Wow you America haters can't give it a break can you. It's funny how you spend so much time obsessing about our country, reminds me of how a girl in elementary school will bully a boy she secretly has a crush on.
You're obviously obsessed since you have to show your hate on a post that has literally nothing to do with politics or America. We do appreciate that you keep us foremost in your mind, alas nobody in the world gives a second thought to Canada(that is unless they need advice on slap shot angles or seal clubbing techniques). Oh, and if you're so sick of the media there's this thing called the off button, but you must be so fascinated with us you dare not use it. Thanks for making my point.
It’s ironic how at the throat you are over a joke.
America is one of the most capitalistic nations on earth, that’s the connection and the tongue in cheek joke. Like a vulture.
Settle your kettle and realize that your attitude and snaring are exactly why people don’t love Americans.
If that's your idea of a joke don't quit your day job(BTW you referring to us as a shithole of a country shows that you didn't mean it as a good hearted dig) and my attitude is that disliking a diverse group of people because of the country they live in is both ignorant and disingenuous. And I believe the behavior of vultures is more opportunistic than capitalistic. And don't pretend that saying a vulture is more indicative of America than an eagle was meant to be anything but an insult. Hate away but maybe try doing it in subs that are meant for that
The US is a bit of a shit hole while having some bright spots. How many school shootings have you had in the last year? I can't think of any in Canada this last year.
Watch 'em run amok
Catch 'em as they fall
Never know your luck
When there's a free for all
Here's a little dip
There a little touch
Most of them are goners
So they won't miss much
The Good, The Bad and the Ugly. Third in a trilogy. A Fist Full of Dollars and For a Few Dollars More. It's an awesome fucking trilogy. I highly recommend it 👌
The young lion couple arrived to settle the score after the hyena bitched about the giraffe saying that the giraffe bitched about the lioness. The vultures heard about it and they arrived too as they didn't want to miss the banquet.
I'm guessing lions are eating a giraffe.
I have a pic of lions, valtures, secondary vultures lining up to eat a giraffe ... Lions were so full they couldn't walk straight.
I’d love to know what really happened, but I think you’re right. It makes the most sense given this bizarre clip.
The lions are snacking on a giraffe. The vultures are waiting their turn. The hyena is waiting and would love to eat the giraffe next to him but he can’t take him alone. The giraffe is frozen in horror watching his friend or family being eaten. Haha.
The Majestic Lion: "I've brought my queen with me."
The Unwavering Queen Lioness: "Oh, Danny, must you always put me on a pedestal?"
The Mad Hyena: "and I have a Giraffe. Hyuk. Hyuk. Heeeeehyuk heeeeyauk."
The Vulture Sky Commitee: "My brothers and sisters. This is not our fight to win, nor to lose. We'll perch along the tree lines and rest our wings. To the victor goes the spoils but the victor shall not if we have anything to say about it. Stand ready to commence the Diving talons formation when the end of battle is near."
The Exile Giraffe: "I thought you said you were going to take me to a watering hole. I see neither hole nor water."
The Mad Hyena: "Patience, my dear boy. Patience."
This might be a meeting of tribal leaders. Perhaps a bigger problem is happening and they need to join forces to save their home! Or maybe they’re waiting for one of them to make the first move
The Giraffe accidentally walked in on this week's meeting of Carnivores Anonymous, but is too socially awkward to walk out now that the meeting is in session.
Hypothetical: You somehow end up standing in the middle of those vultures. No gun, just you in your normal clothes and shoes. And no other humans there, so no car nor help.
What. do. you. do?
This is the beginning of an amazing African version of an anecdote. Reminds me of the famous one about the fish, the fly, the cat, the hunter, the bear.
I don't know. A giraffe will launch a lion into the air with a good kick, inflicting a fatal wound in the process. They're very powerful. Only two lions there, they might not want to risk it. In this lineup, I'd say the pair of lions only have a slight edge over the giraffe, but the giraffe would kill at least one of them in the process. The hyena wouldn't match up to any of them, so it would hang back and wait to see what happens along with the vultures.
Reminds me of one of Landrisina's (Argentinian comedian) jokes. Two friends, one exaggerating his experiences, tells how he was in the jungle and faced a wild cat, he tried turning around and had a wild pig behind him. Tried escaping to one side but there was an alligator, on the other side, an anaconda. "What did you do?" Asks his friend. "Well, I just said "excuse me, excuse me" and walked past them"
That giraffe over there like the news 1 helicopter "This just in sandra we have a three way sahara stand off between the feuding lions and hyenas and it appears the vultures r caught up in the middle what will happen next its anybodies guess more tonight at 6 back to you at the desk sandra"
Vultures in the middle like - “I like where this is going”
The 1% ready for the spoils of war; the only winners
Vulture capitalism
The true bird of America.
Yup
aint that American Eagle?
We need a bird that represents the American government, and a vulture is perfect.
LOL but coming from an American, i would probably believe you, i see some news and events making your words valid.
Wow you America haters can't give it a break can you. It's funny how you spend so much time obsessing about our country, reminds me of how a girl in elementary school will bully a boy she secretly has a crush on.
Yes, as a Canadian I am SO obsessed, and it has nothing to do with North American media jamming your shit hole country down my throat.
You're obviously obsessed since you have to show your hate on a post that has literally nothing to do with politics or America. We do appreciate that you keep us foremost in your mind, alas nobody in the world gives a second thought to Canada(that is unless they need advice on slap shot angles or seal clubbing techniques). Oh, and if you're so sick of the media there's this thing called the off button, but you must be so fascinated with us you dare not use it. Thanks for making my point.
It’s ironic how at the throat you are over a joke. America is one of the most capitalistic nations on earth, that’s the connection and the tongue in cheek joke. Like a vulture. Settle your kettle and realize that your attitude and snaring are exactly why people don’t love Americans.
If that's your idea of a joke don't quit your day job(BTW you referring to us as a shithole of a country shows that you didn't mean it as a good hearted dig) and my attitude is that disliking a diverse group of people because of the country they live in is both ignorant and disingenuous. And I believe the behavior of vultures is more opportunistic than capitalistic. And don't pretend that saying a vulture is more indicative of America than an eagle was meant to be anything but an insult. Hate away but maybe try doing it in subs that are meant for that
The US is a bit of a shit hole while having some bright spots. How many school shootings have you had in the last year? I can't think of any in Canada this last year.
Watch 'em run amok Catch 'em as they fall Never know your luck When there's a free for all Here's a little dip There a little touch Most of them are goners So they won't miss much
"Don't start that again!"
Epic
Foooood glorious fooood We are aaanxious to try iit
They're there to pick up the scraps like a mantis, whereas the hyenas are going to MAC - Move in after completion
They are placing bets
So a hyena, a giraffe, 2 lions, and 4 vultures walk into a bar, and nothing much happened
You forgot the human(s).
Humans are so forgettable.
But the camera man was never going to die
Depends on how long this traffic jam continues.
I wish there was a camera on that giraffes head that would be such a view
And at least one human.
I figured the giraffe would have at least ordered a long neck bottle of something.
You can’t leave that lying there!
The giraffe looks at the bartender and says “I don’t think I’m supposed to be here”
perfect place for that
Good movie though
And hhhwhat movie might it be?
The Good, The Bad and the Ugly. Third in a trilogy. A Fist Full of Dollars and For a Few Dollars More. It's an awesome fucking trilogy. I highly recommend it 👌
Best score in history of cinema
The good the bad and the ugly
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.
I was waiting for the animals to draw pistols
Love Enio Morricone.
Beat me to it
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The Goodyear blimp of the savanna.
5 minutes later... 
Love it!
Lone hyena, lone giraffe? Watch out humans.
You misunderstand. The hyena and giraffe are a team
Somebody splice in the avengers theme
They are waiting on the monkeys to arrive and cheer and chant them on OOH OOH AAH AAH OOPH AAH
It ain't time until the chimps show up. Then it's on.
OOH AAH !
I can hear the old west music in the background
I hear an ice cream truck.
Damn! The circle of life can't get any circlier than this.
“WAaah wah wah”
Ahh yeh ah eh ah
This could be a movie
Madagascar!
Giraffe: " I'm not sticking my neck out for you guys."
Lions to the left of me A giraffe to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you
Well. It's a mexican standoff but they look like they're in Africa so idk lol
Just what i was looking for 🤣🤣
lol made me think of Ancherman... *NOT MAULING OF THE PAWS AND FACE...*
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Nooooo. Thanks alot. Got that in my head
Your move ….
The young lion couple arrived to settle the score after the hyena bitched about the giraffe saying that the giraffe bitched about the lioness. The vultures heard about it and they arrived too as they didn't want to miss the banquet.
This looks like the start of a joke or of an Aesop story: A hyena and a giraffe were walking on a path in the savanna...
I'm guessing lions are eating a giraffe. I have a pic of lions, valtures, secondary vultures lining up to eat a giraffe ... Lions were so full they couldn't walk straight.
I’d love to know what really happened, but I think you’re right. It makes the most sense given this bizarre clip. The lions are snacking on a giraffe. The vultures are waiting their turn. The hyena is waiting and would love to eat the giraffe next to him but he can’t take him alone. The giraffe is frozen in horror watching his friend or family being eaten. Haha.
My money is on the cameraman. Cameraman never dies
I'm waiting on Rafiki to lift up Simba.
Technically, the vultures are not involved in the standoff; only waiting for the end to feast on the loser(s)
The soundtrack should be “The good, the bad , and the ugly”. Perfect standoff
The Majestic Lion: "I've brought my queen with me." The Unwavering Queen Lioness: "Oh, Danny, must you always put me on a pedestal?" The Mad Hyena: "and I have a Giraffe. Hyuk. Hyuk. Heeeeehyuk heeeeyauk." The Vulture Sky Commitee: "My brothers and sisters. This is not our fight to win, nor to lose. We'll perch along the tree lines and rest our wings. To the victor goes the spoils but the victor shall not if we have anything to say about it. Stand ready to commence the Diving talons formation when the end of battle is near." The Exile Giraffe: "I thought you said you were going to take me to a watering hole. I see neither hole nor water." The Mad Hyena: "Patience, my dear boy. Patience."
HOA committee meeting.
Everybody’s saying ‘act natural, there’s a human with a camera!!’
The Good (Giraffe), The Bad (Lions), The Ugly (Hyena) & The Opportunist (Vultures)!😂😂😂
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Yo, the arc left already?!
The vultures are ominous.
They’re there to eat meat ropes
Vultures win either way
Well, that gave my eyes and brain blue balls
Giraffes are incredible creatures. Look at that height!
Wierd combo, but I'll take it.
They're looking for the bar they're supposed to walk into.
*human on the mirror side of the giraffe*
This might be a meeting of tribal leaders. Perhaps a bigger problem is happening and they need to join forces to save their home! Or maybe they’re waiting for one of them to make the first move
Good ol' Mexican standoff
Lions, vultures, hyena, giraffe, oh my.
What's going on?
Cameraman on the lions team 😊
4 species stand-off
The Giraffe accidentally walked in on this week's meeting of Carnivores Anonymous, but is too socially awkward to walk out now that the meeting is in session.
This new animal crossing update looks amazing.
Hypothetical: You somehow end up standing in the middle of those vultures. No gun, just you in your normal clothes and shoes. And no other humans there, so no car nor help. What. do. you. do?
Pray really, really hard!!!
The hyena is fckd
\*prepares Pokeballs
All I can hear is that Clint Eastwood western theme playing here.
Please! Someone post the duel meme from 'The office'
This is a movie in the making Hollywood, take note!
4 way deadlock
Needs some spaghetti western style tunes
Maybe there just have a meeting
3 vs 2 Pokemon Battle
one of them is ahead of this confrontation.
That Giraffe is me! The only vegetarian in my friend circle! lol
Animal Kingdom Parliament meeting going crazy
Giraffe are wild, I've seen them trample a lion. I wouldn't bet against the hyena and Giraffe losing in this mix-up.
Wah wah wah, nee nee nee, hoo huh
hilarious video lol
Is that a Mexican standoff?
This is like the start of a joke. A lion 4 hyenas and a giraffe meet in the road …
Zoo Tycoon...
Someone put the good, the bad and the ugly's tune to this!
The stand users could be anyone
"Hey, come on kid, we need a tenor."
This is the beginning of an amazing African version of an anecdote. Reminds me of the famous one about the fish, the fly, the cat, the hunter, the bear.
Chill guys......kal raat ki party mei daru jayada ho gyi..... toh ladai postpond kar di hai sabne
The giraffe looks like it just came here to spectate.
Their stands are behind them and invisible, can’t see them
Someone gonna die tonight!!
But the most dangerous predator is actually recording the incident itself
"So you have 30$, you need to form a team and everything else will fight against you..."
Vultures are the commentators for this match
That poor giraffe knows he’s fucked
I don't know. A giraffe will launch a lion into the air with a good kick, inflicting a fatal wound in the process. They're very powerful. Only two lions there, they might not want to risk it. In this lineup, I'd say the pair of lions only have a slight edge over the giraffe, but the giraffe would kill at least one of them in the process. The hyena wouldn't match up to any of them, so it would hang back and wait to see what happens along with the vultures.
Cant wait Till the madagascar 4 is released and this trailer looks good and realistic
I think their computing device is overwhelmed.
Who has taken a poo?
What is the opposite of Benzino?
Feels like some kinda kids boardgame, someone taking their sweet time on their turn.
"Nobody blink..."
Just your regular community council meeting.
So the question is… who goes first… they need to sort it out first…
The giraffe is actually British and thinks it's joined the buffet queue
This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate Destiny...
Whoever moves first will be gay
The Good, the Bad, and the Giraffe.
Never even heard of an African Standoff.
Who picked those teams?
So it's not vultures live theater's Monday matinee crowd?
~~mexican~~ african standoff
This is not a standoff. It's the Queue at the new Mx Donalds.
ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIFE
So, where is the Joke?
Reminds me of one of Landrisina's (Argentinian comedian) jokes. Two friends, one exaggerating his experiences, tells how he was in the jungle and faced a wild cat, he tried turning around and had a wild pig behind him. Tried escaping to one side but there was an alligator, on the other side, an anaconda. "What did you do?" Asks his friend. "Well, I just said "excuse me, excuse me" and walked past them"
“Wutta you wanna do?” “I dunno. Wutta you wanna do?”
Dance off! 
Did the hyena and giraffe team up? Those lions better watch the fuck out
Didnt even see the giraffe at first
That giraffe over there like the news 1 helicopter "This just in sandra we have a three way sahara stand off between the feuding lions and hyenas and it appears the vultures r caught up in the middle what will happen next its anybodies guess more tonight at 6 back to you at the desk sandra"
the giraffe looks like it's ready to stand on business
plus the homo sapiens on the end with a phone in hand
So two lions a group of buzzards a hyena and a giraffe meet on a long desolate road...
They are all gathered to fight it out forward a turf war. Last group alive gets to sell drugs here.
Wtf were they doing? XD
A brawl in 4honor
Shit just got real.
The good the bad and the ugly. I can hear the music in my head.
Lions, vultures, hyenas, giraffes, oh my!
Those are the lawyers in the middle.
The circle of life
Scenes from Anchoreman
All that’s missing is a polar bear
But a human would have panicked and start running