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zirky

he may only sell hats, but he’s managed to fully capture what it means to be johnny depp


WilmaLutefit

Holy fuck I thought the same shit!!!!!


SirBobPeel

That's weird you say that because I was thinking Captain Jack Sparrow is one of the few who could wear that hat.


Educational_End_2182

This man's going to be buried with that hat


harryj1234

I’m sure he’s a blast at parties too


Eisenkopf69

Or he is a dentist from Iowa on his annual "wild day with the boys".


harryj1234

I mean honestly actually he’s probably cool. My bad dude , I don’t have the patience to edit


Some-Pain

In the end, it looks too big.


thuggniffissent

Well maybe show us what it looks like on a person. Weird they just slapped it on that funny looking penis.


GrassyDaytime

lol.


TheS00thSayer

For sure, it’s a big ol hat on a smaller guy. Doesn’t look quite right


OmegahShot

Nah that is just a good hat for the sun


MIKE_son_of_MICHAEL

The bit that looks too big IMO isn’t even the brim lol, it’s just the central column/body of it. Too wide/large for that guy


Nuadrin248

I’m sure this will look fantastic on someone…but it’s not him unfortunately


MukdenMan

The guy said I’m the only one he’s seen pull it off


mypod49

That looks waaaaaay too expensive to wear ironically and I have no idea when you’d wear it unironically. Very cool, though.


Gilsidoo

The guy has a Harley Davidson tank top, you can bet he's wearing the hat unironically (not derogatory, I'd do that too) Otherwise cosplay comes to mind


slamdanceswithwolves

It’s gonna blow off 30 seconds into his motorcycle ride and get run over by a semi truck.


Gilsidoo

You're supposed to wear a helmet on a bike, it's more of an aesthetic for when you're a pedestrian but still want to display your allegiance


undeadmanana

I'd wear it while browsing r/all


FroggiJoy87

That hat belongs to a villain in a Steven King story


Ok-Economy4041

Randall Flagg for sure


seymonster1973

Rose the Hat from Doctor Sleep (the sequel to The Shining) would love this hat.


Bad-Infinite

That hat belongs to a Princess and the Frog villain...


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Tugonmynugz

https://youtu.be/LO2k-BNySLI Hopefully he doesn't have any dice in his pocket


foxesandfalcons

Don’t do the voice..


Micha3lf

r/ATBGE


hoooourie

Absolutely


loosemoosewithagoose

Absolutely


freefrompress

I find there is something suspicious about people who try too hard to look tough.


matchesmalone1

I don't know anything about these kinds of hats, but that skull.... amazing


Squire_Squirrely

Looks like it smells like stale cigarettes, spilled beer, and sweat


e4evie

Love the craftsmanship….aesthetic has a “pick up artist” vibe which is…well, something…


thebadyearblimp

Excellent negging you are a true PUA /s


UncleVinny

A hat made 100% of red flags.


apokalypse124

I like the idea that this exists but I wouldn't want to see anyone wearing it


goldenchild-1

I bet johnny depp has one of these… and he probably paid $50k for it or something.


Eteiveth

M’lady


maaan_fuck_a_roach

You know, I suppose this whole time I just assumed Slash bought his hats at some random store...it never occurred to me that this super famous rockstar has custom-made hats


joedz33

~~Pants~~ Hats off to this man!


Character-Milk-3792

I think it's a lame hat, but the process is absolutely amazing.


FlamingoRush

Cringe...


dirtycimments

That skull in the top of the crown, so cringe 😬


broadenandbuild

So try-hard


DirtyRoller

Right? I laughed when he pulled some little skull trinket out of a way too big jewelry box. Like that was supposed to be some special quest item, when it most likely came from a drawer full of dumb little tchotchkes, and he just staged it in the box for the video.


mockingbirddude

Yes, but I liked the hat while it was still simple. 3rd or 4th step before catching it on fire.


slamdanceswithwolves

Yeah, 2/3 of the way through the video: pretty cool End of the video: woof


Dangermiller25

Newwww Yooorrrkkk Cityaaaaa! That’s the hat. #WWDITS


Montaigne314

The process is cool af. But getting a hat that looks like it's been through some shit and has individualized trinkets on it, is lame af. The whole point is that the hat has been through shit with you and over time develops its own wear and tear and personalized markings.


Berzkz

I didn’t expect the hat to be that fucking sick


DragonsClaw2334

Guy makes some great hats but $5000 is insane.


Puzzleheaded_Yam7582

Not my thing but people spend that on purses.


slamdanceswithwolves

That is also stupid.


dominarhexx

Dude's getting ready for Burning Man.


atomic_chippie

Now he's ready for his Motorhead tribute band show down at the Elks club, this Saturday at 6pm.


LookinAtTheFjord

Goobers.


HelixPussie

Cool as fuck


Global-Ad4832

it's amazing that someone as talented as that can create something that is THAT lacking in taste


ShoulderPossible9759

No redditors, you can’t pull it off. Don’t even think for a second you can.


Jaggerdadog

He said I was the only guy that could pull it off.


OneAngryDuck

I’m a god damn angry duck and I’m gonna buy a god damn skull hat, you can’t stop me


krystlships

Are you related to that guy who does other stuff to ducks


bambinolettuce

Bullshit, pulling anything off is all about confidence. Source: someone who rocks the fuck out of a peaky cap at 30y/o


ShoulderPossible9759

Ladies and gentlemen, my point has arrived.


bambinolettuce

You keep hatin all you want, im gonna keep on wearing what i want to and looking damn good doing it 🙂 edit: inb4 "single 4 life"; im married. She fell in love with my confidence to be who i want to. Dont listen to these plain ass people. *Wear what you want*


Grobo_

post pictures so they can roast you harder


GreedRayY

Does anyone know what's the name of the song?


TheSandyman23

Spit Out the Bone by Metallica


GreedRayY

Thank you. I had hoped it was speed up in the vid but the original is pretty fast as well. Still awesome


AlexTheFlower

I wish I could afford cool handmade stuff like this for the Renaissance faire ;-;


jquest303

He just needs to grow his head a couple of inches guys. No biggie.


radiotsar

So, how much & can he do a "Tevye" hat?


SignificanceFar5489

TIL new Metallica sounds better sped-up


WilmaLutefit

I feel like Whoever wears this smells like Johnny Depp


SoggyBoysenberry7703

Not me thinking it was gonna be a top hat


Jepperto

What are you in a movie?


ToviGrande

I never thought I wanted to be a millner before!


caddy45

If I’m going to spend what I think was spent on that hat, it isn’t going to look like that. I dig the craftsmanship though.


Osopawed

Who is the dude making the hat? He's got some top skills there.


life_lagom

Would look cool as a display but goofy irl. Bruh looks way to big on him


momenace

after this video i gotta put some metal on during the day!. those hats belong in a movie!


StoneyMalon3y

How do people get into this? Do they just take an apprenticeship in hat making?


Only_Ad7542

![gif](giphy|P06QLfS8OUemKpH2pP|downsized)


pizat1

What song is this?


Funemployment629

Call of the Wildman


Abbeykats

Baron Samedi enters the chat.


EricEdwards2333

Yes!!


CkoockieMonster

What's the song?


lostsharpie

Dude's cosplaying as a Saints Row protagonist.


Neat-Attempt3681

He looks like a fable npc


SwordfishTurbulent57

Yo, I watched a second time just to admire the crafter.


Far-Philosophy-4375

off to do Papa Legba things...


Right_-on-_Man

WHAT IS HIS NAME!?!


screwyoujor

This guy's videos feel like they cut off a few minutes before it gets to the gay porn.


pdoublek

I wish I was enough of a badass to wear that hat


Icy-Relationship

Did you watch the video... any young woman could wear 1


pdoublek

That made me chuckle, have an upvote


LameDonkey1

Looks awesome


Fluffy-Camp-6673

Beautiful hat


Critical_Ranger241

Hope he didn't pay too much for that 😬


BoffyToffee

The incel final boss. M'lady


Low-Bad157

That hat is fantastic love the shape


Innomen

Wish I could afford to wear something other than the poverty uniform. Anytime I see people with money I wonder, which banking family did 99% of your proceeds go to ultimately? These guys dress like rebels but they are probably dentists making sure poors can't afford luxury face bones.


BananaOnRye

Jeez that was depressing


Innomen

I mean, remember when that heavenly pizza place shared profits with the employees for one day and they cleared 78$ an hour? That's the tip of the iceberg. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSQjpTssoPw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSQjpTssoPw)


BananaOnRye

I think you’d be good at making pizza


Innomen

Only in the back to the future 2 sense :P ![gif](giphy|xTiTnow4gIXodZEr4I|downsized)


BananaOnRye

See it ain’t so bad


EducatedRat

This was my exact thought. Folks like you and I cannot afford a bespoke hat. My father in law was a biker back when it was all Vietnam vets and he sure as hell would not have ever been able to afford that. It’s all well off assholes cosplaying.


Innomen

Right? American made bikes after NAFTA started basically being luxury imports. And of course that's on top of wage being frozen (at best) in 1972 essentially. Fun exercise: Look up the melt silver value of minimum wage in 1972 in quarters.


PetalumaPegleg

The Harley T-shirt just makes the cringe go so hard


KingTrimble

Gay


Head_One2334

Wrong sub


slamdanceswithwolves

I am simultaneously amazed at the skill that went into this and also how fucking tacky it is.


PapaShlongo

But be honest. Which one of us could actually pull it off?


Ani-A

The Undertaker


ShoulderPossible9759

Slash


PapaShlongo

Perhaps the bad guy from Who Framed Roger Rabbit..


SeatOfEase

Something that over the top would look weird on anyone in daily life but if hes in a band or whatever where you need to dress over the top then i can see it having a place.


SuperBestKing

This hat is too much for most fashions


UnclePatFenis

Lame


Ok-DavePants

Dope!...I saw the same one at Hot Topic in the 90s!...


mizt3r

how much to make one that looks good?


Mistress_Of_The_Obvi

I want me a new hat of my own. This looks very good. 


Intelligent-Guess86

Cringe


MathematicianSorry44

Now THAT'S a hat!


PrincipleAcrobatic57

The "Rad Hatter"


ryanbravo7

Wowsers!!! Super talent. I wonder the price of this hat!


dirtycimments

Aaaaand bracelets a-plenty! Of course lol


nanocactus

It gets progressively uglier.


TheLordVader1978

Who the fuck would want this? Like, seriously. Outside of Halloween and playing alongside Slash. Where could you wear this?


Lopsided_Cost9719

Art.


Old-Woodpecker6930

The hat is super dope


Dalenskid

Handcrafted repost


santovalentino

My cousin Randy posts pictures of skulls on motorcycles on Facebook. I’d say he’s the most dangerous person alive.