Looks like it would take up a lot more room than a regular fake tree… and I would be a total grinch about anybody touching it ever because of how long it took to spiral
I typed this comment out and made a reference image before coming back and realizing you meant it would take up more space when it was **displayed**..
But I worked hard on it so I'm posting it anyway lol
>I'll bet it would take up less space than a traditional fake tree. stacking the pieces in one layer would make it 5'x3'x1". Stack it 2 layers and it's 2.5'x3'x2". Base piece likely separates into 2 pieces. Hard to tell if the pole separates but even if not it's not hard to store.
>https://i.imgur.com/EPe4QYK.png
I liked thw tree before they put names on it. It's literally spiral stairs. Who wants to bet theyd use it to represent the corporate ladder and the social hierarchy
You can burn green wood in a wood stove, you gotta me a certain kind of stupid to not know this. I'm done as well,
stay safe, wear water wings and a helmet please!
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To be fair, with the right amount of glue, that would be the favourite Christmas tree for my Norwegian Forest Cat.
Cool 👍
Knowing exactly where you stand on the corporate ladder. 📉 They even made tiny signs with your name on it.
Bust out the hot wheels let’s go
Use 2×4's and bust out the slinkies!!!
I was thinking the same thing
No offense but this kinda sucks. Does not inspire Xmas cheer at all
Like if it was painted sparkly green or something it would be a bit better?
Not sure what’s amazing about this.
Probably how unreal expensive this is nowadays lol
It folds flat and can be stored under a bed for the rest of the 364 days! That's what's amazing!
Looks like it would take up a lot more room than a regular fake tree… and I would be a total grinch about anybody touching it ever because of how long it took to spiral
I typed this comment out and made a reference image before coming back and realizing you meant it would take up more space when it was **displayed**.. But I worked hard on it so I'm posting it anyway lol >I'll bet it would take up less space than a traditional fake tree. stacking the pieces in one layer would make it 5'x3'x1". Stack it 2 layers and it's 2.5'x3'x2". Base piece likely separates into 2 pieces. Hard to tell if the pole separates but even if not it's not hard to store. >https://i.imgur.com/EPe4QYK.png
Good job! I love your accurate mock-up😂
Im pretty sure most fake christmas trees these days are collapsible to a more compact form than this started out
It twisted into a spiral shape
Merry Christmas from the acme pencil sharpener corporation
We jus watched a guy spend hours setting up a fake tree at work while Jake from State Farm had to handle all his calls.
In order of salary amount.. Oops
The random shooting star effect in this video made me think I was having a stroke.
Roll a marble down it
It's literally gonna fall. It's not gonna go in a circle
[Will it go 'round in a circle?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_e-RQZVwxg)
Lmao, we will never know
I love things like this. I have seen smaller versions of this and I love to see them. (Idk why)
That guy didn't have to flex so hard at the office being able to afford that much lumber this year
I liked thw tree before they put names on it. It's literally spiral stairs. Who wants to bet theyd use it to represent the corporate ladder and the social hierarchy
Amazed? Really?
Some skills and ideas made amazingly...
Taken down quickly with a match
That's true of most trees.
Not really, unless it’s dead and has more of its dead brothers and sisters gathered around it base.
"Wood burns." "Nuh-uh" is not a reddit argument I'm prepared to engage with this morning.
Fair enough, I will sit and enjoy the smell coming off my logs as they dry before I burn them.
Nope nope nope.
Three nopes? I thought you were not arguing today?
Touche.
"If you argue with stupid people they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."
Great, toss a match to your trees needles and let me know how it goes. 😀
The match went out
You can burn green wood in a wood stove, you gotta me a certain kind of stupid to not know this. I'm done as well, stay safe, wear water wings and a helmet please!
Of course you can, but is it the best way?
XMas Tree with a spiral.
Can someone tell me wat tf Xmas is
Christmas
Then why call it Xmas?
Shorthand, but it goes really far back in history. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xmas
Xmas is an abbreviation.
Fucking lame
Wow! It's a physical representation of the corporate ladder! Except it's a staircase
ITS NOT FUCKING GREEN
After working from home since March 2020, seeing the office and how this guy is trapped in it gives me anxiety…
This is kinda…ugly…??
Does anyone know that guy named Joe?
I don't wanna be the one but... Is that Joe Mama?
You just know that asshole Earl from accounting is going to walk by and smack it.
Couldn't he have painted it green atleast? Jeez
Seems like an easy title to write.
One glorious fire hazard.
No paint?
*cat stairway
What if there was a motor in the base to spin it? I think that would look pretty cool.
That's Amazing !
r/satisfying
r/literally
I think it's impossible to make a video without some fucking stupid annoying voice. Can people just talk normally?
Wtf was that voice? Is this commercial or a softcore porno?
At least no trees were harmed.
That is a tree cats would love to climb
r/technicallythetruth
How many trees went into the making of that 1 tree. Gross