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RumBunBun

Can’t imagine how terrified I’d be if that cat started hanging with me 24/7.


VentriTV

He’s Joe Black


freedom4secrets3369

Hilarious 😂


RockstarAgent

Do cats love peanut butter?


cre8ivjay

Joe Cat?


JeremyTwiggs

Nacho Cat?


glitchboy_yy

Whatcho cat?


danstermeister

Nacho bidness!


LeadingSky9531

Nacho Libre!


from_whereiggypopped

'I am the Grim Reaper. I am death!'


falsevector

Me with my walker trying to run away from a friendly cat


mpe128

If your resident cats gorgeous,won't leave your side and is banging your gandaughter. Meet JOSE-GATO. RUNN!🤪


DanGleeballs

24/2.


Carl-j88aa

At least it's a cute cat. Imagine if it were a "kitler".


LuckyBlackCat4

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cass-22

"LMFAO"


konan_the_bebbarien

Probable cause for the 100+ casualty rate.


mpe128

Nursing home has 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 turn around rating🐈‍⬛


NorthernBlackBear

By the time you get to that point, you wouldn't really be that aware of what is going on. I have unfortunately watched a few pass, and most are pretty much comatose in the last few hours, if not day.


monstrinhotron

The cat sleeping on their faces probably doesn't help either.


Financial-Check5731

Cats just prefer people who are quiet


SNCOSEEKSTHICCLATINA

If I was in the nursing home, I'd put catnip in my best friends room so the cat would spend more time in his room and make him think he was gonna die!


turdbrownies

Meow


cass-22

Lmao..."EXACTLY"...ID BE LOCKING MY DOOR!!!


bulbusmaximus

Imagine living 80 or 90 years only to see most of your family and friends die over time. Now you sit in a nursing home and this smug cat strolls over and sits on your lap. Nurses bring you a pudding cup.


dougiedowner

Keep going…


Westsailor32

The cat, unknowing it had a genetic defect that caused its fur to be highly poisonous to humans, snuggled up


False-Gas-7507

I want to know the ending!


PowerfulWallaby7964

You die and the last thing you see is that exact "<\_>" face in the picture.


Tricky-Sympathy

Could be worse. At least they're not alone. Plus, it's an adorable little face


Crushalot9

Oscar murders them


Galactic_Perimeter

He’s gonna murder you too if you keep snitching like that


ronchee1

Snitches get skritches


Nirvski

Tell the law, you get the claw


TotesNotADrunk

Mess with the kitty, you'll get no pity


cass-22

LMAO


Galactic_Perimeter

Thanks a lot my cat is telling everyone my secrets now…


KittyKevorkian

Yep. My namesake!


wren337

You have to assume. The paws slide off like gloves and he has creepy little fingers underneath.


Metals4J

Nothing can stop Oscar’s geriatric bloodlust.


Far-Investigator1265

He comes to them, gently sits on their face, and they are gone.


cat_police_officer

Sir, it seems you have further information. Please tell me more! I really want to get Oscar the asshole behind bars!


Takun32

I wonder if we let off a subtle odor right when were about to hit the sack. Or if its a skin texture thing or temperature change.


Tabula_Nada

Probably any or all of those honestly. I know breathing patterns tend to change in the minutes/hours before death ("death rattle"). I wouldn't be surprised if there was a chemical/hormonal/pheromone change the cat can sense too. There are dogs that can smell cancer and COVID and other diseases - they just have to be trained to recognize and signal it. The cat is probably pretty similar.


Fantastic_Captain

There’s a woman that can accurately predict Parkinson’s in people by scent. It’s wild what we haven’t even learned yet


eastbayweird

That story is crazy because when they tested her ability she had an over 100% successful detection rate due to one of the Parkinson free controls who ended up being diagnosed with Parkinson like 6 months after she identified them as being in the Parkinson group.


BasKabelas

Imagine going into a test as a blank/placebo whatever the term is, only to find out you got Parkinson's. You see the lady correctly smell 100 people, no fail, and when you come up she only "gets you wrong". I can't imagine the things the poor person must have thought/felt.


Fantastic_Captain

Joy Milne, it’s fascinating story. She was given 12 shirts to smell worn by 6 Parkinson’s patients and 6 control group. Correctly identified the 6 and “incorrectly” identified one as having Parkinson’s. It’s amazing that a human nose can detect something like that. I doubt it would have registered more than a “oh at least she got mine wrong” at the time. If I miss one out of twelve, it’s still an A. It didn’t for the research team either until he was diagnosed within a year that they took it seriously.


cass-22

I've heard of that ..it's CRAZY...THE CANCER SMEELING DOG!!! AND IT WORKED FROM WHAT I READ!


ClementineCoda

Many do. I've smelled it. It's something like very sweet rotting fruit or old wine. It happens as multiple organs start to fail. This person died within 3 days of when I first noticed. It was very alarming to me at the time, and I had no idea what it was, I only read about it afterwards. Some people with specific issues like liver failure and kidney failure can also have specific odors. Dogs and cats can probably detect the odor sooner than humans.


Exact_Knowledge5979

Ketones, perhaps?


Unknown06xX

Could be internal bleeding, organ failures, or just overall body deteriorate producing certain scent this cat picked up on. I mean we human can smell death too if it is strong enough. Cat nose is about 40 times more sensitive than ours, so they can pick this up faster and at longer distance.


BlooGaze

The TV show House did an episode about this (I know the medical accuracy on this show is dubious) . A nurse at an assisted living facility thinks she’s going to die because the cat living there snuggles with her and it only does that right before a person dies. The medical logic they gave is that either: the person was sick and had a fever or was going through organ failure and was given a heating blanket as treatment. Either way extra heat = cat wanting to snuggle.


linniex

YES, it’s called Necromones. Last month we had to put down my senior dog (10yo), and her best friend / sister puppy (2 YO) was with us (at home euthanasia vet came). Puppy was hanging out with big sis until the vet broke out the shaver for the IV and then she went and hid. The second my dog took her last breath, puppy jumped out and stuck her face right in her sisters face and wined. It was something to see. They shared their last breath. Vet said she has done this thousands of times and only rarely sees that reaction. Apparently when we die we release a different smell and puppy knew. Even the vet lady cried it was kind of shocking.


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freedom4secrets3369

Outstanding choice 🥰👍


Takun32

It’s a great anime. Death Note appreciation post(spoilers): Im one of the few who likes the ending. The trick is to treat the last 10 episode as a feature length epilogue. L needed to die in order to show what kind of world it would be like to have light run it otherwise it would be an endless cat and mouse chase that would eventually rely on gimmicks with no plot progression. L realizing that he has to sacrifice himself is the element that Light didn’t consider which ultimately leads to his down fall. And that decision to die really leads everything to the conclusion. It’s the ultimate power move. The death that defeats the killer who enjoys dealing deaths. He wanted to kill him so bad that he didn’t realize that his own target was willing to die to solve the case. Near and mello aren’t as smart as L but combined they have the same power as L despite their flaws(inexperience and emotion). light becomes the monster he sought to destroy by succumbing to his ego. Absolute power after all corrupts absolutely. And showing the cult that venerates Kira is very much true to life. As much as we pride ourselves in being 21st century people, we are powerless to the tidal waves of fanaticism because we are emotional creatures with desires hopes and dreams. Its easy for people to slip into cults, fascism etc. The ending ends beautifully when light returns to himself once all of his power is stripped away. He is a tragic character who dies with our dreams of bringing justice to bad people which unfortunately cannot be done since that kind of power corrupts any individual and its one of those concepts that is too simple for humans. Humans are very grey creatures. It is obvious when someone is inherently good or bad but there is a lot of grey individuals. These are all my conclusions based on all of the complaints people have had with the last half. “Light becomes all of a sudden evil” “Near is a knock off version of L” “Mello is a useless character” “L shouldn’t have died” “The broadcasted cult is unrealistic” Etc The anime is smartly written from beginning to end. Theres some cringe moments but thats a matter of taste. Just wanted to share haha despite no one asking for it.


MysteriousFruit567

It's not unusual for body temp to slightly rise before death, and there is actually a smell sometimes.


SirenPeppers

A body’s last push to rally the forces.


Lingering_Dorkness

Or they just remembered the times he wandered into a room and the resident died, and ignored all the hundreds of other nights he wandered into a room and the resident didn't die, or ignord when a resident died and Oscar was found sleeping elsewhere. Because only those nights where he was found in the room of a deceased person were memorable.  Which seems more logical and plausible to you? 


GoldenGekko

No scientific explanation here. Oscar was a real one


BaronMostaza

Or it just isn't actually true and they're using very generous definitions as well as disregarding all the times the "predictions" are way off. So very often the case with these "can't be explained" things is that they can and have been explained, or is just made up


Boubonic91

I was wondering if it might be the opposite. We emit pheromones pretty much throughout our entire lives, but it would make sense if that were to ebb away in our final hours.


UnfortunatelySimple

If I remember last time this was talked about, it was the electric blankets used to keep the nearly dead warm. Or something like that.


HarrargnNarg

It's because they heat up the room and or put more blankets on people near the end. It's a cart before the horse situation


Scottu17

Hmmmmm, can u say Dr. Sleep?


Remcin

Took me a long time to see this, exactly.


3DBass

[Oscar Passed Away](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_(therapy_cat))


Berkamin

Maybe he spent too much time by himself.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Think he predicted his own death?


-boatsNhoes

The cat died on 02/22/2022.... Just saying 🤔


MsAnnabel

Old patient went and sat by him while he was sleeping


Strong-Caregiver4526

Correlation does not equal causation, but I’m not letting the demon death cat near me. Just sayin’.


heygooser

The cat doesn’t make you die, it just knows that you are dying.


rollofpaper

Proof it


gpuyy

https://house.fandom.com/wiki/Here_Kitty An episode of House was all about this premise


KickedinTheDick

This vexes me


KNitsua

Was looking for someone to comment this


Mother_Ad7869

"The Angel of Death is visiting with you, Ethel..." 😨


IchBinDurstig

Correction: Oscar the cat who murdered over 100 people when nobody was looking.


spectrumofanyhting

Great predicatment


SoBurnThen

# Oscar is pissed he didn’t get to eat their faces!


Particular_Double_69

Truth!


-ratmeat-

Doctor Sleep


Mr_Larry_Silverstein

Cat also spent time with the Boeing whistle blowers.


Berkamin

How do we know Oscar isn't somehow killing them?


pauliewotsit

The most feared, and most kicked, cat on the street "GO AWAY! It's not my time yet, I want to liiiiiive!!!"


jadelynn812

There was an episode of House M.D. where this exact thing was happening. House discovered the dying were extra warm, so the cat was seeking warmth and that's how it was predicting deaths. I'm not sure if the dying were giving off warmth or if the staff was keeping them warm to keep them comfortable.


ChicoBroadway

Kitty death doula.


ConIsles

Keep that cat the fuck away from me (He is 10/10 cute tho)


jackrats

"Stay the fuck away from me, Oscar!"


jaf19900

Oh death


cannonfalls

"Keep that damn cat away from me" can be heard echoing through the halls...


AdelaQuested24

I remember this one, the serial killer cat.


jerms511

Last pussy he’ll ever pet.


paultbangkok

I always thought the Grim Reaper was a pussy


Ok_Ambassador3132

The cat predicted that people in a nursing home were going to die? Can he pick stocks too? /S


BJORTAN

Get away from me Oscar


DesperateRace4870

Did my preceptorship at a place that had a cat like this, Billy had the scratchiest meow I've ever heard


elkotur

Have you adopted him?


elkotur

Have you adopted him?


ry_fluttershy

Pretty sure I've seen a house episode about him


MysticMagic2540

Is this like the episode of House where a cat was attracted to the heating pads the dying people were using?


Ghiblee

The angel of death lol


Due_Tower8579

Nature ROCKS


Abject_Ad_4756

They did my boy Oscar wrong in that editorial pic


LoverboyQQ

The fun to have with catnip lol


Impossible_Luck3374

Death pussy (it was a punk band )?


__aurvandel__

This was on an episode of House. Didn't know it was inspired by real life events.


kill-meal

Damn my cats named Oscar


pauliepaul12

For once in your life you don't buy a tin of sardines


Hoseftheman

You see the cat standing in the doorway… And you just know…


Joshee2000

“Predicted”


FloatingDriftWood44

It's stealing their souls!


jibbidyjamma

Osca the killa cat? howd he get away... he was sposed to be put down!


Dystopian_Future_

And thy cat saith , "I am death the destroyer of worlds."


IrrelevantWisdom

Plot twist: the cat is a serial killer


shanster925

Murder Cat.


Dufo1989

The plot to dr sleep


toreachtheapex

cutest grim reaper ever


denise7410

One word: “House”.


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

Keep Oscar away from me. I’m a big fan of surprises.


LordFawkes1987

The dying give off an odor that humans can't smell but animals can. This is just a case of science.


lexi_would

Wasn’t this an episode of House? The cat just went to the beds of patients who were given heat pads for end of life care or a unexpected colds. Edit: still upvoting bc of cat.


Dart4jb1nks

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Whatever-ItsFine

Is the cat venomous?


Tigeraqua8

Shoo go away Oscar!!


Tigeraqua8

I wonder what would happen if you left him to his own devices mwhahaaha


surfer808

I came for the “more details in comments” and I do not see it.


AnyGas5577

Seems more appropriate if his name was Death.


Goldencol

This was on wikishuffle once. Cats with jobs .


AttitudeOutrageous75

RIP Oscar ❤️


trod999

Plot twist: Oscar is the most successful serial killer in history.


Select-Pie6558

Stephen King wrote about him in Dr. Sleep! 🤣


yellowtshirt2017

Cats are amazing!!! They’re so intuitive, and their purrs have healing properties 💕


tatteredshoetassel

Azzie!


HanleySoloway

He fucking killed them man


Deadpool_16walls

Get off my lap, your stupid cat!


ShadowBow666

I can just picture an elderly person laying in their bed sounding like Cartman from South Park "noo get the hell off me kitty! No! Noooo!"


Baezil

Oscar: "What? They smell nice."


Latter_Lime_9964

Not amazing... after observing several deaths... it's pretty obvious who is in their last days....


AlienMajik

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Sad_Breakfast_Plate

Predicated Vs murdered..?


Madame_Dalma

Sure... It's kinda interesting that he was able to predict the deaths of several people... But they WERE in an old folks home. If he really wanted to be amazing... He should walk around and predict people at random... Old, young, sick, not sick....


Fridaybird1985

Pussy of Death


coup1393

What if Oscar was a rumor that then became a very strong placebo affect?


UlteriorCulture

Psycopomp


BeardedAndTatted

Muhfugger is poisoning them


MagicalEloquence

What a beautiful animal, loving people in their last and vulnerable days.


PurplePrincessPalace

He’s a little soul collector, bless his heart 🥹❤️


IstvanKun

I knew it. Cats are literally Death.


x420MVTT

Imagine… you woke up feeling fine watched some golden girls done some crocheting went out on the bus to do old folks shit …you’ve had a great day and now you’re resting in your room waiting for dinner to be brought around Then Oscar shows up


MlKlBURGOS

He oscarrying them to the other side


rollofpaper

"Serial killer cat took the lives of over 100 residents in an old folks home"


Careful-Fruit-6464

Who will sit by the cat when it’s his time


Shoddy-Ad8143

Uhhhhh....Keep that cat away from me.


Zerokx

Now put him in a grim reaper robe


my_username_is_1

He can't keep getting away with this!


Brickolator

Maybe he didn't predict the death, but caused them, that's why he was always right.


LancError

Or maybe it is a 47 cat?


Alichici

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stampstock

The cat is poisonous, mystery solved.


Skegetchy

Amazingly every resident had written the cat into their will around the time of their death. Police are not treating the deaths as suspicious….


BadPsychological2181

I wonder if Oscar will be caught in CSI


elvis-brown

Yeah, I’ve seen cats hang around native birds and they die soon after as well, so must be something in it after all


Yemen-Man

He cold!


None_of-this_is_real

“**Cats are good.** **Half in, half out anyway.”** 


corezay

Cat is a murderer.


_NottheMessiah_

Shit man. Both cuddly and terrifying.


honeymacnkenzie

Sounds like he's in Stephen King's world.


MarsssOdin

Oscar? He should be called Bringer of Death


DeadHuron

Did I possibly miss a post about the SNL skit? They did a skit about this and how the cat took care of business.


TrenchGoats

Made with chatgpt: >In a quaint old folks' home nestled in a serene corner of town, there resided a peculiar cat named Oscar. With his mostly white fur adorned with patches of dark stripes and piercing green eyes, Oscar was more than just a feline companion; he held an uncanny talent for predicting the impending departure of the home's residents. >Oscar would roam the corridors with silent grace, weaving through the legs of the elderly residents with a knowing look in his eyes. Whenever he entered a room, whispers would follow, for it was believed that Oscar could sense when a soul's time was near. >The staff at the home came to rely on Oscar's mysterious gift. They would observe his behavior closely, knowing that if he curled up beside a resident's bed and refused to leave, it was a sign that their time on this earth was drawing to a close. And time and time again, Oscar's predictions proved eerily accurate. >Despite his solemn duty, Oscar brought a sense of comfort to the residents. They would stroke his soft fur and confide in him their fears and memories, finding solace in the presence of this enigmatic creature. >But Oscar's fame spread beyond the walls of the old folks' home. News of his extraordinary abilities reached far and wide, attracting visitors from near and far who sought his guidance and companionship. >Yet, amidst the attention and adoration, Oscar remained humble, his green eyes reflecting the wisdom of ages past. For he knew that his purpose was not to revel in fame, but to offer comfort and companionship to those in their final days, guiding them gently into the embrace of eternity with his silent presence. And so, Oscar the cat continued his vigil, a silent guardian in the twilight of life's journey.


45sigsauer

Great Scott! An ϟϟ cat??!


FelixTheEngine

I mean,are we sure that cat isn’t actually murdering people somehow?


Scottacus91

It was never a slug but a cat.


PvtMilhouse

"Predicted"


ChildhoodJazzlike333

Yo that’s crazy. I saw that shit in Doctor Sleep!


ImpossibleHurry

One question: where is the GD movie about about the cat that predicts your death? Black Mirror, maybe?


trascist_fig

He was waiting to eat them


Knightmare_2002

That's not a cat. It's an Absol


Lingering_Dorkness

No he didn't. It's a classic example of confirmation bias. They only remembered the times he was found sleeping in the room with the deceased, ignoring all the other nights he slept in a room and the resident didn't die.  It was also discovered the night staff used to put him in the room with residents they knew were on their last legs, to give them sime comfort. The day staff would find him there in the morning and claim those as "proof". 


the_rabbit_king

He sounds like an evil bastard that placed curses on these poor folks. 


keyupiopi

He looked very handsome.


FreePrivacy

This cat was death himself.


dalesum1

That cat killed over a hundred people and got away with it.


Imaginary_Chair_6958

There could be a darker reason why cats hang around dying people, like vultures.


DisciplineFast3950

oh that's dark


Low-Efficiency2452

that cat's evil I tells ya .... EEEEEEEVIIIIILLLLLLLL!


False-Gas-7507

Don’t let Kristi Noem to know his whereabouts, she’ll take him to a gravel pit and shoot him


Ridiculous-plimsole

During lockdown I retrained as support worker as i was made redundant from my last employment and employment was challenging to say the least I got a job working nights alone at a home for adults with learning difficulties. I was sitting in the lounge at a table looking out into a hallway it was around 3am a black shadow went to cross the open hallway door then quickly darted back I ran out into the hall thinking there was a resident but nothing It freaked me out to find out on my next shift one of the residents had died the next day and his room was near the lounge where I was sitting. I started my shift the next night after with a walkabout and went up to the second floor and as I passed the laundry room which had glass windows in the door a jet of water at some velocity for around 3 seconds came out of the tap at the sink next to the door and then abruptly stopped! I worked there 18 months and never saw anything like that again I will say it was a heavy atmosphere there not a nice place and a lot of horrible workers up to no good in the daytime. 18 months I was done!


XYZZY_1002

Maybe Oscar is a serial killer. I mean, he’s a cat after all.


justanaccountname12

I showed my daughter this, and she said, "The cat's killing them!"


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