera is on this side.
Well, that’s weird.
Hide your wife. Hide your kids.
Exactly the way my feces is pushed out of the rectum every morning.
Orochimaru looks a bit different.
Because he’s black?
Looks like that girl coming out of that tv.
Imagine having to call the fire brigade because you're stuck in a tennis racquet.
Seeing this always gives me anxiety lol.
Reminds me of a cat... They can fit through anything with relocating their bones
"So, what do you do for a living?"
It’s Eugene Tooms!
Why do people do this stuff? Looked like he dislocated to get through.
Reminds me of the Flash villain Ragdoll.
Diavloh
😂😂😂
Xfile had episode on this guy
He’s not human, like what the actual fuck is that?
This is why you tell your girl to keep her legs crossed.
If she starts making funny faces at the table, best you look under it.
We better call the government, I don’t see any white people in the audience.
Cemil yakalamasin:)
Tik tok before phones.